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#1457228 - **attifyon used "*roll 1, 000-999*"** **attifyon rolls 847*… 06/25/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#13 - >no Cromartie >still put Sword Art Online It's l…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/24/2016 on Real anime for you weebs +6
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#16 - alarubra (06/24/2016) [-]
>>#15

>>#10 >>#14 >>#11 >>#6

Do you just hate SAO because it's trendy to or do you have a good reason, because besides the admittedly annoying pacing issues I enjoyed it? And I went in believing the memes expecting to hate it.
#19 - saintlich (06/24/2016) [-]
SAO's plot goes to shit after a few episodes, the fact that it starts strong and goes to shit is why it's hated so much. Reasons i think it's shit include, bad characters; all of them are poorly designed, skipped a chuck of stuff and included multiple episodes of him getting married and having a kid which could have been fine if we had more episodes to develop, s2+ needs little explanation so i won't waste anyone's time.
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#23 - alarubra (06/24/2016) [-]
>skipped a chuck of stuff and included multiple episodes of him getting married and having a kid

This is literally the only problem I had with any of SAO, and it was a few episodes in the first season.
#24 - saintlich (06/24/2016) [-]
Wait so you didn't think it toke a massive nose dive after s1 when it continued but in a new game where you couldn't die, taking away in risk the show had. Also including incest and back story to a character who has no real good qualities, all in all Kirito is a power fantasy and you can only really like him if you try and perceive from his view.
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#25 - alarubra (06/24/2016) [-]
But there was risk. There was, "figure out what's going on and solve this puzzle or your coma-girlfriend gets raped by creepy fuckface repeatedly." And, I liked Kirito as a character.
#26 - saintlich (06/24/2016) [-]
Well i guess there is your answer, most people dislike the show for the reasons i have listed, but since you can still find risk in a character who is in no way appealing getting raped and you enjoy watching a power fantasy good for you, most people don't enjoy that hence the common hate for the show. Can't say you shouldn't enjoy something but i would recommend watching both the abridged version of the show which trumps it just like Hellsing abridged is better than any anime ever and also try log horizon, another anime based around an mmo that actually uses the mmo elements.
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#17 - secretzx (06/24/2016) [-]
I've seen it. 3 Seasons of it. I regret all of it.
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#18 - alarubra (06/24/2016) [-]
But why?
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#20 - secretzx (06/24/2016) [-]
KIRITO'S DICK IS A FUCKING BLACK HOLE THAT ATTRACTS ANY FEMALE WITHIN A 5 METRE RADIUS.
THE FEMALE PROTAGONIST IS UNLIKEABLE AND HAS NO MERIT BESIDES BEING JUST A RANDOM DAMSEL IN DISTRESS IN SEASON 2
KIRITO ASSPULLS HIS VICTORIES OVER EVERYTHING HE FUCKING FACES JUST BECAUSE HE'S THE ALMIGHTY MAIN CHARACTER THAT HAS KNOWLEDGE OVER EXTREME VIDEO GAMING AND HACKING.
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#21 - alarubra (06/24/2016) [-]
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
#22 - secretzx (06/24/2016) [-]
CAUSE I'M THE TRASH MAN HERE TO GIVE YOU MY OPINION ON THIS TRASH
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#14 - >become such an undesirable person that the only being who'…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Will you press it 16 +1
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#51 - robotdefault (06/23/2016) [-]
Oh i remember that show! Yo Gabba Gabba!
#31 - ugoboom (06/23/2016) [-]
#18 - Yes but it looses its touch if you play too regularly Ther… 06/23/2016 on Wrapped badass boobs +10
#23 - Love how you put the spoiler warning into a spoiler. Real …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2016 on Be gentle, big guy! +60
#54 - skyblueshinx (06/22/2016) [-]
Ugh FIIINE

GAME OF THRONES BATTLE OF THE BASTARDS SPOILER
#55 - skyblueshinx (06/22/2016) [-]
Actually, I can do better


GAME OF THRONES SEASON 6 EPISODE 9:

BATTLE OF THE BASTARDS SPOILER
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#43 - demcupcakes (06/22/2016) [-]
you spoiled the spoiler warning for me
#1438 - **attifyon used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"** **attifyon rolls 1,472** 06/19/2016 on Valhalla awaits 0
#1179 - **attifyon used "*roll picture*"** **attifyon rolled image ** 06/19/2016 on Roll for your hottie... 0
#318 - So the woman is panicking because a man is tugging on his purs…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/19/2016 on She got a point -6
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#323 - hockeycrazysteve (06/19/2016) [-]
who the fuck do you think you are to make rules like that? if you come to rob me, ill shoot you twice in the head then laugh about it like nothing happened. thiefs get no mercy.
#430 - anon (06/19/2016) [-]
Damn son, you edgy.
#370 - heyyoutoo (06/19/2016) [-]
Good, i will start carrying a gun and shoot every single motherfucker that doesn't stop at crosswalk when i walk(since it endangers my life), how about i also shoot everyone that broke any minor traffic rule. TLR you are a sociopath.
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#423 - hockeycrazysteve (06/19/2016) [-]
Retard, read it again. THIEFS GET NO MERCY i know its hard for retards to read but do your best.
#434 - heyyoutoo (06/19/2016) [-]
Ok, so thieves(retard, learn how to spell) get no mercy while all other criminals are ok. Ok.
#421 - anon (06/19/2016) [-]
Bruh someone trying to rob you and someone not stopping at a crosswalk are completely different levels of threat, terrible comparison.
#432 - heyyoutoo (06/19/2016) [-]
I have almost been hit by such cars, in most cases i would at least get seriously injured if not die. In case of mugging, i would lose money, phone, etc. So my comparison is good and you live in some shit fairy tale.
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#321 - kurtlanglie (06/19/2016) [-]
What makes you think he was perfectly calm? You think that all people who rob others are complete sociopaths who don't also feel panic or fear when they try to rob someone?

