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#36 - Smoking kills. yes that's a flamethrower. 11/20/2014 on The Swiss dont fuck arround +12
#135 - stalker without mods 11/20/2014 on Sky rim job +1
#75 - I guess he comes here for funny comics and content, not a poli… 11/19/2014 on Starting to love xbox more... 0
#47176 - Yish X3  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on acaivy's profile 0
User avatar #47177 - devilspecter (11/24/2014) [-]
Yeah mano, now gtfo.
#47174 - one cp a day keeps the fbi away.... oh wait! ;w;  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2014 on acaivy's profile 0
User avatar #47175 - devilspecter (11/19/2014) [-]
You're just afraid of getting banana'd in prison, arentcha?
User avatar #47176 - auda (11/19/2014) [-]
Yish X3
User avatar #47177 - devilspecter (11/24/2014) [-]
Yeah mano, now gtfo.
#3037 - wanna play kf m8 b8 r8 8/8 while i w8?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on auda's profile 0
User avatar #3038 - pepsipool (11/10/2014) [-]
Nah, maybe later
#47165 - no  [+] (6 new replies) 11/10/2014 on acaivy's profile 0
#47172 - devilspecter (11/17/2014) [-]
This should keep you away.
User avatar #47174 - auda (11/18/2014) [-]
one cp a day keeps the fbi away.... oh wait! ;w;
User avatar #47175 - devilspecter (11/19/2014) [-]
You're just afraid of getting banana'd in prison, arentcha?
User avatar #47176 - auda (11/19/2014) [-]
Yish X3
User avatar #47177 - devilspecter (11/24/2014) [-]
Yeah mano, now gtfo.
#47166 - lolisensei (11/11/2014) [-]
Stalker trash.
#3035 - Mine is scrambler. :3  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on auda's profile 0
#3036 - lolisensei (11/10/2014) [-]
I know, I made that account.
#3032 - Yup, going to foot doctor tomorrow. You at home or st…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on auda's profile 0
User avatar #3033 - pepsipool (11/10/2014) [-]
Lewd

At home, can barely breath and taking a ton of medicine, so going anywhere would be pretty much suicide

Maaaaaaaybe....
#3030 - ****** feet, too much walking. sheet daw…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/10/2014 on auda's profile 0
#3031 - pepsipool (11/10/2014) [-]
Damn das shit...

Yeh

<-- was something like this but with more nekkid lady parts
User avatar #3037 - auda (11/10/2014) [-]
wanna play kf m8 b8 r8 8/8 while i w8?
User avatar #3038 - pepsipool (11/10/2014) [-]
Nah, maybe later
User avatar #3032 - auda (11/10/2014) [-]
Yup, going to foot doctor tomorrow.

You at home or still going to school/work/placesthatmakeyouwanttokillyourself?

No man parts? ;w;
User avatar #3033 - pepsipool (11/10/2014) [-]
Lewd

At home, can barely breath and taking a ton of medicine, so going anywhere would be pretty much suicide

Maaaaaaaybe....

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#3034 - lolisensei (11/10/2014) [-]
Dis is my current backup profile.
User avatar #3035 to #3034 - auda (11/10/2014) [-]
Mine is scrambler. :3
#3036 to #3035 - lolisensei (11/10/2014) [-]
I know, I made that account.
User avatar #3023 - pepsipool (11/09/2014) [-]
Lol hi auds
User avatar #3024 to #3023 - auda (11/09/2014) [-]
Hey man what up? ^^
User avatar #3025 to #3024 - pepsipool (11/09/2014) [-]
got unbanned recently (was perma ip banned) so made a new acc
newgod here btw
what's new with you?
User avatar #3026 to #3025 - auda (11/10/2014) [-]
Not much. In a lot of pain but generally okay.
How did you get IPbanned?
User avatar #3027 to #3026 - pepsipool (11/10/2014) [-]
Oh man, why in pain?

Posted a ******** of porn
User avatar #3028 to #3027 - auda (11/10/2014) [-]
Collapsed foot, headache, jaw hurts (not because of blowjobs) and I feel exhausted.

What kinda porn?
User avatar #3029 to #3028 - pepsipool (11/10/2014) [-]
Oh damn. Collapsed foot how?
Also: at least we got something in common. Been having 39 degress temp for the past few days and my lungs hurt

Hentai porn. Was very lewd.
User avatar #3030 to #3029 - auda (11/10/2014) [-]
****** feet, too much walking.

sheet dawg. Maybe you ill?

sweet -w-
#3031 to #3030 - pepsipool (11/10/2014) [-]
Damn das **** ...

