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#9 - Maybe they coated it with a thin layer of dust or something? Iunno  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on Sodium Brick in Water 0
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#22 - sciencexplain (12/19/2015) [-]
You don't coat elements with dust, that won't do shit. Alkali metals are usually stored in oils, mainly kerosene and paraffin.
#22 - The lack of music from Wildstar here disappoints m… 12/19/2015 on Video Game Soundtracks Part 14 0
#1367460 - >"Jungling for a full hour while spamming VGS about ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1367463 - asotil (12/17/2015) [-]
I haven't. Every single Artemis I've ever seen in this fucking game is like that. They try and take control of the team through VGS, get pissy and spam thanks whenever they die to a 1v5 they rushed into, and generally end up 2/9 because of it while we lose what would have been a good game had they ever decided to help the team

Artemis and Loki players are the same when it comes to this. They never help the team, are thirstier than rice in a desert for kills, and 9/10 instalock and fuck up the team because they never called a role but now suddenly want mid
#1367456 - Don't twist my words, mate. I've never implied that's what dec…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1367459 - asotil (12/17/2015) [-]
I wasn't twisting your words m8, I was saying that they're shit

Their is a difference
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#1367460 - attifyon (12/17/2015) [-]
>"Jungling for a full hour while spamming VGS about how we shouldn't attack EVER to the point of letting your team play a 4v5 because you want to farm Speed camps does not make you decent"
Yeah, I knew that, and never implied that.
But still, you sound way too salty about it. I'm willing to bet you've actually had a couple of decent or even great Artemis players but never really paid attention because retards are more memorable.
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#1367463 - asotil (12/17/2015) [-]
I haven't. Every single Artemis I've ever seen in this fucking game is like that. They try and take control of the team through VGS, get pissy and spam thanks whenever they die to a 1v5 they rushed into, and generally end up 2/9 because of it while we lose what would have been a good game had they ever decided to help the team

Artemis and Loki players are the same when it comes to this. They never help the team, are thirstier than rice in a desert for kills, and 9/10 instalock and fuck up the team because they never called a role but now suddenly want mid
#1367446 - That's just like your personal experience, man. I had simi…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1367455 - asotil (12/17/2015) [-]
Jungling for a full hour while spamming VGS about how we shouldn't attack EVER to the point of letting your team play a 4v5 because you want to farm Speed camps does not make you decent

I've never once, ONCE, seen an Artemis who should be playing anything other than the skin flute with how absolutely shit they are. All they ever want to do is jungle without actually knowing what jungling is, spam VGS about defending while the run headlong into 5v1s, and miss absolutely every single shot they take. Bad players are one thing, Artemis players are another
#1367456 - attifyon (12/17/2015) [-]
Don't twist my words, mate. I've never implied that's what decent players do.
I've never seen an Artemis do that, so that's still your personal experience with it.
#1367459 - asotil (12/17/2015) [-]
I wasn't twisting your words m8, I was saying that they're shit

Their is a difference
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#1367460 - attifyon (12/17/2015) [-]
>"Jungling for a full hour while spamming VGS about how we shouldn't attack EVER to the point of letting your team play a 4v5 because you want to farm Speed camps does not make you decent"
Yeah, I knew that, and never implied that.
But still, you sound way too salty about it. I'm willing to bet you've actually had a couple of decent or even great Artemis players but never really paid attention because retards are more memorable.
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#1367463 - asotil (12/17/2015) [-]
I haven't. Every single Artemis I've ever seen in this fucking game is like that. They try and take control of the team through VGS, get pissy and spam thanks whenever they die to a 1v5 they rushed into, and generally end up 2/9 because of it while we lose what would have been a good game had they ever decided to help the team

Artemis and Loki players are the same when it comes to this. They never help the team, are thirstier than rice in a desert for kills, and 9/10 instalock and fuck up the team because they never called a role but now suddenly want mid
#1367443 - >moba >complaining about community "why is …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1367445 - youngneil (12/17/2015) [-]
No, you don't understand.
Sometimes there are bad players, but every single Artemis is garbage.
They can get to Mastery X with Artemis, and still have no idea how to play the game.
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#1367446 - attifyon (12/17/2015) [-]
That's just like your personal experience, man.
I had similar experiences regarding Apollo, while most Artemises I've seen were quite decent.
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#1367455 - asotil (12/17/2015) [-]
Jungling for a full hour while spamming VGS about how we shouldn't attack EVER to the point of letting your team play a 4v5 because you want to farm Speed camps does not make you decent

I've never once, ONCE, seen an Artemis who should be playing anything other than the skin flute with how absolutely shit they are. All they ever want to do is jungle without actually knowing what jungling is, spam VGS about defending while the run headlong into 5v1s, and miss absolutely every single shot they take. Bad players are one thing, Artemis players are another
#1367456 - attifyon (12/17/2015) [-]
Don't twist my words, mate. I've never implied that's what decent players do.
I've never seen an Artemis do that, so that's still your personal experience with it.
#1367459 - asotil (12/17/2015) [-]
I wasn't twisting your words m8, I was saying that they're shit

