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| #17 - Of course you'd know, random person on the internet | 01/10/2016 on Gunnerkrigg Court: The... | +15 |
| #1378737 - Notrium, which recently had an updated release on steam. The g… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on Video Games Board - console... | +1 |
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| #1378643 - Hey bro! Long time no see! When will you pay back that one… | 01/09/2016 on Video Games Board - console... | +1 |
| #1378595 - Is there a way to somehow rescue covert operators without goin… | 01/09/2016 on Video Games Board - console... | +1 |
| #30 - Just sell your last fragments of dignity and start taking comm… | 01/08/2016 on How every new artist feel | +6 |
| #4 - >other players realize that the DM is a control freak and t… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/08/2016 on How does one save a donkey | +54 |
| #9 - "Hey look at us we're lesbians!" At least Ellen … [+] (3 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Fuck it | +32 |
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| #5 - I love how he just shoves one of the settlers away like "… | 01/08/2016 on Fallout Park | 0 |
| #5 - That last comment made the post. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/08/2016 on lego remover | +4 |
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| #4 - >before the end of first month >3 pods with 4 chryss… | 01/08/2016 on I don't know what i expected | +9 |
| #3 - 1.get two lighters 2.disassemble them congratulations,… | 01/08/2016 on diy creative motor lighter | +15 |
| #6 - I don't know what game this is from but I'm certain doing this… [+] (16 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on True pain | +251 |
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anon (01/09/2016) [-] THES JOURNEY TO CENTER OF EARTH I JUS WATCH ON HTE OTHER DAY BRENAN FRASIER GET THE GRIL IN HTE END BUT IN BEGIN SHE DONT WANT IT he later attempts to recreate the saw movies with the characters he invites to his cabin, i am not completely unconvinced this was not the reason why It's not, he has mental health problems. If you read the collectibles you find out. Until Dawn, one of the few good PS4 exclusives Also best David Cage game not made by David Cage #33 -
anon (01/08/2016) [-] >having a quick time event this forced >having a quick time event at all >good pick one. It's a choice game. You either do the quick time and get one ending, or don't and get another. Basically. There are a TON of other choices in the game but this one will effect certain things later on. #68 -
anon (01/09/2016) [-] There are not a ton of other choices. The ending of the games basically stays the same no matter how many people you kill or save (unless you kill all of them obviously). I have 4 friends who've beaten the game multiple times trying to do different things and nothing changes enough to matter. A great playthrough the first time though, totally different game unlike anything i've played. Definitely not worth the full retail price i paid though. Selling it soon. I'm sure there's like different dialogue based on choices. for the ending interviews. Such as Ashley leaving Chris to get killed by not opening the door. Or What's his face shooting Emily. It doesn't. The whole game is railroaded as fuck with only a handful of choices actually doing something. Most the time it's the "illusion" of choice. I rented the game for a week and played it seven times making every different choice I could to see how the story molded around them. Don't bother with it unless you can pick it up for under $10 #75 -
ffinfinity (01/10/2016) [-] I feel that is the case with most if not ALL "choice" driven games. It an illusion and the only real change might be a few seconds of dialogue or a different text choice. Its pretty much a let down especially after playing games like mass effect, life is strange, walking dead. Entire game is based on butterfly effect. It might not directly effect the ending but it effects certain character interactions. Which then can effect the ending. | ||
| #33 - Yeah that's cool and all but why [+] (8 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on It's snowing thumbs! | +2 |
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| #1161164 - I topdeck Sacrificial Pact, and politely gesture Jaraxxus to s… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/08/2016 on Pony Thread 15 | +1 |
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| #1377789 - But I don't like it dry, especially when it's a muton or a c… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2016 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
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| #1377781 - Have him read out lyrics to MGR songs. Bonus points if you… | 01/07/2016 on Video Games Board - console... | +1 |
