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#16 - >that ******* picture you're my hero  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on Make a wish +1
#18 - stanleythewhite (11/30/2015) [-]
That was truly the most altruistic wish I can think of. You deserve it.
#1355285 - >ganker >bowing before a fight that's kinda cont…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +2
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#1355482 - blazingsoul (12/01/2015) [-]
They're just being assholes and disrespecting PvP etiquette.
#1355284 - Well you don't have to grind unless keeper is literally the on… 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1355281 - okay then, let me propose another method >literally git…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1355282 - Gonnafly (11/30/2015) [-]
Okay while we're proposing methods, how about,.
>Not make the greed machine grinding bullshit

Skill has nothing to do with it, I don't want to be force to play greed mode 50 times and have it break after 10 coins each time.
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#1355284 - attifyon (11/30/2015) [-]
Well you don't have to grind unless keeper is literally the only character you haven't completed.
You can just hold R until you get holy mantle on your first item room because that's not grinding :^)
#1355278 - >shops can spawn with blood banks >temperance cards …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1355279 - Gonnafly (11/30/2015) [-]
>not anymore they can't
>only spawn demon beggars in greed mode
>Piggy bank, curse room, yum heart, nun's habit is an un even equation
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#1355281 - attifyon (11/30/2015) [-]
okay then, let me propose another method
>literally git gud
>dont need as many items
>save more money for greed machine
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#1355282 - Gonnafly (11/30/2015) [-]
Okay while we're proposing methods, how about,.
>Not make the greed machine grinding bullshit

Skill has nothing to do with it, I don't want to be force to play greed mode 50 times and have it break after 10 coins each time.
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#1355284 - attifyon (11/30/2015) [-]
Well you don't have to grind unless keeper is literally the only character you haven't completed.
You can just hold R until you get holy mantle on your first item room because that's not grinding :^)
#1355273 - >maggie >pretty much guaranteed piggy bank and/or nu…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1355276 - Gonnafly (11/30/2015) [-]
>blood banks aren't even in greedmode
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#1355278 - attifyon (11/30/2015) [-]
>shops can spawn with blood banks
>temperance cards
>guaranteed curse room that can be abused with piggy bank
"im not being spoonfed so its 2hard4me" -you 2015
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#1355279 - Gonnafly (11/30/2015) [-]
>not anymore they can't
>only spawn demon beggars in greed mode
>Piggy bank, curse room, yum heart, nun's habit is an un even equation
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#1355281 - attifyon (11/30/2015) [-]
okay then, let me propose another method
>literally git gud
>dont need as many items
>save more money for greed machine
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#1355282 - Gonnafly (11/30/2015) [-]
Okay while we're proposing methods, how about,.
>Not make the greed machine grinding bullshit

Skill has nothing to do with it, I don't want to be force to play greed mode 50 times and have it break after 10 coins each time.
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#1355284 - attifyon (11/30/2015) [-]
Well you don't have to grind unless keeper is literally the only character you haven't completed.
You can just hold R until you get holy mantle on your first item room because that's not grinding :^)
#9 - I have a bad sense of humor when it gets to alcohol because my…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/30/2015 on "Insert Garfield Joke" +5
#23 - iderpedintofj (12/01/2015) [-]
I'm over 30 and this doesn't change.

Why don't you get schmammered with them and let them take care of you for a change?
#27 - attifyon (12/01/2015) [-]
Because I don't want to wake up in a random alley with no wallet and a kidney missing
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#44 - articulate (12/01/2015) [-]
You wouldn't know a good time if it knocked you out and stole your kidney.
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#37 - redplasticcup (12/01/2015) [-]
I get hammered a lot and I always find my way home.
#28 - iderpedintofj (12/01/2015) [-]
That's not really how it works, but I feel ya.
#16 - mixedfeelings (12/01/2015) [-]
have you tried getting friends who can handle their alcohol?
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#10 - fatminion (11/30/2015) [-]
I was just going to say "yeah, but I'm probably a lot older than you". Yeah - I didn't really start drinking/smoking/using drugs until after uni, so was already pretty mature.

But it's a joke site, man. If you don't feel right pressuring your young friends to drink more, don't do it. Wait until they're older. I actually recently hung out with 14-year-olds who were smoking and drinking. And they were all trying to brag about how much they smoke and drink and have sex, and I was like "guys, just chill! Have a few beers and smokes once in a while, but you should really concentrate on other things at the moment so you can be like me and get a sweet job and see the world. THEN you can get shit-faced after work with your buddies - especially cuz then you can afford it".

