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Gender: male
Age: 27
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/Auesis
Steam Profile: Auesis
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:9/16/2014
Location:Wales
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Comment Ranking:#1833
Highest Content Rank:#9200
Highest Comment Rank:#31
Content Thumbs: 627 total,  1067 ,  440
Comment Thumbs: 49575 total,  53807 ,  4232
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 62 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 63 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 96.8% (968/1000)
Level 348 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 349 Comments: Sold Soul
Subscribers:4
Content Views:62528
Times Content Favorited:90 times
Total Comments Made:6994
FJ Points:2952
Favorite Tags: oh (2) | the (2)
Bass. Games. Procrastination. Such is life.

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#235 - KIDNEYS! 12/26/2013 on That was fast +2
#21 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on oh archer xD +1
User avatar #41 - notbenstiller (12/24/2013) [-]
Dat sideboob
#20 - 9.5/10. "It's okay" - IGN 12/22/2013 on Eurofag win +12
#761 - Welp. **** . 12/22/2013 on No Prob 0
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Dwarf Fortress 0
#27 - greatgreywolfsif (12/14/2013) [-]
#29 - Picture 12/14/2013 on Source of life +2
#195 - You ******* freak. 12/14/2013 on Tumblr 0
#39 - Normally I'm not okay with it either, but thankfully she has g…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on Pudding Pop 3 0
User avatar #40 - commontroll (12/11/2013) [-]
Well that's good. She should still probably at least cut back. Moderation and all that stuff.
#37 - It was for lack of a better term. The main reason is chain smoking.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2013 on Pudding Pop 3 0
User avatar #38 - commontroll (12/11/2013) [-]
Egad. I'm fine with smoking every now and then, hell I smoke a pipe every couple weeks, but cigarettes regularly... no thanks.
User avatar #39 - auesis (12/11/2013) [-]
Normally I'm not okay with it either, but thankfully she has good dental hygiene outside of the whole "smoke, nicotine and chemicals all over your mouth" shit. It's rare that I notice it.
User avatar #40 - commontroll (12/11/2013) [-]
Well that's good. She should still probably at least cut back. Moderation and all that stuff.
#36 - Heavy smoker. 12/11/2013 on Pudding Pop 3 0
#35 - 50/50, sometimes I prefer the rough edge. In case you…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on Pudding Pop 3 0
User avatar #41 - bjornkrage (12/11/2013) [-]
you lucky, lucky boy.
#5 - Uncommon (long distance), but magnificent.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Pudding Pop 3 +1
User avatar #7 - bjornkrage (12/10/2013) [-]
do you use lube, or do you just take it raw?
User avatar #35 - auesis (12/11/2013) [-]
50/50, sometimes I prefer the rough edge.

In case you're wondering, I'm actually being 100% serious.
User avatar #41 - bjornkrage (12/11/2013) [-]
you lucky, lucky boy.
#3 - Well that sucks, since my girlfriend almost has a deeper voice…  [+] (22 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Pudding Pop 3 +32
#27 - cheeseboyofdoom (12/10/2013) [-]
Either you have a really high pitched voice or she eats cigarettes.
User avatar #42 - yourcomputer (12/11/2013) [-]
the fuck is this gif?! i need sauce!!!
User avatar #36 - auesis (12/11/2013) [-]
Heavy smoker.
#19 - edbanger (12/10/2013) [-]
#28 - nuclearderp (12/10/2013) [-]
#15 - theajmaster (12/10/2013) [-]
is this her?
User avatar #14 - commontroll (12/10/2013) [-]
Tomboys aren't filled with testosterone bro. They just like doing things that are typically guy things.