| #1377779 - So I'm on the Gangplank mission on Long War, and I've only got… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
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| #8 - Orcas. They're ******* majestic and unique. They l… | 01/07/2016 on Don't worry he notices you | 0 |
| #4 - average meme bruh, i rate it 6/10. keep improving bruh | 01/07/2016 on Cute girl | 0 |
| #4 - I think comparing it to the average temperature makes more sen… | 01/07/2016 on How cold? | 0 |
| #10 - > is just a way to boost one's self esteem It's not do… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2016 on Ummm | +17 |
| I'm a (nearly) 20 year old male and it gave me different age ratings and attractiveness ratings on different pictures. Like i said, the thing is supposed to be a self esteem booster made to just tell you "you look good" | ||
| #35 - woosh [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2016 on Hey guys im a dad | 0 |
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| #9 - There's also an unmentioned irony in the whole Humantale thing… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on (untitled) | +83 |
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applescryatnight (01/06/2016) [-] i also find it a little funny that they made her muslim, since in islam they believe magic is /real/ but at the same time it is not meant for humans. they made a character thats pure magic into a race that believes magic is taboo. Because diversity mate they did not care to look into the backgrounds of cultures to see if they matched the characters they simply thought as long as there are no CIS straight white people then they did not care. | ||
| #6 - Obi-wan's lightsaber touched Anakin's groin. Boiled his skywal… [+] (14 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Would have saved a whole... | +1018 |
| Right, I forgot most people's balls are in their mouth. Of course. | ||
| #8 - Zaibatsu has the best bachelor pad, god ******* damn. [+] (87 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Shark-pup | +3 |
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tenaciouslee (01/06/2016) [-] I have a whole folder, but I have an even better source than that. /user/vgoo/1#1 anotherponyaccount dumped a dickload of reactons onto vgoo's profile, so I got a lot of them from there. Wanna feel better about yourself? www.fimfiction.net/story/74450/1/an-introduction-to-madness/a-foreign-taste - This was the one that kids found out about at school, and this is the prettied up version My only beef, honestly, with my writing, is that I ramble and I'm only good at writing sad stuff. I've got no reason to be good at writing sad stuff, unless I've got fucked up repressed memories, there's no reason I should be good at writing depressing stories. But, play the hand you're dealt, I guess. That FNAF one, everyone is based on people I know and I like to focus on nothing. No idea if it's in there but I spent 3 sentences on the MC pouring shampoo. Find your style and abuse I guess, man. I guess I just like Schadenfreude but on a depressing level, because the only thing I'm got at, literary speaking, is making people sad. I'm better at fighting than writing a fight, mainly because it's such a physical thing but I can't use the names of moves or people get confused. I realised horror is impossible to instill in words, so I made the story about the people in it rather than the dark brooding evil monsters That get KO'd by characters The oldest and strongest kind of emotion is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown. I've never read horror, but I heard the Shining movie was good. It deviates from the Book, there was no axe, it was a croque mallet, the knife through the door was actually a shard of mirror Again, never read the book. But it looks like Jack Nicholson nailed whatever he was trying to do. it got to a point where Tommy is trying to fight battles that aren't even real, like one time he'll talk about how he needs the devils power to win against the zombies, cut to the next chapter he's had the potential of a nuke the whole time - plot holes and poor characters #145 -
tenaciouslee (01/06/2016) [-] I only had one critic, who was my ex, and she said it was sad, so that's what I'm going off of. I've only shown my work to her, and no one else, because I lost all of it, but that's the only reason I'm saying, "All my work makes people sad.", is because all my work made her sad and that's all I can go off of. I had nobody to read mine, and I'm not gonna use my parents #151 -
