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auesis

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 28
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/Auesis
Steam Profile: Auesis
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: L4D, NWN, GW, BF, GTA, TES, Fallout, Vindictus
X-box Gamertag: Auesis (Games for Microsoft)
PSN: Kixcon
Interests: Bass guitar, video games, metal
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:3/31/2015
Location:Wales
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2948
Highest Content Rank:#7358
Highest Comment Rank:#31
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Comment Thumbs: 51344 total,  55625 ,  4281
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Level 64 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 65 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 25.7% (257/1000)
Level 350 Comments: Knight Of Funnyjunk → Level 351 Comments: Knight Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:4
Content Views:67591
Times Content Favorited:90 times
Total Comments Made:7203
FJ Points:4258
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Bass. Games. Procrastination. Such is life.

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#160 - Now THAT is a theme account.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Lucky Once 0
#179 - maxpaynenarration (03/27/2015) [-]
auesis pointed towards me with a drunken, shaky hand and laughed. "Now THAT is how it's done!" He turned, screaming at the armies of trolls, damaging Walton's like children as people egged them. "Keep trollin', I'm edgy because I know you're trolling and people are pissed off because you're doing it." I turned from my regular spot, the same place I'd been stuck to for about five years and thanked auesis as he threw he empty glass towards the junction room floor, a thousand tiny shimmering fragments spread across the black, boot-tarnished wooden floor and the trolls and like-for-like morons turned to him and asked him why he was so mad.

I gritted my teeth, put an arm on his shoulder and spoke: "They're not worth the aggravation."

I offered him a drink, and a chance to ignore the people that made Walton's that little bit worse. If we ignored them, if we didn't think about them, they would never happen, never win.
#80 - I complained endlessly about this cunt who would spend all lun… 03/25/2015 on liek dis if u cri evrytime +26
#40 - If there's one thing Kai got right, it's Goku's first ever SSJ… 03/24/2015 on Dragon Ball Compilaction 0
#13 - 5'3 manlet master race...  [+] (16 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Under 6 feet +27
User avatar #229 - delphine (03/22/2015) [-]
There or plenty of shorter girls. I'm 5'2".
You just have to find a short girl or find a girl who doesn't give a fuck. My good friend is 6" and she's engaged to a guy several inches shorter than she is. Neither of them care.

I know it's tough. It was hard for my tall friend when she was dating because lots of men don't want to date women who are taller than they are.
User avatar #171 - TarnRazor (03/22/2015) [-]
Short guys are cute as hell

ayy bb lemme whisper in your asshole
User avatar #118 - thatlittledoll (03/22/2015) [-]
Still taller than me. Just gotta look in the right places for the right girls.
#211 - imdan (03/22/2015) [-]
Then how tall are you?
Not trying to be rude with the pic, but I'm genuinely curious.
User avatar #232 - thatlittledoll (03/22/2015) [-]
I'm 5'2"
#83 - zeldapronmaster (03/22/2015) [-]
i'm afraid of angry short men
#49 - megamolester (03/21/2015) [-]
If you look cute in a dress you're good to go.
User avatar #46 - sach (03/21/2015) [-]
id fuck you good
#38 - amalah (03/21/2015) [-]
I'm not too tall my self (6 ft/185 cm), but I've always wondered how does it feel to be THAT short. And close to boobs.
#173 - jamesjc (03/22/2015) [-]
I'm 5'2". I run face first into a pair of tits sometimes. I've never been slapped for it.

Other than being at tit level, there really aren't a lot of pros. Short people require less food, I suppose. I think I've heard we live longer, which makes sense given low caloric diets lead to longer lives, but I don't have anything backing that up.

I have a hard time reaching things in cupboards and on shelves.

People assume I lift weights because I want to compensate.

I've been flat out reject by women for being too short in the past. I still do alright with women.

Like the other guy said, don't trip over your height. 6' is close to the perfect height.



#50 - phonicghost (03/21/2015) [-]
6ft is above average for most countries except like Norway and the Netherlands so feel good brah.
#63 - amalah (03/21/2015) [-]
In terms of height I may be slightly above average, but my looks are criminally below it.
TFW no gf.
#65 - phonicghost (03/21/2015) [-]
Get ripped brah, makes you feel good about yourself and confidence is 80% of the battle.
User avatar #34 - kavrick (03/21/2015) [-]
you could always go gay
User avatar #21 - wethepixelisgod (03/21/2015) [-]
poor guy
User avatar #25 - moobur (03/21/2015) [-]
I feel bad only slightly
#8 - Supervisorbro here - being a DM helped me immensely. Like, a h… 03/21/2015 on Apply for job - roll... +2
#25 - Incredible 03/19/2015 on Harry Potter +9
#38 - Played it at launch - it felt like **** . The combat was…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Elder Scrolls Online +1
#42 - capps (03/19/2015) [-]
Hehe I'm still at patching mode. I know they added collision on NPC's so it doesn't just feel like you're hitting thin air at least.
#43 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
So you ran straight trough the NPC's? Ughh, that's the worst
#44 - capps (03/19/2015) [-]
Yeah glad they changed it
#29 - Something about this face makes me laugh every time. Give it y… 03/18/2015 on Hehehe... 'doodles' 0
#74 - Picture 03/16/2015 on Extra wet +8
#72 - I didn't really know how else to describe it, but someone else…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Extra wet +2
User avatar #75 - zeroqp (03/16/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #73 - frenulum (03/16/2015) [-]
LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONE
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#74 - auesis (03/16/2015) [-]

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#94 - fdemcavs (11/07/2012) [-]
what is the source to the girl jiggling her ass? please man
User avatar #95 to #94 - auesis ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
No clue, sorry. It was just in my **** folder.
#92 - legitturtle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#93 to #92 - auesis ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (07/20/2012) [-]
saw your comment about harley, thought you might enjoy these if you haven't seen them

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#89 - atma ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
Well now you just go ahead and have a wonderful day.
#88 - BluFlynn (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #86 - hamzaisanigger (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day man.
#83 - holyturkey (06/24/2012) [-]
have a great day , i hope its fun
#82 - locke (06/24/2012) [-]
DUDE, i just want to let you know that i hope you have a great day.
#81 - pedochuu **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #80 - larska (06/24/2012) [-]
have a faptastic day my friend!
#79 - mermoona (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #78 - jakedefense (06/24/2012) [-]
We all love and support you, have a good day.
User avatar #77 - snuffff (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a good day my friend!
User avatar #76 - toasthemost ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #75 - alexthepro (06/24/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day :)
#74 - orangecrowbarman (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a great day!
User avatar #72 - trollerxx (06/24/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day
User avatar #71 - wargeneralwest ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
Have A Nice Day
#70 - iibzducky (06/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
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