Yeh

<-- was something like this but with more nekkid lady parts
User avatar #3037 to #3031 - auda (11/10/2014) [-]
wanna play kf m8 b8 r8 8/8 while i w8?
User avatar #3038 to #3037 - pepsipool (11/10/2014) [-]
Nah, maybe later
User avatar #3032 to #3031 - auda (11/10/2014) [-]
Yup, going to foot doctor tomorrow.

You at home or still going to school/work/placesthatmakeyouwanttokillyourself?

No man parts? ;w;
User avatar #3033 to #3032 - pepsipool (11/10/2014) [-]
Lewd

At home, can barely breath and taking a ton of medicine, so going anywhere would be pretty much suicide

Maaaaaaaybe....
User avatar #3021 - kiyotakaishimaru (09/22/2014) [-]
Lines request
"Slaine did everything wrong"
"Curtis is a big faggot"
"I'm sorry"
for ***** and giggles
"Oy vey goy"
#3011 - maxmekker (09/18/2014) [-]
Nobody expects the России инквизиция !
Nobody expects the России инквизиция !
User avatar #3012 to #3011 - auda (09/18/2014) [-]
!!! <3 X3
User avatar #3013 to #3012 - maxmekker (09/18/2014) [-]
Did you check it in translate? c:
User avatar #3014 to #3013 - auda (09/18/2014) [-]
Red inquisiton something :p
User avatar #3015 to #3014 - maxmekker (09/18/2014) [-]
Was supposed to be russian inquisition :p
User avatar #3016 to #3015 - auda (09/18/2014) [-]
Red russian X3 eeh it k :3
User avatar #3017 to #3016 - maxmekker (09/18/2014) [-]
Both are commie :3

On a scale from 1 to 10, how racist is it that we call the guy that rigs all the steam machines and such at my work place for "der führer" ?
User avatar #3018 to #3017 - auda (09/18/2014) [-]
I call the women who command me on work fürhers since they command me a lot.
''carry those boxes!'' ''Jawohl mein führer'' ''Deine wensch ist mein bevehle.''
User avatar #3019 to #3018 - maxmekker (09/18/2014) [-]
Owh god, do they get mad?
User avatar #3020 to #3019 - auda (09/18/2014) [-]
Yes but then I say you shouldn't be mad at me i'm not a jew/gypsy
User avatar #3008 - devilspecter (08/16/2014) [-]
Ded profile
User avatar #3009 to #3008 - auda (08/16/2014) [-]
nou! ;w;
User avatar #3010 to #3009 - devilspecter (08/17/2014) [-]
At least mine isn't as dead as yours.
User avatar #3003 - twillight (06/29/2014) [-]
Fuko Thriller!
User avatar #3002 to #3001 - auda (06/29/2014) [-]
Yip yip
User avatar #2998 - evilicious (06/15/2014) [-]
You like Dr. Doom right?
User avatar #2999 to #2998 - auda (06/15/2014) [-]
Never read it to be honest.
User avatar #2994 - zameckis (06/10/2014) [-]
it's written all over your face
the joy, the bliss, oh god the euphorism when you smell smegma.
it makes your mouth drool uncontrollably and you get filled with a lust that is not even describable.
you lose all self control and begin to sniff the smegma
slowly working your way up to eating it.
then in one bite,
PAFF
and you have started savoring the taste of the smegma in your mouth.
at this point, you're crying tears of joy, and your dick has started ejaculating from the pleasure of smegma.
then slowly, you start swallowing the smegma.
as you finish up,you contemplate over what you have done and end up smiling due to the happiness you get from seeping
up smegma in your mouth and swallowing it.
and then you think to yourself after it's all over: "oh, life is great"
#2993 - evilicious (06/10/2014) [-]
I will polish your butt til it sparkles!
I will polish your butt til it sparkles!
User avatar #2997 to #2993 - auda (06/11/2014) [-]
Woa lewd. :3
#2987 - devilspecter (06/04/2014) [-]
Am I qt3.15 with dis avatar?
User avatar #2988 to #2987 - auda (06/05/2014) [-]
You're cute even without that avatar. :3
#2989 to #2988 - devilspecter (06/05/2014) [-]
Flattering will get you nowhere, profligate.
User avatar #2990 to #2989 - auda (06/05/2014) [-]
Don't even try me, you believe in a false emperor! >:I
User avatar #2991 to #2990 - devilspecter (06/05/2014) [-]
Like I'll ever believe you, Heretic.
User avatar #2992 to #2991 - auda (06/05/2014) [-]
Wow I bet you're a Gue'vesa. The heresy is dripping off of you~
User avatar #2995 to #2992 - devilspecter (06/10/2014) [-]
Quepasa?
#2980 - barkhorn (04/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2981 to #2980 - auda (04/27/2014) [-]
What up? :3
User avatar #2982 to #2981 - barkhorn (04/27/2014) [-]
Nothing yet, I literally just woke up, but good afternoon~
#2983 to #2982 - auda (04/27/2014) [-]
Ah cool cool :3 So how is ya sleepyhead? :3
#2984 to #2983 - barkhorn (04/27/2014) [-]
I'm pretty good, having a hard time keeping my eyes open though~   
   
