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auesis

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/Auesis
Steam Profile: Auesis
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:Wales
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Bass. Games. Procrastination. Such is life.

latest user's comments

#14 - Bolin. 06/11/2012 on *Zip* +44
#6 - Because it's not funny, and I came here to laugh. There's also… 06/11/2012 on When boobs get Frontpage +1
#27 - I know two girls that are attracted to one feature and one fea… 06/11/2012 on How could she not.. 0
#25 - Not a good idea to mention you have an xbox and/or read. The e… 06/11/2012 on How could she not.. +3
#14 - I want to see Caesium. 06/11/2012 on K + H2O +2
#78 - I don't need to say any more. 06/11/2012 on Sony fans... +5
#36 - "And then he said "I think katarra is amon"!" 06/11/2012 on Amon Ain't Scared +10
#67 - Picture 06/11/2012 on Wait, wut +1
#193 - This is an extreme grey area. What I'm trying to say is that 1…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2012 on Lone Wolf Radio 0
User avatar #197 - kargale (06/11/2012) [-]
oh im not disagreeing with you, i must have forgot about the option to give the mother, i was just offering up other alternatives
#186 - I just googled it. The kid is apparently possessed or somethin…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2012 on Lone Wolf Radio 0
User avatar #187 - kargale (06/11/2012) [-]
you murder the kid, the demon is only present through certain actions, and only arrives after the kid has died
User avatar #193 - auesis (06/11/2012) [-]
This is an extreme grey area. What I'm trying to say is that 1) you weren't completely forced to do so 2) It's morally ambivalent, and not clear cut as to say "HEY GO KILL THE KID LOL" 3) The game isn't playing the situation as glorious and/or pleasant. Basically, child death isn't banned outright, but certain portrayals of it are.
User avatar #197 - kargale (06/11/2012) [-]
oh im not disagreeing with you, i must have forgot about the option to give the mother, i was just offering up other alternatives
#183 - There's a fine line as to what is acceptable. If it's Fallout …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/11/2012 on Lone Wolf Radio 0
User avatar #184 - kargale (06/11/2012) [-]
the mother is crying and screaming no, the kid is scared as fuck and doesnt want to die and i axed and stabbed the little fucker to death...nothing seemed to stop me, it was even part of the main quest line, and then i got money for doing so for the successful completion of the quest
User avatar #186 - auesis (06/11/2012) [-]
I just googled it. The kid is apparently possessed or something, and there's an element of choice involved. You could have sacrificed his mother instead. It's not glorified and promoted as a core element of the game, and is therefore acceptable.
User avatar #187 - kargale (06/11/2012) [-]
you murder the kid, the demon is only present through certain actions, and only arrives after the kid has died
User avatar #193 - auesis (06/11/2012) [-]
This is an extreme grey area. What I'm trying to say is that 1) you weren't completely forced to do so 2) It's morally ambivalent, and not clear cut as to say "HEY GO KILL THE KID LOL" 3) The game isn't playing the situation as glorious and/or pleasant. Basically, child death isn't banned outright, but certain portrayals of it are.
User avatar #197 - kargale (06/11/2012) [-]
oh im not disagreeing with you, i must have forgot about the option to give the mother, i was just offering up other alternatives
#173 - Because Annie is totally defenceless. 06/11/2012 on Lone Wolf Radio 0
#144 - A little sister is fairly different to a normal human child. P… 06/10/2012 on Lone Wolf Radio 0
#127 - Depends on the portrayal. How young are they? Can they fight back?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Lone Wolf Radio 0
#165 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
League of legends ANNIE IS 5 FUCKING YEARS OLD, I RAPE HER AS URGOT /thread!
User avatar #173 - auesis (06/11/2012) [-]
Because Annie is totally defenceless.
#126 - I meant recently. 06/10/2012 on Lone Wolf Radio -1
#102 - I meant by player control. A child can die off-screen or in a …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Lone Wolf Radio +2
User avatar #112 - yourasiangamer (06/10/2012) [-]
In fallout 1 & 2 you could kill children.
User avatar #126 - auesis (06/10/2012) [-]
I meant recently.
#111 - kenbadmunkey (06/10/2012) [-]
You obviously haven't played Dragon's Dogma then, you can kill any kid you see with sword, bow, magic, even throw them off cliffs
User avatar #127 - auesis (06/10/2012) [-]
Depends on the portrayal. How young are they? Can they fight back?
#165 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
League of legends ANNIE IS 5 FUCKING YEARS OLD, I RAPE HER AS URGOT /thread!
User avatar #173 - auesis (06/11/2012) [-]
Because Annie is totally defenceless.
#64 - Only for flying. Any other use of inverted makes me vomit.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on why some people use... +1
#96 - theinvisibletheift (06/11/2012) [-]
Good man. Can't stand doing that otherwise... I use it as a "I push up, i want to look up" when I'm playing FPS's and stuff, but i put the center of control for flight craft in the cockpit and then control *that* from the rear. So I push up on the back, the front dives. Can't stand anything else...
#99 - Child murder has been illegal to implement in any game for qui…  [+] (17 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Lone Wolf Radio 0
User avatar #181 - kargale (06/11/2012) [-]
you can kill a small defenceless child in dragon age :3
User avatar #183 - auesis (06/11/2012) [-]
There's a fine line as to what is acceptable. If it's Fallout 3-style with gore everywhere, or if it's a clear display of brutal torture and the child is screaming in agony for minutes before you put them out of their misery by chopping them to pieces, then it would be instantly banned. It's completely contextual, and depends on the level of glorification.
User avatar #184 - kargale (06/11/2012) [-]
the mother is crying and screaming no, the kid is scared as fuck and doesnt want to die and i axed and stabbed the little fucker to death...nothing seemed to stop me, it was even part of the main quest line, and then i got money for doing so for the successful completion of the quest
User avatar #186 - auesis (06/11/2012) [-]
I just googled it. The kid is apparently possessed or something, and there's an element of choice involved. You could have sacrificed his mother instead. It's not glorified and promoted as a core element of the game, and is therefore acceptable.
User avatar #187 - kargale (06/11/2012) [-]
you murder the kid, the demon is only present through certain actions, and only arrives after the kid has died
User avatar #193 - auesis (06/11/2012) [-]
This is an extreme grey area. What I'm trying to say is that 1) you weren't completely forced to do so 2) It's morally ambivalent, and not clear cut as to say "HEY GO KILL THE KID LOL" 3) The game isn't playing the situation as glorious and/or pleasant. Basically, child death isn't banned outright, but certain portrayals of it are.
User avatar #197 - kargale (06/11/2012) [-]
oh im not disagreeing with you, i must have forgot about the option to give the mother, i was just offering up other alternatives
User avatar #143 - LocoJoe (06/10/2012) [-]
I can kill little sisters in Bioshock

