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Gender: male
Age: 28
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Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:12/28/2014
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#26 - I've heard that this game also works a bit like Postal 2, wher…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on Hate-diddily-atred -1
User avatar #38 - curveball (12/24/2014) [-]
Postal did a much better job deliberately mocking the trends of political correctness in the industry and showing how stupid they were. I don't see any of that here. This just seems like Postal, but without the self-awareness and humor that made so Postal awesome.

Also, and I realize I've only seen the gameplay trailer,so its likely that I'm wrong, but the gameplay itself just doesn't look that interesting. You run around an isometric black and white world wiping people out, and it occasionally switches to third person for an especially brutal kill. What will I get from buying this game that I wouldn't get from watching the trailer? It looks the kind of game that you buy on sale for $10, play for half and hour, and once its boring you never come back to it. It needs to be this violent and brutal because if it wasn't it wouldn't be worth any attention at all.

That said, good on Gabe Newell for apologizing to the dev team after it was wrongfully taken down. Just because I won't play it doesn't mean others shouldn't be able to.
#39 - I don't even know what to think about this video. Aroused? Ter…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on banned 0
User avatar #56 - sylvanio (12/24/2014) [-]
I think it has some form of hidden meaning of him fighting lust or some crap
#53 - Met while playing GW2, IRL a few months later. No ragrets … 12/23/2014 on How did you meet your partner? 0
#258 - See, it's probably circumstantial, which is why I said you lik…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on IT'S FUCKING CANON 0
User avatar #287 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
I didn't really get along with Solas. He disagreed with pretty much everything I ever tried to do.
User avatar #259 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
Im like genuinely offended bull didnt invite me for drinks, that fucking asshole half the reason im a male bull dude was cause i was planing on romancing him. But nope i had one talk with him about what its like being a quenarri and havnt had shit from him since.
I take bull and sera out with me alot and they often talk about what bull women are like, seems shes never really gone down on a pair of beef curtains.

Dorians cute, just a bit of a cliche. He set off my gaydar when i first saw him (probably the tash) but the only legit hint you get from him are just full out flirting after you initiate it.

To the games credit im walking around playing already planning on who im going to romance on my next play through so its doing something right
#252 - Nah, relax, I'm just being a bit hyperbolic. It is a big criti…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2014 on IT'S FUCKING CANON +1
User avatar #255 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
Wait krem, i literally just talked to that bitch and she didnt make one mention of anything about her gender. I just assumed she was some butch girl i spoke to her about how she met bull and picked up a quest for the chargers.

I have yet to get jiggy with anyone so i dunno about the romance stuff, but so far the only thing ive noticed about the characters sexuality is Dorian and Sera.

Sera wont stfu about what quenari (bull peeps) women look like, tbh dont really mind shes kinda simple and im pretty curious as to what fucking a huge bull girl would be like also, so i share her curiosity.
And Dorian has made a few flirty remarks my way, in his defense i have picked the charm Dorian option every time its been available cause you know....that tash man, how can i resist.

User avatar #258 - auesis (12/20/2014) [-]
See, it's probably circumstantial, which is why I said you likely won't find it. I'm an elf female and Sera never talks about other women to me, and I first talked to Krem when Iron Bull invited me to drink with the crew, and I could basically either pass off the greeting or start questioning the transism. Solas and Cullen are developing well with me and I never take Dorian anywhere so I don't know much about him, though my friend tells me his backstory is hamfisted too. I read the wiki about him and disagree, depends how the game portrays it.
User avatar #287 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
I didn't really get along with Solas. He disagreed with pretty much everything I ever tried to do.
User avatar #259 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
Im like genuinely offended bull didnt invite me for drinks, that fucking asshole half the reason im a male bull dude was cause i was planing on romancing him. But nope i had one talk with him about what its like being a quenarri and havnt had shit from him since.
I take bull and sera out with me alot and they often talk about what bull women are like, seems shes never really gone down on a pair of beef curtains.