And how are you Ada?~
I'm pretty good, having a hard time keeping my eyes open though~

And how are you Ada?~
#2978 - twillight (03/24/2014) [-]
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On Melancholy Hill (AN21 & Max Vangeli Remix)
User avatar #2979 to #2978 - auda (03/24/2014) [-]
Hey there. Good roll. :3
User avatar #2973 to #2972 - auda (03/04/2014) [-]
? :3
User avatar #2974 to #2973 - snakefire (03/04/2014) [-]
I spammed this on a lot of peoples profiles.
User avatar #2966 - devilspecter (02/28/2014) [-]
Amg, you're online.
User avatar #2967 to #2966 - auda (02/28/2014) [-]
Bmg, I kno. :3
User avatar #2968 to #2967 - devilspecter (02/28/2014) [-]
What made you cum bach?

Idk if you know, but Shin is the new animaymay board.
User avatar #2969 to #2968 - auda (02/28/2014) [-]
Yeah I look there. Chiko is admin and everything there.
User avatar #2970 to #2969 - devilspecter (02/28/2014) [-]
Chiko? You mean my Kouhai?

Das gewd. Some of the people there probably don't know you, so you can make new fwiends.
If you want to ofc.
User avatar #2971 to #2970 - auda (02/28/2014) [-]
I look there everyday I just dont talk to them. :3
User avatar #2975 to #2971 - devilspecter (03/06/2014) [-]
Went back to being a lurker, eh?
User avatar #2976 to #2975 - auda (03/06/2014) [-]
Always.
User avatar #2977 to #2976 - devilspecter (03/13/2014) [-]
Stalker Tovarisch is back.

