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#869728 - How the **** do you block/parry on MGR? The tutor…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#869904 - StarvedSouthKorean (03/23/2014) [-]
move forward and light attack
i didnt even know how to block before the 2nd to last bossfight lol
User avatar #869743 - shitposts (03/23/2014) [-]
when an enemy attack a red light will blink on their weapon, move the stick as if you're going to move towards them and press light attack. time it ok and you will block, time it perfect and you parry and riposte. You cannot block attacks if there is a yellow flash.

I have no idea how defensive offense works, I made it through the game without figuring out how it works.
User avatar #869737 - bendeman (03/23/2014) [-]
for the MGR one, attack right before their attack lands while facing them.
User avatar #869738 - bendeman (03/23/2014) [-]
for the parry* derp.
#869723 - Never heard of it, but if it is on Chuck E Cheese the chances …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #869754 - ScottP (03/23/2014) [-]
He's asking because it's from a creepypasta. The arcade game Polybius supposedly killed players and vanished mysteriously during the 80's
User avatar #869790 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
I know that, you queerbait. This is called counterplay.
#869595 - Don't kill him then, you sick **** . Let him wheel…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #869602 - EdwardNigma (03/23/2014) [-]
It's too late man, the deed is done.
#869592 - At least I'm not calling other people sickest kind of *…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #869593 - EdwardNigma (03/23/2014) [-]
But I am a sick fuck.
Gavlan just wants to wheel and deal nigga. He keeps it real. His brethren want you dead, but he doesn't, he is not a complex dwarf thing. He's like Fezzik in The Princess Bride, but with wheeling and dealing.
User avatar #869595 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
Don't kill him then, you sick fuck. Let him wheel and deal.
User avatar #869602 - EdwardNigma (03/23/2014) [-]
It's too late man, the deed is done.
#869591 - My CPU and motherboard are about 5 years old, I believe. W… 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#869587 - A skin for Thor.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #869589 - crossbone (03/23/2014) [-]
oh, but thor is not kool
#869584 - Says the guy with an avatar from Animal Crossing porn.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #869604 - volero (03/23/2014) [-]
hue
User avatar #869588 - EdwardNigma (03/23/2014) [-]
Says the guy who knows it's Animal Crossing porn.
User avatar #869592 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
At least I'm not calling other people sickest kind of fucks.
Because I know I am
User avatar #869593 - EdwardNigma (03/23/2014) [-]
But I am a sick fuck.
Gavlan just wants to wheel and deal nigga. He keeps it real. His brethren want you dead, but he doesn't, he is not a complex dwarf thing. He's like Fezzik in The Princess Bride, but with wheeling and dealing.
User avatar #869595 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
Don't kill him then, you sick fuck. Let him wheel and deal.
User avatar #869602 - EdwardNigma (03/23/2014) [-]
It's too late man, the deed is done.
#869583 - You can get Blood Eagle or Sentry, or a voicepack. And the amo…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #869586 - crossbone (03/23/2014) [-]
the fuck is blood eagle
User avatar #869587 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
A skin for Thor.
User avatar #869589 - crossbone (03/23/2014) [-]
oh, but thor is not kool
#869582 - Fancy Chicken 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#869537 - >tfw twitter is b& and I'm too lazy for proxy/dns …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #869540 - serhiy (03/23/2014) [-]
where are you living/staying for twitter to be banned?
User avatar #869582 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
Fancy Chicken
#869536 - ****** , it is free gems wort of up to 18$ You…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #869560 - crossbone (03/23/2014) [-]
300 gems isn't even enough to buy a nigga skin
User avatar #869583 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
You can get Blood Eagle or Sentry, or a voicepack. And the amount will probably rise to at least 400, anyway.
User avatar #869586 - crossbone (03/23/2014) [-]
the fuck is blood eagle
User avatar #869587 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
A skin for Thor.
User avatar #869589 - crossbone (03/23/2014) [-]
oh, but thor is not kool
#869527 - It all depends on how Sony plays their cards, honestly. With a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #872066 - warbob (03/25/2014) [-]
#869506 - Sorry peoples, key is taken. Check Curse's site, though. I… 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#869501 - Are you serious? I feel sorry for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #869505 - adunsaveme (03/23/2014) [-]
I mean like

Why not just have like a 2mb client that downloads the game itself for you?
Like League of Legends
or WoW
or Smite
or Wildstar
or Firefall

cheesus fuckin crust
#869499 - >So far I'm betting on Oculus Rift since it got a lot money…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #869510 - warbob (03/23/2014) [-]
Atm sony does have more money, but people are actively putting money in the Oculus and they haven't even started selling shares yet.
Fyi soon after the hype about Oculus started, there appeared a lot of VR projects such as controlers to remove the keyboard while using Oculus , suits that could give you the feeling of pressure on certain parts of the body and I remotely remember something that used brain waves to move objects on the screen as well.