Dorians cute, just a bit of a cliche. He set off my gaydar when i first saw him (probably the tash) but the only legit hint you get from him are just full out flirting after you initiate it.

To the games credit im walking around playing already planning on who im going to romance on my next play through so its doing something right
#247 - The transgender in Iron Bull's crew. 12/20/2014 on IT'S FUCKING CANON 0
#245 - Krem literally has no reason to exist. She isn't a character w…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on IT'S FUCKING CANON +1
User avatar #246 - ronyx (12/20/2014) [-]
Reminds me who is krem
User avatar #247 - auesis (12/20/2014) [-]
The transgender in Iron Bull's crew.
#234 - Man, if people thought this was forced, they should play Drago…  [+] (17 new replies) 12/20/2014 on IT'S FUCKING CANON +1
User avatar #248 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
wait what, im playing dragon age now, what am i missing. Am i about to be buttfucked or what....fucking nervous now dude
User avatar #272 - leonhardt (12/20/2014) [-]
"Am i about to be buttfucked"

Son you have no fucking clue
User avatar #274 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
been spamming iron bull trying to make that magic happen, no luck so far
User avatar #283 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
You don't get to do it until about halfway through the game. I'm not going to spoil it for you, but it was pretty funny. He does have some dialogue lines that are abysmally stupid though. Stupid to where I had to put my controller down and rethink my life.
User avatar #285 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
Im trecking around killing dragons and chatting insistently with a transgender mercenary, with the sole purpose of getting some bull/man hybrid dick in a video game.

....I regret nothing
User avatar #286 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
#RideTheBull
I think he just doesn't care who he sticks his dick in, I don't think he's trans. Speaking of killing dragons, you should keep at least one alive. He sends you on a mission to kill one later.
User avatar #288 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
I was talking about his hommie krem, supposedly shes trans but i just think shes a bit butch.
Im well aware that bull is just a fling, not expecting Shakespeare but ffs, it must be like the size of my forearm how can i not.
User avatar #289 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
Actually you can get a legit romance with him.
I didn't think you were talking about Krem because you can't actually take him with you... can you?
#252 - auesis (12/20/2014) [-]
Nah, relax, I'm just being a bit hyperbolic. It is a big criticism of the game for me, though.

You generally won't find it unless you optionally engage in lots of dialogue and try to get a romance going, but essentially a bunch of characters in the DA:I universe are incredibly 2-dimensional caricatures. 1/3-1/2 of romance paths don't take a path insulting to your intelligence. For example, a bunch of same-sex relationships are written in a way that essentially goes "HEY, THIS IS HAPPENING AND IT'S OKAY, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT" instead of actually just naturally developing characters without focusing on that. The game just tries to educate you as if you are socially retarded using the characters as mouthpieces.

The most offending example is Krem, the first transgender character in a DA game, and he has no reason to exist. You can only engage in dialogue with him about how he is a transgender. I can maybe get a couple of lines about the crew he hangs out with, but otherwise I only have options like "why did you choose to be a man?" and "when did you make your decision?" I am not interested in that, and I don't care about it, I have no problem with it. I want to know about your background, how you came to meet Iron Bull, your thoughts on our work with the Inquisition. Nope, nothing. There is no depth to be found. Characters are just used for the sake of ticking boxes on a checklist and actual character development is set aside completely.

Some other characters are actually done well. Josephine is fucking omnisexual but she actually has characteristics that aren't about who she is. She's actually interesting. Same deal with Sera, who is lesbian.

The relationships that are actually done well are unfortunately the straight ones. Bioware simply don't know how to properly address social issues in their games without completely ham-fisting it and making it seem totally unnatural and stupid.
User avatar #255 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
Wait krem, i literally just talked to that bitch and she didnt make one mention of anything about her gender. I just assumed she was some butch girl i spoke to her about how she met bull and picked up a quest for the chargers.

I have yet to get jiggy with anyone so i dunno about the romance stuff, but so far the only thing ive noticed about the characters sexuality is Dorian and Sera.

