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#999097 - >it's a mesmerize, not a stun >Geb's ultimate also h…  [+] (26 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #999099 - ramerez (07/09/2014) [-]
Geb only does 35% damage now.
User avatar #999098 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
What the fuck is the difference between a stun and a mesmerize?
>It's his ultinatem if course it's supposed to damage. It's not 50% of the target's HP. It's their CURRENT health too.
>I'm talking about the stun.
>Kumba can use it when he's dead.
I'm not sure what you're trying to point out here, but it's stupid.
I'm STILL talking about the stun/mesmerizie. The fucking 3 seconds compared to 1,8 seconds.
What other AOE stun should I compare it to? It's his 3rd fucking ability with 15 seconds cooldown.
User avatar #999100 - ramerez (07/09/2014) [-]
stun means the person is stuck there no matter what. A mesmerize means they are stuck there until damage.
User avatar #999101 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
I see.
Hardly makes a difference. Especially since you can also just use the purification beads to get out of that one ultimate and have the beads ready again when the stun ultimate is up.
Unlike with kumba.
User avatar #999104 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
>hardly makes a difference
With any god that deals DoT damage (Arachne, Ao Kuang, Ah Muzen Cab etc.), mesmerize is basically a 0.1 second stun.
It is a strong ability, but still not more powerful than Geb's ultimate, or Ymir's stun.
User avatar #999105 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
>With any god that doesn't deal DoT damage mesmerize is basically fucking brutal.
It is when it comes to time.
User avatar #999106 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
You keep saying that his mesmerize is ridiculous, but it really isn't. Sure, 3 seconds of immobility can be harmful, but any damage breaks it and there's a %95 chance that someone will break the mesmerize.
If the enemy team stands inside Ao's tornado until it disappears and don't even bother with dodging his ultimate, even the tank would survive with little health left. Fucking overpowered, I tell you.
User avatar #999112 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
No, you don't understand how powerful it is when he damages a lot himself too.
Fucking mesmerize. Fucking team gets loads of time to aim their DOT or just strong abilities. Fucking rooted with the big ass hammer. Mesmerize ready again. 95% bullshit statistic. It really is.
#999167 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
>implying your ranking is high enough to get matched against a team that doesn't break mesmerize the moment Kumbha puts it
lel
You're still saying "look at how fucking powerful this ability can be" when that level of coordination is seen only on pro level. Yes, it can be powerful, but no, you will most likely never get obliterated like that. And you can always use beads to get out, but that doesn't mean you have to stand around for another 15 seconds and give them another shot at raping your asshole while you're sleeping.
Stop acting like a bitch if you don't want to end up dead like a bitch.
User avatar #999168 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
"You will never"
Except I just had a match like that.
It's not like he can initiate again or run to you or blink with an item or any of that amirite.
but I bet every player is also too stupid at my level to even use that amirite.
Stop being a retard.
#999170 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
Wow.
You are literally too dumb to insult.
All I can say at this point is: if you can't learn from your own mistakes, nobody else can learn for you.
Or you can just keep complaining and hope that everything but the god you play gets nerfed so you can become successful without even bothering.
Whichever one helps you sleep at night.
#999172 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Are you fucking stupid?
I'm saying they were a bit too generous with the mesmerize even IF you have a stupid team that breaks it.
If so, what the fuck is the problem if they take half a second or one second off of it? No one is going to use the full 3 seconds anyway, right? Fucking retard. All you do is think you're right from a theoretical point of view.
Where as I just fucking played a match where the mesmerize obliterated the entire team because everyone was mesmerized for a whole fucking 3 seconds constantly. Giving them time to use their abilities properly and apply all sorts of DOTS.
If you're too stupid to realize what critique is, instead of finding excuses to avoid something, then I don't even know man. You're just too stupid.
User avatar #999174 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
So you're saying your entire team stood close enough and didn't even respond to Kumbhakarna walking up to you and mesmerizing all of you, resulting in your entire team getting destroyed?
keep saying "im not retarded, you are retarded!", maybe it will come true.
User avatar #999175 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Funny, that goes for you too.
User avatar #999182 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
Except I called you retarded before you started to call me retarded.
User avatar #999183 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that you are one.
User avatar #999269 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
omg can't you guys see you're tearing this family apart
User avatar #999276 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm not related with that degenerate.
User avatar #999280 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
#999186 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
I can feel Down syndrome developing in my body.