Anyway , it's not just about who has more money. It's about what gets HYPED more. Most people don't even know of projects besides the Oculus.

Besides , just as you said - the sony one isn't all-purpouse and the largest market for VR will undisputably be the PC since VR will demand high specs from the machine and consoles aren't really going to fit in there after some time.
User avatar #869527 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
It all depends on how Sony plays their cards, honestly. With a solid and stable platform with enough hardware power to run semi-realistic graphics that won't bug peole, a console might be better than PC because I'm sure having slightly worse quality would be greatly better than getting bad framerates or unstability on some of the VR games.
I agree on the hype and PC parts, but Sony can still win this if they don't pull an EA-esque maneuver. but the most likely will
User avatar #872066 - warbob (03/25/2014) [-]
#869490 - Sent ;)  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #869492 - adunsaveme (03/23/2014) [-]
;)
#869484 - You have PMing disabled for non-friends you mongoloid  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #869487 - adunsaveme (03/23/2014) [-]
just add me, i forgot my password
User avatar #869490 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
Sent ;)
User avatar #869492 - adunsaveme (03/23/2014) [-]
;)
#869481 - adunsaveme I'll give you 5 guesses as to why you're not gettin…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #869483 - adunsaveme (03/23/2014) [-]
do tell
User avatar #869484 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
You have PMing disabled for non-friends you mongoloid
User avatar #869487 - adunsaveme (03/23/2014) [-]
just add me, i forgot my password
User avatar #869490 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
Sent ;)
User avatar #869492 - adunsaveme (03/23/2014) [-]
;)
#869480 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #869506 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
Sorry peoples, key is taken.
Check Curse's site, though. I believe there's a giveaway going on.
User avatar #869500 - finblob (03/23/2014) [-]
ok
pm me bbs
#869481 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
adunsaveme I'll give you 5 guesses as to why you're not getting the beta key.
User avatar #869483 - adunsaveme (03/23/2014) [-]
do tell
User avatar #869484 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
You have PMing disabled for non-friends you mongoloid
User avatar #869487 - adunsaveme (03/23/2014) [-]
just add me, i forgot my password
User avatar #869490 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
Sent ;)
User avatar #869492 - adunsaveme (03/23/2014) [-]
;)
#869479 - What you're saying is almost impossible, with the biggest exam…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #869495 - warbob (03/23/2014) [-]
you think money isn't an issue because you're thinking of VR goggles.
What I'm thinking of is how to allow a player to freely move the avatar's body the exact same way he moves his own and be affected by the physics in the game (say someone blocks your sword , you must push harder to move your sword forward) .

Really VR has great possibilites, but they lie far beyond simple goggles which companies are starting to rush right now so we have different ways to have a monitor attached to our eyes, which isn't that much of an improvement tech-wise.
User avatar #869499 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
>So far I'm betting on Oculus Rift since it got a lot money poured in it
I didn't know that somehow related to actual VR instead of VR goggles, but Sony would end up developing beyond goggles way before Oculus if VR gets popular enough. If money becomes an issue for Sony, you can bet your sweet ass Oculus gets bankrupt by that time.
I'm not really looking into what potential VR has and what is done right now, I'm just saying Sony has better funding than Oculus, and will have better funding unless they somehow manage to fuck up enough to get a tech goliath of a company down into negatives.
User avatar #869510 - warbob (03/23/2014) [-]
Atm sony does have more money, but people are actively putting money in the Oculus and they haven't even started selling shares yet.
Fyi soon after the hype about Oculus started, there appeared a lot of VR projects such as controlers to remove the keyboard while using Oculus , suits that could give you the feeling of pressure on certain parts of the body and I remotely remember something that used brain waves to move objects on the screen as well.

Anyway , it's not just about who has more money. It's about what gets HYPED more. Most people don't even know of projects besides the Oculus.

