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auesis

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/Auesis
Steam Profile: Auesis
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:4/18/2015
Location:Wales
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Bass. Games. Procrastination. Such is life.

latest user's comments

#207 - Oh...sorry. :'(  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Make yourself pass out cold! 0
#210 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#215 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
**auesis rolled a random image** I lost my reaction folder, so here's a roll...brofist?
#221 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#247 - Fgner (11/08/2011) [-]
**Fgner rolled a random image** If you two were women this argument would end when one of you died.
#250 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#204 - Oh, what now? I've already acknowledged your point, and thanks…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Make yourself pass out cold! 0
User avatar #205 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
I was hiding my face...cos I was called a dick :'D
User avatar #207 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
Oh...sorry. :'(
#210 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#215 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
**auesis rolled a random image** I lost my reaction folder, so here's a roll...brofist?
#221 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#247 - Fgner (11/08/2011) [-]
**Fgner rolled a random image** If you two were women this argument would end when one of you died.
#250 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#194 - I'm not disagreeing with you, I acknowledged your point alread…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Make yourself pass out cold! 0
#202 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #204 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
Oh, what now? I've already acknowledged your point, and thanks for the quick explanation in the first post. Now, why the fuck can I not defend my education as not being as bad as you think it is via your condescending comment, without warranting a head...carpet?

I AM FUCKING AGREEING WITH YOU!
User avatar #205 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
I was hiding my face...cos I was called a dick :'D
User avatar #207 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
Oh...sorry. :'(
#210 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#215 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
**auesis rolled a random image** I lost my reaction folder, so here's a roll...brofist?
#221 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#247 - Fgner (11/08/2011) [-]
**Fgner rolled a random image** If you two were women this argument would end when one of you died.
#250 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#188 - A very good source, considering that every R.E teacher we have…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Make yourself pass out cold! 0
User avatar #192 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
It's not really a good source. Learn sarcasm. Ask any doctor, health teacher, nurse or paramedic - a REAL source. They will tell you, well, what I've stated above.
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User avatar #194 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
I'm not disagreeing with you, I acknowledged your point already. I am simply defending my education. Don't be such a fucking dick about it.
#202 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #204 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
Oh, what now? I've already acknowledged your point, and thanks for the quick explanation in the first post. Now, why the fuck can I not defend my education as not being as bad as you think it is via your condescending comment, without warranting a head...carpet?

I AM FUCKING AGREEING WITH YOU!
User avatar #205 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
I was hiding my face...cos I was called a dick :'D
User avatar #207 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
Oh...sorry. :'(
#210 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#215 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
**auesis rolled a random image** I lost my reaction folder, so here's a roll...brofist?
#221 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#247 - Fgner (11/08/2011) [-]
**Fgner rolled a random image** If you two were women this argument would end when one of you died.
#250 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#171 - It's not my fault that school officers warn us of the dangers …  [+] (13 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Make yourself pass out cold! 0
User avatar #179 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
As I've previously said, yes, dangerous if you have a record of concussions or have had one in the past month. Although, I wouldn't recommend doing it a lot in a short period of time.

PS- In school this was? School - The place where they teach you useless things that aren't relevant later in life, and also teach you R.E...tell you that God is real, and the Bible isn't fictional. Awesome source you're getting your evidence from.
User avatar #188 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
A very good source, considering that every R.E teacher we have is actually atheist (we have General R.E, not normal R.E, which isn't even a real subject), and relevance is not an issue at all. Trust an atheist to be so immediately condescending. You shame me to be one of you.
User avatar #192 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
It's not really a good source. Learn sarcasm. Ask any doctor, health teacher, nurse or paramedic - a REAL source. They will tell you, well, what I've stated above.
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User avatar #194 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
I'm not disagreeing with you, I acknowledged your point already. I am simply defending my education. Don't be such a fucking dick about it.
#202 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #204 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
Oh, what now? I've already acknowledged your point, and thanks for the quick explanation in the first post. Now, why the fuck can I not defend my education as not being as bad as you think it is via your condescending comment, without warranting a head...carpet?