/thread
User avatar #144 - auesis (06/10/2012) [-]
A little sister is fairly different to a normal human child. Perhaps I'm not being clear enough. A game cannot glorify the murder of small, defenceless children. It may not limit child death, but the basic gist is that no game is allowed to say "hey, this is great, you should do this all the time" on the subject.
#100 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
What about it MW3 campain a child is obvious blown up
User avatar #102 - auesis (06/10/2012) [-]
I meant by player control. A child can die off-screen or in a situation out of the player's hands, and with a portrayal that isn't too shocking, but a player hasn't been allowed to do it since it was implemented.
User avatar #112 - yourasiangamer (06/10/2012) [-]
In fallout 1 & 2 you could kill children.
User avatar #126 - auesis (06/10/2012) [-]
I meant recently.
#111 - kenbadmunkey (06/10/2012) [-]
You obviously haven't played Dragon's Dogma then, you can kill any kid you see with sword, bow, magic, even throw them off cliffs
User avatar #127 - auesis (06/10/2012) [-]
Depends on the portrayal. How young are they? Can they fight back?
#165 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
League of legends ANNIE IS 5 FUCKING YEARS OLD, I RAPE HER AS URGOT /thread!
User avatar #173 - auesis (06/11/2012) [-]
Because Annie is totally defenceless.
#37 - I take it the bridges were closed due to storms, then?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Wait, wut 0
#66 - mericafuckyeah (06/11/2012) [-]
Terrorism actually. Storms were Vice City
#67 - auesis (06/11/2012) [-]
#22 - For you.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on Amon Ain't Scared +9
#24 - awesomenessdefined (06/10/2012) [-]
#16 - Picture 06/10/2012 on Nicknames +22
#4 - Picture 06/10/2012 on I hated him anyway +3
#10 - Asami is most likely going to do something really stupid in a … 06/10/2012 on Is it just me? +9
#5 - Jokes on you, I hate tea and I'm British. I'm about t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on Morbid for British People -1
User avatar #6 - zoeyissoepiclike (06/10/2012) [-]
I love tea and i'm not british..
#7 - Who the **** IS that?! 06/10/2012 on Next time pick up your... +1

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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my **** folder.
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#93 to #92 - auesis (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
saw your comment about harley, thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them

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#89 - atma (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
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User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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