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I used to be friendzoned, but then funnyjunk wouldn't let me sign on. So.. Yeah.
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| #4 - 5+ internets for you. [+] (2 new replies) | 08/23/2012 on Title. | +66 |
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| #178 - Fucking Moby Dick over here, I know, I'm bored too, that's the… [+] (5 new replies) | 08/23/2012 on What would you change? | 0 |
| I've never read Moby Dick.. I like to think of myself as less of a Charles Dickens type writer, more of a Stephen King meets Bill Hicks. I haven't opened my mouth... :) PM me, the purple lines are getting a bit numerous. | ||
| #2 - Did you show him this? Did he laugh too? DID YOU SHARE THE LOVE? [+] (4 new replies) | 08/23/2012 on Title. | +130 |
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| #176 - Well technically I am complimenting everyone with acne, becaus… [+] (7 new replies) | 08/23/2012 on What would you change? | 0 |
| But to take a compliment means that you have to believe that compliment was meant for you, the parameters of the compliment are that a certain group of people can look attractive with acne. You can already eliminate those who have been told that they are not good looking with acne, you can also eliminate anyone with low self confidence because they will assume that the compliment was not directed to them, otherwise they would have high self confidence because they constantly assume compliments are directed to them. That means that only a certain amount of people are capable of taking that as a compliment. Sorry about the monologue. I'm bored as fuck. Fucking Moby Dick over here, I know, I'm bored too, that's the only reason I'm still replying. I I've never read Moby Dick.. I like to think of myself as less of a Charles Dickens type writer, more of a Stephen King meets Bill Hicks. I haven't opened my mouth... :) PM me, the purple lines are getting a bit numerous. | ||
| #169 - Don't judge me! :( I'M GIVING EVERYONE WITH ACNE COMPLIMENTS. … [+] (9 new replies) | 08/23/2012 on What would you change? | 0 |
| That was a contradiction, "I'm giving *everyone* with acne compliments." Then "*Some* people werk it." Inconsistency's in speech are a sign of dementia. I would consult a medical professional if I were you. Well technically I am complimenting everyone with acne, because they don't know if they're in the select few. But to take a compliment means that you have to believe that compliment was meant for you, the parameters of the compliment are that a certain group of people can look attractive with acne. You can already eliminate those who have been told that they are not good looking with acne, you can also eliminate anyone with low self confidence because they will assume that the compliment was not directed to them, otherwise they would have high self confidence because they constantly assume compliments are directed to them. That means that only a certain amount of people are capable of taking that as a compliment. Sorry about the monologue. I'm bored as fuck. Fucking Moby Dick over here, I know, I'm bored too, that's the only reason I'm still replying. I I've never read Moby Dick.. I like to think of myself as less of a Charles Dickens type writer, more of a Stephen King meets Bill Hicks. I haven't opened my mouth... :) PM me, the purple lines are getting a bit numerous. | ||
| #157 - Oh my goodness, I am NOT crazy! I have friends that think the … [+] (11 new replies) | 08/23/2012 on What would you change? | 0 |
| I'm afraid your friends are correct, you are indeed, of the insane variety. It's all right, the world takes all kinds.. Except yours. Don't judge me! :( I'M GIVING EVERYONE WITH ACNE COMPLIMENTS. Some people werk it. That was a contradiction, "I'm giving *everyone* with acne compliments." Then "*Some* people werk it." Inconsistency's in speech are a sign of dementia. I would consult a medical professional if I were you. Well technically I am complimenting everyone with acne, because they don't know if they're in the select few. But to take a compliment means that you have to believe that compliment was meant for you, the parameters of the compliment are that a certain group of people can look attractive with acne. You can already eliminate those who have been told that they are not good looking with acne, you can also eliminate anyone with low self confidence because they will assume that the compliment was not directed to them, otherwise they would have high self confidence because they constantly assume compliments are directed to them. That means that only a certain amount of people are capable of taking that as a compliment. Sorry about the monologue. I'm bored as fuck. Fucking Moby Dick over here, I know, I'm bored too, that's the only reason I'm still replying. I I've never read Moby Dick.. I like to think of myself as less of a Charles Dickens type writer, more of a Stephen King meets Bill Hicks. I haven't opened my mouth... :) PM me, the purple lines are getting a bit numerous. | ||
