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Gender: male
Age: 28
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/Auesis
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Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:1/31/2015
Location:Wales
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Bass. Games. Procrastination. Such is life.

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#17 - Well that was...something. 12/19/2014 on dogs secret life 0
#32 - Okay, seriously. Telltale must have some serious narcotics sta… 12/19/2014 on Now they are pushing it 0
#14 - I once woke up with a single painful testicle. It was just an … 12/19/2014 on Who wasn't 0
#31 - Get a load of this guy 12/19/2014 on Tumblr Dictionary Part 2:... 0
#20 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Call of Zelda: Hyrule Warfare +1
#15 - Bass mentioned, swell with irrelevance and loneliness 12/18/2014 on The most bassed comic ever +2
#68 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on he is hungry +2
#73 - softdoritocat (12/17/2014) [-]
>dat nonchalant posing for a pic
lol'd
#129 - >cant even beat crota >r1 definitely works better th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on MRW playing online with... 0
User avatar #166 - loomiss (12/17/2014) [-]
I r1 everytime are you kidding me.
I got full gear
look out level 32 bebe
#70 - Picture 12/16/2014 on Science! +1
#24 - >Be me in the new Destiny raid with pugs >Picking up…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/16/2014 on MRW playing online with... +68
User avatar #125 - hazardpay (12/16/2014) [-]
>shotgun
>good range
motherfucker you made me mad 10/10 best idiotic teammates
User avatar #118 - zuflux (12/16/2014) [-]
I haven't even bothered with the new Raid yet. SO hard to find agroup with everyone being so goddamn specific.
"Only accept lvl 31 warlock sunsinger with every exotic ever maxed out, EXPERIENCED, no noobs!"
#67 - raideoactivepilot (12/16/2014) [-]
>Stay'd over at a friends house for a few days
>Gave Destiny a go, Loved it
>Was doing great and got to mars
>everything was too high of a level for me
>went back to the other planets to level up
>decide to do a raid on Venus.
>Things were going great until the end
>big ass boss in the middle of this fucking pit
>no clue and jump right the fuck in
>everything nearly killing me and boss 2shotting me
>FUCK
>See my teammates staying up on the edge of the drop off, sniping.
>Start running around the round room, trying not to die
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>die 10 more times.
>Finally find this corner with a rock to hide behind.
>They can't shoot me so they throw bombs
>Does less than their normal weapons
>start snipping them and only popping out to grab up ammo.
>Stay like this until the hord finally stops and the boss nearly dead from the others.
>They all start yelling at me for "Hogging all the kills and ammo."
>MFW all i was intending to do is not die.
>They all hop down because all the ammo is at my feet.
>still bitching at me until the game ends
>Gets hatemail for the rest of the day.
#137 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
especially given the fact that ammo is instanced in a player specific manner, it's quite literally impossible to "hog" ammo.
User avatar #85 - donbionicle (12/16/2014) [-]
So stupid they raged at you for ostensibly the wrong thing. That's some next-level shit.
User avatar #28 - loomiss (12/16/2014) [-]
Basic casual
cant even beat crota
By the way r1 definitely works better than r2 on them gatekeepers.
It tuesday which means fresh raid gear babbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
#138 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
guardian, you just went full whitegear.
never go full whitegear.
#129 - auesis (12/16/2014) [-]
>cant even beat crota
>r1 definitely works better than r2