Anyway, to each his own. Cheers!
#7 - Well if someone can't handle a regular pint but want a shnitt …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/30/2015 on "Insert Garfield Joke" 0
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#8 - fatminion (11/30/2015) [-]
it's a joke, m8. Of course we let him, we just bust his balls a bit. No biggie. Don't get your panties in a knot.
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#9 - attifyon (11/30/2015) [-]
I have a bad sense of humor when it gets to alcohol because my friends usually taunt each other to the point that they get shitfaced and I end up with the responsibility of making sure they get home safe.
I guess you don't have that kind of issue at the age of 30 because your friends aren't manchildren
#23 - iderpedintofj (12/01/2015) [-]
I'm over 30 and this doesn't change.

Why don't you get schmammered with them and let them take care of you for a change?
#27 - attifyon (12/01/2015) [-]
Because I don't want to wake up in a random alley with no wallet and a kidney missing
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#44 - articulate (12/01/2015) [-]
You wouldn't know a good time if it knocked you out and stole your kidney.
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#37 - redplasticcup (12/01/2015) [-]
I get hammered a lot and I always find my way home.
#28 - iderpedintofj (12/01/2015) [-]
That's not really how it works, but I feel ya.
#16 - mixedfeelings (12/01/2015) [-]
have you tried getting friends who can handle their alcohol?
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#10 - fatminion (11/30/2015) [-]
I was just going to say "yeah, but I'm probably a lot older than you". Yeah - I didn't really start drinking/smoking/using drugs until after uni, so was already pretty mature.

But it's a joke site, man. If you don't feel right pressuring your young friends to drink more, don't do it. Wait until they're older. I actually recently hung out with 14-year-olds who were smoking and drinking. And they were all trying to brag about how much they smoke and drink and have sex, and I was like "guys, just chill! Have a few beers and smokes once in a while, but you should really concentrate on other things at the moment so you can be like me and get a sweet job and see the world. THEN you can get shit-faced after work with your buddies - especially cuz then you can afford it".

Anyway, to each his own. Cheers!
#5 - >insulting people based on alcohol tolerances  [+] (13 new replies) 11/30/2015 on "Insert Garfield Joke" +70
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#15 - traelos (12/01/2015) [-]
I found the guy who can't handle his liquor!

Pussy.
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#40 - fatminion (12/01/2015) [-]
^^ this guy gets it.
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#6 - fatminion (11/30/2015) [-]
it's what guys do. Friends don't let friends buy schnitts. And if you order any sized beer, you HAVE to drink the whole thing. Rules are rules, man. The same goes for finished everything on your plate if you get seconds. Don't want to let anything go to waste.
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#7 - attifyon (11/30/2015) [-]
Well if someone can't handle a regular pint but want a shnitt then why is that a problem?
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#8 - fatminion (11/30/2015) [-]
it's a joke, m8. Of course we let him, we just bust his balls a bit. No biggie. Don't get your panties in a knot.
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#9 - attifyon (11/30/2015) [-]
I have a bad sense of humor when it gets to alcohol because my friends usually taunt each other to the point that they get shitfaced and I end up with the responsibility of making sure they get home safe.
I guess you don't have that kind of issue at the age of 30 because your friends aren't manchildren
#23 - iderpedintofj (12/01/2015) [-]
I'm over 30 and this doesn't change.

Why don't you get schmammered with them and let them take care of you for a change?
#27 - attifyon (12/01/2015) [-]
Because I don't want to wake up in a random alley with no wallet and a kidney missing
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#44 - articulate (12/01/2015) [-]
You wouldn't know a good time if it knocked you out and stole your kidney.
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#37 - redplasticcup (12/01/2015) [-]
I get hammered a lot and I always find my way home.
#28 - iderpedintofj (12/01/2015) [-]
That's not really how it works, but I feel ya.
#16 - mixedfeelings (12/01/2015) [-]
have you tried getting friends who can handle their alcohol?
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#10 - fatminion (11/30/2015) [-]
I was just going to say "yeah, but I'm probably a lot older than you". Yeah - I didn't really start drinking/smoking/using drugs until after uni, so was already pretty mature.

But it's a joke site, man. If you don't feel right pressuring your young friends to drink more, don't do it. Wait until they're older. I actually recently hung out with 14-year-olds who were smoking and drinking. And they were all trying to brag about how much they smoke and drink and have sex, and I was like "guys, just chill! Have a few beers and smokes once in a while, but you should really concentrate on other things at the moment so you can be like me and get a sweet job and see the world. THEN you can get shit-faced after work with your buddies - especially cuz then you can afford it".

