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#3 - I saw "peeing grandma" like 2 minutes ago  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on What people are... 0
User avatar #4 - anonymoose (02/22/2014) [-]
I didn't do it!
#1 - Jesus Christ what the ****  [+] (5 new replies) 02/22/2014 on What people are... +1
#6 - vanderva (02/22/2014) [-]
#2 - anonymoose (02/22/2014) [-]
*worried laughter*
#5 - hikarimiku (02/22/2014) [-]
"Cum Out Nose" ..... That is fucked up.....
User avatar #3 - attifyon (02/22/2014) [-]
I saw "peeing grandma" like 2 minutes ago
User avatar #4 - anonymoose (02/22/2014) [-]
I didn't do it!
#843349 - Kali's inhands 2stronk, specially if she gets executioner and … 02/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#843342 - If you send match id and if it's recent I might be able to wat… 02/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#843340 - Well, can you keep the Heartseeker's stacks up? How soon did y…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #843344 - crossbone (02/21/2014) [-]
i think i ganked way too early.

also wtf is wrong with kali, she raped me so hard (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((999(((99((
User avatar #843349 - attifyon (02/21/2014) [-]
Kali's inhands 2stronk, specially if she gets executioner and qin's sais. It doesn't help that she gets insane early-game penetrations from her passive.
And there's no such thing as ganking too early as thanatos. If you see an enemy with around 50% hp left try to rush to whichever lane he is in. If you have red/orange buff, red pot and death's toll you should be able to shit on pretty much anyone.
#843330 - >playin smite >sololane chaac against another chaac …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #843420 - thefunnyjunkyard (02/21/2014) [-]
they've always been doing it. started playing 1 or 2 years ago, and the fagots existed then aswell. im sorry
#1 - Comment deleted 02/21/2014 on hes back 0
#843314 - >"80% are idiots" >is an idiot jk ur fine  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #843320 - crossbone (02/21/2014) [-]
>2rude4me
>2sweet4me
#13 - I don't know about the others, but in İslam it is stated that… 02/21/2014 on I know it's just a drawing,... 0
#842556 - It may be only 1 seconds, but that is enough for him to get 3 … 02/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#842555 - Maybe like a decade ago, but his Decoy barely holds up now. Yo… 02/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#842506 - >Nemesis Bad scaling, mostly relies on slow and inhands…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #842533 - crossbone (02/20/2014) [-]
what are beads gonna do to his stun? it isn't that long anyways
User avatar #842556 - attifyon (02/20/2014) [-]
It may be only 1 seconds, but that is enough for him to get 3 stacks on you so he can deal double damage with his inhands. If you use beads, you can juke a hit or two, which can help out a lot.
User avatar #842528 - zelik (02/20/2014) [-]
loki has really good waveclear
User avatar #842537 - crossbone (02/20/2014) [-]
it does shit damage early game though
User avatar #842539 - zelik (02/20/2014) [-]
i've played him solo in conquest multiple times, even without hands of the gods and his clear is still sufficient
User avatar #842555 - attifyon (02/20/2014) [-]
Maybe like a decade ago, but his Decoy barely holds up now. You need to get ahead very quickly and get a Heartseeker up to even clear them, otherwise any bruiser will shit on you. Only Lokis I've seen that stood a chance in solo were people with premade junglers while our jungler Hog'd red and left our solo to get shit on by the enemy premade because he had to solo blue.
User avatar #842540 - crossbone (02/20/2014) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #842543 - zelik (02/20/2014) [-]
yes u got told boiiiiiiiii ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
User avatar #842548 - crossbone (02/20/2014) [-]
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
#842458 - It's mostly because of the scaling. When you play solo your ch…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #842490 - redictor (02/20/2014) [-]
also in captain scarlett dlc fuck those anchormen FUCK THOSE ANCHORMEN! near impossibly to snipe their eye and they deal enormous damage + their pull attack!
User avatar #842472 - redictor (02/20/2014) [-]
i'm a gunzerker and i'm brawn specced, yet i keep having to rely on the sniper rifle when i encounter most new waves of enemies. also most most of the first playthrough, i never used gunzerking, i completely forgot about it! oh well, at least i do it more often now when i encounter a strong opponent or need to heal
#842434 - Most bosses are more fun co-op since the combat is not just hi…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #842443 - redictor (02/20/2014) [-]
i keep seeing people telling me that if you don't go coop you're missing out so
User avatar #842458 - attifyon (02/20/2014) [-]
It's mostly because of the scaling. When you play solo your character can manage itself even if you go straight on a certain path, but when you play 4-man co-op the roles get more distinct; snipers' high damage becomes almost mandatory, gunzerkers' tankiness lets them draw fire and help the team because the enemy's damage is most of the time enough to kill off damage dealers, siren's phaselock is way more crucial to handle the enemy's movements and counteract etc.
User avatar #842490 - redictor (02/20/2014) [-]
also in captain scarlett dlc fuck those anchormen FUCK THOSE ANCHORMEN! near impossibly to snipe their eye and they deal enormous damage + their pull attack!
User avatar #842472 - redictor (02/20/2014) [-]
i'm a gunzerker and i'm brawn specced, yet i keep having to rely on the sniper rifle when i encounter most new waves of enemies. also most most of the first playthrough, i never used gunzerking, i completely forgot about it! oh well, at least i do it more often now when i encounter a strong opponent or need to heal
#2 - >first time 2 years of 2 hours of French every week. On…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on mfw speaking french for the... +5
User avatar #7 - mion (02/20/2014) [-]
Well it's been almost 8 years now since I first started with French and I still suck at it.
9 years English and I've got almost no problems with it at all :/
#21 - Then tell me, if it is more delicate than that why do people o…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Feels -1
User avatar #32 - kyfvini (02/20/2014) [-]
or, you know, we could just go play LoL or something. but, really, if you have any questions about it feel free to ask, I think I can try to explain this illness with a close approach, but trying hard not to sound like a whiny faggot. before I lived it, I also thought it was about just growing some balls and getting better, but its seriously more complicated! [spoiler] mordekaiser es el numero uno hueauheuehuaehuaheueahuehaeuhueuaueauhueuaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueuaueauhu euaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueuaueauhueuaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueuaueau hueuaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueuaueauhueuaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueuaue auhueuaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueuaueauhueuaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueua ueauhueuaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueuaueauhueuaeuaehuhauuaehue [/spoiler]
User avatar #31 - kyfvini (02/20/2014) [-]
(continuation) With all this I just tried to explain that real depression is quite of a big deal. Its seriously weird, the feeling of knowing that you want to get better but not being able to do anything about it. I found a notebook of mine with the sentence “I want to be fine or dead, now.” Its pretty much like that. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut anyways, yeah, this content looks like attention seeking. If you read this and you feel like it, tell me your opinion please! It feels nice to be able to have a healthy debate about this subject.
User avatar #30 - kyfvini (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, IMO people that post about them being depressed on the internet are just seeking for attention. Some of them might into the hole, others maybe not. Altough its true that problems require solutions, when you are depressed everything's weird. Ill try to explain that a little more, hope it doesnt bore you:

