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auesis

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/Auesis
Steam Profile: Auesis
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:4/21/2015
Location:Wales
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Bass. Games. Procrastination. Such is life.

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#261 - Managed it a few days ago. My advice is (and this works for pr… 03/05/2015 on Expand level over 9000 +1
#51 - Xenoverse is so ******* good, but Jesus Christ can they…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Fruit 0
#68 - anonymous (03/05/2015) [-]
Wait till you get to the Bardock mission, have fun with that shit
User avatar #57 - VincentKing (03/05/2015) [-]
I won it because of the elder guru z-soul constantly healing me
User avatar #71 - auesis (03/05/2015) [-]
Where, how? I need it, whatever it is
User avatar #86 - VincentKing (03/05/2015) [-]
not sure where, but the z-soul works when your health gets below 50%
#12 - Here's the full thing 03/05/2015 on desc. +1
#241 - It's kinda useless until you hit high levels and you have tons… 03/05/2015 on Expand level over 9000 +1
#168 - It takes advantage of two things: 1) The time it take… 03/04/2015 on DnD +2
#20 - I don't remember the version of DnD, but there was a technical…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2015 on DnD +63
#159 - thetarget (03/04/2015) [-]
How can you have a physics glitch in a tabletop game? Do you keep track of the acceleration while passing the object?
User avatar #168 - auesis (03/04/2015) [-]
It takes advantage of two things:

1) The time it takes to complete a single "round" (6 seconds)
2) A GM that doesn't give a fuck

If you bring together hundreds or thousands of NPCs and have them all participate, taking a turn in the round, you can theoretically have it so that an object is passed between them all in a window of 6 seconds. Miles upon miles upon miles traveled in that short space of time turns your projectile in to a meteorite.

There are ways for a GM to refuse this to happen, for example, just plain common sense in that this couldn't happen in 6 seconds (that's why you need a flexible GM that doesn't really care and is in it for fun). If they also knew anything about physics, they would know that the friction and speed generated by the object would cause at least one peasant down the line to miss it, drop it or get vaporised by the force of it, and the object itself would probably get ripped to shreds from the heat generated.
#89 - anonymous (03/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #30 - IceIfritSIXSIXSIX (03/04/2015) [-]
That's the peasant railgun from 3.5.
The standard is two miles of peasants. The guy at the back has a spear and the one at the front readies an action to throw spear. Everyone else passes the spear from the back to front. Of course applying real world physics this spear travels two miles in six seconds(one round) which would obliterate anything at that speed.
User avatar #27 - miia (03/04/2015) [-]
youtu.be/YBC1Qob27sM?t=1m17s
For your consideration:
The Meat Rail
#30 - I wouldn't worry too much about that, there's a disproportiona…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on dirty anus prequel 0
User avatar #66 - compared (03/04/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
#72 - SSD with 200+ mods and still have this 1st-world problem. … 02/28/2015 on PC Gamer Problems 0
#70 - Eh, I've jampacked my Skyrim with hundreds of mods including 4…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on PC Gamer Problems 0
User avatar #74 - thepinkestofthepie (02/28/2015) [-]
I only have Windows on my SSD, and while windows 7 seemed to load in seconds, windows 8 takes a load of time to load for some reason
#74 - The paintball range we went to had some great punishments, dep… 02/27/2015 on Looks Fun 0
#91 - Picture 02/27/2015 on Tags 0
#10 - "Tewwww sexeee fur my clothez" 02/27/2015 on Brotherhood of steel are... 0
#391 - **auesis used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **auesis rolls 215,… 02/26/2015 on Free Games +1
#390 - Comment deleted 02/26/2015 on Free Games 0
#120 - They waited a few years before removing it. It's quite insigni…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Let your freak-flag fly! 0
User avatar #132 - miknab (02/26/2015) [-]
Thats still pretty cool. Idk if you ever heard of the movie. Not a big fan of it, but in Gattica a man has six fingers and is the only one able to play a certain piece of music on a piano because of his extra digit.
#45 - I was born with 5 fingers + thumb on one hand. The extra was s…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Let your freak-flag fly! 0
User avatar #54 - miknab (02/25/2015) [-]
Was it surgically removed when you were really young or older? I hear that is a really odd/annoying sensation especially if its a big limb like an arm or leg.
User avatar #120 - auesis (02/25/2015) [-]
They waited a few years before removing it. It's quite insignificant now, like sometimes when I'm holding an object there's a miniscule chance that I'll swear that there's a touch sensation in a 6th digit area that's not there. Doesn't bother me at all these days.
User avatar #132 - miknab (02/26/2015) [-]
Thats still pretty cool. Idk if you ever heard of the movie. Not a big fan of it, but in Gattica a man has six fingers and is the only one able to play a certain piece of music on a piano because of his extra digit.
#10 - An elf in our party is supposed to be a bitch, so she constant… 02/25/2015 on Please not another 1. +14
#91 - The boxing gif is from Hajime no Ippo and that moment … 02/17/2015 on 10 Anime Punches +7
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#71 - I actually quite liked high school lunches, but now at uni I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on It's a secret to us all 0
#72 - anonymous (02/09/2015) [-]
Bingo.
For $3.50 you can get a sausage roll near the size of your forearm, with a bottle of coke fr $3 extra.

My six-pack is suffice to say, long gone.
#3308 - Age: 21 Nationality: Welsh Gender: Sheep Hometown:… 02/08/2015 on Addy's personality survey 0
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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my **** folder.
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#93 to #92 - auesis ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
saw your comment about harley, thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them

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#89 - atma (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
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User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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