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Bass player for the band "Comatose Calling". Love metal. Play games a lot. Yeah, that's about it.

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#176 - Yeah, I suppose it's a little vague to use endurance, but I st…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2012 on tera armour is ridiculous +1
#181 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
I do.
#167 - Well yes, speed/mobility is an entirely different matter. I'm …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2012 on tera armour is ridiculous +1
User avatar #174 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
In that case though, resilience would be the more precise term. Durability would also be superior, though like endurance you probably shouldn't use it to refer to the set of an animate and inanimate object (Or multiples of either or both).
User avatar #176 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I suppose it's a little vague to use endurance, but I still accept its use with its broad range of possible inclinations. Still, you know what I mean, at least.
#181 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
I do.
#150 - True, but that's not exactly what I meant. The armour's artifi…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2012 on tera armour is ridiculous +1
User avatar #160 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
It allows you to resist damage at the expense of moving slower and not as far as say, someone in a loincloth. As a real world example, a fully armored knight was like the Atlas Mech of Medieval warfare, slow and unwieldy, but when they got to the fight, the fight ended fairly quickly. Put a horse under him and that disadvantage goes away.
User avatar #167 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Well yes, speed/mobility is an entirely different matter. I'm just referring to the capacity to take physical punishment in a fight.
User avatar #174 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
In that case though, resilience would be the more precise term. Durability would also be superior, though like endurance you probably shouldn't use it to refer to the set of an animate and inanimate object (Or multiples of either or both).
User avatar #176 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I suppose it's a little vague to use endurance, but I still accept its use with its broad range of possible inclinations. Still, you know what I mean, at least.
#181 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
I do.
#140 - Finally, armour that makes sense! 05/11/2012 on tera armour is ridiculous +1
#137 - It refers to both the ability to exert yourself and withstan…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/11/2012 on tera armour is ridiculous +1
User avatar #142 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
See but the armor doesn't imbue you with the quality to take damage, the armor itself has that intrinsic quality. Unless we're talking Deus Ex and the "armor" is actually a Nanotech treatment that rearranges your skin and bones to make you more resilient.
User avatar #150 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
True, but that's not exactly what I meant. The armour's artificial endurance compliments your own organic endurance, and the heavier the armour is, the greater that effect of protection. Of course, if you haven't properly trained to use heavy armour, the proportionality between your endurance while wearing it and the armour itself would be skewed.
User avatar #160 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
It allows you to resist damage at the expense of moving slower and not as far as say, someone in a loincloth. As a real world example, a fully armored knight was like the Atlas Mech of Medieval warfare, slow and unwieldy, but when they got to the fight, the fight ended fairly quickly. Put a horse under him and that disadvantage goes away.
User avatar #167 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Well yes, speed/mobility is an entirely different matter. I'm just referring to the capacity to take physical punishment in a fight.
User avatar #174 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
In that case though, resilience would be the more precise term. Durability would also be superior, though like endurance you probably shouldn't use it to refer to the set of an animate and inanimate object (Or multiples of either or both).
User avatar #176 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I suppose it's a little vague to use endurance, but I still accept its use with its broad range of possible inclinations. Still, you know what I mean, at least.
#181 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
I do.
#136 - Nobody is identical. The idea is to develop yourself for your …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2012 on tera armour is ridiculous +1
User avatar #139 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
It's a hypothetical to demonstrate my point, I felt I might have been unclear.

And yeh, clearly the stuff pictured is retarded. I just felt like discussing the semantics.