tenaciouslee (01/06/2016) [-] From the little bit I peeked at that FNaF fanfic you sent, it seemed pretty good, if that means anything. And if it's okay with you, I'm gonna go ahead and call it a night, all of this has reminded my of my ex, who I loved to death and back, so I'm gonna try and fall asleep before the sad thoughts get here. I don't want any inspiration for another story anytime soon. Goodnight, friend, and and I thank you for talking with me. But that sounds fine, granted I only know of Van Halen, I mean, mine got leaked I had about 10 pages, and the guy was basically a self-insert with a variation of my name He was such a mary sue that it was painful. It only got better writing, I worked on the character for a long time. Now we're similar but not the same I tried my hand at writing. I like writing, but I think I suck. My ex didn't, she liked my dumb, hammered out stories, but none of that matters now. I have no real talents, unfortunately, unless you count being a totally useless loser as being a talent, if so, then I'm the world's next Hou-fucking-Dini. I showed a FNAF fanfic to an author in my family, he's distant enough to be honest, and he felt it was good I'll show if you wanna I then showed him my older stuff and he laughed at it, it was not a comedy I showed nothing. I told my sister and dad I was writing a story one time, but that was it. It was called "Blood Brothers" and it was supposed to be a Bleach fanfic. Nothing came of it, I stopped quickly and deleted it. She used to send me music with a still picture and asked me to whip up something just by listening to it, I wish I could remember the music, it was kinda ambient and it had a picture of a huge beam of light shining on the farm, the music was fucking marvelous, but I forgot the name. And I whipped it up, she liked it, she got me to do a few more, and that petered off. I've tried to keep everything I like a secret unless it wasn't too weird (Like Star Wars or Fallout), otherwise, my interest are a closed, locked book with no key. Also, I've found the video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htv5vrqmoq4 I remember writing something about two brothers who investigated the light, and were brought aboard some sort of craft, and were promised to be shown the wonders of the universe, but they had to separate or something, I dunno, it was garbage. I liked to rewrite all my stories from word one because over time the way I wrote has changed again and again and now I have a style I like Like this: www.fanfiction.net/s/11056546/1/One-Week-at-Freddy-s and so have characters, they've become more real and less plot-holes. I just kept going until I started getting better #131 -
tenaciouslee (01/06/2016) [-] Welcome to today. This day, generally speaking, was a standard day, the yellow sun peered eagerly over the horizon, like a small child, peering through store windows, and climbed it's way to it's throne in the top of the sky, down below, where the small ones rest, was a man. This man was average, he paid his penance to society, he was a model citizen, this man, let's call him Sam, was a good man, a role model, and for all intents and purposes, from an outside perspective, he was happy, he didn't have a girlfriend, his job wasn't glamorous, but somehow, when his statue of a body sat up in bed, and his muscles, like sinewy Earth stretched out, grasping for a non-existent goal, he always found a way to smile, to turn his lips from a sleeping purse to a gentle grin. But he had no reason to be happy, this man did something many men did. He wore a mask. Every day, he'd put on his mask, and his costume, and he'd stride bravely out into the world, rife with enemies who might remove his mask. Underneath his mask, he wasn't a happy man, his job had left him bitter, his loneliness had left him hollow, and every night, he cried himself to sleep, he wanted warmth. The man did try, oh, he did try, he spent lots of money trying, in fact, expensive dinners, wonderous gifts, and even an engagement ring, but, his beau did pass, a car wreck claiming him, leaving him bitter and alone. So why did he do it? He didn't, for long, at least. Every day, he put on the mask, but one day, the mask didn't fit. He had outgrown the smiling mask, his frown too great. And he did put on his costume, but no mask this day, and when he got to work, those around him who pretended to care would ask, "Sam, why are you sad, hmm?", and he'd still try and wear the mask, "I'm not, I just slept late.", he'd say, "I feel kinda drained, let me get my coffee, and I'll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed before you know it.", but his coffee did not change him, nothing could. He was empty, and they'd ask some more, "Sam, what's wrong? Why are you so down?", he deflected the questions like a stalwart knight, but eventually, his shield cracked, his sword, broken in half, his very soul, torn asunder. "I'm sad because I'm empty. Every day, I pretend to be happy, but every day it gets worse. I'm bitter, alone, resentful, spiteful, hateful, to my self, I blame myself for everything.", and Sam stood up. "I need some fresh air.", he left his post, which was uncharacteristic for Sam, being the model worker he is, and he climbed. He climbed the stairs to an airy exit, the skyscrapers like daggers digging into the blue, harming the sun, and making tears fall. He looked