| #147 - It is what it is, okay? JUST SOMETHING I NOTICED. Don't judge me. [+] (13 new replies) | 08/23/2012 on What would you change? | 0 |
| Oh my goodness, I am NOT crazy! I have friends that think the same thing! I'm afraid your friends are correct, you are indeed, of the insane variety. It's all right, the world takes all kinds.. Except yours. Don't judge me! :( I'M GIVING EVERYONE WITH ACNE COMPLIMENTS. Some people werk it. That was a contradiction, "I'm giving *everyone* with acne compliments." Then "*Some* people werk it." Inconsistency's in speech are a sign of dementia. I would consult a medical professional if I were you. Well technically I am complimenting everyone with acne, because they don't know if they're in the select few. But to take a compliment means that you have to believe that compliment was meant for you, the parameters of the compliment are that a certain group of people can look attractive with acne. You can already eliminate those who have been told that they are not good looking with acne, you can also eliminate anyone with low self confidence because they will assume that the compliment was not directed to them, otherwise they would have high self confidence because they constantly assume compliments are directed to them. That means that only a certain amount of people are capable of taking that as a compliment. Sorry about the monologue. I'm bored as fuck. Fucking Moby Dick over here, I know, I'm bored too, that's the only reason I'm still replying. I I've never read Moby Dick.. I like to think of myself as less of a Charles Dickens type writer, more of a Stephen King meets Bill Hicks. I haven't opened my mouth... :) PM me, the purple lines are getting a bit numerous. | ||
| #119 - This might sound really fucked up, but I think some people mak… [+] (15 new replies) | 08/23/2012 on What would you change? | 0 |
| It is what it is, okay? JUST SOMETHING I NOTICED. Don't judge me. Oh my goodness, I am NOT crazy! I have friends that think the same thing! I'm afraid your friends are correct, you are indeed, of the insane variety. It's all right, the world takes all kinds.. Except yours. Don't judge me! :( I'M GIVING EVERYONE WITH ACNE COMPLIMENTS. Some people werk it. That was a contradiction, "I'm giving *everyone* with acne compliments." Then "*Some* people werk it." Inconsistency's in speech are a sign of dementia. I would consult a medical professional if I were you. Well technically I am complimenting everyone with acne, because they don't know if they're in the select few. But to take a compliment means that you have to believe that compliment was meant for you, the parameters of the compliment are that a certain group of people can look attractive with acne. You can already eliminate those who have been told that they are not good looking with acne, you can also eliminate anyone with low self confidence because they will assume that the compliment was not directed to them, otherwise they would have high self confidence because they constantly assume compliments are directed to them. That means that only a certain amount of people are capable of taking that as a compliment. Sorry about the monologue. I'm bored as fuck. Fucking Moby Dick over here, I know, I'm bored too, that's the only reason I'm still replying. I I've never read Moby Dick.. I like to think of myself as less of a Charles Dickens type writer, more of a Stephen King meets Bill Hicks. I haven't opened my mouth... :) PM me, the purple lines are getting a bit numerous. | ||
| #63 - Mackenzie, of course. | 08/23/2012 on Glasses | +4 |
| #1477 - Well, this is awkward.. | 08/23/2012 on Through the fire and flames | +5 |
| #1476 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 08/23/2012 on Through the fire and flames | +9 |
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| #162 - That's actually a pretty cool costume. | 08/23/2012 on NO ONE CAN HAVE IT | +1 |
| #69 - Picture | 08/22/2012 on white people | +8 |
| #385 - Picture | 08/22/2012 on Never The Same | +16 |
| #94 - Picture | 08/22/2012 on That moment | +14 |
| #292 - See, look what you did. fj signed me out, and it wouldn't let … | 08/22/2012 on Friendzone | +1 |
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raybingoooo (10/14/2012) [-]
Losing someone close to you is tough, especially a best friend. If you ever need to talk to me, you can message me, if you don't, then you can tell me to gtfo.