I AM FUCKING AGREEING WITH YOU!
User avatar #205 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
I was hiding my face...cos I was called a dick :'D
User avatar #207 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
Oh...sorry. :'(
#210 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#215 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
**auesis rolled a random image** I lost my reaction folder, so here's a roll...brofist?
#221 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#247 - Fgner (11/08/2011) [-]
**Fgner rolled a random image** If you two were women this argument would end when one of you died.
#250 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#163 - Unfortunately, I have no source. However, we were forced to wa… 11/08/2011 on Make yourself pass out cold! -1
#162 - So explain a video where a kid does this in school and dies in…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Make yourself pass out cold! -1
User avatar #164 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
Well, firstly why are you watching videos of kids dying? And you say he was in hospital. If anyone has had a concussion in the month that they do it, or sustained more then 4 in their lifetime then it is potentially dangerous. Kids die in their sleep quite frequently, most of them are kids that have gotten a concussion or been knocked unconscious and then they have fallen alseep.
User avatar #171 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
It's not my fault that school officers warn us of the dangers by showing it in assembly.
User avatar #179 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
As I've previously said, yes, dangerous if you have a record of concussions or have had one in the past month. Although, I wouldn't recommend doing it a lot in a short period of time.

PS- In school this was? School - The place where they teach you useless things that aren't relevant later in life, and also teach you R.E...tell you that God is real, and the Bible isn't fictional. Awesome source you're getting your evidence from.
User avatar #188 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
A very good source, considering that every R.E teacher we have is actually atheist (we have General R.E, not normal R.E, which isn't even a real subject), and relevance is not an issue at all. Trust an atheist to be so immediately condescending. You shame me to be one of you.
User avatar #192 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
It's not really a good source. Learn sarcasm. Ask any doctor, health teacher, nurse or paramedic - a REAL source. They will tell you, well, what I've stated above.
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User avatar #194 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
I'm not disagreeing with you, I acknowledged your point already. I am simply defending my education. Don't be such a fucking dick about it.
#202 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #204 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
Oh, what now? I've already acknowledged your point, and thanks for the quick explanation in the first post. Now, why the fuck can I not defend my education as not being as bad as you think it is via your condescending comment, without warranting a head...carpet?

I AM FUCKING AGREEING WITH YOU!
User avatar #205 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
I was hiding my face...cos I was called a dick :'D
User avatar #207 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
Oh...sorry. :'(
#210 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#215 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
**auesis rolled a random image** I lost my reaction folder, so here's a roll...brofist?
#221 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#247 - Fgner (11/08/2011) [-]
**Fgner rolled a random image** If you two were women this argument would end when one of you died.
#250 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#18 - Jersey Shore, Georgie Shore, whatever, they're all the same. W… 11/08/2011 on Jersey Shore +1
#157 - Well done, someone will eventually die trying this. This starv…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Make yourself pass out cold! 0
User avatar #161 - ninjaawesomeface (11/08/2011) [-]
Social Darwinism!!!
User avatar #160 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
You only die from oxygen deprivation after 4 MINUTES!!! After 4 minutes brain damage is a ossinility. Before then and it is HARMLESS. Any doctor / nurse / paramedic / health teacher will tell you so. Yes you get a headache 9/10 times but the severity if the headache differs from a full blown migraine to a tiny throb in the cerebral area.
User avatar #163 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
Unfortunately, I have no source. However, we were forced to watch it in a school assembly as it was a big fad back then.
User avatar #162 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
So explain a video where a kid does this in school and dies in hospital.
User avatar #164 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
Well, firstly why are you watching videos of kids dying? And you say he was in hospital. If anyone has had a concussion in the month that they do it, or sustained more then 4 in their lifetime then it is potentially dangerous. Kids die in their sleep quite frequently, most of them are kids that have gotten a concussion or been knocked unconscious and then they have fallen alseep.
User avatar #171 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
It's not my fault that school officers warn us of the dangers by showing it in assembly.
User avatar #179 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
As I've previously said, yes, dangerous if you have a record of concussions or have had one in the past month. Although, I wouldn't recommend doing it a lot in a short period of time.

