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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/Auesis
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Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:9/03/2014
Location:Wales
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Bass player for the band "Comatose Calling". Love metal. Play games a lot. Yeah, that's about it.

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#197 - Shingeki no Kyojin, or Attack on Titan. Simple premise is that…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on Attack on Tit 0
User avatar #199 - datshitcray (06/30/2013) [-]
Thanks loads, im definitely going to check this out. much appreciated and means alot!
#194 - ******* first episode of this **** . …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Attack on Tit +3
#207 - rafeky (06/30/2013) [-]
maybe you should grow a pear
#210 - auesis (06/30/2013) [-]
no
#211 - rafeky (06/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #226 - madeyoulooknana (06/30/2013) [-]
princess.
#34 - <- And now this is M. Judi Dench was awesome, … 06/27/2013 on Eminem +1
#536704 - Many years ago, I took one look at my friend playing Ocarina o… 06/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#38 - Picture 06/24/2013 on Honkey +14
#361 - Before I scrolled down, I looked at the first one and thought … 06/24/2013 on Box of mirrors 0
#59 - Piers is a cunt in general, but she was terrible. You want to …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on just in case you weren't... +32
User avatar #120 - defender (06/23/2013) [-]
kids are use to losing nowadays they get told good job and get a trophy even if they lose
#150 - Senator Armstrong. Everything a boss fight should be.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Beating a dead horse +2
#156 - DeathclawRulez (06/22/2013) [-]
Best 40 minutes of my life
#182 - No, I get that. I still dislike Microsoft heavily for it. The …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Too late Microsoft. -1
User avatar #218 - YeYouKnoMe (06/21/2013) [-]
Quite honestly I wonder if the restrictions were just there so people couldn't burn an xbox game onto another disk and simply play offline which is why they made the online check, honestly it makes sense to me but imo it's just microsoft being money hungry..
User avatar #191 - tjflash (06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah there was a guy at Gamestop defending it as the future of gaming.
I kinda just walked away.
User avatar #189 - maycontainallergys (06/21/2013) [-]
Honestly microsoft should stick to Pc's and making way better shit for them so that they can move up like 4 generations ahead of consoles I'm not saying the Xbox is bad or anything the xbox and 360 were great but the XboxOne was really a shot off and then they take it all back i mean if you were gonna try to fuck the community over once they will probably do it again in the future
User avatar #224 - YeYouKnoMe (06/21/2013) [-]
Tell that to Sony for not updating there security for oh I don't know 8 months? When ps3 got hacked it was literally 5+ months before an update. I'm still a loyal playstation gamer but Sony lied about people credit card being stolen and a lot of things. However the ps4 is going to be so high def you might go blind.
User avatar #252 - maycontainallergys (06/21/2013) [-]
Heh very good point however Playstation has improved quite a bit and is giving their community what they deserve so i'm not that mad anymore really And if you don't remember sometime February this year all psn accounts linked before then had the right to claim money and they were willing to give you some cash for what happened if you had the evidence that you had wasted your ps+ music unlimited or even just felt unsatisfied with what you got
#178 - I thought the bitching was bad before - yes, I voted with my w…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Too late Microsoft. -1
#216 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
I never considered getting an xbone and I sure as hell don't now, not sure why you'd call everyone indecisive. Made the decision on that when my 360 cut a friends halo reach in half then started smoking as though it had been over clocked. Just from playing basic fucking multiplayer.
User avatar #180 - tjflash (06/21/2013) [-]
I don't think we're indecisive, we still hate microsoft for trying to anal fuck its fans, and then giving us the apparently "impossible" requests simply because they were loosing money.
User avatar #182 - auesis (06/21/2013) [-]
No, I get that. I still dislike Microsoft heavily for it. The people I'm talking about are the ones who suddenly come out of the blue saying that the restrictions were the best thing ever and that we ruined it. I don't fucking understand that shit.
User avatar #218 - YeYouKnoMe (06/21/2013) [-]
Quite honestly I wonder if the restrictions were just there so people couldn't burn an xbox game onto another disk and simply play offline which is why they made the online check, honestly it makes sense to me but imo it's just microsoft being money hungry..
User avatar #191 - tjflash (06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah there was a guy at Gamestop defending it as the future of gaming.
I kinda just walked away.
User avatar #189 - maycontainallergys (06/21/2013) [-]
Honestly microsoft should stick to Pc's and making way better shit for them so that they can move up like 4 generations ahead of consoles I'm not saying the Xbox is bad or anything the xbox and 360 were great but the XboxOne was really a shot off and then they take it all back i mean if you were gonna try to fuck the community over once they will probably do it again in the future
User avatar #224 - YeYouKnoMe (06/21/2013) [-]
Tell that to Sony for not updating there security for oh I don't know 8 months? When ps3 got hacked it was literally 5+ months before an update. I'm still a loyal playstation gamer but Sony lied about people credit card being stolen and a lot of things. However the ps4 is going to be so high def you might go blind.
User avatar #252 - maycontainallergys (06/21/2013) [-]
Heh very good point however Playstation has improved quite a bit and is giving their community what they deserve so i'm not that mad anymore really And if you don't remember sometime February this year all psn accounts linked before then had the right to claim money and they were willing to give you some cash for what happened if you had the evidence that you had wasted your ps+ music unlimited or even just felt unsatisfied with what you got
#451 - The family share plan was ******** . It was a prev… 06/21/2013 on My Thoughts on Microsoft -3
#63 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Morbid for battlefront players +5
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#26 - Huh. I just lobbed random items in the room at the others to w… 06/18/2013 on Title +1
#51 - Maybe she's a shapeshifter?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Well Done Border Security +13
User avatar #81 - shaneac (06/18/2013) [-]
That's actually the customs' official defense. They basically said "we knew it was fake, we just thought she transformed into a human."
#371 - That's not even a comparison. Just don't be an asshole. … 06/17/2013 on Microsofts Response to Sony +1
#327 - And you agree with any of those limitations? 5-10 years down t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Microsofts Response to Sony +1
#337 - twatwaffle (06/17/2013) [-]
xbox and sony can shut your console off now, its called console ban, its been around for about 6 years now
User avatar #371 - auesis (06/17/2013) [-]
That's not even a comparison. Just don't be an asshole.