Anyway, to each his own. Cheers!
#1355263 - >lost starts with holy mantle now how dare you ****…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1355269 - Gonnafly (11/30/2015) [-]
>700 coins
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#1355273 - attifyon (11/30/2015) [-]
>maggie
>pretty much guaranteed piggy bank and/or nun's habit
>blood banks
Just stop being lazy and get down to it you nerd
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#1355276 - Gonnafly (11/30/2015) [-]
>blood banks aren't even in greedmode
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#1355278 - attifyon (11/30/2015) [-]
>shops can spawn with blood banks
>temperance cards
>guaranteed curse room that can be abused with piggy bank
"im not being spoonfed so its 2hard4me" -you 2015
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#1355279 - Gonnafly (11/30/2015) [-]
>not anymore they can't
>only spawn demon beggars in greed mode
>Piggy bank, curse room, yum heart, nun's habit is an un even equation
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#1355281 - attifyon (11/30/2015) [-]
okay then, let me propose another method
>literally git gud
>dont need as many items
>save more money for greed machine
User avatar
#1355282 - Gonnafly (11/30/2015) [-]
Okay while we're proposing methods, how about,.
>Not make the greed machine grinding bullshit

Skill has nothing to do with it, I don't want to be force to play greed mode 50 times and have it break after 10 coins each time.
User avatar
#1355284 - attifyon (11/30/2015) [-]
Well you don't have to grind unless keeper is literally the only character you haven't completed.
You can just hold R until you get holy mantle on your first item room because that's not grinding :^)
#12 - You can't really do anything about the toxicity other than dea…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#14 - novabird (11/30/2015) [-]
i'm aware, dealing with it is what i do best.
eyup, the one thing we have more of then the rest of the net is full freedom of speech.
agreed.
#12 - I wish to take one for the team and prevent all the wishes fro…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Make a wish +1
#15 - stanleythewhite (11/30/2015) [-]

"That wish-!... If that wish comes true, we won't just be talking temporal manipulation anymore! You'd be opposing the very laws of causality themselves!

Do you really wish to become a god?

You will cease to exist in all points of time. No one will even remember you existed.
You will be only known as a some kind of Law of Nature that lets wishes to come true.

You will carry on your eternal duty to undo twists and protect wishes to be corrupted. And no one will ever thank you for it."


"Don't forget.
Always, somewhere,
someone is fighting for you.
--As long as you remember this,
you are not alone."
#16 - attifyon (11/30/2015) [-]
>that fucking picture
you're my hero
#18 - stanleythewhite (11/30/2015) [-]
That was truly the most altruistic wish I can think of. You deserve it.
#10 - Considering his tweets are strong enough to create facts this … 11/30/2015 on pls no 0
#2 - says the guy sexually attracted to blue, mutated axolotls  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on Vintage Cards +2
#3 - mudkipfucker (11/30/2015) [-]
#10 - >by Calvin Klein I want to nominate this for Dankest Me… 11/30/2015 on (untitled) +13
#11 - >211k 5.56 ammo That's dedication. 11/30/2015 on just some weapons mods done... 0
#8 - Well, you're on Funnyjunk.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2015 on (untitled) +8
#11 - novabird (11/30/2015) [-]
i use funnyjunk to help people though and most of my friends are here as well, i have done a ton as far back as i can remember.
and still better this site then retardchan, twitter, sjwbook, reddit and the other stupid sites i see.
but we do need to do something about our toxic community.
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#12 - attifyon (11/30/2015) [-]
You can't really do anything about the toxicity other than dealing with it.
The freedom is what makes this shithole great, even if it is a nuisance from time to time.
though i do wish that certain people would stop using it to promote their own political and sociological views/agenda.
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#14 - novabird (11/30/2015) [-]
i'm aware, dealing with it is what i do best.
eyup, the one thing we have more of then the rest of the net is full freedom of speech.
agreed.
#3 - >one instance that might actually require circumcision for …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Old Image +54
#20 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
America is fucking retarded. I'm non-circumsizd eurofag and I have no penile issues whatsoever. There isn't really any reason (except for a couple of medical exceptions) to circumsize, yet you cut off young boy's foreskins more often than Muslims in the Middle East yell Allahu Akbar. And don't give me this cleanliness benefit bullshit, if you clean your penis well every day in the shower, you won't have any problems.
#27 - idkwhattonamethis (12/01/2015) [-]
Keep in mind there's a lot of neckbeards out there that don't bathe everyday, don't you think their penises will get infected?
#37 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
How did mankind got so far until the jews came to save us from dickrot?
#39 - idkwhattonamethis (12/01/2015) [-]
oops didn't mean to hit reply so soon, but it's like vaccines how did we get so far w/o vaccines?
#38 - idkwhattonamethis (12/01/2015) [-]
A lot of people died lol
#21 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
Except that you're a limp white boy turned on by Big Black Cock ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#22 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
Word ;)
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#13 - secondfunction (12/01/2015) [-]
Key word: might.
#8 - Mosques aren't required for Islam, their biggest role is actin…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2015 on good dog 0
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#27 - ilikethisusername (11/29/2015) [-]
mosques are required...especially for Friday prayers. just like Churches are required on Sundays for christians
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#9 - nimba (11/29/2015) [-]
Neither are churches required for Christianity...
#20 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
Let's count how many people yelled allahu akbar and murdered innocent people and how many yelled..... whatever the fuck is it christians yell and murdered innocent people.

