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#1 - Comment deleted 07/22/2012 on Two Year-Olds on Youtube? 0
#3 - where the hell is my COOOOOOOOOKE!?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Ryan Stiles +7
User avatar #5 - martiini (07/22/2012) [-]
Would you like to have a pepsi instead?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
#7 - boogiemanjim (07/22/2012) [-]
I demand COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
#35 - anonymous (07/22/2012) [-]
Hey man, did you bring the stuff?

Imma die without my COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
#87 - boogiemanjim (07/23/2012) [-]
Shut the fuck up, the cops could be listening to bust me for this COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
User avatar #4 - companioncombined (07/22/2012) [-]
Next to Colins brown pants
#23 - how the **** did she not know the blood was her hymen?  [+] (9 new replies) 07/22/2012 on the carrot dilemma +2
User avatar #24 - whyisthishappening (07/22/2012) [-]
She mustve been doing it pretty hard, and it mustve been a thick carrot if thats what happened...
#32 - Benmc (07/22/2012) [-]
My friend broke her hymen going down a water slide. She was basically raped by water if you think about it.
#25 - anonymous (07/22/2012) [-]
Not necessarily. A tampon can remove the hymen (if put in incorrectly), as can some sports like horseback riding.
User avatar #26 - whyisthishappening (07/22/2012) [-]
Nothing removes the hymen. The hymen isnt supposed to be removed, or at least, thats what I was taught.
Its not a layer of skin to be broken through like people think, it already has a hole in it, and its just stretched so whatever shes trying to put in there fits.
When you bleed, usually its because you werent gentle enough and it tore a bit.
#30 - macjigiddy (07/22/2012) [-]
The hymen is your virginity. Of course it gets removed when a cock is inserted.
Its a layer if skin that is damaged when you have intercourse for the first time.
So no, it does not get stretched and it does not already have a hole in it.

It is literally a layer of skin, that is destroyed when someone has sex for the first time.
User avatar #34 - sonicwind (07/22/2012) [-]
actually thats not remotely accurate it is stretched and torn, and is not some cover like a hood, it is often associated with virginity but the vast majority of women tear theirs playing sports as a kid between age 8-10
#35 - macjigiddy (07/23/2012) [-]
True say. I didn't.
But yeah.
#27 - anonymous (07/22/2012) [-]
Yes that is correct. Nothing "removes" it literally, but most people just refer to it as being removed when it is really stretched or torn.
User avatar #28 - whyisthishappening (07/22/2012) [-]
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#10 - i had one of those but for some reason i could never get it to…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2012 on One Step Away from Victory 0
#74 - Clonious (07/23/2012) [-]
I'm no expert, but perhaps your ski didn't have slush wax on it, or the ski was too small...
User avatar #77 - atvdude (07/23/2012) [-]
it probably was the ski size it was pretty tiny, thanks
#1 - first things first is to finish your education, that is the mo… 07/20/2012 on Life decisions 0
#1 - take a school bus, put the motor in the back, make it a manual… 07/18/2012 on Funny School Bus Drag Race +1
#2 - one of the best adds i've ever seen as far as pulling the crow… 07/18/2012 on the best feel ever 0
#18 - that isnt the point, the point is that being a bitch and then … 07/18/2012 on A good person +12
#278 - 1. c because i want something that has a bit of range 2. b… 07/17/2012 on Choose Wisely 0
#3 - this kind of **** is the reason i want to be a pilot 07/17/2012 on Like a Sir +2
#41 - exactly its like they don't get that they are the ones that pu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2012 on Ten stupid secrets 0
User avatar #42 - Ninotori (07/16/2012) [-]
Yup. Because humans are inherently flawed and selfish, it is the sad inevitability that divorces will continue to happen. Only when a pair can truly learn to love each other as much as they love themselves and to give of themselves equally will they achieve a healthy marriage. More important than that too is choosing the partner you marry well, and prevent the disaster in the first place.