He could have just as easily been caught up in the moment and missed the gun entirely. He could have noticed it and panicked because he wasn't expecting a gun to be pulled by the girl. He could have indeed been a sociopath that doesn't feel fear.

Calling this murder is laughable. This is a case of self-defense, cut and dry. You cannot possibly predict what the robber would have done if she didn't shoot him, and don't even try.

If he didn't want to run the risk of ruining his family's life he shouldn't be trying to fucking rob people.
#308 - Yeah, because aiming at the center of the mass takes more time…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/19/2016 on She got a point 0
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#313 - kurtlanglie (06/19/2016) [-]
Do you really think she was taking any time to really aim the gun? Do you think that it's maybe more plausible that she pulled it out and pointed without really thinking about where to put a shot because, I don't know, a fucking robber was in her face?

You completely ignored the very real possibility of the robber, being bigger and stronger than her, taking the gun from her hands or at the very least moving it away if he had time to react to it.

Also, good job at calling the video fake based purely on your beliefs regarding how people react during hostile moments. This vid could be fake, I don't know, but let's assume it is for the sake of argument because it's very believable.
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#318 - attifyon (06/19/2016) [-]
So the woman is panicking because a man is tugging on his purse but the robber is perfectly calm when a gun is pointed at his face?
You pull your gun out, and shoot only if the criminal doesn't back off.
Murder is murder. He might've deserved it but no need to end someone's life and potentially ruin his family's if you can avoid it.
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#323 - hockeycrazysteve (06/19/2016) [-]
who the fuck do you think you are to make rules like that? if you come to rob me, ill shoot you twice in the head then laugh about it like nothing happened. thiefs get no mercy.
#430 - anon (06/19/2016) [-]
Damn son, you edgy.
#370 - heyyoutoo (06/19/2016) [-]
Good, i will start carrying a gun and shoot every single motherfucker that doesn't stop at crosswalk when i walk(since it endangers my life), how about i also shoot everyone that broke any minor traffic rule. TLR you are a sociopath.
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#423 - hockeycrazysteve (06/19/2016) [-]
Retard, read it again. THIEFS GET NO MERCY i know its hard for retards to read but do your best.
#434 - heyyoutoo (06/19/2016) [-]
Ok, so thieves(retard, learn how to spell) get no mercy while all other criminals are ok. Ok.
#421 - anon (06/19/2016) [-]
Bruh someone trying to rob you and someone not stopping at a crosswalk are completely different levels of threat, terrible comparison.
#432 - heyyoutoo (06/19/2016) [-]
I have almost been hit by such cars, in most cases i would at least get seriously injured if not die. In case of mugging, i would lose money, phone, etc. So my comparison is good and you live in some shit fairy tale.
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#321 - kurtlanglie (06/19/2016) [-]
What makes you think he was perfectly calm? You think that all people who rob others are complete sociopaths who don't also feel panic or fear when they try to rob someone?

He could have just as easily been caught up in the moment and missed the gun entirely. He could have noticed it and panicked because he wasn't expecting a gun to be pulled by the girl. He could have indeed been a sociopath that doesn't feel fear.

Calling this murder is laughable. This is a case of self-defense, cut and dry. You cannot possibly predict what the robber would have done if she didn't shoot him, and don't even try.

If he didn't want to run the risk of ruining his family's life he shouldn't be trying to fucking rob people.
#315 - anon (06/19/2016) [-]
Dude. But the video IS fake. Just look at it, ffs.
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#316 - kurtlanglie (06/19/2016) [-]
Did you just choose to ignore the part where I said,

"This vid could be fake, I don't know, but let's assume it is for the sake of argument because it's very believable?"

Or did you just not read the post and respond anyway?
#317 - anon (06/19/2016) [-]
You literally just repeated that you don't know. And I told you. IT. IS. FAKE. Now you know.

Dumbass.
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#319 - kurtlanglie (06/19/2016) [-]
So, what, I'm expected to just take your word for it that it is fake when your argument to support the notion was, "Just look at it."

The point isn't if the video is fake or not, it's of the situation it's depicting because it's entirely plausible. Go to bed.