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#11 - Jesus ******* Christ, mate. You had one job.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on HR in a nutshell +101
#12 - redwallpaper (09/29/2014) [-]
12th, how did you mess that up bruv, you had one job.
#9 - You know a food fight got extreme when someone throws a table … 09/27/2014 on Food Fights in Africa are... +2
#2 - Who's the one attacking weakpoints now, bitches? 09/22/2014 on PEW PEW!! FUCK 'EM WEEABOOS!! +42
#7 - The description seems a bit backwards.  [+] (12 new replies) 09/22/2014 on A new tradition whenever I... +85
User avatar #103 - Zacman (09/23/2014) [-]
No one fucking gets this, he means the old phones are better than the Iphones. Probably not what he meant.. But Muh Samsungs
#107 - iguanasandicecream (09/23/2014) [-]
YOU GOT IT, omg I didn't think it would fly over every bodies head, Nokia master race
User avatar #110 - Zacman (09/23/2014) [-]
IGUANASANDICECREAM
#112 - iguanasandicecream (09/23/2014) [-]
YAY <3 got my first colored text
User avatar #113 - Zacman (09/23/2014) [-]
I've never had one..
#114 - iguanasandicecream (09/23/2014) [-]
The way this site works all you have to do is repost I mean make OC
User avatar #115 - Zacman (09/23/2014) [-]
You don't understand how autistic I am.
User avatar #104 - Zacman (09/23/2014) [-]
Also
User avatar #95 - penileburglar (09/23/2014) [-]
It works fine the way he said it as long as you transfer the picture to the new phone, and that lets you actually show the new phone, too.
User avatar #36 - comicsansisback (09/22/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure he meant that he used the previous phone to take a picture of his newest one to show it because you kind of can't take a picture of a phone with a phone.
#33 - GEARBOY (09/22/2014) [-]
#9 - jtblip (09/22/2014) [-]
Thank you, that was fucking with my head so hard.
#79 - You're underestimating SJWs. 09/22/2014 on Anon explains why 8chan is... +2
#8 - "Under the Taliban, bacha bazi was declared homosexual in…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Top kek +1
User avatar #100 - schnizel (09/22/2014) [-]
So?
User avatar #9 - schnizel (09/21/2014) [-]
Do Taliban rule Pakistan?
www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-28939089
Also, you have been enriched.
#6 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Top kek +4
User avatar #7 - schnizel (09/21/2014) [-]
One culture is still alive. Guess which one?
User avatar #8 - attifyon (09/21/2014) [-]
"Under the Taliban, bacha bazi was declared homosexual in nature, and therefore banned"
I'd argue neither, but I haven't been to either of these places and any argument I'd put would be gathered from the internet.
User avatar #100 - schnizel (09/22/2014) [-]
So?
User avatar #9 - schnizel (09/21/2014) [-]
Do Taliban rule Pakistan?
www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-28939089
Also, you have been enriched.
#60 - I'm just gonna be the devil's advocate and say this: if black …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/20/2014 on ouch +17
User avatar #96 - bastardusnorvegi (09/20/2014) [-]
well i have to do national service this year and my sister doesn't so i can complain
#87 - schnizel (09/20/2014) [-]
They can complain, but I don't give a shit. But men don't complain about going to war, because that's what we do and I would too if a war started here. Because, going to war is a fine privilege man have.
User avatar #88 - schnizel (09/20/2014) [-]
men*
User avatar #75 - xxhadesflamesxx (09/20/2014) [-]
oh also the draft
even though its unlikely it could still happen
User avatar #74 - xxhadesflamesxx (09/20/2014) [-]
true but she was generalizing men as a whole and women as a whole so I would say that it would be fine
#62 - anonexplains (09/20/2014) [-]
you think the poster was raped? we talk about what can guys and girls go through over their life, black ppl allowed to complain about history just can't blame other white ppl for them if they didn't have slaves
#1060859 - I'm much more hyped about the grinder. Borderlands needed some…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1060983 - rawrb (09/19/2014) [-]
oh yeah dude finally
#1054782 - >a hybrid of fungus and animal >photosynthesize lel 09/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1054724 - >3 wrong words leave 09/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#3 - Yeah, slightly 09/08/2014 on I am slightly frightened 0
#31 - Terror: a policy of political repression and violence intended…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Rused Again +22
User avatar #116 - schnizel (09/08/2014) [-]
What the weeaboo said.
User avatar #64 - bestfoxgirl (09/08/2014) [-]
1. "Islamic doctrine of deception"
2. "Lying in islam which is permitted..."

