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Gender: male
Age: 27
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/Auesis
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Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:10/01/2014
Location:Wales
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Bass. Games. Procrastination. Such is life.

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#108 - Damn, I totally forgot about that. Yup, another crock of … 09/03/2014 on #justgamerjournothings +12
#9 - "Tastes real good for the kids and **** " 09/03/2014 on Ghetto cooking by Auntie Fee +92
#13 - I'll try and summarise, but someone is free to correct me: …  [+] (19 new replies) 09/03/2014 on #justgamerjournothings +272
User avatar #246 - irevolutions (09/03/2014) [-]
Don't forget about wizard chan either.
#173 - shatt (09/03/2014) [-]
>alphabetti spaghetti
User avatar #149 - sqman (09/03/2014) [-]
So basically they insult their target "demographic" because some whore's feelings were hurt when people realized she's a whore? Hot damn, it's as if they were hoping she'd reward them with sex. And I thought politics was fucked up.
#157 - auesis (09/03/2014) [-]
It's more than that. The evidence showing the mass corruption within the industry is insurmountable at this point, and this is their ridiculous attempt to control the damage. By insulting and belittling their core demographic. They're desperate to shame us in to going away and ignoring the issue.

I have no idea what the fuck they're thinking, because now it's just going to get even worse.
#129 - reloyjerkins (09/03/2014) [-]
#126 - odinshomeboy (09/03/2014) [-]
Thanks for the explanation. I had no clue what was going on.
#122 - billycakes (09/03/2014) [-]
Nah that's pretty fucking accurate to what's going on.
#96 - carefree (09/03/2014) [-]
Don't forget the little gem about Zoe Quinn crashing a Game Jam that
the fine young capitalists set up to have a woman simply come up with a decent
concept for a video game, and if it was voted in, they'd have it made.
Zoe Quinn ruined it and claimed it was oppressive to have women work for free.
Even though all the women would have to do was use their brains.
But that's okay because we got Vivian out of it.
#237 - wtfduud (09/03/2014) [-]
Vivian?
#244 - carefree (09/03/2014) [-]
Vivan James. 4chan reacted to the previous stated mess by donating
$5,000 (legit) to the game jam's kickstarter in order to keep it going.
The perks of this is that they were able to design a character.
/v/, the 4chan board that donated, collectively designed Vivian James.
Average looking girl, bit on the short side, non-sexualized figure, ect.
Zoe Quinn claims this character to be an insult directed at her, but /v/
don't care. The Fine Young Capitalists liked it and went with it.
#108 - auesis (09/03/2014) [-]
Damn, I totally forgot about that. Yup, another crock of shit to add to the already stinking pile.
User avatar #79 - garin (09/03/2014) [-]
something something something Anita Sarkeesian something. But besides that you hit the nail on the head.
#41 - dancinfetus (09/03/2014) [-]
OK thank you, I don't really pay attention to video game journalists anyways, the only reviews I'll read are from game informer and then I watch game play of the game on youtube to determine if I will buy a game or not.
#62 - ugottanked (09/03/2014) [-]
Also, read this.
User avatar #130 - reloyjerkins (09/03/2014) [-]
Why fuck the escapist?
#131 - reloyjerkins (09/03/2014) [-]
#75 - danilorossetto (09/03/2014) [-]
Thank you.
I don't know if this guy is telling truth (it's on the internet so must be true) but this is the first thing I saw today about that shit that makes me fell a little less pissed....
User avatar #78 - ugottanked (09/03/2014) [-]
Im going to believe it, i mean, why else would they be basically saying "fuck the people who practically give us a job"

No gamers means no gaming, means no reviews, etc. you get my point.
User avatar #22 - holycrapimacupcake (09/03/2014) [-]
You got the basics of it but well done.
#36 - Chill, these are the endings you get if you're an idiot. There… 09/03/2014 on Gaming Feels (SPOILERS) +4
#46 - I don't even remember the last time I went to a gaming "j… 09/03/2014 on GamerGate 0
#125 - *started to hear yelling emotions hurt proofreading a… 09/01/2014 on Remember the name +1
#124 - My grandad had Alzheimer's, as did a few others in the family.…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Remember the name +2
User avatar #125 - auesis (09/01/2014) [-]
*started to hear yelling