Where do you usually lurk nowadays?
#2941 - tortalis (02/01/2014) [-]
Anyone home?
#2963 to #2941 - auda (02/02/2014) [-]
Go bed then? :p
You gotta hear him one time. He is the cutest little polish badger haha. :3
This is how I think he looks like! Haha X3
User avatar #2964 to #2963 - tortalis (02/02/2014) [-]
Maybe. x3
And that pic is cute. :3
I want to cuddle it.
User avatar #2965 to #2964 - auda (02/02/2014) [-]
Me too so cute! X3 Badgers are th ebest :3
User avatar #2942 to #2941 - auda (02/02/2014) [-]
I am now. How are ya? :3
User avatar #2944 to #2942 - tortalis (02/02/2014) [-]
Hello, it's hot here. ;w; But I am okay, I decided to use my steam for what it is actually meant to be used for, gaming. It was fun.
User avatar #2945 to #2944 - auda (02/02/2014) [-]
Always hot in australialand. Haha :3
What games?
User avatar #2946 to #2945 - tortalis (02/02/2014) [-]
But summer... ;w; 43 C today.
Just Saints Row 4 and Sleeping Dogs, not much really.
How is you?
User avatar #2947 to #2946 - auda (02/02/2014) [-]
Jesus. That's hell on earth! ._.
Hehe cool cool.
I'm okay. slight headache tho.
Going to fix myself some breakfast in a minute
User avatar #2948 to #2947 - tortalis (02/02/2014) [-]
It was hotter than that a week or so ago, 46 C.
Yis, was fun. :3
D: Baaaaad.
Bacon and eggs? :3
User avatar #2949 to #2948 - auda (02/02/2014) [-]
Glad you enjoyed them. :p
Aah it's okay. I've seen worse headaches.
Pfff I wish I had bacon and eggs. :p
How's the socialanime board lately?
User avatar #2950 to #2949 - tortalis (02/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, they are fun. I enjoyed how one of them is basically one giant joke, and the other is Asian GTA basically.
Lay down. D:
And I want that now. Mainly the eggs.
Dunno, I haven't been on much, busy with a lot of things. I started year 12 for example.
User avatar #2951 to #2950 - auda (02/02/2014) [-]
Hehe. I heard that Sleeping Dogs was made by the makers of True Crime series so it should be good. :p
Nu! X3
:< At least I have a croque monsieur now.
Same here, can't be arsed to go there. :p How is school?
User avatar #2952 to #2951 - tortalis (02/02/2014) [-]
It's pretty good in my opinion. I enjoy those kinds of games really.
Do eet.
Y U no say 'grilled ham and cheese' like a normal person? x3 Trying to sound all posh.
It's basically that anyway. x3
Boring, I have had no homework at all, so I have been sitting on my ass doing nothing while everyone else does something. Also pretty ****** when they yelled at me for three days in a row because of my timetable that they needed to fix, but no, they blamed me. :I
User avatar #2953 to #2952 - auda (02/02/2014) [-]
Hehe glad you like them. :3 Saints row is really a **** everything here have a dildo and smack people up game. :p
Nuuuu! X3
We call it a tosti. And I only knew it by croque monsieur. :p But I guess you're right. ^^
I hate it when the school does that. It happend this semester with us too. They made an error in the schedule and it's our fault. Then they say only follow the lessons on your online schedule, we do that and still we missed some lessons. :<
User avatar #2954 to #2953 - tortalis (02/02/2014) [-]
Basically a joke game. x3
Yiiiiis, do it bro. ;w;
I call it a toastie toastie. :3
Yeah, they over booked mine and they allowed it to 'double dip' (2 or more classes the same or classes that are very similar. Only one class will apply to your end results) Those are BIG no nos for a year 12 and apparently that was my fault. They wouldn't let me change until my dad rang them and yelled at them. :I
User avatar #2955 to #2954 - auda (02/02/2014) [-]
Yup. After Saints Row 1 they pretty much made it that way :p
Nuuu it's not that bad! X3
Cuuuuute :3
:< Poor thing <3
User avatar #2956 to #2955 - tortalis (02/02/2014) [-]
It's fun either way.
At least drink water and have a panadole.
x3 A little.
Yeah, it really sucked. :I At the least it has changed now. <3
Sup?
User avatar #2957 to #2956 - auda (02/02/2014) [-]
I have juice :3
It's super cute. :3
How late is it now in aussieland? D:
Uhm not much, playing vidya and stuff. You?
User avatar #2958 to #2957 - tortalis (02/02/2014) [-]
Orange is best juice.
Yiiis.
9pm at the moment.
Nothing really, talking to people.
User avatar #2959 to #2958 - auda (02/02/2014) [-]
Dunno what the juice is what I just drank, my nose is all puffy and stuff.
It's so annoying when you are playing vidya with people and you're like I'll see you tomorrow at 2 pm and then you both forget about the time zones! ;w;
Hehe. I've met a cute polish guy. He is so adorable X3 Like 2x me. I call him badger and he is the best
User avatar #2960 to #2959 - tortalis (02/02/2014) [-]
D: Sleep.
Sounds like what happened today when someone was going to v/c with me.
Ohh, ask him out? :3 Maybe?
User avatar #2961 to #2960 - auda (02/02/2014) [-]
X3 I dont feel sleepeh.
Timezones suck :<
Nuuuu! X3 Not in that way. He is just adorable! X3
User avatar #2962 to #2961 - tortalis (02/02/2014) [-]
I do. =w=
Yeah, they do. ;A;
Suuuuure. x3 And he most likely is if he is 2x Auda.
User avatar #2940 - evilicious (02/01/2014) [-]
It's time to get fabulous!
#2943 to #2940 - auda (02/02/2014) [-]
Evil pls.   
   
I'm always fabulous.   
   
How are you this fine day?
Evil pls.

I'm always fabulous.

How are you this fine day?
#2932 - barkhorn (02/01/2014) [-]
A-are you back now?
A-are you back now?
User avatar #2934 to #2932 - auda (02/01/2014) [-]
About to go to bed -w- brushy teeth
User avatar #2935 to #2934 - barkhorn (02/01/2014) [-]
Sorry, sorry. I had to go for a few minutes.
Nuuuuuuuuu ;__;
User avatar #2936 to #2935 - auda (02/01/2014) [-]
Still am here.

Heard the bloop just before I wanted to turn pc off :p
User avatar #2937 to #2936 - barkhorn (02/01/2014) [-]
You can go to bed, it's really late there right?
User avatar #2938 to #2937 - auda (02/01/2014) [-]
01:25
sleep time for audsy -w-
User avatar #2939 to #2938 - barkhorn (02/01/2014) [-]
Nighty night, sleep well. And nice to see you again.
User avatar #2933 to #2932 - auda (02/01/2014) [-]
Yish I am.
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