Sera wont stfu about what quenari (bull peeps) women look like, tbh dont really mind shes kinda simple and im pretty curious as to what fucking a huge bull girl would be like also, so i share her curiosity.
And Dorian has made a few flirty remarks my way, in his defense i have picked the charm Dorian option every time its been available cause you know....that tash man, how can i resist.

User avatar #258 - auesis (12/20/2014) [-]
See, it's probably circumstantial, which is why I said you likely won't find it. I'm an elf female and Sera never talks about other women to me, and I first talked to Krem when Iron Bull invited me to drink with the crew, and I could basically either pass off the greeting or start questioning the transism. Solas and Cullen are developing well with me and I never take Dorian anywhere so I don't know much about him, though my friend tells me his backstory is hamfisted too. I read the wiki about him and disagree, depends how the game portrays it.
User avatar #287 - derpwolf (12/20/2014) [-]
I didn't really get along with Solas. He disagreed with pretty much everything I ever tried to do.
User avatar #259 - thebabykamina (12/20/2014) [-]
Im like genuinely offended bull didnt invite me for drinks, that fucking asshole half the reason im a male bull dude was cause i was planing on romancing him. But nope i had one talk with him about what its like being a quenarri and havnt had shit from him since.
I take bull and sera out with me alot and they often talk about what bull women are like, seems shes never really gone down on a pair of beef curtains.

Dorians cute, just a bit of a cliche. He set off my gaydar when i first saw him (probably the tash) but the only legit hint you get from him are just full out flirting after you initiate it.

To the games credit im walking around playing already planning on who im going to romance on my next play through so its doing something right
User avatar #244 - ronyx (12/20/2014) [-]
Only a bunch of ugly dykes on dragon age.
User avatar #245 - auesis (12/20/2014) [-]
Krem literally has no reason to exist. She isn't a character with anything interesting to say or do. She's a tickbox for a diversity checklist with no personality whatsoever.

Subtlety is Kryptonite for Bioware.
User avatar #246 - ronyx (12/20/2014) [-]
Reminds me who is krem
User avatar #247 - auesis (12/20/2014) [-]
The transgender in Iron Bull's crew.
#135 - *his dialogue 12/20/2014 on The closest we could get... 0
#134 - My girlfriend was my best friend before it got more serious. J…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on The closest we could get... +1
User avatar #135 - auesis (12/20/2014) [-]
*his dialogue
#120 - Agreed. It felt rather natural to me, especially when we had a…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2014 on The closest we could get... 0
User avatar #127 - infinitereaper (12/20/2014) [-]
Because everybody has been forcing/pushing this ship from the very beginning, even though Korra was clearly romantically involved (and inclined) to males with no indication otherwise. Thier relationship developed into a deep friendship, I could literally go point by point how over the seasons this is pretty much whats been indicated. And what's wrong with that? Why does she have to be bisexual? Everyone has been shoving this down the fans throats since day one. It's ridiculous. It's so forced.
User avatar #134 - auesis (12/20/2014) [-]
My girlfriend was my best friend before it got more serious. Just saying.

I don't really know, man, but I can't see it as forced. Superfans can speculate and be rabid retards about their favourite show all they like, but the only people who write the story are Bryke.