Can you feel yours disappearing?
User avatar #999135 - tentaquil (07/09/2014) [-]
Consider this: Kumba is a support tank, his CC is INSANE as fuck. but his damage is like trying to break the great wall of china with a plastic spoon
User avatar #999271 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
i did that once
User avatar #999102 - ramerez (07/09/2014) [-]
You can beads the geb ult but still 35% damage. You can also beads Kumba mez also.
User avatar #999103 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Yeah you can, but that's a huge fucking waste because it has a huge cooldown compared to kumba's mere 15 seconds.

You can use the thing that makes you invulnerable against Geb's damage.
User avatar #999108 - ramerez (07/09/2014) [-]
aegis. That will basically be you stunning yourself because you are stuck there for 1-2 seconds without taking damage. If you use the aegis pendent you still get stunned
User avatar #999113 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Difference is that you don't take damage. What would you rather? 1,8 seconds stun + damage or 1-2 seconds stun, but invulnerable to ALL damage?
#997545 - >casual look no further  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #997546 - leadstriker (07/07/2014) [-]
chill nigga
this ain't starcraft
User avatar #997559 - adunsaveme (07/07/2014) [-]
you fucking what
#10 - You see, it is a joke.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on title +60
#11 - anonymous (07/07/2014) [-]
Like his dreams.
#997129 - >gorilladin is thumbing everyone down Didn't your mothe… 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#995103 - Now it's scientifically proven. 07/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#995098 - Funny stuff coming from a babby that can't joust because of 250 ping.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #995099 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
y-you too
#995097 - giantorangutan confirmed for not babby tentaquil confirme…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #995101 - noobnage (07/05/2014) [-]
>tentaquil confirmed for massive babby overlord
when was tentaquil not a babby?
User avatar #995103 - attifyon (07/05/2014) [-]
Now it's scientifically proven.
#995081 - Prove me wrong, then COME FITE ME  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #995083 - giantorangutan (07/05/2014) [-]
ooh i wanna spectate!!
User avatar #995082 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
you never even confirm my request you stupid twat
#995079 - stfu babby  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #995080 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #995081 - attifyon (07/05/2014) [-]
Prove me wrong, then
COME FITE ME
User avatar #995083 - giantorangutan (07/05/2014) [-]
ooh i wanna spectate!!
User avatar #995082 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
you never even confirm my request you stupid twat
#995077 - Entire NA is confirmed for babbies who can't into joust  [+] (6 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #995078 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
stfu nerd
User avatar #995079 - attifyon (07/05/2014) [-]
stfu babby
User avatar #995080 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #995081 - attifyon (07/05/2014) [-]
Prove me wrong, then
COME FITE ME
User avatar #995083 - giantorangutan (07/05/2014) [-]
ooh i wanna spectate!!
User avatar #995082 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
you never even confirm my request you stupid twat
#995073 - 1v1 me, once on EU and once on NA IGN is Afatsum  [+] (8 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#995075 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
ill 1v1 you when im finished fucking ur mum
#995077 - attifyon (07/05/2014) [-]
Entire NA is confirmed for babbies who can't into joust
User avatar #995078 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
stfu nerd
User avatar #995079 - attifyon (07/05/2014) [-]
stfu babby
User avatar #995080 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #995081 - attifyon (07/05/2014) [-]
Prove me wrong, then
COME FITE ME
User avatar #995083 - giantorangutan (07/05/2014) [-]
ooh i wanna spectate!!
User avatar #995082 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
you never even confirm my request you stupid twat
#995058 - There are players, but everyone is NA and they all suck  [+] (13 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #995072 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
shut up fag you haven't even played with us you stupid loner
User avatar #995074 - giantorangutan (07/05/2014) [-]
it seems like there already a group then ... well i want in!!
#995073 - attifyon (07/05/2014) [-]
1v1 me, once on EU and once on NA
IGN is Afatsum
#995075 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
ill 1v1 you when im finished fucking ur mum
#995077 - attifyon (07/05/2014) [-]
Entire NA is confirmed for babbies who can't into joust
User avatar #995078 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
stfu nerd
User avatar #995079 - attifyon (07/05/2014) [-]
stfu babby
User avatar #995080 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #995081 - attifyon (07/05/2014) [-]
Prove me wrong, then
COME FITE ME
User avatar #995083 - giantorangutan (07/05/2014) [-]
ooh i wanna spectate!!