Their is a difference
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#1367460 - attifyon (12/17/2015) [-]
>"Jungling for a full hour while spamming VGS about how we shouldn't attack EVER to the point of letting your team play a 4v5 because you want to farm Speed camps does not make you decent"
Yeah, I knew that, and never implied that.
But still, you sound way too salty about it. I'm willing to bet you've actually had a couple of decent or even great Artemis players but never really paid attention because retards are more memorable.
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#1367463 - asotil (12/17/2015) [-]
I haven't. Every single Artemis I've ever seen in this fucking game is like that. They try and take control of the team through VGS, get pissy and spam thanks whenever they die to a 1v5 they rushed into, and generally end up 2/9 because of it while we lose what would have been a good game had they ever decided to help the team

Artemis and Loki players are the same when it comes to this. They never help the team, are thirstier than rice in a desert for kills, and 9/10 instalock and fuck up the team because they never called a role but now suddenly want mid
#9 - Nothing wrong with liking it, so did I. But if you knew wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on EA never again +12
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#45 - mrpotatofudge (12/18/2015) [-]
man thats an interesting emotion

liking something yet feeling sad that you cant like it more
#3 - It was supposed to be Maxis' most detailed and content-rich ga…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2015 on EA never again +45
#16 - rockergamer (12/17/2015) [-]
got the game when i was a kid and had never heard of it

it's pretty good if you don't know what potential it had

but knowing how much more it could have been just makes me sad
#7 - captainbalu (12/17/2015) [-]
I liked it
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#9 - attifyon (12/17/2015) [-]
Nothing wrong with liking it, so did I.
But if you knew what it was originally planned to be, you'd be upset with it as well.
In the initial design all stages had content that'd rival the space stage, not to mention the stuff that also got cut out from the space stage, with at least one more stage planned (aquatic stage).
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#45 - mrpotatofudge (12/18/2015) [-]
man thats an interesting emotion

liking something yet feeling sad that you cant like it more
#3 - FJ is way more popular than admin and the community wants to b…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/17/2015 on I didn't expect this. +83
#22 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
I just can't settle on a username.
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#24 - warioteam (12/18/2015) [-]
memekingtwentysixteen
#14 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure the admin has a better idea of how many people visit his website than you do.
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#7 - cuntism (12/17/2015) [-]
To be fair most people view the users like we view 9gag users.
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#25 - greyhoundfd (12/18/2015) [-]
That is physically impossible. 9gag is full of faggots who produce content by posting random words on an image macro. The reason people hate us is because we're racist neo-nazis who worship a man who lives in the ghetto and masquerades as the most horrific still-living dictator on the face of the Earth.
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#27 - cuntism (12/18/2015) [-]
You're really not though. I mean, a lot of users throw it out there, and try to pretend like they are, but a lot are just...kids, mouthing off
#26 - goonzooz (12/18/2015) [-]
how dare you talk about admin like that
#4 - spacemanae (12/17/2015) [-]
i know real life accuaintances on here. my page is full of what they posted there as comments...
#19 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
I annoy real life friends by pointing out funny things on here they've already seen
#8 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
a whole snakpak of subway censored porn and someone telling you to kill yourself....yeah lets go with real life acquaintances...sure
#13 - spacemanae (12/17/2015) [-]
Good friends tell each other to kill themselves. Twas my birthday
#4 - I believe rocket generally refers to the propellant while miss…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on Finnish rocket science +8
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#7 - highkingtorygg (12/17/2015) [-]
its actually Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomyot, meaning hand held antitank grenade launcher
#13 - "The Archon's appearance substantially differs from its g…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on XCOM 2 - Faceless +2
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#14 - captainprincess (12/16/2015) [-]
atleast that explains why he looks straight outta final fantasy
#11 - The game isn't even out yet, and we don't really know the situ…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2015 on XCOM 2 - Faceless 0
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#12 - captainprincess (12/16/2015) [-]
still
Im only saying
he don't look right
#13 - attifyon (12/16/2015) [-]
"The Archon's appearance substantially differs from its grotesque floater predecessor, in order to reduce the negative response from humans. The visual design of the Archon is based off Egyptian gods, featuring ornate gold patterns and a muscular physique."
Straight from the wiki
Compare that dude to the classic Floaters. He may not look right to you, but the overall design idea behind it seems pretty logical when you take the game's setting into consideration.
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#14 - captainprincess (12/16/2015) [-]
atleast that explains why he looks straight outta final fantasy
#9 - You've seen military-esque design and soldiers more consistent…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2015 on XCOM 2 - Faceless +2
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#10 - captainprincess (12/16/2015) [-]
Except they still have soldiers on the streets
soldiers and snake people and mechas and all kinds

The ethereals dont fit with the militaristic theme because theyre not supposed to
I would think the situations you find them in theyre not even supposed to be there, ideally