When you are in a depression, you know the fact that you need to get out. You dont really victimize yourself or seek attention for nothing. Like you said, you see it as a "problem" and you really want to get better. The problem comes that, nothing really makes sense to you. You see no way to go, or feel like nothing is gonna be able to truly help you. That just makes you fall deeper in the thought that you are in a problem, but you just cant get out. Then, everyone that is around you start acknowledging the fact that you are not all right, and that, sadly, doesnt help either. If the people that care about you treat you like a "sick" person, you feel even worse. Its like a dangerous, very harmful and senseless loophole. I think you truly realize you are in a depression when you already are deep into it.

The "fun" thing about it is that depressed people do actually search for help. But having someone that tells you to stop being so pussy, or to just "get out of it", or even someone telling you that you are awesome 24/7 doesnt really help. Treating a depression is something that requires a smooth approach, a lot of confidence and understanding. I also think that you wont ever get out of a depression thanks to anyone. Its a way that you must walk mainly alone, with people supporting you but not walking for you. Thats because of two main reasons: first of all, every healing, objective, dream accomplishment, everything starts at yourself. At opening your eyes, looking yourself at the mirror and saying "I need a change." The second reason is, imo, that no pilar is safe enough to truly depend on it. But yeah, Im already talking too much now, I kinda lost the point.
#7 - [euphoria intensifies]  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Want Christmas tales?... -6
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#17 - If it was that serious, you wouldn't be acting like a little …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Feels +3
User avatar #75 - Icedangel (02/20/2014) [-]
Different people have different forms of expressions. When I hit a depressive low I tend to draw crying people because I know I can't cry myself. Sometimes I write depressing stories where the characters die miserably.