Bonus: womenfighters.tumblr.com/ (Women in reasonable armor)
User avatar #140 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Finally, armour that makes sense!
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#122 - I should also mention that endurance is also a synonym for bot…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/11/2012 on tera armour is ridiculous +2
User avatar #134 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
Except like I stated above, it's only very rarely used to refer to the quality of an inanimate object.
User avatar #137 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
It refers to both the ability to exert yourself and withstand injury, which is what heavier armour will assist with. That is what gives you the greater endurance.
User avatar #142 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
See but the armor doesn't imbue you with the quality to take damage, the armor itself has that intrinsic quality. Unless we're talking Deus Ex and the "armor" is actually a Nanotech treatment that rearranges your skin and bones to make you more resilient.
User avatar #150 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
True, but that's not exactly what I meant. The armour's artificial endurance compliments your own organic endurance, and the heavier the armour is, the greater that effect of protection. Of course, if you haven't properly trained to use heavy armour, the proportionality between your endurance while wearing it and the armour itself would be skewed.
User avatar #160 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
It allows you to resist damage at the expense of moving slower and not as far as say, someone in a loincloth. As a real world example, a fully armored knight was like the Atlas Mech of Medieval warfare, slow and unwieldy, but when they got to the fight, the fight ended fairly quickly. Put a horse under him and that disadvantage goes away.
User avatar #167 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Well yes, speed/mobility is an entirely different matter. I'm just referring to the capacity to take physical punishment in a fight.
User avatar #174 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
In that case though, resilience would be the more precise term. Durability would also be superior, though like endurance you probably shouldn't use it to refer to the set of an animate and inanimate object (Or multiples of either or both).
User avatar #176 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I suppose it's a little vague to use endurance, but I still accept its use with its broad range of possible inclinations. Still, you know what I mean, at least.
#181 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
I do.
#119 - Yup. My mistake there. OP is still wrong, though, since wearin…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2012 on tera armour is ridiculous +1
User avatar #129 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
First I don't think that's really what he said, second it's not entirely true. Say we had two identically conditioned individuals, put 50 pounds of armor and kit on one and 15 on the other and the one carrying 15 will always be able to run faster and farther. Now if you kept doing that the one conditioned to heavier weights would improve their endurance, but so would the one carrying the lesser weight. But it's an MMO so I don't think it really involves that sort of development so the real world conditioning question is irrelevant.
User avatar #136 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Nobody is identical. The idea is to develop yourself for your style ie. heavy armour will require strength/stamina training, where light armour will require something else. You don't just dump a suit of armour on someone and make them walk around ala Skyrim.

Even then, you have to question why you would just remove most of your existing light armour like in the picture. I know it's meant to appeal to the horny teens, but there's absolutely no sense to it in the first place. Just because you feel you can block attacks, you just throw away your protection?
User avatar #139 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
It's a hypothetical to demonstrate my point, I felt I might have been unclear.

And yeh, clearly the stuff pictured is retarded. I just felt like discussing the semantics.

Bonus: womenfighters.tumblr.com/ (Women in reasonable armor)
User avatar #140 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Finally, armour that makes sense!
#113 - Endurance implies that you can take hits. Lighter armour will …  [+] (16 new replies) 05/11/2012 on tera armour is ridiculous 0
User avatar #115 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
No, endurance is a measure of the amount of physical work a human or animal can do. Durability or resilience inform that an armor can survive a hit. Efficacy informs the effective quality of the armor.
User avatar #122 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
I should also mention that endurance is also a synonym for both durability and resilience. It is a broad term.
User avatar #134 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
Except like I stated above, it's only very rarely used to refer to the quality of an inanimate object.
User avatar #137 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
It refers to both the ability to exert yourself and withstand injury, which is what heavier armour will assist with. That is what gives you the greater endurance.
User avatar #142 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
See but the armor doesn't imbue you with the quality to take damage, the armor itself has that intrinsic quality. Unless we're talking Deus Ex and the "armor" is actually a Nanotech treatment that rearranges your skin and bones to make you more resilient.
User avatar #150 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
True, but that's not exactly what I meant. The armour's artificial endurance compliments your own organic endurance, and the heavier the armour is, the greater that effect of protection. Of course, if you haven't properly trained to use heavy armour, the proportionality between your endurance while wearing it and the armour itself would be skewed.
User avatar #160 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
It allows you to resist damage at the expense of moving slower and not as far as say, someone in a loincloth. As a real world example, a fully armored knight was like the Atlas Mech of Medieval warfare, slow and unwieldy, but when they got to the fight, the fight ended fairly quickly. Put a horse under him and that disadvantage goes away.
User avatar #167 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Well yes, speed/mobility is an entirely different matter. I'm just referring to the capacity to take physical punishment in a fight.
User avatar #174 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
In that case though, resilience would be the more precise term. Durability would also be superior, though like endurance you probably shouldn't use it to refer to the set of an animate and inanimate object (Or multiples of either or both).
User avatar #176 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I suppose it's a little vague to use endurance, but I still accept its use with its broad range of possible inclinations. Still, you know what I mean, at least.
#181 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
I do.
User avatar #119 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Yup. My mistake there. OP is still wrong, though, since wearing heavier armour extensively will develop strength and stamina to a greater extent than extensively wearing lighter armour will. Human endurance will be greater in a heavy armour wearer.
User avatar #129 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
First I don't think that's really what he said, second it's not entirely true. Say we had two identically conditioned individuals, put 50 pounds of armor and kit on one and 15 on the other and the one carrying 15 will always be able to run faster and farther. Now if you kept doing that the one conditioned to heavier weights would improve their endurance, but so would the one carrying the lesser weight. But it's an MMO so I don't think it really involves that sort of development so the real world conditioning question is irrelevant.
User avatar #136 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Nobody is identical. The idea is to develop yourself for your style ie. heavy armour will require strength/stamina training, where light armour will require something else. You don't just dump a suit of armour on someone and make them walk around ala Skyrim.

