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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/Auesis
Steam Profile: Auesis
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:8/30/2014
Location:Wales
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Comment Ranking:#2435
Highest Content Rank:#9200
Highest Comment Rank:#31
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Total Comments Made:6955
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Bass player for the band "Comatose Calling". Love metal. Play games a lot. Yeah, that's about it.

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#55 - Half the internet is emptying ovaries over him. So I …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Spring Cleaning with Levi +10
#119 - Loppytaffy (07/29/2013) [-]
HA!
You clearly have not heard off "Free! Iwatobi Swim Club"
#51 - One of these was in Fresher's Week. It was hilarious. Turn dow… 07/29/2013 on WUT 0
#74 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on Priorities 0
#75 - sanguinesolitude (07/27/2013) [-]
#73 - Picture 07/27/2013 on Priorities 0
#71 - Probably not the best choice, but there was cocaine in it.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Priorities 0
#72 - sanguinesolitude (07/27/2013) [-]
#74 - auesis (07/27/2013) [-]
#75 - sanguinesolitude (07/27/2013) [-]
#28 - NSA sex feels...empty. Only when I got together with …  [+] (12 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Priorities +1
#53 - vparrish (07/27/2013) [-]
Empty maybe, but it's still better than masturbating.
#37 - sanguinesolitude (07/27/2013) [-]
funny you used krieger to relay that message
#71 - auesis (07/27/2013) [-]
Probably not the best choice, but there was cocaine in it.
#72 - sanguinesolitude (07/27/2013) [-]
#74 - auesis (07/27/2013) [-]
#75 - sanguinesolitude (07/27/2013) [-]
#67 - newforomador (07/27/2013) [-]
#35 - razorlupus (07/27/2013) [-]
LOLFAGIT
#73 - auesis (07/27/2013) [-]
#33 - Jwako (07/27/2013) [-]
Its hard to disagree, when its entirely possible i just don't know how it feels to care about somebody.
#68 - almostninja (07/27/2013) [-]
I was just scrolling down, minding my own business...
User avatar #31 - cumbersome (07/27/2013) [-]
I know what you mean.
#9 - Hai. 07/26/2013 on Ginger caught +1
#38 - I had this...for a week. I both love and hate long-di… 07/24/2013 on Fiend can be empty +12
#48 - I'm Welsh. I am not used to warmth. ******* … 07/20/2013 on STOP SAYING IT WE ALL KNOW +5
#222 - Because metalheads are all Satan worshippers.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2013 on it's true +14
#259 - satansatan (07/20/2013) [-]
I feel like I've chosen the wrong username, for arguing against this stereotype.
#256 - hisnameisjake (07/20/2013) [-]
more of us are probably atheist anyway. But its one of those stereotypes that I dont find too offensive anyway
#262 - satansatan (07/20/2013) [-]
hey, you're the guy with the hair-straightener! I'm glad to see you here
User avatar #265 - hisnameisjake (07/20/2013) [-]
funnyjunk knows me as "the guy with the hair straightener" now....
#215 - No it doesn't, you ******* liar. 07/20/2013 on Console wars 2013-pt 2 +1
#141 - Guild Wars 2. So much win. 07/13/2013 on Win 0
#73 - Picture 07/09/2013 on Good Times +3
#42 - 19. Always do this - helps me concentrate. Parking in… 06/30/2013 on Parents +1
#210 - no  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Attack on Tit +1
#211 - rafeky (06/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #226 - madeyoulooknana (06/30/2013) [-]
princess.
#197 - Shingeki no Kyojin, or Attack on Titan. Simple premise is that…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on Attack on Tit 0
User avatar #199 - datshitcray (06/30/2013) [-]
Thanks loads, im definitely going to check this out. much appreciated and means alot!
#194 - ******* first episode of this **** . …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Attack on Tit +3
#207 - rafeky (06/30/2013) [-]
maybe you should grow a pear
#210 - auesis (06/30/2013) [-]
no
#211 - rafeky (06/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #226 - madeyoulooknana (06/30/2013) [-]
princess.
