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| Date Signed Up: | 12/18/2011 |
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| Comment Ranking: | #265 |
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| Highest Comment Rank: | #267 |
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| Comment Level Progress: | 36.3% (363/1000) Level 319 Comments: Wizard → Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs |
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| Total Comments Made: | 5317 |
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latest user's comments
| #16 - >that ******* picture you're my hero [+] (1 new reply) | 11/30/2015 on Make a wish | +1 |
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| #1355285 - >ganker >bowing before a fight that's kinda cont… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | +2 |
| They're just being assholes and disrespecting PvP etiquette. | ||
| #1355284 - Well you don't have to grind unless keeper is literally the on… | 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| #1355281 - okay then, let me propose another method >literally git… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
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| #1355278 - >shops can spawn with blood banks >temperance cards … [+] (4 new replies) | 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
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| #1355273 - >maggie >pretty much guaranteed piggy bank and/or nu… [+] (6 new replies) | 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
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| #9 - I have a bad sense of humor when it gets to alcohol because my… [+] (7 new replies) | 11/30/2015 on "Insert Garfield Joke" | +5 |
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iderpedintofj (12/01/2015) [-] I'm over 30 and this doesn't change. Why don't you get schmammered with them and let them take care of you for a change? You wouldn't know a good time if it knocked you out and stole your kidney. I was just going to say "yeah, but I'm probably a lot older than you". Yeah - I didn't really start drinking/smoking/using drugs until after uni, so was already pretty mature. But it's a joke site, man. If you don't feel right pressuring your young friends to drink more, don't do it. Wait until they're older. I actually recently hung out with 14-year-olds who were smoking and drinking. And they were all trying to brag about how much they smoke and drink and have sex, and I was like "guys, just chill! Have a few beers and smokes once in a while, but you should really concentrate on other things at the moment so you can be like me and get a sweet job and see the world. THEN you can get shit-faced after work with your buddies - especially cuz then you can afford it". Anyway, to each his own. Cheers! | ||
| #7 - Well if someone can't handle a regular pint but want a shnitt … [+] (9 new replies) | 11/30/2015 on "Insert Garfield Joke" | 0 |
| I have a bad sense of humor when it gets to alcohol because my friends usually taunt each other to the point that they get shitfaced and I end up with the responsibility of making sure they get home safe. I guess you don't have that kind of issue at the age of 30 because your friends aren't manchildren #23 -
iderpedintofj (12/01/2015) [-] I'm over 30 and this doesn't change. Why don't you get schmammered with them and let them take care of you for a change? You wouldn't know a good time if it knocked you out and stole your kidney. I was just going to say "yeah, but I'm probably a lot older than you". Yeah - I didn't really start drinking/smoking/using drugs until after uni, so was already pretty mature. But it's a joke site, man. If you don't feel right pressuring your young friends to drink more, don't do it. Wait until they're older. I actually recently hung out with 14-year-olds who were smoking and drinking. And they were all trying to brag about how much they smoke and drink and have sex, and I was like "guys, just chill! Have a few beers and smokes once in a while, but you should really concentrate on other things at the moment so you can be like me and get a sweet job and see the world. THEN you can get shit-faced after work with your buddies - especially cuz then you can afford it". Anyway, to each his own. Cheers! | ||
| #5 - >insulting people based on alcohol tolerances [+] (13 new replies) | 11/30/2015 on "Insert Garfield Joke" | +70 |
| I have a bad sense of humor when it gets to alcohol because my friends usually taunt each other to the point that they get shitfaced and I end up with the responsibility of making sure they get home safe. I guess you don't have that kind of issue at the age of 30 because your friends aren't manchildren #23 -
iderpedintofj (12/01/2015) [-] I'm over 30 and this doesn't change. Why don't you get schmammered with them and let them take care of you for a change? You wouldn't know a good time if it knocked you out and stole your kidney. I was just going to say "yeah, but I'm probably a lot older than you". Yeah - I didn't really start drinking/smoking/using drugs until after uni, so was already pretty mature. But it's a joke site, man. If you don't feel right pressuring your young friends to drink more, don't do it. Wait until they're older. I actually recently hung out with 14-year-olds who were smoking and drinking. And they were all trying to brag about how much they smoke and drink and have sex, and I was like "guys, just chill! Have a few beers and smokes once in a while, but you should really concentrate on other things at the moment so you can be like me and get a sweet job and see the world. THEN you can get shit-faced after work with your buddies - especially cuz then you can afford it". Anyway, to each his own. Cheers! | ||
