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#36 - does it work if you already used it?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2011 on My Skyrim meme comp 2! 0
User avatar #43 - intabutter (12/28/2011) [-]
No, you can only use once you get to the bookshelf, otherwise it wont let you constantly get xp from it
User avatar #48 - atvdude (12/29/2011) [-]
crap, oh well thanks for letting me know

#35 - here you go 12/28/2011 on My Skyrim meme comp 2! +2
#59 - tip: when clenching your hand a having your left thumb tucke…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2011 on Scumbag Lexi, Good Girl Casey 0
User avatar #63 - obbichan (12/24/2011) [-]
You beat me to sharing this funfact haha.
#156 - i would if i ******* could 12/18/2011 on STOP SOPA +64
#169 - i wanna find those 12 idiots and make sure they never have a s… 12/16/2011 on If SOPA passes, Bender has... 0
#18 - if this happens i am leaving the US because that mean the gove…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2011 on If SOPA passes, Bender has... +7
User avatar #22 - hamsandvich (12/16/2011) [-]
it failed
but 22-12
User avatar #169 - atvdude (12/16/2011) [-]
i wanna find those 12 idiots and make sure they never have a say in something like this ever again
#2 - harr potter has been and always will be the greatest story of … 12/14/2011 on This Is War (Harry Potter) 0
#8 - this is going in my collection of favorite episodes 12/14/2011 on the simpsons +4
#9 - wait, nevermind i thought you meant the general for the empire. my bad 12/14/2011 on Part of the rebel alliance... +1
#8 - Tullius  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2011 on Part of the rebel alliance... 0
User avatar #9 - atvdude (12/14/2011) [-]
wait, nevermind i thought you meant the general for the empire. my bad
#7 - why are you driving a third gen mr2? the second and even the f… 12/14/2011 on typical conversation with... +3
#11 - yea you're right but no-one really wants to admit it 12/12/2011 on Dreams +1
#9 - you're better off in the naval academy, they have a better eng…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2011 on Dreams +1
#10 - jesuslolz (12/12/2011) [-]
They both have stellar engineering programs. It's really about what branch of the military you want to go into.
User avatar #11 - atvdude (12/12/2011) [-]
yea you're right but no-one really wants to admit it
#51 - steve jobs had no hand whatsoever in making angry birds  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2011 on An Unknown Hero +4
#58 - Womens Study Major (12/11/2011) [-]
He made my iphone so I can play angry birds, you're just a hater. Plus my mac is better than a crappy PC too
#57 - Womens Study Major (12/11/2011) [-]
yes he did, Richard Simmons! you are just angry cuz im fucking your mom
#61 - nightraider has deleted their comment.
#83 - Womens Study Major (12/11/2011) [-]
OMG, what does IQ even stand for? You probably cant even type out the real word cuz ur using a PC, what a loser
#59 - Womens Study Major (12/11/2011) [-]
smells like *sniff sniff* sameRichard Simmons
#44 - yea you're right even infinite mermaids isn't enough to make h… 12/11/2011 on Winning At Everything +1
#42 - but think of all the bitches he gets  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2011 on Winning At Everything 0
User avatar #43 - srawesome (12/11/2011) [-]
but he is still aqua-man.
#45 - grinningjackal (12/11/2011) [-]
I agree. Aquaman sucks balls compared to anyone else
User avatar #44 - atvdude (12/11/2011) [-]
yea you're right even infinite mermaids isn't enough to make him a decent hero
#40 - he gets to **** mermaids.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/11/2011 on Winning At Everything +9
User avatar #178 - RedPurpleRain (12/11/2011) [-]
So does T-Pain, and I still don't like him
User avatar #41 - srawesome (12/11/2011) [-]
yeah but that doesn't change the fact that hes aqua-man
User avatar #42 - atvdude (12/11/2011) [-]
but think of all the bitches he gets
User avatar #43 - srawesome (12/11/2011) [-]
but he is still aqua-man.
#45 - grinningjackal (12/11/2011) [-]
I agree. Aquaman sucks balls compared to anyone else
User avatar #44 - atvdude (12/11/2011) [-]
yea you're right even infinite mermaids isn't enough to make him a decent hero
#1 - this comic makes me feel old, not because of all the 80's and … 12/08/2011 on 40 things that will make u... 0
#62 - but thats exactly what they want to do  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2011 on gays ftw +2
#67 - IAmAdamSavage (12/08/2011) [-]
#1485 - **atvdude rolls 6,404** 11/30/2011 on A.dmin kills himself 0
#9 - i haven't fought either yet, i don't have much free time so i'… 11/29/2011 on derp +2
#6 - **** , blood dragons are a piece of cake compared …  [+] (20 new replies) 11/29/2011 on derp +5
#61 - Torrasque (11/29/2011) [-]
Frost dragons ? .. really ?