Besides , just as you said - the sony one isn't all-purpouse and the largest market for VR will undisputably be the PC since VR will demand high specs from the machine and consoles aren't really going to fit in there after some time.
User avatar #869527 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
It all depends on how Sony plays their cards, honestly. With a solid and stable platform with enough hardware power to run semi-realistic graphics that won't bug peole, a console might be better than PC because I'm sure having slightly worse quality would be greatly better than getting bad framerates or unstability on some of the VR games.
I agree on the hype and PC parts, but Sony can still win this if they don't pull an EA-esque maneuver. but the most likely will
User avatar #872066 - warbob (03/25/2014) [-]
#869469 - VS It's about time we got some competiton in VR …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #869476 - warbob (03/23/2014) [-]
So far I'm betting on Oculus Rift since it got a lot money poured in it and they're hyping it pretty neatly.
Imo it'd have been smarter for all big companies to buy a share of Oculus (once they allow it) so that the development (for now) stays in one place, which imo would produce better results since it's a rather new technology and it's just the tip of the iceberg of what it's possible to do.
User avatar #869479 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
What you're saying is almost impossible, with the biggest example being BF and CoD series; extremely similar but even a few differences is enough to set them apart. Also, nobody wants to share their glory.
And I doubt money is an issue for Sony.
User avatar #869495 - warbob (03/23/2014) [-]
you think money isn't an issue because you're thinking of VR goggles.
What I'm thinking of is how to allow a player to freely move the avatar's body the exact same way he moves his own and be affected by the physics in the game (say someone blocks your sword , you must push harder to move your sword forward) .

Really VR has great possibilites, but they lie far beyond simple goggles which companies are starting to rush right now so we have different ways to have a monitor attached to our eyes, which isn't that much of an improvement tech-wise.
User avatar #869499 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
>So far I'm betting on Oculus Rift since it got a lot money poured in it
I didn't know that somehow related to actual VR instead of VR goggles, but Sony would end up developing beyond goggles way before Oculus if VR gets popular enough. If money becomes an issue for Sony, you can bet your sweet ass Oculus gets bankrupt by that time.
I'm not really looking into what potential VR has and what is done right now, I'm just saying Sony has better funding than Oculus, and will have better funding unless they somehow manage to fuck up enough to get a tech goliath of a company down into negatives.
User avatar #869510 - warbob (03/23/2014) [-]
Atm sony does have more money, but people are actively putting money in the Oculus and they haven't even started selling shares yet.
Fyi soon after the hype about Oculus started, there appeared a lot of VR projects such as controlers to remove the keyboard while using Oculus , suits that could give you the feeling of pressure on certain parts of the body and I remotely remember something that used brain waves to move objects on the screen as well.

Anyway , it's not just about who has more money. It's about what gets HYPED more. Most people don't even know of projects besides the Oculus.

Besides , just as you said - the sony one isn't all-purpouse and the largest market for VR will undisputably be the PC since VR will demand high specs from the machine and consoles aren't really going to fit in there after some time.
User avatar #869527 - attifyon (03/23/2014) [-]
It all depends on how Sony plays their cards, honestly. With a solid and stable platform with enough hardware power to run semi-realistic graphics that won't bug peole, a console might be better than PC because I'm sure having slightly worse quality would be greatly better than getting bad framerates or unstability on some of the VR games.
I agree on the hype and PC parts, but Sony can still win this if they don't pull an EA-esque maneuver. but the most likely will
User avatar #872066 - warbob (03/25/2014) [-]
#869452 - Why don't you go balls deep in Pyromancy since it's scaling? …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #869453 - natanhiel (03/23/2014) [-]
I don't have faith or int
#868813 - I just heard that pyromancy scales with faith and intellect in…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #868834 - dragondust (03/22/2014) [-]
It scales equally with faith and intelligence, yes.
User avatar #868841 - natanhiel (03/22/2014) [-]
Wait what seriously, not even I knew that

Does it scale with both at once, or is it like Dark where it only scales with the higher of the two
#868875 - StarvedSouthKorean (03/22/2014) [-]
From your posts, it doesn't look like you know much about Dark Souls 2 in general....
User avatar #868876 - natanhiel (03/22/2014) [-]
I just enjoy opinions
User avatar #868855 - dragondust (03/22/2014) [-]
Yes, the pyromancy hand scales equally with faith and intelligence, making it mostly viable for a cleric or a mage. I'm pretty sure it doesn't take the highest of the two stats instead of using both, but I haven't heard anything about that.
#868802 - >story is worthy of song  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #868803 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/22/2014) [-]
It's late-ish and I'm pretty upset.
#868628 - Congrats on the pointless and inefficient build, then. Hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #868630 - undeadwill (03/22/2014) [-]
>Totally unlike your Gatling gun?

You jelly bro? You sound jelly.
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