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Gender: male
Age: 28
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/Auesis
Steam Profile: Auesis
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:10/24/2014
Location:Wales
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Bass. Games. Procrastination. Such is life.

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#68 - *obviously 09/16/2014 on Fine as tits 0
#66 - It's kinda funny - I'm British and extremely well-spoken, but …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Fine as tits +3
#110 - migueldecervantes (09/16/2014) [-]
You hate most people? How wise of you.
#104 - xsap (09/16/2014) [-]
it wasn't the accent m8, when you spoke they saw your rotten teeth
#93 - earthandfire (09/16/2014) [-]
It's because your accent sounds foreign. Protip.
User avatar #75 - alstorp (09/16/2014) [-]
You sound like any modern day movie villain. Very polite but still a massive asshole.
User avatar #68 - auesis (09/16/2014) [-]
*obviously
#125 - Picture 09/11/2014 on Need to replace that old... +5
#94 - Did you see that indie game movie showing what kind of person … 09/10/2014 on Gamergate is dead, they said 0
#80 - Yup, I think those kind of bassists are there just because the… 09/09/2014 on Groupies 0
#78 - I'm all over the shop - been a session bassist for a bunch of … 09/09/2014 on Groupies 0
#52 - It also depends on what kind of music you're playing and how p… 09/09/2014 on Groupies 0
#50 - Should also clarify that this doesn't fit when we're talking a…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Groupies 0
User avatar #66 - thorandahalf (09/09/2014) [-]
What's the band called? or is it a mix of different bands you've been in?
#78 - auesis (09/09/2014) [-]
I'm all over the shop - been a session bassist for a bunch of bands (both original and cover) but also played more regularly in one before life forced them to split (used to be called Comatose Calling iirc). Currently invested myself in another one (guitarist cousin dragged me with him, he was also in CC), though those guys have yet to start gigging. Working title is Stoic, subject to change I suppose.
#49 - Personal experience as a gigging bassist of 5-6 years (setup b…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Groupies +1
#64 - neededllama (09/09/2014) [-]
I think a lot of people who think bass is boring just play roots like you said. As a bassist of only 2 years in an actual band, I have no fucking clue how anyone could do that. If I don't have fills I do so bad because I can't pay attention.