Dude , my first time running into a ancient dragon it went like this :
> See dragon in the sky
> "I'll so take his soul and unlock slow time MOFOOOOSS !!!11ONE1"
> Hit dragon with about 10 arrows ( see the life not going the fuck down .... thinking i missed )
> Use dragonrend to make the fucker land
> Fucker lands
> Go up close and personal usng my fucking awesome 100 Damage dagger ( yes i know it was a PoS .. i was only lvl 18 .. dont judge )
> I start having a fit hitting it , dragon HP goes down 2 pixels
> Shit pants
> Dragon LITERRALY eats me
> Contemplate life
> Quit for the day and ponder why did i quicksave right in the middle of that fight
> :(
User avatar #30 - CiaranPM (11/29/2011) [-]
On my first playthrough I was a Nord (50% frost resist) with Nightingale Armor (30% frost resist). Frost dragons ain't got shit on me.
#26 - locoVACA (11/29/2011) [-]
I have no idea which dragon is which. I'm gonna assume that the frost dragon shoots frosty blue goodness right?
User avatar #29 - CiaranPM (11/29/2011) [-]
Regular dragon: dark green/black, breathes fire
Frost dragon: white-ish, breathes frost
Blood dragon: green/gray, spaded tail, breathes fire or frost
Elder dragon: orange, breathes fire or frost
Ancient dragon: red, breathes fire or frost
Skeletal dragon: reanimated dragon corpse, breathes fire, soulless

And there are five named dragons (that I know of): Paarthurnax, Odahviing, Alduin, and two others fought during the main story (can't remember names).
#51 - Womens Study Major (11/29/2011) [-]
don't let out that some of the dragons are neutral, so they won't attack you. And the named dragons are easy as fuck, can't damage for shit. in my opinion, frost dragons are the toughest ones but if you're a sneak/one handed at 100, wearing two daedric daggers with 25 hp absorb enchants you're fuckin invicible.

And for the record, I've defeated my first elder dragon at master difficulty. my PENIS grew by 10 inches when i did that.
User avatar #37 - HowHard (11/29/2011) [-]
The first one you fight is milmunir
User avatar #38 - CiaranPM (11/29/2011) [-]
Yep, I just looked it up. There's actually about 10 or 11 named dragons.
User avatar #36 - angreif (11/29/2011) [-]
it's odd, i ran into a normal dragon breathing frost, it just about killed cicero
#32 - locoVACA (11/29/2011) [-]
Btw thanks man.
#31 - locoVACA (11/29/2011) [-]
I've gotten fucked by ALL OF THOSE! except for the few regular and blood dragons that attacked me..
User avatar #7 - frohtastic (11/29/2011) [-]
fucking elder and ancient dragons man.

its like ,,, fuck.
gotta quicksave often when fighting those ( I am a melee player so I get a lot of chompings on me )
although shield bash helps
User avatar #69 - EvilSquiggly (11/29/2011) [-]
Hit it from the side to avoid it from nomnom'ing you.
User avatar #70 - frohtastic (11/29/2011) [-]
then the wings attack you,
but rather it seems that at a point, the nomming is rather hard to avoid.

like those sudden one-hitting arrows
But i've gotten into a routine where I shield bash every time he attacks, and use elemental fury to just get them down fast
User avatar #73 - EvilSquiggly (11/29/2011) [-]
The wings arent THAT bad, i would recommend Mechrunes Razor, it has a small chance of a 1 hit KO.

Went up to a dragon and hit him once, instantly died. Thought it was pretty funny.
User avatar #33 - CiaranPM (11/29/2011) [-]
I can take elder/ancient dragons with light armor and dual daggers. Dragonrend them first (or shoot with a bow - I have close to 100 archery), then use the shout that lowers their armor/defense (can't remember name - one of the words is in the dark brotherhood sanctuary), and power attack them while circling them. It works like a charm.
#27 - locoVACA (11/29/2011) [-]
Use a lot of potions that paralyze it. It was the only way I was able to kill my first Elder Dragon. That and the fact that I CAN BREATH FIREEEEEEEEEEE.
#14 - helluwen (11/29/2011) [-]
if you wanna be melee you gata go against your instincts, hit their mouth and it will recoil, you can also shield bash, but I still get hit with the wings, I do the best when I fight it face to face
User avatar #13 - acedce (11/29/2011) [-]
Wait ancient dragons? SON OF A BITCH
#10 - silvanyis (11/29/2011) [-]
sneak/archery at 100. Problem elder dragon?
#9 - atvdude (11/29/2011) [-]
i haven't fought either yet, i don't have much free time so i'm lvl 26, in fact the reason i'm not playing right now is because my uncle is staying here and won't get off the tv. he won't be leaving until Thursday, when i go by my dad, where i don't have an xbox. i cannot describe my rage.
#237 - it's in the description  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2011 on Crazy Bitch +1
User avatar #241 - overworld (11/28/2011) [-]
I saw it after I made this comment.....
#3 - i saw it and got the number right 11/26/2011 on Awareness Test 0
#1 - ******* genius 11/25/2011 on Call from jail +1

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