PS- In school this was? School - The place where they teach you useless things that aren't relevant later in life, and also teach you R.E...tell you that God is real, and the Bible isn't fictional. Awesome source you're getting your evidence from.
User avatar #188 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
A very good source, considering that every R.E teacher we have is actually atheist (we have General R.E, not normal R.E, which isn't even a real subject), and relevance is not an issue at all. Trust an atheist to be so immediately condescending. You shame me to be one of you.
User avatar #192 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
It's not really a good source. Learn sarcasm. Ask any doctor, health teacher, nurse or paramedic - a REAL source. They will tell you, well, what I've stated above.
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User avatar #194 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
I'm not disagreeing with you, I acknowledged your point already. I am simply defending my education. Don't be such a fucking dick about it.
#202 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #204 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
Oh, what now? I've already acknowledged your point, and thanks for the quick explanation in the first post. Now, why the fuck can I not defend my education as not being as bad as you think it is via your condescending comment, without warranting a head...carpet?

I AM FUCKING AGREEING WITH YOU!
User avatar #205 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
I was hiding my face...cos I was called a dick :'D
User avatar #207 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
Oh...sorry. :'(
#210 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#215 - auesis (11/08/2011) [-]
**auesis rolled a random image** I lost my reaction folder, so here's a roll...brofist?
#221 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#247 - Fgner (11/08/2011) [-]
**Fgner rolled a random image** If you two were women this argument would end when one of you died.
#250 - acannibalbaby (11/08/2011) [-]
#26 - Well, **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2011 on Read Description +5
#43 - airplanefan (11/08/2011) [-]
His teacher was a grammar nazi?
#246 - Haha, it's funny because Prius' have **** MPG and the m… 11/07/2011 on I dont want to live on this... +1
#419 - It is bad that this would make me laugh maniacally and play more? 11/07/2011 on Games of the future +1
#22 - I have a bath. 11/07/2011 on Shower Stance 0
#110 - Not ******* hanging out everywhere with your mother and… 11/07/2011 on MOM Y U NO WANT ME TO BREED +49
#8 - All this stupidity makes me want to punch you in the face.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2011 on Skyrim, Guide for the ladies. +64
#14 - worldkiller (11/06/2011) [-]
i logged in, just to thumb you up!
User avatar #9 - adamska (11/06/2011) [-]
I'm sorry I dont agree with you. I am evil and must be stopped.
#5 - My dad is a cop, too. We always pretend to have massive verbal… 11/06/2011 on Troll COp +7
#159 - Red thumb me all you like, but after watching 5-6 episodes, …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2011 on Short Ass Comic No. 1 (Read... +2
User avatar #204 - maddyness (11/06/2011) [-]
This quite a lot, this has summed it up for me completely.
Except I realised this in 3 episodes.
Well 2 and a half if I am honest, I was fed up mid-way through the third because it was only fair to make sure it was an entire episode, which was a chore to get through.
#46 - I have no idea how the male genitalia makes us piss like this.… 11/06/2011 on November 5th rage +3
#75 - My morning: 7:30 Get woken up by alarm 7:31 Snooze mode …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2011 on Well, that's crap +17
#152 - magnumraptorjesus (11/06/2011) [-]
Is that how they do it in Europe?
#184 - THIS! I've been sitting here, hoping I can load the holy data … 11/06/2011 on Skyrim 0
#179 - How the **** is he still alive after 200 years between …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2011 on Skyrim +2
User avatar #231 - sleipher (11/06/2011) [-]
perhaps a decendant?
#313 - **auesis rolled a random image** My god...lucky bastard. Als… 11/06/2011 on Get This Kid a Medal! +7
#9 - I did that once. I have no idea how many toolbars are on it fr… 11/06/2011 on Oh no 0
#5 - I came all the way here from front page...worth it! th… 11/05/2011 on 5. Comic Murderer +2
#6 - I'm left handed and relate to all of these except the last one…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2011 on Left hand +2
User avatar #18 - ooaltairoo (11/05/2011) [-]
Thats called being ambidextrous or summin, amaright? :D

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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my **** folder.
#92 - legitturtle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#93 to #92 - auesis (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
saw your comment about harley, thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them

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#89 - atma (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
#81 - pedochuu **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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