emotions hurt proofreading ability, it seems
#340 - I really don't understand the huge stigma over people, be they…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2014 on because this girl... +1
#345 - findaway (09/01/2014) [-]
It makes ugly people jealous.
#348 - mr skeltal (09/01/2014) [-]
Bro there are some ugly fucking strippers out there.
#59 - >Thigh-highs 08/31/2014 on How accurate is this +16
#192 - It's nice to know that these mindless, cackling cunts are abou… 08/31/2014 on Tumblr Logic 2 0
#130 - Dale, ma ***** . 08/31/2014 on you cringe/rage you lose 0
#174 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on It's not fair +4
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#178 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
#170 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2014 on It's not fair +2
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#174 - auesis (08/28/2014) [-]
#186 - huzibizi (08/28/2014) [-]
#178 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
#43 - Ah, we have a slight variation there. To tell someone to go fi… 08/28/2014 on Please use this all the time. 0
#166 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2014 on It's not fair +2
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#160 - Wouldn't you like to know.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/28/2014 on It's not fair +2
#162 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
...
#166 - auesis (08/28/2014) [-]
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#178 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
#40 - I don't know about apology, but we kind of include it in our h…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Please use this all the time. 0
User avatar #42 - RipperMan (08/28/2014) [-]
in US a small wave generally means "you go first" or "thank you" depending on the situation
#43 - auesis (08/28/2014) [-]
Ah, we have a slight variation there. To tell someone to go first, we twist the hand in the direction of where they want to go instead of just raising it, so there's different signs for those things.
User avatar #41 - priestoftheoldones (08/28/2014) [-]
FPS russia is greatest russian. Aside from Putin of course.
#135 - I dunno. As a dude, I think I'd react like she did... …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/28/2014 on It's not fair +3
#156 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
Because you have man-tits?
#160 - auesis (08/28/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you like to know.
#162 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
...
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#186 - huzibizi (08/28/2014) [-]
#178 - madmanransom (08/28/2014) [-]
#53 - Holy **** , THREE whole tweets? 420 ENTIRE CHARACT… 08/27/2014 on Based jontron. +8
#59 - Cymru am byth 08/27/2014 on Anarchy in wales +1
#86 - I can't give you examples without majorly spoiling the plot, b… 08/27/2014 on A good plot is everything 0
#80 - Well, the anime has been fairly reasonable so far, but when it…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on A good plot is everything 0
#84 - mr skeltal (08/26/2014) [-]
Give me some examples of what's wrong with the manga please.
User avatar #86 - auesis (08/27/2014) [-]
I can't give you examples without majorly spoiling the plot, but if you want to know: pretty soon in the anime, Madara will come back to life by feeding off Obito and become the final villain. After hundreds of chapters of battle (and a ton of power ups for Naruto and Sasuke from the spirit of the Sage of the Six Paths who suddenly explains that they are reincarnations of his sons), he suddenly ISN'T the final villain, and Kaguya (Sage's mom) appears out of nowhere, kills Madara and becomes the new final villain. She has no personality and just wants to eat chakra, basically, which is shit. Also it was Black Zetsu who has planned EVERYTHING up to this point to revive Kaguya, so Black Zetsu is now Naruto's Aizen. Also, Obito just died for real and somehow his spirit gave Kakashi his other Sharingan and he now has Susanoo. A ridiculously OP perfect Susanoo. The fanbase collectively imploded from how fucking stupid this was.
#26 - If nobody cares enough to DDOS it, I'm not sure if that's a go…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on All poweful Nintendo Master... +1
User avatar #42 - makotoitou (08/26/2014) [-]
It's like Macs being "immune to viruses".
#28 - I missed the memo about bringing a healer in Dragon's Dogma. A…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2014 on All the potions we never use +36
User avatar #55 - schneidend (08/25/2014) [-]
The healer thing is a little old school, especially as more games design themselves so that healers aren't as necessary like they probably should, or makes the "healer" builds capable of fighting and healing a la the Monk, Barbarian, and Crusader in Diablo III. And, yeah, games like Dragon's Dogma or Dark Souls with more avoidance-oriented gameplay certainly don't require healers.
#52 - pictureperfectt (08/25/2014) [-]
The gif wouldn't load for me.
I thought that MFW was awfully clever.
#30 - iheartjackiechan (08/25/2014) [-]
Healers were only useful to a point, you needed to use healing items or go to the inn to restore max health
User avatar #38 - walcorn (08/25/2014) [-]
still very useful in the midst of battle
#268 - It's actually "warrior"? Oh man, that sounds actuall… 08/24/2014 on Zoey Quinn Proof 0
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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my **** folder.
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#93 to #92 - auesis (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
saw your comment about harley, thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them

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#89 - atma (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
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User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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