But even then the ethereals' design manages to dodge the fantasy look by also looking adequately alien, in just the right ways not just the degree, that they manage to avoid looking like some kind of storybook trope or finalfantasy heaven being

the blue and gold fucker though
looks like he crossed straight over
He doesnt look Xcom he looks out of place
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#11 - attifyon (12/16/2015) [-]
The game isn't even out yet, and we don't really know the situations we will be encountering this enemy in, so I'm saving any judgement until then.
And from what little footage I've seen the actual aliens and heavier mechs tend to be more exclusive to rural areas or unique facilities while cities have ADVENT soldiers and turrets and whatnot.
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#12 - captainprincess (12/16/2015) [-]
still
Im only saying
he don't look right
#13 - attifyon (12/16/2015) [-]
"The Archon's appearance substantially differs from its grotesque floater predecessor, in order to reduce the negative response from humans. The visual design of the Archon is based off Egyptian gods, featuring ornate gold patterns and a muscular physique."
Straight from the wiki
Compare that dude to the classic Floaters. He may not look right to you, but the overall design idea behind it seems pretty logical when you take the game's setting into consideration.
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#14 - captainprincess (12/16/2015) [-]
atleast that explains why he looks straight outta final fantasy
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#6 - Isn't the whole point of XCOM 2 is that aliens actually manage…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/16/2015 on XCOM 2 - Faceless +1
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#8 - captainprincess (12/16/2015) [-]
Im still not seeing where finalfantasy's "Gods of heaven + technology" aesthetic really fits, compared to what else we've all seen of XCOM more consistently
#9 - attifyon (12/16/2015) [-]
You've seen military-esque design and soldiers more consistently because up until now it was an outright invasion. If you recall to the end of Enemy Unknown the alien leaders aren't really generals or whatnot, they're more like priests if anything.
And since they outright own earth now, they don't really need soldiers on the streets.
I've done side-by-side comparison with the Ethereals' design, and the weirdest thing about that thing is the usage of blue, IMO
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#10 - captainprincess (12/16/2015) [-]
Except they still have soldiers on the streets
soldiers and snake people and mechas and all kinds

The ethereals dont fit with the militaristic theme because theyre not supposed to
I would think the situations you find them in theyre not even supposed to be there, ideally

But even then the ethereals' design manages to dodge the fantasy look by also looking adequately alien, in just the right ways not just the degree, that they manage to avoid looking like some kind of storybook trope or finalfantasy heaven being

the blue and gold fucker though
looks like he crossed straight over
He doesnt look Xcom he looks out of place
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#11 - attifyon (12/16/2015) [-]
The game isn't even out yet, and we don't really know the situations we will be encountering this enemy in, so I'm saving any judgement until then.
And from what little footage I've seen the actual aliens and heavier mechs tend to be more exclusive to rural areas or unique facilities while cities have ADVENT soldiers and turrets and whatnot.
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#12 - captainprincess (12/16/2015) [-]
still
Im only saying
he don't look right
#13 - attifyon (12/16/2015) [-]
"The Archon's appearance substantially differs from its grotesque floater predecessor, in order to reduce the negative response from humans. The visual design of the Archon is based off Egyptian gods, featuring ornate gold patterns and a muscular physique."
Straight from the wiki
Compare that dude to the classic Floaters. He may not look right to you, but the overall design idea behind it seems pretty logical when you take the game's setting into consideration.
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#14 - captainprincess (12/16/2015) [-]
atleast that explains why he looks straight outta final fantasy
#12 - My favourite AI from anything is Caretaker from Wildstar. He i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on the problem with Ais +5
#99 - steezburger (12/16/2015) [-]
"You vernacular structure"
#2 - This comic is so all over the place. I love it 12/15/2015 on The Dragon-King and the Sun +29
#1365865 - Van Halen is my absolute favourite because the songs were chal… 12/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1365861 - thechosentroll should know this. But then again, google pr… 12/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#2 - I believe it is called Saint Young Men. 12/15/2015 on buddah and jesus +17
#10 - In the end it doesn't even matter because Sectopods exist. 12/14/2015 on welcome back commander 0
#1 - They finally did it, the absolute ******* madmen. 12/13/2015 on #VACTROTT +2
#32 - Crawling in my ass this asshole will not heal 12/13/2015 on Time for some answers... +1
#1363276 - Why do you think I posted it here of all places? 12/11/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1363270 - yoooo  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1363282 - zomaru (12/11/2015) [-]
10/10. Will preorder
#1363274 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
bad game for bad people
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#1363276 - attifyon (12/11/2015) [-]
Why do you think I posted it here of all places?
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#1363271 - eezo (12/11/2015) [-]
"Almost like a Deus Ex thing where you can hack enemy turrets"

Holy shit how much of a fucking pleb can you be
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#1363290 - newbtwo (12/11/2015) [-]
ffs

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User avatar #9 - mvtjets ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
******* bro
User avatar #10 to #9 - attifyon (04/18/2015) [-]
What?
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**attifyon rolls 22,901** hmm
User avatar #4 - funnyjunknerdd (11/17/2012) [-]
Do you need those items? :D
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*profile comment masturbation*
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