If you're an artist you will make art, regardless of how depressed you are. Until the lack of motivation kicks you in the balls.
User avatar #19 - ogopogofod (02/20/2014) [-]
I agree, this shit goes under "depressed because I'm not getting all the attention" category.
User avatar #18 - kyfvini (02/20/2014) [-]
I sorta agree with the "depression doesnt make you make this kind of pictures and post them on the internet". Altough, maybe the person already overcomed the depression and wants to try to explain how it feels like.

I had to fight a true depression, thats my biggest source to tell you that its not just having to "nut up". Thats all im saying. It just bothered me your attitude with the subject, its more delicate than what you seem to think.
#21 - attifyon (02/20/2014) [-]
Then tell me, if it is more delicate than that why do people on the internet keep acting like they have depression but do little to nothing about it other than posting "eaugh god my life sucks i hate everything ("?
Problems require solutions, and if you claim to have depression but neglect seeking for any sort of help you probably don't have depression and you're just a bitch with teen angst.
I don't actually mean you by saying "you". It's just how I'm used to speaking. No offense.
User avatar #32 - kyfvini (02/20/2014) [-]
or, you know, we could just go play LoL or something. but, really, if you have any questions about it feel free to ask, I think I can try to explain this illness with a close approach, but trying hard not to sound like a whiny faggot. before I lived it, I also thought it was about just growing some balls and getting better, but its seriously more complicated! [spoiler] mordekaiser es el numero uno hueauheuehuaehuaheueahuehaeuhueuaueauhueuaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueuaueauhu euaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueuaueauhueuaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueuaueau hueuaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueuaueauhueuaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueuaue auhueuaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueuaueauhueuaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueua ueauhueuaeuaehuhauuaehueheueahuehaeuhueuaueauhueuaeuaehuhauuaehue [/spoiler]
User avatar #31 - kyfvini (02/20/2014) [-]
(continuation) With all this I just tried to explain that real depression is quite of a big deal. Its seriously weird, the feeling of knowing that you want to get better but not being able to do anything about it. I found a notebook of mine with the sentence “I want to be fine or dead, now.” Its pretty much like that. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut anyways, yeah, this content looks like attention seeking. If you read this and you feel like it, tell me your opinion please! It feels nice to be able to have a healthy debate about this subject.
User avatar #30 - kyfvini (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, IMO people that post about them being depressed on the internet are just seeking for attention. Some of them might into the hole, others maybe not. Altough its true that problems require solutions, when you are depressed everything's weird. Ill try to explain that a little more, hope it doesnt bore you:

When you are in a depression, you know the fact that you need to get out. You dont really victimize yourself or seek attention for nothing. Like you said, you see it as a "problem" and you really want to get better. The problem comes that, nothing really makes sense to you. You see no way to go, or feel like nothing is gonna be able to truly help you. That just makes you fall deeper in the thought that you are in a problem, but you just cant get out. Then, everyone that is around you start acknowledging the fact that you are not all right, and that, sadly, doesnt help either. If the people that care about you treat you like a "sick" person, you feel even worse. Its like a dangerous, very harmful and senseless loophole. I think you truly realize you are in a depression when you already are deep into it.