#34 - <- And now this is M. Judi Dench was awesome, … 06/27/2013 on Eminem +1
#536704 - Many years ago, I took one look at my friend playing Ocarina o… 06/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#38 - Picture 06/24/2013 on Honkey +14
#361 - Before I scrolled down, I looked at the first one and thought … 06/24/2013 on Box of mirrors 0
#59 - Piers is a cunt in general, but she was terrible. You want to …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on just in case you weren't... +32
User avatar #120 - defender (06/23/2013) [-]
kids are use to losing nowadays they get told good job and get a trophy even if they lose
#150 - Senator Armstrong. Everything a boss fight should be.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Beating a dead horse +2
#156 - DeathclawRulez (06/22/2013) [-]
Best 40 minutes of my life
#182 - No, I get that. I still dislike Microsoft heavily for it. The …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Too late Microsoft. -1
User avatar #218 - YeYouKnoMe (06/21/2013) [-]
Quite honestly I wonder if the restrictions were just there so people couldn't burn an xbox game onto another disk and simply play offline which is why they made the online check, honestly it makes sense to me but imo it's just microsoft being money hungry..
User avatar #191 - tjflash (06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah there was a guy at Gamestop defending it as the future of gaming.
I kinda just walked away.
User avatar #189 - maycontainallergys (06/21/2013) [-]
Honestly microsoft should stick to Pc's and making way better shit for them so that they can move up like 4 generations ahead of consoles I'm not saying the Xbox is bad or anything the xbox and 360 were great but the XboxOne was really a shot off and then they take it all back i mean if you were gonna try to fuck the community over once they will probably do it again in the future
User avatar #224 - YeYouKnoMe (06/21/2013) [-]
Tell that to Sony for not updating there security for oh I don't know 8 months? When ps3 got hacked it was literally 5+ months before an update. I'm still a loyal playstation gamer but Sony lied about people credit card being stolen and a lot of things. However the ps4 is going to be so high def you might go blind.
User avatar #252 - maycontainallergys (06/21/2013) [-]
Heh very good point however Playstation has improved quite a bit and is giving their community what they deserve so i'm not that mad anymore really And if you don't remember sometime February this year all psn accounts linked before then had the right to claim money and they were willing to give you some cash for what happened if you had the evidence that you had wasted your ps+ music unlimited or even just felt unsatisfied with what you got
#178 - I thought the bitching was bad before - yes, I voted with my w…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Too late Microsoft. -1
#216 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
I never considered getting an xbone and I sure as hell don't now, not sure why you'd call everyone indecisive. Made the decision on that when my 360 cut a friends halo reach in half then started smoking as though it had been over clocked. Just from playing basic fucking multiplayer.
User avatar #180 - tjflash (06/21/2013) [-]
I don't think we're indecisive, we still hate microsoft for trying to anal fuck its fans, and then giving us the apparently "impossible" requests simply because they were loosing money.
User avatar #182 - auesis (06/21/2013) [-]
No, I get that. I still dislike Microsoft heavily for it. The people I'm talking about are the ones who suddenly come out of the blue saying that the restrictions were the best thing ever and that we ruined it. I don't fucking understand that shit.
User avatar #218 - YeYouKnoMe (06/21/2013) [-]
Quite honestly I wonder if the restrictions were just there so people couldn't burn an xbox game onto another disk and simply play offline which is why they made the online check, honestly it makes sense to me but imo it's just microsoft being money hungry..
User avatar #191 - tjflash (06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah there was a guy at Gamestop defending it as the future of gaming.
I kinda just walked away.
User avatar #189 - maycontainallergys (06/21/2013) [-]
Honestly microsoft should stick to Pc's and making way better shit for them so that they can move up like 4 generations ahead of consoles I'm not saying the Xbox is bad or anything the xbox and 360 were great but the XboxOne was really a shot off and then they take it all back i mean if you were gonna try to fuck the community over once they will probably do it again in the future
User avatar #224 - YeYouKnoMe (06/21/2013) [-]
Tell that to Sony for not updating there security for oh I don't know 8 months? When ps3 got hacked it was literally 5+ months before an update. I'm still a loyal playstation gamer but Sony lied about people credit card being stolen and a lot of things. However the ps4 is going to be so high def you might go blind.
User avatar #252 - maycontainallergys (06/21/2013) [-]
Heh very good point however Playstation has improved quite a bit and is giving their community what they deserve so i'm not that mad anymore really And if you don't remember sometime February this year all psn accounts linked before then had the right to claim money and they were willing to give you some cash for what happened if you had the evidence that you had wasted your ps+ music unlimited or even just felt unsatisfied with what you got
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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my **** folder.
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#93 to #92 - auesis (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
saw your comment about harley, thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them

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#89 - atma ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
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User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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