You're dating a tranny bro.
User avatar #37 - auesis (12/11/2013) [-]
It was for lack of a better term. The main reason is chain smoking.
User avatar #38 - commontroll (12/11/2013) [-]
Egad. I'm fine with smoking every now and then, hell I smoke a pipe every couple weeks, but cigarettes regularly... no thanks.
User avatar #39 - auesis (12/11/2013) [-]
Normally I'm not okay with it either, but thankfully she has good dental hygiene outside of the whole "smoke, nicotine and chemicals all over your mouth" shit. It's rare that I notice it.
User avatar #40 - commontroll (12/11/2013) [-]
Well that's good. She should still probably at least cut back. Moderation and all that stuff.
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
>Implying that's a bad thing
User avatar #32 - evilpapagali (12/10/2013) [-]
We all know you say that because you like dick.
User avatar #33 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
And vagina.
But dick is better.
User avatar #34 - evilpapagali (12/10/2013) [-]
My point still stands.
#9 - ylegrand (12/10/2013) [-]
sauce
#13 - anonymous (12/10/2013) [-]
bigweed
#4 - anonymous (12/10/2013) [-]
hows the sex though?
User avatar #5 - auesis (12/10/2013) [-]
Uncommon (long distance), but magnificent.
User avatar #7 - bjornkrage (12/10/2013) [-]
do you use lube, or do you just take it raw?
User avatar #35 - auesis (12/11/2013) [-]
50/50, sometimes I prefer the rough edge.

In case you're wondering, I'm actually being 100% serious.
User avatar #41 - bjornkrage (12/11/2013) [-]
you lucky, lucky boy.
#441 - 1) "The first blow is half the battle. Make your move, cu… 12/09/2013 on Round 1. Fight! +1
#10 - MFW Steakwondo 12/09/2013 on Steakwondo +2
#28 - What if you get entered by grade school stuff? 12/02/2013 on This will have sex with... +6
#16670 - I present to you: the new Doctor.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #16672 - ljxjlos (11/26/2013) [-]
Well,I for sure can´t imagine the swearing in Dr. Who - But at least the looks are fitting, I think. I´ll just wait for the first episode with him before I judge anything.
#7 - What the **** goes on in this kid's head?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Jaden Smith's Translator +33
User avatar #8 - hellomynameisbill (11/26/2013) [-]
dopamine
User avatar #30 - lotengo (11/26/2013) [-]
How can dopamine be real if his brain is not real?
User avatar #12 - lurifax (11/26/2013) [-]
Dopamine is secreted naturally from glands...

aafsfadyugyudfef
User avatar #11 - darknesking (11/26/2013) [-]
Clever fuck
#138 - Picture 11/26/2013 on I Can't Think Of A Good Title +3
#68 - I wish my SO's boobs would go 'honk'. WTB air horn implants 11/26/2013 on breasts +2
#16580 - DROSKLDERJTOKLJYHPORDEY  [+] (7 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Television - cartoon... +4
User avatar #16613 - majormoron (11/25/2013) [-]
It was litterally everything I could ask for.
User avatar #16600 - ljxjlos (11/24/2013) [-]
It was incredible. I didn´t like it too much in the beginning - but the last 30 minutes - GOD! it was so good. Brought tears into my eyes, I loved it - but I really want to see more of John Hurts Doctor now that I saw him in action. Well, I guess Capaldi will be great, too, I´ve never seen anything featuring him before.
User avatar #16670 - auesis (11/26/2013) [-]
I present to you: the new Doctor.

Malcolm Tucker - A Tribute to Brilliant Swearing
User avatar #16672 - ljxjlos (11/26/2013) [-]
Well,I for sure can´t imagine the swearing in Dr. Who - But at least the looks are fitting, I think. I´ll just wait for the first episode with him before I judge anything.
User avatar #16614 - majormoron (11/25/2013) [-]
I know, right? Maybe moffat will go and make some seasons with hurt's character. That would be amazing. He was great. I love that guy now.
#16582 - greenzeopoweranger (11/24/2013) [-]
i had a nerdgazam when the 4th doctor made a appearance
#16581 - macross (11/24/2013) [-]
(Capaldi intensifies)
#44 - Picture 11/22/2013 on Teachers with a sense of humor +4
#205 - **auesis rolled a random image posted in comment #6327044 a… 10/25/2013 on Dr.Pepper +1
#17 - This...is exactly me. Both our lives are hectic, so w… 10/18/2013 on Right in the feels. 0
#24 - He's 10. Plus, canonically, they're all dead. He has… 10/18/2013 on he's got a hardon for pokemon +1
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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my **** folder.
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#93 to #92 - auesis ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
saw your comment about harley, thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them

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#89 - atma (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
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User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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