Oh well. If nothing else good can come of our suffering, it's that we've seen what divorce is like and how destructive it is to a family, and how worth it it is to do your best in a marriage.
#35 - the weird thing is that she started the whole idea and my dad …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2012 on Ten stupid secrets 0
User avatar #38 - Ninotori (07/15/2012) [-]
God isn't that just the same damn thing I went through. My mom served him the papers but made it his fault. Niether of them were really more or less at fault though...
User avatar #41 - atvdude (07/15/2012) [-]
exactly its like they don't get that they are the ones that pulled the trigger. but oh well what are you gonna do, it sucks that so many couples have to break up but its nice to be able to find someone that gets it.
User avatar #42 - Ninotori (07/16/2012) [-]
Yup. Because humans are inherently flawed and selfish, it is the sad inevitability that divorces will continue to happen. Only when a pair can truly learn to love each other as much as they love themselves and to give of themselves equally will they achieve a healthy marriage. More important than that too is choosing the partner you marry well, and prevent the disaster in the first place.

Oh well. If nothing else good can come of our suffering, it's that we've seen what divorce is like and how destructive it is to a family, and how worth it it is to do your best in a marriage.
#13 - that is almost word for word what my situation used to be exce…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2012 on Ten stupid secrets +1
User avatar #20 - Ninotori (07/14/2012) [-]
Yeah my mom was fucked up for many years after the divorce too. Some women just hold onto that for so long. Its like they feel so wronged that they can't let go of it until they feel righted.
User avatar #35 - atvdude (07/15/2012) [-]
the weird thing is that she started the whole idea and my dad was against it the entire time yet she blames him for the whole deal.
User avatar #38 - Ninotori (07/15/2012) [-]
God isn't that just the same damn thing I went through. My mom served him the papers but made it his fault. Niether of them were really more or less at fault though...
User avatar #41 - atvdude (07/15/2012) [-]
exactly its like they don't get that they are the ones that pulled the trigger. but oh well what are you gonna do, it sucks that so many couples have to break up but its nice to be able to find someone that gets it.
User avatar #42 - Ninotori (07/16/2012) [-]
Yup. Because humans are inherently flawed and selfish, it is the sad inevitability that divorces will continue to happen. Only when a pair can truly learn to love each other as much as they love themselves and to give of themselves equally will they achieve a healthy marriage. More important than that too is choosing the partner you marry well, and prevent the disaster in the first place.

Oh well. If nothing else good can come of our suffering, it's that we've seen what divorce is like and how destructive it is to a family, and how worth it it is to do your best in a marriage.
#73 - my step-mom has the same poster, what the **** 07/13/2012 on Well shit 0
#23 - air fits my personality the best, plus i really don't give a …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2012 on Fire - the element of power +1
User avatar #30 - nazkillah (07/12/2012) [-]
The same goes to earthbending, you can easily bend yourself in the ground
#118 - it was really predictable i remember that throughout the whole… 07/11/2012 on watching gurenn lagann 0
#315 - thats what they said about fallout 07/11/2012 on Fucking-Scrubs +5
#4 - its because the name of the OS on a lot of Android phones is c… 07/10/2012 on Go for it 0
#504 - **** yea neo-sadist 07/10/2012 on discover your destiny. 0
#60 - the next contestant for comment of the year is here 07/07/2012 on dad pls +1
#5 - i still think it is because of the zombie Apocalypse 07/04/2012 on A Hanna-Barbera Production +1
#253 - its played on cartoon network after 9 o'clock when they specif… 07/04/2012 on omg +5
#526 - thats not my point, what i was trying to say is that it is eas…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2012 on Gun MEGA comp 0
User avatar #529 - saxophan (07/05/2012) [-]
True, but weed is not nearly as dangerous as firearms, and regulation would be a whole different story. I definitely took that into consideration, though.
#336 - its just like prohibition and the fact that weed is illegal, o…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Gun MEGA comp 0
User avatar #523 - saxophan (07/04/2012) [-]
No, guns and weed aren't really the same thing. You don't shoot a person with a blunt. Nice try, though.
User avatar #526 - atvdude (07/04/2012) [-]
thats not my point, what i was trying to say is that it is easier to regulate something if it is legal and i was using weed to show that making something illegal doesn't work if it has a high amount of people using it.
User avatar #529 - saxophan (07/05/2012) [-]
True, but weed is not nearly as dangerous as firearms, and regulation would be a whole different story. I definitely took that into consideration, though.
#52 - ah i stopped watching around then so that makes sense 06/25/2012 on Goodbye Edd and Thanks 0

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