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auesis

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Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
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#147 - Oh, **** off. Rey and Finn were extremely well written and pre…  [+] (14 replies) 12/21/2015 on Logic +3
#175 - bakagaijin (12/21/2015) [-]
**bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"**
**bakagaijin rolled image**The only problem I saw with the movie was that the chick mind controlled storm troopers and called for a lightsaber with no training whatsoever, they made the girl bad ass and it was painfully obvious that they are trying to either appeal to women or that they did that to quiet down sjw (or ride the sjw bandwagon) they kinda made finn a bumbling idiot but I kinda like his character and they took the sith lord from this bad ass motherfucker that can stop laser beams with the force to a little bitch throwing temper tantrums and offering to teach ray when she was clearly kicking his ass.... I seriously don't want to see finn as a jedi... I kinda want to see him like a bad ass Jango fett that can hold his own against a jedi
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#150 - drastronomy (12/21/2015) [-]
Rey is a STRONK INDEPENDENT WOMYN
Finn is useless
There is no development for either of them, and we fail to learn their motives. Their pasts are mentioned, but not detailed beyond "Muh parents are dead" and "killing is bad yo".

We do not know how the order rose to power nor what they aim to do besides being ebil nazis that do genocide, and how the resistance is ley good underdogs

It is literally an embodiment of every cliche possible, packed into a cookie-cutter plot with one-dimensional characters that seem to only be chosen for their appearance as opposed to acting skills. Sure, make the protagonist black, a woman, a faggot, i do not care - as long as they do not sound like autists after shooting down a tie fighter.
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#169 - Sethorein (12/21/2015) [-]
... but I mean... rey had to be strong and independent... she was abandoned. The plot was pretty cookie cutter though I'll admit. It resembled the original trilogy more than the prequels though. I'm hoping they try new things with the sequels .
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#192 - drastronomy (12/22/2015) [-]
She can be stronk and independent all she wants as long as she has several dimensions - however, that seemed to be the only characteristic of the character.
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#159 - drtrousersnake (12/21/2015) [-]
I really hated how they made the Order objectively bad. The Empire may have been founded in a underhanded way but they still policed the galaxy and worked to keep it socially/economically stable. The Imperial Stormtroopers where volunteer soldiers. The Order has basically Hitler's youth as stormtroopers and kill villages just to tie up loose ends.
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#158 - atheisttsiehta (12/21/2015) [-]
I don't think it's so much "killing is bad" as much as "My friend just died in my arms"
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#193 - drastronomy (12/22/2015) [-]
And how does that make him want to leave? Is it just le war is le bahd folks? Regardless, a trained stormtrooper would not do that. Considering he shot down a bunch of civilians without flinching in the opening scene, you would think that is what made him leave. That entire scene is silly thought. See >>#159
#157 - auesis (12/21/2015) [-]
Rey has a rough background but is an emotional wreck that literally fucking ran away at one point. Finn isn't anything special as a fighter but was invaluable as a turncoat . Why does he need to be more than that at this point? He had great moments with Rey that established the sort of character he is. Not everybody needs to be a master Jedi to be a good character, and the development arcs have barely started

Talk about the rest of the plot all you want, I don't really care much about that. I have my problems with it, too. But holy shit, chosen for their appearance? What in the fuck. Daisy and Boyega acted their parts fucking PERFECTLY. Do you even know what good acting looks like?
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#191 - drastronomy (12/22/2015) [-]
Yes. Its not screaming in a tie fighter like they came right out of fucking dora the explorer

And here are some questions:
Why is finn a turncoat? What made him leave besides ley killing is bad?
Besides the one flashback, how do we know rey had a rough childhood? Rey only has one quality - that she is a woman. Everything revolves around that, including the nonsensical scene where the emasculated beta bad guy decides to hit everything like an autist because the stormtrooper was traveling WITH A GIRL!! It is like something straight out of a shitty disney-movie...wait, thats exactly what star wars is now.

#197 - auesis (12/22/2015) [-]
Finn mentions that the first battle is literally HIS first battle as well, after being raised and trained against his will. He wants to GTFO as soon as he sees how bad it is. He's not some hardened marine that suddenly had a change of heart. I should also mention here, since you said it to someone else, that he did NOT shoot a bunch of civilians. Everything around him did and he stood there without moving.

As for Rey, living every day by salvaging shit in the middle of the desert in god-knows-where and getting almost jack shit to eat as payment, with no family or friends of any kind since they abandoned you while you were still shitting your pants seems pretty damn rough to me. But of course, Rey is a woman, therefore it HAS to be a conspiracy. That's how FJ rolls, right? Am I cool now?
#198 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
And how does he differ from the other stormtroopers who do not care at all?

As for Rey, again, refer to autistic fits by mr ebil sith lord when presented with the fact that she is a woman. That is her defining characteristic, not her past, as the past was barely touched upon at all except for those 30 seconds or whatever

Also, nice block faggot. Cannot handle differernt opinions?
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#201 - auesis (12/24/2015) [-]
Btw, Disney fucked up and revealed that She's Luke's daughter. Any issues anyone ever had with her being strong are invalid.
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#200 - auesis (12/24/2015) [-]
It's not difficult to imagine that people are different. The other stormtroopers in a tiny squad did fine, but what about the millions that cover solar systems? There are obviously going to be other defectors.

Only YOU are seeing that as her defining characteristic, which is why I blocked you, because I had second thoughts about listening to a tard that can only see SJW conspiracies through their lenses like something out of They Live.
#202 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
>different opinion about a movie

SJW CONSPIRACY THEORY

Kill yourself faggot

And if you see other defining characteristics, tell me what they are - otherwise you are not even presenting any arguments
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#19 - bigghooker (10/22/2015) [-]
a thumb for you sir, glad im not alone in that hype
#13 - Welshman here. Can confirm, it was perfect. It's fun …  [+] (14 replies) 09/09/2015 on When the weatherman has a... +157
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#38 - dunkleosteus (09/09/2015) [-]
I've always wanted to learn Welsh. It was my grandfather's first language but my Dad's family moved out of the UK when he was still little
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#36 - backupclover (09/09/2015) [-]
I know that feeling fy mrawd.
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#24 - baconofdoom (09/09/2015) [-]
Welshman here. Can confirm this confirmation.
#35 - neverposting (09/09/2015) [-]
Another Welshman here, I can confirm this man's confirmation of the previous man's confirmation.
#77 - furiousmarshmellow (09/10/2015) [-]
I am Wales. Can confirm these guys.
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#137 - palmsspaghetti (09/10/2015) [-]
Damn baby, you sexy. Look at them coastlines...
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#50 - kanaka (09/10/2015) [-]
i am the confirmation, i can welsh.
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#26 - talpss (09/09/2015) [-]
Although I personally do not speak Welsh, I can confirm this confirmation of the previous confirmation because it's probably right since it's been confirmed twice.
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#15 - zanybruh (09/09/2015) [-]
I wish welsh was a more relevant language.
#42 - tapeboy (09/09/2015) [-]
im fucking glad it's not. im already having trouble learning russian and arabic
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#54 - zanybruh (09/10/2015) [-]
As an American, I don't have the opportunity to speak that many foreign languages. We're just too isolated.

and hey, Russian and Arabic are pretty awesome languages, I envy you.
#55 - tapeboy (09/10/2015) [-]
i have virtually no opportunities to speak them myself. only really learning them to know what people are saying in videos and ham broadcasts from war torn nations. i generally don't trust translations done by media or people with agendas.
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#57 - zanybruh (09/10/2015) [-]
you're wise my friend.
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