It's not about the fact that there is a word for it. It's about the fact that it's exclusive for islam. The word "Terror" doesn't mean "an English policy of political repression"
#33 - I guess it's more related to the position of the light, but I …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on DYK Comp #34 +5
#34 - fuzzysixx (09/06/2014) [-]
There are people that aren't dogs on the internet!?!
#22 - Stray dogs are usually adapted to these kinds of situations. …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2014 on DYK Comp #34 +6
User avatar #29 - fuzzysixx (09/06/2014) [-]
Can dogs actually see Green, or do they just know where the position of the light is?
User avatar #33 - attifyon (09/06/2014) [-]
I guess it's more related to the position of the light, but I don't really know.
You see, I'm not a dog.
#34 - fuzzysixx (09/06/2014) [-]
There are people that aren't dogs on the internet!?!
User avatar #27 - antisocialtwilight (09/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's basic classical or operant, I forget which is which conditioning. Put in bottle, get food. Action, stimulus.
#1048912 - Because some people enjoy accomplishing things other than maki…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1048914 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
i just like how it looks
#1048895 - I don't have to, I got robots doing it for me, and a computer …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1048898 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
tfw they will make a computer in minecraft and i will just stand in front of my monitor and ask

why
User avatar #1048912 - attifyon (09/05/2014) [-]
Because some people enjoy accomplishing things other than making a pair of wings and hallowed armor. I ask the same to people who keep praising Terraria for it's sandboxiness even though that part of the game is extremely lackluster, and it focuses entirely on RPG-like gear progression with some mining and crafting added in as flavor. The game would've been just as fine if the cavern generation was made so you never had to dig a tunnel to find ores and mining blocks other than ores took really, really long. It'd also encourage exploring rather than just "hellevating"
User avatar #1048914 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
i just like how it looks
#1048891 - >implying mods can't add content lel Enjoy your rid…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1048962 - rafeky (09/05/2014) [-]
that sounded so lame i uninstalled minecraft
#1048892 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
have fun doing all that farming brah
User avatar #1048895 - attifyon (09/05/2014) [-]
I don't have to, I got robots doing it for me, and a computer that crafts shit for me.
All I do is determine what I want done and artificial intelligence takes care of the menial labor.
have fun farming all them souls just to make some retarded wings and a sword, brah
User avatar #1048898 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
tfw they will make a computer in minecraft and i will just stand in front of my monitor and ask

why
User avatar #1048912 - attifyon (09/05/2014) [-]
Because some people enjoy accomplishing things other than making a pair of wings and hallowed armor. I ask the same to people who keep praising Terraria for it's sandboxiness even though that part of the game is extremely lackluster, and it focuses entirely on RPG-like gear progression with some mining and crafting added in as flavor. The game would've been just as fine if the cavern generation was made so you never had to dig a tunnel to find ores and mining blocks other than ores took really, really long. It'd also encourage exploring rather than just "hellevating"
User avatar #1048914 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
i just like how it looks
#1048866 - No it's minecraft 09/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1048865 - Modded minecraft > modded terraria > modless terraria &g…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1048886 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
>mods

that is like saying i like my games full of bugs because the community will fix my shit
#1048891 - attifyon (09/05/2014) [-]
>implying mods can't add content
lel
Enjoy your ridiculously linear, repetitive and low replayability value ant farm.
Meanwhile I'll make a particle accelerator to make some anti-matter bombs so I can take revenge on Walkers by removing their fortress from existence.
User avatar #1048962 - rafeky (09/05/2014) [-]
that sounded so lame i uninstalled minecraft
#1048892 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
have fun doing all that farming brah
User avatar #1048895 - attifyon (09/05/2014) [-]
I don't have to, I got robots doing it for me, and a computer that crafts shit for me.
All I do is determine what I want done and artificial intelligence takes care of the menial labor.
have fun farming all them souls just to make some retarded wings and a sword, brah
User avatar #1048898 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
tfw they will make a computer in minecraft and i will just stand in front of my monitor and ask

why
User avatar #1048912 - attifyon (09/05/2014) [-]
Because some people enjoy accomplishing things other than making a pair of wings and hallowed armor. I ask the same to people who keep praising Terraria for it's sandboxiness even though that part of the game is extremely lackluster, and it focuses entirely on RPG-like gear progression with some mining and crafting added in as flavor. The game would've been just as fine if the cavern generation was made so you never had to dig a tunnel to find ores and mining blocks other than ores took really, really long. It'd also encourage exploring rather than just "hellevating"
User avatar #1048914 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
i just like how it looks
#1048844 - You see those bows? They're made of Bloodwood; which is a …  [+] (18 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1048850 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
terraria>minecraft
i'll need some alcohol for that cut
User avatar #1048865 - attifyon (09/05/2014) [-]
Modded minecraft > modded terraria > modless terraria > modless minecraft
#1048886 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
>mods

that is like saying i like my games full of bugs because the community will fix my shit
#1048891 - attifyon (09/05/2014) [-]
>implying mods can't add content
lel
Enjoy your ridiculously linear, repetitive and low replayability value ant farm.
Meanwhile I'll make a particle accelerator to make some anti-matter bombs so I can take revenge on Walkers by removing their fortress from existence.
User avatar #1048962 - rafeky (09/05/2014) [-]
that sounded so lame i uninstalled minecraft
#1048892 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
have fun doing all that farming brah
User avatar #1048895 - attifyon (09/05/2014) [-]
I don't have to, I got robots doing it for me, and a computer that crafts shit for me.
All I do is determine what I want done and artificial intelligence takes care of the menial labor.
have fun farming all them souls just to make some retarded wings and a sword, brah
User avatar #1048898 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
tfw they will make a computer in minecraft and i will just stand in front of my monitor and ask