| #1355263 - >lost starts with holy mantle now how dare you ****… [+] (8 new replies) | 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
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| #12 - You can't really do anything about the toxicity other than dea… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/30/2015 on (untitled) | +1 |
| #12 - I wish to take one for the team and prevent all the wishes fro… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/30/2015 on Make a wish | +1 |
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stanleythewhite (11/30/2015) [-] "That wish-!... If that wish comes true, we won't just be talking temporal manipulation anymore! You'd be opposing the very laws of causality themselves! Do you really wish to become a god? You will cease to exist in all points of time. No one will even remember you existed. You will be only known as a some kind of Law of Nature that lets wishes to come true. You will carry on your eternal duty to undo twists and protect wishes to be corrupted. And no one will ever thank you for it." "Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. --As long as you remember this, you are not alone." | ||
| #10 - Considering his tweets are strong enough to create facts this … | 11/30/2015 on pls no | 0 |
| #2 - says the guy sexually attracted to blue, mutated axolotls [+] (1 new reply) | 11/30/2015 on Vintage Cards | +2 |
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| #10 - >by Calvin Klein I want to nominate this for Dankest Me… | 11/30/2015 on (untitled) | +13 |
| #11 - >211k 5.56 ammo That's dedication. | 11/30/2015 on just some weapons mods done... | 0 |
| #8 - Well, you're on Funnyjunk. [+] (3 new replies) | 11/30/2015 on (untitled) | +8 |
| You can't really do anything about the toxicity other than dealing with it. The freedom is what makes this shithole great, even if it is a nuisance from time to time. though i do wish that certain people would stop using it to promote their own political and sociological views/agenda. | ||
| #3 - >one instance that might actually require circumcision for … [+] (8 new replies) | 11/30/2015 on Old Image | +54 |
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anon (12/01/2015) [-] America is fucking retarded. I'm non-circumsizd eurofag and I have no penile issues whatsoever. There isn't really any reason (except for a couple of medical exceptions) to circumsize, yet you cut off young boy's foreskins more often than Muslims in the Middle East yell Allahu Akbar. And don't give me this cleanliness benefit bullshit, if you clean your penis well every day in the shower, you won't have any problems. #27 -
idkwhattonamethis (12/01/2015) [-] Keep in mind there's a lot of neckbeards out there that don't bathe everyday, don't you think their penises will get infected? #39 -
idkwhattonamethis (12/01/2015) [-] oops didn't mean to hit reply so soon, but it's like vaccines how did we get so far w/o vaccines? #21 -
anon (12/01/2015) [-] Except that you're a limp white boy turned on by Big Black Cock ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | ||
| #8 - Mosques aren't required for Islam, their biggest role is actin… [+] (5 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on good dog | 0 |
| mosques are required...especially for Friday prayers. just like Churches are required on Sundays for christians #20 -
anon (11/29/2015) [-] Let's count how many people yelled allahu akbar and murdered innocent people and how many yelled..... whatever the fuck is it christians yell and murdered innocent people. Is it perhaps because the majority of christians have adapted to a modern world where you mustn't blindly follow millennia old manuscripts? Oh wait. Facts. The kryptonite to faggots like you. #14 -
nationalanthem (11/29/2015) [-] Churches are the Anti-Christ.. Jesus said that prayer should be an intimate conversation between you and god, he said you were to go to your private chambers to communicate with god.. hate that people like you are out there.. "OK.. But we're not any better! in fact we(whites,christians,men) are even worse!!" ugh you make me sick | ||
| #4 - Picture [+] (4 new replies) | 11/28/2015 on No thanks | +3 |
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heyyoutoo (11/29/2015) [-] I have to apologize, i actually thought that Attifyon posted the article about the airliner that we 100% know for sure was shot down by Russian military. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Air_Lines_Flight_007 This is the one i was thinking about. Also, do you really think that some random Russian SAM operator can shoot down planes without permission? | ||
| #24 - That might mostly be due to the fact that a good portion of th… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/27/2015 on Putin's reaction | 0 |
| #2 - Why live? What's the point of it all when we're eventually gon… [+] (6 new replies) | 11/27/2015 on Cool transitions | +82 |
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| #26 - >not liking redheaded turbomilf You enjoy getting power… [+] (7 new replies) | 11/27/2015 on Fallout 4: Possible Heavy... | +13 |
| Trick question. cant equip powerfists with powerarmor. 2muchpowah I like the Brotherhood. Plus his name is a bit similar to mine. Also I like his coat | ||
| #15 - Its original was some sort of sea serpent thing, MLP version i… | 11/27/2015 on The Test | +3 |
| #15 - Not to get too conspiracy theorist up in here, but countries t… [+] (4 new replies) | 11/27/2015 on Putin's reaction | 0 |
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attifyon (11/27/2015) [-] That might mostly be due to the fact that a good portion of the Aegean Islands region is supposed to be a grey zone but both sides seem to see certain areas of the region as their own but they don't seem to acknowledge each others' visions regarding the whole ordeal, and naturally don't see themselves as invading airspace. | ||