The "fun" thing about it is that depressed people do actually search for help. But having someone that tells you to stop being so pussy, or to just "get out of it", or even someone telling you that you are awesome 24/7 doesnt really help. Treating a depression is something that requires a smooth approach, a lot of confidence and understanding. I also think that you wont ever get out of a depression thanks to anyone. Its a way that you must walk mainly alone, with people supporting you but not walking for you. Thats because of two main reasons: first of all, every healing, objective, dream accomplishment, everything starts at yourself. At opening your eyes, looking yourself at the mirror and saying "I need a change." The second reason is, imo, that no pilar is safe enough to truly depend on it. But yeah, Im already talking too much now, I kinda lost the point.
#16 - Those ******* retarded piece of **** …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Morrowind Combat System +92
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#28 - spinaltap (02/20/2014) [-]
[spoiler] I'm not sorry [spoiler]
User avatar #53 - arnolddusk (02/20/2014) [-]
*Roll spoilers* The end boss in Morrowind dies.
#17 - qonetwothreefive (02/20/2014) [-]
I hope these fit your purpose as well
#842271 - Any god that relies ENTIRELY on autoattacks and is ranged eg. …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #842272 - crossbone (02/20/2014) [-]
ohhh you're like a wiki for smite, thanks
User avatar #842320 - ohhh (02/20/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #842323 - crossbone (02/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome
#842253 - Most assasins that don't rely entirely on autoattacks can do a…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #842268 - crossbone (02/20/2014) [-]
dude dude dude

what's an AD Carry?
User avatar #842271 - attifyon (02/20/2014) [-]
Any god that relies ENTIRELY on autoattacks and is ranged eg. Neith, Artemis, Apollo, Ah Muzen Cab, Anhur. Their job is to usually crit people's faces off and hit towers while towers hit supports.
User avatar #842272 - crossbone (02/20/2014) [-]
ohhh you're like a wiki for smite, thanks
User avatar #842320 - ohhh (02/20/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #842323 - crossbone (02/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome
#842251 - >kill snorlax first >pikachu evolved into raichu! … 02/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#842250 - Never pick neither in 1v1 if you don't want to get the …  [+] (12 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #843337 - crossbone (02/21/2014) [-]
i tried this build and i got rekt, what did i do wrong
User avatar #843342 - attifyon (02/21/2014) [-]
If you send match id and if it's recent I might be able to watch it to see
User avatar #843340 - attifyon (02/21/2014) [-]
Well, can you keep the Heartseeker's stacks up? How soon did you start ganking? Can you land your 1's efficiently? I usually start with my 1, max it first and my 2 second.
Also, you can replace Bumba's with Death's Toll if you believe you can manage your mana. It lets you become way stronger early game and let you gank extremely soon. I remember getting a score of 4/0 before 3 minute mark.
User avatar #843344 - crossbone (02/21/2014) [-]
i think i ganked way too early.

also wtf is wrong with kali, she raped me so hard (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((999(((99((
User avatar #843349 - attifyon (02/21/2014) [-]
Kali's inhands 2stronk, specially if she gets executioner and qin's sais. It doesn't help that she gets insane early-game penetrations from her passive.
And there's no such thing as ganking too early as thanatos. If you see an enemy with around 50% hp left try to rush to whichever lane he is in. If you have red/orange buff, red pot and death's toll you should be able to shit on pretty much anyone.
User avatar #842252 - crossbone (02/20/2014) [-]
TLDR xDDD

but seriously that looks nice, also can i like use the same build for most assasins and still do good?
User avatar #842253 - attifyon (02/20/2014) [-]
Most assasins that don't rely entirely on autoattacks can do at least somewhat well with this build (arachne, loki, hun batz etc).
However, Thanatos is way more efficient than others with this build. This also used to work very well with Loki if you replace Ninja's Tabi and Asi with Warrior's Tabi and Hydra's Demise, but with the nerf to Hydra you might as well use this exactly.
User avatar #842268 - crossbone (02/20/2014) [-]
dude dude dude

what's an AD Carry?
User avatar #842271 - attifyon (02/20/2014) [-]
Any god that relies ENTIRELY on autoattacks and is ranged eg. Neith, Artemis, Apollo, Ah Muzen Cab, Anhur. Their job is to usually crit people's faces off and hit towers while towers hit supports.
User avatar #842272 - crossbone (02/20/2014) [-]
ohhh you're like a wiki for smite, thanks
User avatar #842320 - ohhh (02/20/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #842323 - crossbone (02/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome
#26 - ***** , it's a controller that controls UNIVERSE. … 02/19/2014 on Choose 1. +1
#3 - "Good news! Your intelligence is at rock bottom! Feel fre… 02/19/2014 on Stupid person found a computer +25
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User avatar #8 - attifyon (07/02/2014) [-]
**attifyon rolls 22,901** hmm
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Do you need those items? :D
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