Is it perhaps because the majority of christians have adapted to a modern world where you mustn't blindly follow millennia old manuscripts?

Oh wait. Facts. The kryptonite to faggots like you.
#14 - nationalanthem (11/29/2015) [-]
Churches are the Anti-Christ.. Jesus said that prayer should be an intimate conversation between you and god, he said you were to go to your private chambers to communicate with god..

hate that people like you are out there.. "OK.. But we're not any better! in fact we(whites,christians,men) are even worse!!"

ugh you make me sick
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#28 - nimba (11/29/2015) [-]
>not a christian
#4 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2015 on No thanks +3
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#5 - inzix (11/29/2015) [-]
I highly doubt any officer or higher rank gave an order to shoot down that craft.
#11 - heyyoutoo (11/29/2015) [-]
Learn to read
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#12 - inzix (11/29/2015) [-]
TL;DR, only asumed that it was a random ruski SAM operator that decided this plane=bad or something, not that some high command said to shoot that plane down.
#13 - heyyoutoo (11/29/2015) [-]
I have to apologize, i actually thought that Attifyon posted the article about the airliner that we 100% know for sure was shot down by Russian military. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Air_Lines_Flight_007 This is the one i was thinking about.
Also, do you really think that some random Russian SAM operator can shoot down planes without permission?
#24 - That might mostly be due to the fact that a good portion of th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2015 on Putin's reaction 0
#25 - hurzg (11/27/2015) [-]
He said that it is the best training for both sides but yours is also a good point.
#2 - Why live? What's the point of it all when we're eventually gon…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Cool transitions +82
#18 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
said the bear
#21 - apologies (11/28/2015) [-]
In case anyone doesn't get it. Here you go friends.

vimeo.com/107395294
#6 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
God damnit it Merilyn, you forgot to take your medicine again!
#5 - zionsype (11/27/2015) [-]
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#4 - flamingpie (11/27/2015) [-]
But i mean like, how do any of these things relate to each other
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#8 - sirdood (11/27/2015) [-]
they don't

it's just because the transitions look mad cool
#26 - >not liking redheaded turbomilf You enjoy getting power…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Fallout 4: Possible Heavy... +13
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#58 - mcmanybucks (11/28/2015) [-]
Trick question. cant equip powerfists with powerarmor. 2muchpowah
#42 - PeRvKiTTeH (11/28/2015) [-]
Maxson is Love, Maxson is Life
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#74 - maxismahname (11/28/2015) [-]
I like the Brotherhood. Plus his name is a bit similar to mine. Also I like his coat
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#80 - sirquidam (11/28/2015) [-]
I also like his coat... so I took it after I stuffed his face with a mini nuke.
#81 - maxismahname (11/28/2015) [-]
I'm gonna do that on my next playthrough. Speaking of cool coats, the Minutemen General Uniform looks fucking pimp. I had to sacrifice 60 carry weight so I could wear it

This is honestly the best picture i could find of it
Hopefully the spoiler image works (Although this isn't much of a spoiler)
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#82 - maxismahname (11/28/2015) [-]
Well it didn't but it's no biggie
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#56 - megaflak (11/28/2015) [-]
>choosing elder mackelmore over the institute or minutemen
#15 - Its original was some sort of sea serpent thing, MLP version i… 11/27/2015 on The Test +3
#15 - Not to get too conspiracy theorist up in here, but countries t…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Putin's reaction 0
#20 - hurzg (11/27/2015) [-]
One of my relative who is in Turkish air force said Greece and Turkey violates eachother's airspace quite frequently.
#24 - attifyon (11/27/2015) [-]
That might mostly be due to the fact that a good portion of the Aegean Islands region is supposed to be a grey zone but both sides seem to see certain areas of the region as their own but they don't seem to acknowledge each others' visions regarding the whole ordeal, and naturally don't see themselves as invading airspace.
#25 - hurzg (11/27/2015) [-]
He said that it is the best training for both sides but yours is also a good point.
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#16 - reican (11/27/2015) [-]
Well Guess Russia learned an important lesson then

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User avatar #9 - mvtjets ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
******* bro
User avatar #10 to #9 - attifyon (04/18/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #8 - attifyon (07/02/2014) [-]
**attifyon rolls 22,901** hmm
User avatar #4 - funnyjunknerdd (11/17/2012) [-]
Do you need those items? :D
User avatar #1 - attifyon (10/04/2012) [-]
*profile comment masturbation*
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