As soon as Microsoft deems the XB1 not profitable, they can shut it down for everyone. That 24-hour check-in is the death of the console's longevity.
#325 - No, that's not even close. The control I have over my purchase…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Microsofts Response to Sony 0
User avatar #335 - sketchE (06/17/2013) [-]
renting has been dead for a long time. trading in games has always been retarded since you only get half the games value at best and the person buying it will pay nearly full price. and as twatwaffle stated you can in fact share games with your friends.

whos to say microsoft isnt trying to go all digital to emulate steam? so that they can have amazing sales and drop prices all together? theyre already giving out games for free
#331 - twatwaffle (06/17/2013) [-]
But you can trade, rent/lend. They even stated that. For just a normal trade in a game can be traded in once, so basically if you are the original owner. Xbox one also has a new family gaming setup, which is 10 ppl on your friends list all link their games together and you can basically play everyones games, idk about multiple ppl on one game but its still sharing your games with ppl and the lists of friends can be changed monthly i believe.
#319 - Who said I agreed with that either? The only one I agree with …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Microsofts Response to Sony +1
User avatar #321 - sketchE (06/17/2013) [-]
so what your saying is they are taking away your right to buy things as you chose. microsoft is not forcing purchase of anything
User avatar #325 - auesis (06/17/2013) [-]
No, that's not even close. The control I have over my purchased material is gone. No trading, renting, lending. First sale doctrine is practically shredded.