over the edge, everything went as normal, the cars would go and stop like ants in a queue, rushing back to their nests, people wandered about like termites inside a woodshop, going in and out of various places. He leaned over the edge, watching the termites and ants roam the streets, as he contemplated himself. He wanted it to be over, and like Daedarus, he decided to fly. But he left his wings at home. See? It's fuck-bad. But, I felt like doing it because self-loathing is healthy, kids. And by she, I meant my ex, so you know. I really need to let all that go. But, whatever, that doesn't matter to anyone. I mean not everyone has to be skilled at writing, you either adapt or you train. I had to train 5 years until I got it I submitted a zombie story that took place in my town for school I played it for a week. I beat the game, I think, either that, or I directly saw the Eldritch truth. The visuals didn't give me a clear clue. I don't really like Liam, I don't really know why, he seemed kinda funny in the Fan mail opening videos, but other than those videos, he always seemed kinda....I dunno, I just don't like him too much. For me, it's Pat, Woolie and Matt. Matt's super funny, because he sounds fucking hammered all the time and it's great. I completely understand. Also, It seems like, without announcement, some videos would just feature them all drunk. and it's infinitely better. It's like the Reboot LP, cept more goofs and gaffs rather than dying nostalgia and sadness. I've yet to see the reboot LP, I've seen their Bloodborne LP (The addition of Matt for the Old Hunters DLC made it alot better, especially with the Steve and Rom segments), their Dark Souls 2 LP (Which is where my preference for the Woolie/Pat LPs came from, but Matt/Pat is great, so is Woolie/Matt) part of their Parasite Eve playthrough, and a few others that I forget. I've not gotten close to seeing all of their LPs. Matt, Pat and Woolie is the best trio in any Youtube thing ever. I've seen many, but I pick and choose here and there. haven't seen devils third or old blood, but still watched shit like Danganronpa 2: The Quickening Electric Boogaloo Ultra Despair Girls, where Woolie and Liam bitch about the english voices for half of the LP and then switch it to Japanese. Probably their most hated LP on the channel, even though i still enjoyed it. My favourites are either Matt/Pat due to me being used to the old style and the episodes so much (They have REALLY good chemistry), or the rare all four of them. An episode recently came out with Matt and Woolie with Danny and Arin from Game Grumps, and I absolutely loved that. I saw the Zaibatsu Grumps episode, and I didn't watch it. I like Danny just fine, but I can't stand Arin because he seems like such an egotistical dickface. My favorite LP of the Zaibatsu is probably either Parasite Eve (Because, like Matt and Pat, Woolie and Pat have good chemistry) or.....I dunno, really, I haven't watched enough of their LPs, so probably Parasite Eve for now. They all really have their chemistry, Matt/Woolie, Pat/Liam, Matt/Pat, Matt/Liam, Woolie/Pat, etc. Only one I can think of that isn't that great is Woolie/Liam. also, I can see where the hate of Arin comes from. Lots of dumb and wierd shit spewing from his mouth. The episode is pretty good, the talking over each other (as per BFP tradition) happens but of course Danny is the one to catch himself and be like "oh sorry, go on" Danny's pretty much the most down to earth person I've seen doing Let's Plays. In Game Grumps, he doesn't talk over Arin, and doesn't call Arin fucking stupid or whatever like Arin does to him, or at least, not too often. Arin has some funny moments (His racist Chinese impression of the dog on Dog Island had me in tears, so did his Bald Bull dialogue in Punch-Out, which they've yet to fucking continue), but overall, he seems like he's trying too hard to be funny, and comes off as egotistical, but then again, a lot of that is what I've seen people saying about him, like, supposedly, people who knew him said he was a total dickface in real life and let the whole "Egoraptor" fame go to his head, along with Suzy Ono he's got with him, he just seems wholly unlikable. I dunno, maybe it's just me, but it kinda ruins things when people act nice on a show and turn out to be complete dicks in real life. Yeah. In my opinion the fact that he's so down to earth made the few times he genuinely got mad/aggressive towards Arin in the show made it that much better/funnier, can't remember the precise video. At least we've got the Zaibatsu with us, who are literally the same in person as they are in their LPs. Their panel in my hometown had me in tears this summer. Seriously my favourite content creators to date, and still going strong. I'm tied between the Zaibatsu and Sips, because Sips' totally chill delivery of his jokes is just fucking hilarious and he's made me double over in tears more times than one. | ||

