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#3 - where the hell is my COOOOOOOOOKE!?  [+] (5 replies) 07/22/2012 on Ryan Stiles +7
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#5 - martiini (07/22/2012) [-]
Would you like to have a pepsi instead?

#7 - boogiemanjim (07/22/2012) [-]
#35 - anon (07/22/2012) [-]
Hey man, did you bring the stuff?

#87 - boogiemanjim (07/23/2012) [-]
Shut the fuck up, the cops could be listening to bust me for this COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
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#4 - companioncombined (07/22/2012) [-]
Next to Colins brown pants
#23 - how the **** did she not know the blood was her hymen?  [+] (9 replies) 07/22/2012 on the carrot dilemma +2
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#24 - whyisthishappening (07/22/2012) [-]
She mustve been doing it pretty hard, and it mustve been a thick carrot if thats what happened...
#32 - Benmc (07/22/2012) [-]
My friend broke her hymen going down a water slide. She was basically raped by water if you think about it.
#25 - anon (07/22/2012) [-]
Not necessarily. A tampon can remove the hymen (if put in incorrectly), as can some sports like horseback riding.
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#26 - whyisthishappening (07/22/2012) [-]
Nothing removes the hymen. The hymen isnt supposed to be removed, or at least, thats what I was taught.
Its not a layer of skin to be broken through like people think, it already has a hole in it, and its just stretched so whatever shes trying to put in there fits.
When you bleed, usually its because you werent gentle enough and it tore a bit.
#30 - macjigiddy (07/22/2012) [-]
The hymen is your virginity. Of course it gets removed when a cock is inserted.
Its a layer if skin that is damaged when you have intercourse for the first time.
So no, it does not get stretched and it does not already have a hole in it.

It is literally a layer of skin, that is destroyed when someone has sex for the first time.
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#34 - sonicwind (07/22/2012) [-]
actually thats not remotely accurate it is stretched and torn, and is not some cover like a hood, it is often associated with virginity but the vast majority of women tear theirs playing sports as a kid between age 8-10
#35 - macjigiddy (07/23/2012) [-]
True say. I didn't.
But yeah.
#27 - anon (07/22/2012) [-]
Yes that is correct. Nothing "removes" it literally, but most people just refer to it as being removed when it is really stretched or torn.
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#28 - whyisthishappening (07/22/2012) [-]
#10 - i had one of those but for some reason i could never get it to…  [+] (2 replies) 07/22/2012 on One Step Away from Victory 0
#74 - Clonious (07/23/2012) [-]
I'm no expert, but perhaps your ski didn't have slush wax on it, or the ski was too small...
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#77 - atvdude (07/23/2012) [-]
it probably was the ski size it was pretty tiny, thanks