Even then, you have to question why you would just remove most of your existing light armour like in the picture. I know it's meant to appeal to the horny teens, but there's absolutely no sense to it in the first place. Just because you feel you can block attacks, you just throw away your protection?
User avatar #139 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
It's a hypothetical to demonstrate my point, I felt I might have been unclear.

And yeh, clearly the stuff pictured is retarded. I just felt like discussing the semantics.

Bonus: womenfighters.tumblr.com/ (Women in reasonable armor)
User avatar #140 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Finally, armour that makes sense!
#95 - >Lighter armour >More endurance Wut  [+] (18 new replies) 05/11/2012 on tera armour is ridiculous +5
#103 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
I guess because lighter armor is less strenuous to move around in? So actions are less physically draining?

Like, you're not going to run a marathon wearing the stuff pictured.
User avatar #113 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Endurance implies that you can take hits. Lighter armour will not take more hits than heavy armour. The word you want is mobility.
User avatar #115 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
No, endurance is a measure of the amount of physical work a human or animal can do. Durability or resilience inform that an armor can survive a hit. Efficacy informs the effective quality of the armor.
User avatar #122 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
I should also mention that endurance is also a synonym for both durability and resilience. It is a broad term.
User avatar #134 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
Except like I stated above, it's only very rarely used to refer to the quality of an inanimate object.
User avatar #137 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
It refers to both the ability to exert yourself and withstand injury, which is what heavier armour will assist with. That is what gives you the greater endurance.
User avatar #142 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
See but the armor doesn't imbue you with the quality to take damage, the armor itself has that intrinsic quality. Unless we're talking Deus Ex and the "armor" is actually a Nanotech treatment that rearranges your skin and bones to make you more resilient.
User avatar #150 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
True, but that's not exactly what I meant. The armour's artificial endurance compliments your own organic endurance, and the heavier the armour is, the greater that effect of protection. Of course, if you haven't properly trained to use heavy armour, the proportionality between your endurance while wearing it and the armour itself would be skewed.
User avatar #160 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
It allows you to resist damage at the expense of moving slower and not as far as say, someone in a loincloth. As a real world example, a fully armored knight was like the Atlas Mech of Medieval warfare, slow and unwieldy, but when they got to the fight, the fight ended fairly quickly. Put a horse under him and that disadvantage goes away.
User avatar #167 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Well yes, speed/mobility is an entirely different matter. I'm just referring to the capacity to take physical punishment in a fight.
User avatar #174 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
In that case though, resilience would be the more precise term. Durability would also be superior, though like endurance you probably shouldn't use it to refer to the set of an animate and inanimate object (Or multiples of either or both).
User avatar #176 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I suppose it's a little vague to use endurance, but I still accept its use with its broad range of possible inclinations. Still, you know what I mean, at least.
#181 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
I do.
User avatar #119 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Yup. My mistake there. OP is still wrong, though, since wearing heavier armour extensively will develop strength and stamina to a greater extent than extensively wearing lighter armour will. Human endurance will be greater in a heavy armour wearer.
User avatar #129 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
First I don't think that's really what he said, second it's not entirely true. Say we had two identically conditioned individuals, put 50 pounds of armor and kit on one and 15 on the other and the one carrying 15 will always be able to run faster and farther. Now if you kept doing that the one conditioned to heavier weights would improve their endurance, but so would the one carrying the lesser weight. But it's an MMO so I don't think it really involves that sort of development so the real world conditioning question is irrelevant.
User avatar #136 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Nobody is identical. The idea is to develop yourself for your style ie. heavy armour will require strength/stamina training, where light armour will require something else. You don't just dump a suit of armour on someone and make them walk around ala Skyrim.

