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Date Signed Up:8/22/2012
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I used to be friendzoned, but then funnyjunk wouldn't let me sign on. So.. Yeah.

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#2 - Did you show him this? Did he laugh too? DID YOU SHARE THE LOVE?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2012 on Title. +130
User avatar #3 - rickysavage (08/23/2012) [-]
YES! IT WAS AWESOME!
User avatar #4 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
5+ internets for you.
User avatar #5 - rickysavage (08/23/2012) [-]
=D
#176 - Well technically I am complimenting everyone with acne, becaus…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/23/2012 on What would you change? 0
User avatar #177 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
But to take a compliment means that you have to believe that compliment was meant for you, the parameters of the compliment are that a certain group of people can look attractive with acne. You can already eliminate those who have been told that they are not good looking with acne, you can also eliminate anyone with low self confidence because they will assume that the compliment was not directed to them, otherwise they would have high self confidence because they constantly assume compliments are directed to them. That means that only a certain amount of people are capable of taking that as a compliment.

Sorry about the monologue. I'm bored as fuck.
User avatar #178 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Fucking Moby Dick over here, I know, I'm bored too, that's the only reason I'm still replying. I
User avatar #179 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I've never read Moby Dick.. I like to think of myself as less of a Charles Dickens type writer, more of a Stephen King meets Bill Hicks.
User avatar #181 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Well, okay.
User avatar #182 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't judge me! ;(
User avatar #183 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
HEY. SHUT YO MOUTH.
User avatar #184 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I haven't opened my mouth... :) PM me, the purple lines are getting a bit numerous.
#169 - Don't judge me! :( I'M GIVING EVERYONE WITH ACNE COMPLIMENTS. …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/23/2012 on What would you change? 0
User avatar #171 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
That was a contradiction, "I'm giving *everyone* with acne compliments." Then "*Some* people werk it." Inconsistency's in speech are a sign of dementia. I would consult a medical professional if I were you.
User avatar #176 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Well technically I am complimenting everyone with acne, because they don't know if they're in the select few.
User avatar #177 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
But to take a compliment means that you have to believe that compliment was meant for you, the parameters of the compliment are that a certain group of people can look attractive with acne. You can already eliminate those who have been told that they are not good looking with acne, you can also eliminate anyone with low self confidence because they will assume that the compliment was not directed to them, otherwise they would have high self confidence because they constantly assume compliments are directed to them. That means that only a certain amount of people are capable of taking that as a compliment.

Sorry about the monologue. I'm bored as fuck.
User avatar #178 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Fucking Moby Dick over here, I know, I'm bored too, that's the only reason I'm still replying. I
User avatar #179 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I've never read Moby Dick.. I like to think of myself as less of a Charles Dickens type writer, more of a Stephen King meets Bill Hicks.
User avatar #181 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Well, okay.
User avatar #182 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't judge me! ;(
User avatar #183 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
HEY. SHUT YO MOUTH.
User avatar #184 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I haven't opened my mouth... :) PM me, the purple lines are getting a bit numerous.
#157 - Oh my goodness, I am NOT crazy! I have friends that think the …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/23/2012 on What would you change? 0
User avatar #164 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I'm afraid your friends are correct, you are indeed, of the insane variety. It's all right, the world takes all kinds.. Except yours.
User avatar #169 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't judge me! :( I'M GIVING EVERYONE WITH ACNE COMPLIMENTS. Some people werk it.
User avatar #171 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
That was a contradiction, "I'm giving *everyone* with acne compliments." Then "*Some* people werk it." Inconsistency's in speech are a sign of dementia. I would consult a medical professional if I were you.
User avatar #176 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Well technically I am complimenting everyone with acne, because they don't know if they're in the select few.
User avatar #177 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
But to take a compliment means that you have to believe that compliment was meant for you, the parameters of the compliment are that a certain group of people can look attractive with acne. You can already eliminate those who have been told that they are not good looking with acne, you can also eliminate anyone with low self confidence because they will assume that the compliment was not directed to them, otherwise they would have high self confidence because they constantly assume compliments are directed to them. That means that only a certain amount of people are capable of taking that as a compliment.

Sorry about the monologue. I'm bored as fuck.
User avatar #178 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Fucking Moby Dick over here, I know, I'm bored too, that's the only reason I'm still replying. I
User avatar #179 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I've never read Moby Dick.. I like to think of myself as less of a Charles Dickens type writer, more of a Stephen King meets Bill Hicks.
User avatar #181 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Well, okay.
User avatar #182 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't judge me! ;(
User avatar #183 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
HEY. SHUT YO MOUTH.
User avatar #184 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I haven't opened my mouth... :) PM me, the purple lines are getting a bit numerous.
#147 - It is what it is, okay? JUST SOMETHING I NOTICED. Don't judge me.  [+] (13 new replies) 08/23/2012 on What would you change? 0
User avatar #148 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
Sure... sure, whatever you say crazy lady..
User avatar #157 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Oh my goodness, I am NOT crazy! I have friends that think the same thing!
User avatar #164 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I'm afraid your friends are correct, you are indeed, of the insane variety. It's all right, the world takes all kinds.. Except yours.
User avatar #169 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't judge me! :( I'M GIVING EVERYONE WITH ACNE COMPLIMENTS. Some people werk it.
User avatar #171 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
That was a contradiction, "I'm giving *everyone* with acne compliments." Then "*Some* people werk it." Inconsistency's in speech are a sign of dementia. I would consult a medical professional if I were you.
User avatar #176 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Well technically I am complimenting everyone with acne, because they don't know if they're in the select few.
User avatar #177 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
But to take a compliment means that you have to believe that compliment was meant for you, the parameters of the compliment are that a certain group of people can look attractive with acne. You can already eliminate those who have been told that they are not good looking with acne, you can also eliminate anyone with low self confidence because they will assume that the compliment was not directed to them, otherwise they would have high self confidence because they constantly assume compliments are directed to them. That means that only a certain amount of people are capable of taking that as a compliment.