User avatar #995082 - tentaquil (07/05/2014) [-]
you never even confirm my request you stupid twat
User avatar #995065 - giantorangutan (07/05/2014) [-]
lol im NA to ... i really dont care if you suck either just looking for some peeps to play with is all
User avatar #995064 - luckyshotdk (07/05/2014) [-]
Don't be so hard on yourself, games can be hard
#994314 - I couldn't get into Bladewolf's for some reason. Might be beca… 07/04/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#994138 - No problem mate. 07/04/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#994136 - Physique wise, some races have more customization than others,…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #994137 - trollypollyz (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks for the help
User avatar #994138 - attifyon (07/04/2014) [-]
No problem mate.
#994119 - 10/10 game Most hardcore MMO I've ever seen, even trash mo…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #994126 - trollypollyz (07/04/2014) [-]
And how about character customization? Is it easy to make your character look different? Such as with different gear and just their looks in general?
User avatar #994136 - attifyon (07/04/2014) [-]
Physique wise, some races have more customization than others, but it's mostly enough.
And you can set up costume sets that change how you look, and you can guess how that works. But if you like how a gear looks, you can use it as a costume, as there is no limitations. For example, Aurins can't choose a class that can wear heavy armor but I keep seeing Aurins that wear Engineer armor sets and they look like robots.
You can also dye your costumes, and each armor has three "slots" that can be dyed, that affects different parts. For example, one slot can affect the entire suit, another slot can affect the gilded parts and buttons, and another can affect the areas with thicker cloth/leather etc.
User avatar #994137 - trollypollyz (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks for the help
User avatar #994138 - attifyon (07/04/2014) [-]
No problem mate.
#993246 - I keep asking a similar question. Only it's "why did …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +6
User avatar #995052 - fuzzypickles (07/05/2014) [-]
I hardly play it anymore ever since i completed my retro set up
#993245 - Congrats on being at least below average at vidya gaems.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #993259 - fapperdefap (07/03/2014) [-]
that wasn't the point
#993213 - The shield idea is really nice IMO, but it really needs the re…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #993219 - tylosaurus (07/03/2014) [-]
Exactly what I think too.
#993127 - Nice text colour.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #993148 - sonnyboii (07/03/2014) [-]
#993124 - >playing Wildstar >going through Skullcano, one of t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#993143 - noobnage (07/03/2014) [-]
the russians
#993132 - awesomedewd (07/03/2014) [-]
the tank
#993141 - noobnage has deleted their comment.
#992295 - Just go to Sanctuary, check weapon vendors, look for Michael M…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992297 - adunsaveme (07/02/2014) [-]
I use magic missile. It's cool.
User avatar #992329 - danield (07/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #992330 - adunsaveme (07/02/2014) [-]
cocka doodly doodly doo what
User avatar #992306 - tentaquil (07/02/2014) [-]
magic missile magimagic mismagic missilmagic missile magic
#992287 - Get a Jakobs shotgun with the quad barrel, and a slag grenade.…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992289 - adunsaveme (07/02/2014) [-]
"How to beat an enemy - be lucky and get this one single gun out of thousands"?
User avatar #992295 - attifyon (07/02/2014) [-]
Just go to Sanctuary, check weapon vendors, look for Michael Mamaril, exit and get back into the game if you can't find it. It doesn't have to be a good shotgun, even a green would suffice.
And if you don't have a slag grenade by the time you start DLCs just kill yourself.
User avatar #992297 - adunsaveme (07/02/2014) [-]
I use magic missile. It's cool.
User avatar #992329 - danield (07/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #992330 - adunsaveme (07/02/2014) [-]
cocka doodly doodly doo what
User avatar #992306 - tentaquil (07/02/2014) [-]
magic missile magimagic mismagic missilmagic missile magic
#992280 - Shit, man, it's been a while. As I said, I barely remember the… 07/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#992272 - Keep in mind that I've completed both before, it's just that t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #992275 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/02/2014) [-]
you played them... why are you even asking?
my recommendation was for someone who has never played them.
if your just replaying stuff it doesnt matter, just whatever you want to do
User avatar #992280 - attifyon (07/02/2014) [-]
Shit, man, it's been a while. As I said, I barely remember the gameplay differences, I just remember the story differences.
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User avatar #8 - attifyon (07/02/2014) [-]
**attifyon rolls 22,901** hmm
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