XB1 game discs are glorified installation discs. The advantage that it had as a gaming console no longer exists.
User avatar #335 - sketchE (06/17/2013) [-]
renting has been dead for a long time. trading in games has always been retarded since you only get half the games value at best and the person buying it will pay nearly full price. and as twatwaffle stated you can in fact share games with your friends.

whos to say microsoft isnt trying to go all digital to emulate steam? so that they can have amazing sales and drop prices all together? theyre already giving out games for free
#331 - twatwaffle (06/17/2013) [-]
But you can trade, rent/lend. They even stated that. For just a normal trade in a game can be traded in once, so basically if you are the original owner. Xbox one also has a new family gaming setup, which is 10 ppl on your friends list all link their games together and you can basically play everyones games, idk about multiple ppl on one game but its still sharing your games with ppl and the lists of friends can be changed monthly i believe.
#308 - Picture 06/17/2013 on Microsofts Response to Sony 0
#307 - Because if you buy it, you help it become successful. That mea…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Microsofts Response to Sony +2
#322 - twatwaffle (06/17/2013) [-]
i dont really think its impeding on your rights as a consumer, everything it can do and all the limitations are clearly stated. Yes you buy the product and i you want it to play but if it wont because you dont connect its not impeding because its a set design that you have knowledge of, like online updates for systems you have a choice to update or not but if you dont update you cant play online or all together. i think i said that all right.
User avatar #327 - auesis (06/17/2013) [-]
And you agree with any of those limitations? 5-10 years down the road, Microsoft have the power to just shut down all of your XB1 services, and your console becomes a brick, unable to play any of the games you purchased, even if you still own the discs.

On the other hand, I own consoles way back in to the 80s that can still play their games as if nothing has happened.
#337 - twatwaffle (06/17/2013) [-]
xbox and sony can shut your console off now, its called console ban, its been around for about 6 years now
User avatar #371 - auesis (06/17/2013) [-]
That's not even a comparison. Just don't be an asshole.

As soon as Microsoft deems the XB1 not profitable, they can shut it down for everyone. That 24-hour check-in is the death of the console's longevity.
User avatar #315 - sketchE (06/17/2013) [-]
you mean things PC gamers have had to deal with for years? they arent violating your rights as a consumer
User avatar #319 - auesis (06/17/2013) [-]
Who said I agreed with that either? The only one I agree with is Steam, because they actually treat you right with that service. Summer sale, enough said.

Yes, they are. They're taking more control away from me as the consumer and putting it in the hands of the publishers and themselves.
User avatar #321 - sketchE (06/17/2013) [-]
so what your saying is they are taking away your right to buy things as you chose. microsoft is not forcing purchase of anything
User avatar #325 - auesis (06/17/2013) [-]
No, that's not even close. The control I have over my purchased material is gone. No trading, renting, lending. First sale doctrine is practically shredded.

XB1 game discs are glorified installation discs. The advantage that it had as a gaming console no longer exists.
User avatar #335 - sketchE (06/17/2013) [-]
renting has been dead for a long time. trading in games has always been retarded since you only get half the games value at best and the person buying it will pay nearly full price. and as twatwaffle stated you can in fact share games with your friends.

whos to say microsoft isnt trying to go all digital to emulate steam? so that they can have amazing sales and drop prices all together? theyre already giving out games for free
#331 - twatwaffle (06/17/2013) [-]
But you can trade, rent/lend. They even stated that. For just a normal trade in a game can be traded in once, so basically if you are the original owner. Xbox one also has a new family gaming setup, which is 10 ppl on your friends list all link their games together and you can basically play everyones games, idk about multiple ppl on one game but its still sharing your games with ppl and the lists of friends can be changed monthly i believe.
#262 - >Be me, 8 years old in UK primary school >Scrawny l… 06/17/2013 on Parenting done right -1
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#42 - >Be me >Practised lucid dreaming techniques for a wh… 06/16/2013 on Dreams +7
#1661 - Bridgend, South Wales. Go on, surprise me. 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
#86 - 11 years to go. I can feel the power at my fingertips already!…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Hogwarts here i come +17
User avatar #113 - lovepain (06/15/2013) [-]
Has anyone got anymore of these types of pictures?
#97 - reaperboy (06/15/2013) [-]
stop playing with your magic wand. it'll lose all its magic
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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my **** folder.
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#93 to #92 - auesis (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
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#89 - atma ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
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User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
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User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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