Sorry about the monologue. I'm bored as fuck.
User avatar #178 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Fucking Moby Dick over here, I know, I'm bored too, that's the only reason I'm still replying. I
User avatar #179 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I've never read Moby Dick.. I like to think of myself as less of a Charles Dickens type writer, more of a Stephen King meets Bill Hicks.
User avatar #181 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Well, okay.
User avatar #182 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't judge me! ;(
User avatar #183 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
HEY. SHUT YO MOUTH.
User avatar #184 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I haven't opened my mouth... :) PM me, the purple lines are getting a bit numerous.
#119 - This might sound really ****** up, but I think so…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/23/2012 on What would you change? 0
User avatar #122 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
Wut
User avatar #147 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
It is what it is, okay? JUST SOMETHING I NOTICED. Don't judge me.
User avatar #148 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
Sure... sure, whatever you say crazy lady..
User avatar #157 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Oh my goodness, I am NOT crazy! I have friends that think the same thing!
User avatar #164 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I'm afraid your friends are correct, you are indeed, of the insane variety. It's all right, the world takes all kinds.. Except yours.
User avatar #169 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't judge me! :( I'M GIVING EVERYONE WITH ACNE COMPLIMENTS. Some people werk it.
User avatar #171 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
That was a contradiction, "I'm giving *everyone* with acne compliments." Then "*Some* people werk it." Inconsistency's in speech are a sign of dementia. I would consult a medical professional if I were you.
User avatar #176 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Well technically I am complimenting everyone with acne, because they don't know if they're in the select few.
User avatar #177 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
But to take a compliment means that you have to believe that compliment was meant for you, the parameters of the compliment are that a certain group of people can look attractive with acne. You can already eliminate those who have been told that they are not good looking with acne, you can also eliminate anyone with low self confidence because they will assume that the compliment was not directed to them, otherwise they would have high self confidence because they constantly assume compliments are directed to them. That means that only a certain amount of people are capable of taking that as a compliment.

Sorry about the monologue. I'm bored as fuck.
User avatar #178 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Fucking Moby Dick over here, I know, I'm bored too, that's the only reason I'm still replying. I
User avatar #179 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I've never read Moby Dick.. I like to think of myself as less of a Charles Dickens type writer, more of a Stephen King meets Bill Hicks.
User avatar #181 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Well, okay.
User avatar #182 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't judge me! ;(
User avatar #183 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
HEY. SHUT YO MOUTH.
User avatar #184 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I haven't opened my mouth... :) PM me, the purple lines are getting a bit numerous.
#63 - Mackenzie, of course. 08/23/2012 on Glasses +4
#1477 - Well, this is awkward.. 08/23/2012 on Through the fire and flames +5
#1476 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2012 on Through the fire and flames +9
User avatar #1477 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Well, this is awkward..
#162 - That's actually a pretty cool costume. 08/23/2012 on NO ONE CAN HAVE IT +1
#69 - Picture 08/22/2012 on white people +8
#385 - Picture 08/22/2012 on Never The Same +16
#94 - Picture 08/22/2012 on That moment +14
#292 - See, look what you did. fj signed me out, and it wouldn't let … 08/22/2012 on Friendzone +1
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User avatar #20 - snakefire (09/30/2013) [-]
You must get mentioned a lot.
#19 - anonymous (10/22/2012) [-]
It's a ****** up world
<3
User avatar #18 - illegalartist (10/15/2012) [-]
gotta suck going on funnyjunk these days
#17 - raybingoooo (10/14/2012) [-]
Losing someone close to you is tough, especially a best friend. If you ever need to talk to me, you can message me, if you don't, then you can tell me to gtfo.
User avatar #15 - Kelech (10/09/2012) [-]
HIA LIKE THE NEW AVATAR
#1 - Kelech (09/30/2012) [-]
HAI YOU
HAI YOU
#3 to #2 - Kelech (09/30/2012) [-]
thansks for the request i never get them hahah
thansks for the request i never get them hahah
#4 to #3 - attractive (09/30/2012) [-]
YEAH WELL. YOU KNOW. Helping people and 						****					.
YEAH WELL. YOU KNOW. Helping people and **** .
#5 to #4 - Kelech (09/30/2012) [-]
YA I LIKE TALKIN TO NEW PEOPLE
AND IS THAT YOU IN YOUR AVATAR?
#6 to #5 - attractive (09/30/2012) [-]
YEAH, IT IS.
YEAH, IT IS.
#7 to #6 - Kelech (09/30/2012) [-]
NICE ITS VERY AWESOME    
YOURE NAME IS FITTING
NICE ITS VERY AWESOME
YOURE NAME IS FITTING
User avatar #8 to #7 - attractive (09/30/2012) [-]
That gif reminds me of my cat.
#9 to #8 - Kelech (09/30/2012) [-]
haha im glad its so cute hahaha
User avatar #10 to #9 - attractive (09/30/2012) [-]
You have permission to use the chat at the bottom right hand corner of your screen in which nobody uses to contact me.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Kelech (09/30/2012) [-]
ya i would do that if it was reliable but it cuts out al lthe time when i send mesages hhaha
User avatar #12 to #11 - attractive (09/30/2012) [-]
WELL TO BAD.
User avatar #13 to #12 - Kelech (09/30/2012) [-]
AHH DANG YOU WIN
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