Even then, you have to question why you would just remove most of your existing light armour like in the picture. I know it's meant to appeal to the horny teens, but there's absolutely no sense to it in the first place. Just because you feel you can block attacks, you just throw away your protection?
User avatar #139 - speightsix (05/11/2012) [-]
It's a hypothetical to demonstrate my point, I felt I might have been unclear.

And yeh, clearly the stuff pictured is retarded. I just felt like discussing the semantics.

Bonus: womenfighters.tumblr.com/ (Women in reasonable armor)
User avatar #140 - auesis (05/11/2012) [-]
Finally, armour that makes sense!
#25 - Played the OB. All I can say is...meh. I got bored of the comb…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2012 on tera armour is ridiculous 0
User avatar #39 - condemn (05/11/2012) [-]
GW2>TERA. hueh uehuhue.


Anyone want a guild in gw2?
User avatar #32 - anotherone (05/11/2012) [-]
and look at that female armor!

female caster armor is still prostitute garments though :/
User avatar #33 - anotherone (05/11/2012) [-]
also i agree, gw2 is simply the best mmo experience i've had, and it was only a beta.
#122 - Nukes need a trigger. A random explosion isn't a fucking trigger. 05/11/2012 on Genius fury +23
#127 - I met his son, Ip Chun, at our Wing Chun seminar. I learned so… 05/11/2012 on Ninja Level: √-1337 0
#137 - No way. The first beta weekend alone had over 800,000 users in…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2012 on Behold the magnificence 0
#139 - gregiss (05/11/2012) [-]
hope it lives. seem like a fine game, but i'm gunna stick with wow for now.

and then wow will die of old age and, GW2 can take its place


until that fateful night



when from the sleeping bowels of blizzard entertainment



comes the sleeping giant




world of starcraft TITAN!'
*blizzard employees cackling atop there fortresses made entirely on money
#342 - You really can't beat the Ministry of Silly Walks.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2012 on types of humour +1
User avatar #344 - misteranderson (05/11/2012) [-]
I shat myself laughing when the coffee arrived.
#129 - It was amazing. It really does fix everything that's wrong wit… 05/11/2012 on Behold the magnificence 0
#125 - Then you haven't seen ANYTHING about the second one. They're a… 05/11/2012 on Behold the magnificence +1
#139 - Goddamnit, Ty Lee. Korra isn't muscular enough, though. 05/11/2012 on Avatar Triv-fuck it, sexy... +8
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User avatar #101 - ied (02/23/2013) [-]
Thank you once again.
User avatar #96 - ied (02/23/2013) [-]
I don't suppose i could trade you for your points could I? Please. :3
Probably not, but.... Might as well try?
#97 to #96 - auesis (02/23/2013) [-]
...points?   
   
I don't have a clue about any of these FJ trading shenanigans.
...points?

I don't have a clue about any of these FJ trading shenanigans.
User avatar #98 to #97 - ied (02/23/2013) [-]
Well, my good chap.
Points are used in the items RPG game. Some scrolls require a certain amount of points. An amount that many people lack, including me!
So, my question is. Can I possibly have yours?
#99 to #98 - auesis (02/23/2013) [-]
Sure, take them all, I don't care.   
   
...How do I do that?
Sure, take them all, I don't care.

...How do I do that?
User avatar #100 to #99 - ied (02/23/2013) [-]
Accept my trade!
May I say, you have excellent grammar! :P
#102 to #100 - auesis (02/23/2013) [-]
Done. Enjoy.   
   
Thanks, it's a sense of duty.
Done. Enjoy.

Thanks, it's a sense of duty.
User avatar #103 to #102 - ied (02/23/2013) [-]
I am most definitely saving that .GIF aha!
#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my NSFW folder.
#92 - legitturtle **User deleted account** (08/07/2012) [-]
Hugs!
#93 to #92 - auesis (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #91 to #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
NSFW
#89 - atma (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
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Have a nice day!
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User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
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Have a good day sir :)
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have a faptastic day my friend!
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We all love and support you, have a good day.
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Have an amazing day :)
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Have a great day!
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I hope you have a nice day
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