Just because a romantic development isn't a straight one doesn't mean it requires the writers to have big arrows pointing to them saying HEY LOOK THEY AREN'T STRAIGHT. You know what happens if writers do that? You get Krem from Dragon Age. Krem is a useless character that only exists for the transgender tickbox on the checklist. ALL of her dialogue is about how he is a trans.
User avatar #135 - auesis (12/20/2014) [-]
*his dialogue
#112 - I'm not sure I understand your reasoning. Why exactly would yo… 12/20/2014 on The closest we could get... 0
#27 - My ex's first reaction was "oh thank god". When aske…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on I don't know either +2
#32 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
nipple dick
lost it
#17 - Well that was...something. 12/19/2014 on dogs secret life 0
#32 - Okay, seriously. Telltale must have some serious narcotics sta… 12/19/2014 on Now they are pushing it 0
#14 - I once woke up with a single painful testicle. It was just an … 12/19/2014 on Who wasn't 0
#31 - Get a load of this guy 12/19/2014 on Tumblr Dictionary Part 2:... 0
#20 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Call of Zelda: Hyrule Warfare +1
#15 - Bass mentioned, swell with irrelevance and loneliness 12/18/2014 on The most bassed comic ever +2
#68 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on he is hungry +2
#73 - softdoritocat (12/17/2014) [-]
>dat nonchalant posing for a pic
lol'd
#129 - >cant even beat crota >r1 definitely works better th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on MRW playing online with... 0
User avatar #166 - loomiss (12/17/2014) [-]
I r1 everytime are you kidding me.
I got full gear
look out level 32 bebe
#70 - Picture 12/16/2014 on Science! +1
#24 - >Be me in the new Destiny raid with pugs >Picking up…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/16/2014 on MRW playing online with... +68
User avatar #125 - hazardpay (12/16/2014) [-]
>shotgun
>good range
motherfucker you made me mad 10/10 best idiotic teammates
User avatar #118 - zuflux (12/16/2014) [-]
I haven't even bothered with the new Raid yet. SO hard to find agroup with everyone being so goddamn specific.
"Only accept lvl 31 warlock sunsinger with every exotic ever maxed out, EXPERIENCED, no noobs!"
#67 - raideoactivepilot (12/16/2014) [-]
>Stay'd over at a friends house for a few days
>Gave Destiny a go, Loved it
>Was doing great and got to mars
>everything was too high of a level for me
>went back to the other planets to level up
>decide to do a raid on Venus.
>Things were going great until the end
>big ass boss in the middle of this fucking pit
>no clue and jump right the fuck in
>everything nearly killing me and boss 2shotting me
>FUCK
>See my teammates staying up on the edge of the drop off, sniping.
>Start running around the round room, trying not to die
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>die 10 more times.
>Finally find this corner with a rock to hide behind.
>They can't shoot me so they throw bombs
>Does less than their normal weapons
>start snipping them and only popping out to grab up ammo.
>Stay like this until the hord finally stops and the boss nearly dead from the others.
>They all start yelling at me for "Hogging all the kills and ammo."
>MFW all i was intending to do is not die.
>They all hop down because all the ammo is at my feet.
>still bitching at me until the game ends
>Gets hatemail for the rest of the day.
#137 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
especially given the fact that ammo is instanced in a player specific manner, it's quite literally impossible to "hog" ammo.
User avatar #85 - donbionicle (12/16/2014) [-]
So stupid they raged at you for ostensibly the wrong thing. That's some next-level shit.
User avatar #28 - loomiss (12/16/2014) [-]
Basic casual
cant even beat crota
By the way r1 definitely works better than r2 on them gatekeepers.
It tuesday which means fresh raid gear babbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
#138 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
guardian, you just went full whitegear.
never go full whitegear.
#129 - auesis (12/16/2014) [-]
>cant even beat crota
>r1 definitely works better than r2

top kek, this was my 3rd successful run as master swordsman. Black Hammer, Song of Ir Yut and Hunger of Crota, baby
User avatar #166 - loomiss (12/17/2014) [-]
I r1 everytime are you kidding me.
I got full gear
look out level 32 bebe
User avatar #26 - eatinyojello (12/16/2014) [-]
During vog we had a guy like this. When we got to atheon he wouldn't leave the central platform after the shield dissapeared,he couldn't shoot oracles,hr repeatedly died punching the exploding harpies at atheon. And don't even get me started on the damn gorgon maze.
#73 - They certainly can, and someone who works that hard for such a… 12/16/2014 on size does matter 0
#120 - **** has only begun to get real. After the finale… 12/16/2014 on New Unlimited Blade Works... +2
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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my **** folder.
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#93 to #92 - auesis (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
saw your comment about harley, thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them

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#89 - atma (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
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User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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