top kek, this was my 3rd successful run as master swordsman. Black Hammer, Song of Ir Yut and Hunger of Crota, baby
User avatar #166 - loomiss (12/17/2014) [-]
I r1 everytime are you kidding me.
I got full gear
look out level 32 bebe
User avatar #26 - eatinyojello (12/16/2014) [-]
During vog we had a guy like this. When we got to atheon he wouldn't leave the central platform after the shield dissapeared,he couldn't shoot oracles,hr repeatedly died punching the exploding harpies at atheon. And don't even get me started on the damn gorgon maze.
#73 - They certainly can, and someone who works that hard for such a… 12/16/2014 on size does matter 0
#120 - **** has only begun to get real. After the finale… 12/16/2014 on New Unlimited Blade Works... +2
#64 - More is always better.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Korra Faces Kuvira's New... 0
User avatar #92 - SteyrAUG (12/15/2014) [-]
But that's like saying that you can improve the performance of your .50 BMG rifle by strapping a .22 pistol to the side of it.
#140 - Honestly, nostalgia goggles. Morrowind plays like **** … 12/08/2014 on Elder Scrolls Privelage +4
#22 - Dunno about the rest of Europe but yes it's like that here in …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on What a cheeky cunt +2
User avatar #117 - lulzinmyroflcopter (12/11/2014) [-]
that sounds nice. I hate trying to be the one to initiate conversation with new people but for some reason when people come to me I'm fine. I better move to Europe
#69 - What's to say that the hilt isn't made of lightsaber-resistant…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on The new lightsaber has many... 0
User avatar #194 - TestesFly (12/01/2014) [-]
In the former case, there'd be no point in having the little side blades if the resistant material, like that of the electrostaff, could function the same purpose. In the latter case, point granted.
#41 - I saw Triss and immediately thought "what's my Skyrim cha… 11/30/2014 on Crossover Comp 3: The... -1
#14 - Tell that to my Metapod. 11/30/2014 on Gotta rekĀ“em all +10
#193 - Because the fight would be ******* awesome? You t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Damnit Youtube 0
User avatar #210 - questionableferret (11/29/2014) [-]
Honestly I only think fights are awesome when there's some narrative weight behind the characters. I've never understood the appeal of flashing lights and loud noises on their own.

It's kinda like with AMVs, there's some really, REALLY good stuff out there. Like, tear-jerking, makes you all warm and feely stuff, and there's really mind-bendingly cool stuff, but there's also a lot of stuff that's just people linking songs to random action scenes from different anime... which is just stupid. Regardless of how well edited it might be flashiness without substance is just... (rather ironically in this case) hollow.
#16 - Shunsui is totally getting Aizen back, can't ******* wait 11/29/2014 on Feminist be like +1
#14 - Agreed, but I'm kinda okay with it since I wasn't that bothere…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Feminist be like 0
User avatar #15 - dacrimsonfucker (11/29/2014) [-]
oh boy when he did that double getsuga tensho! also can't wait to see Grimmjow back and there's even a chance for Aizen to return
#16 - auesis (11/29/2014) [-]
Shunsui is totally getting Aizen back, can't fucking wait
#12 - Yesh. I lurve it. Finding another reader is a ra…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Feminist be like 0
User avatar #13 - dacrimsonfucker (11/29/2014) [-]
it bothered me that Kubo off screened so many characters, but the fight between Ichibei and Yhwach is so fucking cool
#14 - auesis (11/29/2014) [-]
Agreed, but I'm kinda okay with it since I wasn't that bothered about who got off-screened. As long as Grimmjow returns as the prophecy foretold and Shunsui/Ukitake get a good run, I'll be happy.

Hyped for that dual-wield Bankai, too.
User avatar #15 - dacrimsonfucker (11/29/2014) [-]
oh boy when he did that double getsuga tensho! also can't wait to see Grimmjow back and there's even a chance for Aizen to return
#16 - auesis (11/29/2014) [-]
Shunsui is totally getting Aizen back, can't fucking wait
#10 - There's so much of the manga I'd kill to see animated. Plus if…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Damnit Youtube +4
User avatar #71 - questionableferret (11/29/2014) [-]
Wait... why would you want that? They're basically the same character except Bazz-B is lazily named and has none of the depth, significance, or even personality that Grimmerjow had.
#193 - auesis (11/29/2014) [-]
Because the fight would be fucking awesome? You think I read Bleach for story?
User avatar #210 - questionableferret (11/29/2014) [-]
Honestly I only think fights are awesome when there's some narrative weight behind the characters. I've never understood the appeal of flashing lights and loud noises on their own.

It's kinda like with AMVs, there's some really, REALLY good stuff out there. Like, tear-jerking, makes you all warm and feely stuff, and there's really mind-bendingly cool stuff, but there's also a lot of stuff that's just people linking songs to random action scenes from different anime... which is just stupid. Regardless of how well edited it might be flashiness without substance is just... (rather ironically in this case) hollow.
#15 - Earlobe for me. Someone touches one and I just melt. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on Neck +3
User avatar #17 - roflnaut (11/28/2014) [-]
Same. Got my earlobe nibbled and I just kind of went disabled.
#66 - They do. They're basically an enormous cult and legitimately t… 11/26/2014 on Yeah, Okay then. +1
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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my **** folder.
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#93 to #92 - auesis ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
saw your comment about harley, thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them

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#89 - atma (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
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User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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