why
User avatar #1048912 - attifyon (09/05/2014) [-]
Because some people enjoy accomplishing things other than making a pair of wings and hallowed armor. I ask the same to people who keep praising Terraria for it's sandboxiness even though that part of the game is extremely lackluster, and it focuses entirely on RPG-like gear progression with some mining and crafting added in as flavor. The game would've been just as fine if the cavern generation was made so you never had to dig a tunnel to find ores and mining blocks other than ores took really, really long. It'd also encourage exploring rather than just "hellevating"
User avatar #1048914 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
i just like how it looks
User avatar #1048863 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
noobnage I knew I loved you
User avatar #1048887 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
i'd love me
#1048888 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
what's that nooobnage? you want my blobs?
User avatar #1048889 - noobnage (09/05/2014) [-]
i wanna fin those blobs
User avatar #1048890 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
D:
#1048847 - anonexplains (09/05/2014) [-]
mincraft very cool
User avatar #1048845 - leadstriker (09/05/2014) [-]
what is this 2012?
User avatar #1048866 - attifyon (09/05/2014) [-]
No it's minecraft
#1048023 - I have too much experience that I don't want to lose because I… 09/04/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1048016 - So I just synthesized cocaine hydrochloride in Minecraft, and …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1048020 - rakdinas (09/04/2014) [-]
wouldnt death fix this issue? should reset status effects. also try a bucket of milk
User avatar #1048023 - attifyon (09/04/2014) [-]
I have too much experience that I don't want to lose because I'm trying to get myself a good bow. Also, my base is at bedrock level inside a massive cave under a jungle island, so I probably won't find any milk soon. But I might be able to synthesize that as well, it's worth a try.
#12 - This had to be done and you know it  [+] (28 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Facebook kids +330
#202 - ffinfinity (09/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #170 - deathspawn (09/05/2014) [-]
It actually is a pretty good running song
#164 - toostonedtopost (09/05/2014) [-]
Contained Darude - Sandstorm

Gets thumbs. Congrats to the most boring techno song on the planet.
User avatar #147 - nthree (09/05/2014) [-]
Darude Airhorn Found his song.
#141 - Smashyy (09/05/2014) [-]
Can you explain to me why people keep spamming this song to everyone else.. it's like when "The Game" used to be spammed every 3 posts now
#195 - teddybearlove (09/05/2014) [-]
The name of this song was played during a DOTA 2 gameplay by some guy. people would ask for the name of the song and it would be answered. Of course other gameplay makers would have their own music playing and again people would ask for the source of the song. the answer would still be Darude - Sandstorm even if it wasn't correct to continue the Darude question and answer going. Great i lost...
#214 - Smashyy (09/05/2014) [-]
So basically the answer to my question is .. Draude - Sandstorm
User avatar #215 - teddybearlove (09/05/2014) [-]
Yes
#197 - teddybearlove (09/05/2014) [-]
as i look back at my comment it solidifies my need to re-read everything i type. just to make sure something like That NEVER happens again.
#132 - bbarkz (09/05/2014) [-]
Song? and seriously dont say that stupid ass "Darude- sandstorm" shit its annoying
#205 - magaion (09/05/2014) [-]
sad part is that is actually what it is but ya that shit getting annoying
#191 - megiddo (09/05/2014) [-]
Sarude - Dandstorm
User avatar #97 - baykhal (09/04/2014) [-]
sad thing is i didnt even recognize the thumbnail
#54 - dross (09/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #194 - imabeagoodguy (09/05/2014) [-]
Can anyone give me sauce on this? I see it everywhere
#116 - antideadra (09/04/2014) [-]
Dance part?
#21 - applescryatnight (09/04/2014) [-]
i changed tabs while listening to this song.
when the dogs started barking i was majorly freaked out.
#17 - onlylettersyousay (09/04/2014) [-]
You saw the chance, and you took it.
User avatar #14 - andywazowski (09/04/2014) [-]
Name of the song?

yeah...sorry
#204 - anonexplains (09/05/2014) [-]
Muse - Supermassive Black Hole
#186 - twotwelve (09/05/2014) [-]
Danice - Snowstorm
User avatar #153 - AnomynousUser (09/05/2014) [-]
No Pico - Boku
User avatar #150 - oceanfrank (09/05/2014) [-]
battletoads pause music
User avatar #143 - Lloydles (09/05/2014) [-]
Scone by Briefcase Potato
User avatar #134 - swagfagit (09/05/2014) [-]
blood on the dance floor- candyland
User avatar #40 - kellzzzz (09/04/2014) [-]
tyrone-niggerstorm
User avatar #16 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
The rude man - dusty weather
#1047760 - EdwardNigma is one of the chillest people on this board, you … 09/04/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0

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User avatar #8 - attifyon (07/02/2014) [-]
**attifyon rolls 22,901** hmm
User avatar #4 - funnyjunknerdd (11/17/2012) [-]
Do you need those items? :D
User avatar #1 - attifyon (10/04/2012) [-]
*profile comment masturbation*
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