Also, I do get a good amount of female attention, but I attribute that to the fact that the drummer is in a relationship, the rhythm guitarist is awkward, and I'm better looking than the singer. but it really don't matter cause all we play are shitty local shows and few chicks that we don't know already go
#80 - auesis (09/09/2014) [-]
Yup, I think those kind of bassists are there just because they can't be fucked to learn how to properly play an instrument but still want to be in a band, and it's easier to blend in if you just hit some bass roots. You're totally right, I would lose my shit if I had no opportunity to do fills and stuff. I can't fathom anyone not finding that boring as fuck.
#51 - kingcoote (09/09/2014) [-]
As a bassist I found the drummer was the one who got the least female attention, that could also be cause our 2 drummers have been massive jerks, but still.
#52 - auesis (09/09/2014) [-]
It also depends on what kind of music you're playing and how prominent each instrument is. We're quite thrashy with a lot of melodic stuff thrown in, so the drums and lead come to the forefront very often. Our drummer is going ham pretty much 100% of the time. But yeah, just being a jerk could also be a factor.
User avatar #50 - auesis (09/09/2014) [-]
Should also clarify that this doesn't fit when we're talking about Funk and shit where the bass is insane and they pretty much always steal the show, like Flea. We're playing...actually I don't even fucking know what kind of metal, but it's some kind of metal with prog elements mixed in.
User avatar #66 - thorandahalf (09/09/2014) [-]
What's the band called? or is it a mix of different bands you've been in?
#78 - auesis (09/09/2014) [-]
I'm all over the shop - been a session bassist for a bunch of bands (both original and cover) but also played more regularly in one before life forced them to split (used to be called Comatose Calling iirc). Currently invested myself in another one (guitarist cousin dragged me with him, he was also in CC), though those guys have yet to start gigging. Working title is Stoic, subject to change I suppose.
#52 - Picture 09/09/2014 on firecocker +1
#69 - Kotaku just lost a sponsor. What amazes me more is t… 09/09/2014 on Adam Baldwin still based as... +32
#119 - Yes. Extremely. It just wasn't meant to be. 09/08/2014 on Of course, I will always... +2
#68 - That's what started it, nobody cares about her specifically an… 09/08/2014 on Fair trade games journalism 0
#66 - This convinced me to bookmark and unblock ads for Gamesnosh. 09/08/2014 on Fair trade games journalism +5
#28 - Picture 09/08/2014 on coming +12
#71 - You had me for a sec. 09/07/2014 on No more female hate and... 0
#58 - Yup. Was in Embedded Systems Engineering for a year, we had tw… 09/07/2014 on One Girl In A Engineering... 0
#45 - That's fine by me.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Well mark me down as scared... 0
User avatar #73 - dannyxv (09/06/2014) [-]
^seconded
#109 - Hammerfall's Fury of the Wild never fails to get me going.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on Facebook kids +3
#196 - megayoming (09/05/2014) [-]
Always makes me feel like i'm charging into battle.
#20 - No, aus. That's the lyrics. 09/04/2014 on 4 STEINS, HA HA HA 0
#12 - Rammstein? 123456789-out.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on 4 STEINS, HA HA HA 0
#14 - dovakeks (09/04/2014) [-]
Or out, yeah.
#8 - Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, aus.  [+] (16 new replies) 09/04/2014 on 4 STEINS, HA HA HA +97
#64 - randaxkull (09/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #39 - theporkwhisperer (09/05/2014) [-]
DUH NUHN UH NUH NUH NUH DU NUH NUH NUH
User avatar #30 - ichtudirweh (09/05/2014) [-]
[HQ] Rammstein - Sonne - Live at Rock am Ring 2010 (3/5) (OHNE LEIERN)

Probably their best song.
User avatar #53 - elcreepo (09/05/2014) [-]
Los and Links 2 3 4 are also good
User avatar #62 - ichtudirweh (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm also quite partial to Mein Teil.
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/04/2014) [-]
zehn?
User avatar #20 - auesis (09/04/2014) [-]
No, aus. That's the lyrics.
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/04/2014) [-]
the fuck is "aus"
User avatar #9 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
Who the fick says "aus"?
#13 - dovakeks (09/04/2014) [-]
aus means off. The lyrics belong to the song "Sonne" (sun). In the music video they are in a mineshaft. Thats why they are probably counting down till they don't see the sun anymore. That was only a guess though.
User avatar #15 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
Oh, right. Sorry. Auesis too. I'm kinda under the influence at the moment, and German isn't exactly my language to defend.
#17 - dovakeks (09/04/2014) [-]
Oh, no problem.
User avatar #18 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
Besides, I'm not really much of a Rammstein fan. Not saying I don't like their music, just never got hooked.
#23 - dovakeks (09/04/2014) [-]
No problem either. haha. Just thought that you would like to know what that meant.
#12 - auesis (09/04/2014) [-]
Rammstein? 123456789-out.
#14 - dovakeks (09/04/2014) [-]
Or out, yeah.
#38 - Welsh women (at least in the South): "uwotm8, swear on me…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on Foreign Girls bro +3
User avatar #45 - unfairlybanned (09/04/2014) [-]
Sheep sexer.
#18 - I'm in love with a person who does exist and loved me back. We…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on How FJers are +1
#23 - mrnecro (09/04/2014) [-]
Same here man, she's going to boot camp in like two months and I'm going to college and it almost seems like she's pushing me away.

She says she doesn't want to get any closer cause she's afraid of the future and what might happen.
Shit hurts man

User avatar #19 - ScottP (09/04/2014) [-]
Shh shhh there there
#18 - You realise that the whole ********* isn't even a… 09/04/2014 on And tits +2
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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my **** folder.
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#93 to #92 - auesis (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
saw your comment about harley, thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them

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#89 - atma (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
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User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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