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#1267109 - I already did it in Expert mode. Again, set actuators and …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1267112 - granate (07/07/2015) [-]
I haven't actually checked if his projectiles go through walls.

Apparently they don't, what a load of bullshit. 3/4th of his threat relies on those beams and projectiles, they only thing left are his teeth.
#1267101 - I've killed him four times. I do have 3 heart statues, lot…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1267103 - granate (07/07/2015) [-]
Great, now do that in Expert mode.

I didn't say it's impossible, but his eyes, hands and laser beams aren't fun to go up against when each of them deal 100 damage.
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#1267109 - attifyon (07/07/2015) [-]
I already did it in Expert mode.
Again, set actuators and get a Rod of Discord. You're over-dramatizing him.
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#1267112 - granate (07/07/2015) [-]
I haven't actually checked if his projectiles go through walls.

Apparently they don't, what a load of bullshit. 3/4th of his threat relies on those beams and projectiles, they only thing left are his teeth.
#1267051 - >outrunning bosses to defeat them You may as well not p…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1267090 - granate (07/07/2015) [-]
You haven't fought the Moon Lord, then. His constant DPS and area denial makes it hard to survive a long time in an arena.

Unless you have tons of heart statues, the ability to dodge tons of projectiles, outrun his melee attacks and high enough damage to defeat him in a short time, you'll die and have to redo the entire event again.
#1267101 - attifyon (07/07/2015) [-]
I've killed him four times.
I do have 3 heart statues, lots of potions, Celestial Shell, Celestial Stone and Moon Stone, and I always fight him during night. I also have a Cosmic Car Key to help with mobility, and have lots of barriers set with actuators that I activate to avoid the homing bombs and laser attacks.
Don't try to smart-ass me because you can't kill him without pansy-ass minecart tracks, scrublord
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#1267103 - granate (07/07/2015) [-]
Great, now do that in Expert mode.

I didn't say it's impossible, but his eyes, hands and laser beams aren't fun to go up against when each of them deal 100 damage.
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#1267109 - attifyon (07/07/2015) [-]
I already did it in Expert mode.
Again, set actuators and get a Rod of Discord. You're over-dramatizing him.
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#1267112 - granate (07/07/2015) [-]
I haven't actually checked if his projectiles go through walls.

Apparently they don't, what a load of bullshit. 3/4th of his threat relies on those beams and projectiles, they only thing left are his teeth.
#1266957 - I died to him three times on an Expert world with a mediumcore…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/07/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1266966 - granate (07/07/2015) [-]
The golem only needs to be killed once. The cultists spawn every day.

But as already said, the best way to fight Moon Man is to build a long track or use something that outruns the Moon Man, then once you are at the far end of the map or low on health, use the mirror and heal up at the nurse. The Moon Lord won't despawn and follow you to the other end of the map.

Repeat until dead.
#1267051 - attifyon (07/07/2015) [-]
>outrunning bosses to defeat them
You may as well not play the game if you're not gonna do the fighting considering 90% of Terraria's content is fighting.
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#1267090 - granate (07/07/2015) [-]
You haven't fought the Moon Lord, then. His constant DPS and area denial makes it hard to survive a long time in an arena.

Unless you have tons of heart statues, the ability to dodge tons of projectiles, outrun his melee attacks and high enough damage to defeat him in a short time, you'll die and have to redo the entire event again.
#1267101 - attifyon (07/07/2015) [-]
I've killed him four times.
I do have 3 heart statues, lots of potions, Celestial Shell, Celestial Stone and Moon Stone, and I always fight him during night. I also have a Cosmic Car Key to help with mobility, and have lots of barriers set with actuators that I activate to avoid the homing bombs and laser attacks.
Don't try to smart-ass me because you can't kill him without pansy-ass minecart tracks, scrublord
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#1267103 - granate (07/07/2015) [-]
Great, now do that in Expert mode.

I didn't say it's impossible, but his eyes, hands and laser beams aren't fun to go up against when each of them deal 100 damage.
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#1267109 - attifyon (07/07/2015) [-]
I already did it in Expert mode.
Again, set actuators and get a Rod of Discord. You're over-dramatizing him.
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#1267112 - granate (07/07/2015) [-]
I haven't actually checked if his projectiles go through walls.

Apparently they don't, what a load of bullshit. 3/4th of his threat relies on those beams and projectiles, they only thing left are his teeth.
#11 - Psh, amateurs. 07/04/2015 on Facebook RP'ers be like 0
#1265519 - If you don't go below a certain depth, they don't actually agg…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1265523 - johrny (07/04/2015) [-]
I love the overall upgrade of the well feed buff. And yes, i never leave the town without atleast 30 iron and regen potions. But shit. get hit by the head of those things once and say goodbye too 200 of your health!

And i already upgraded all my accessories to +4 defence (so a plus of 24 in total).
#1265516 - I'm post-hardmode on a mediumcore character, it's too late to …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1265517 - johrny (07/04/2015) [-]
Is farming in the desert by all those anal rape worms even possible on medium core?!
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#1265519 - attifyon (07/04/2015) [-]
If you don't go below a certain depth, they don't actually aggro to you. They might still hurt you as they move around, but you're safe as long as you don't retaliate and keep above around 200 feet below surface level.
The key is making an absolute shit ton of regeneration and iron-skin potions. Grenades are also 75 copper now, which makes them incredibly useful since they devastate worm-type enemies.
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#1265523 - johrny (07/04/2015) [-]
I love the overall upgrade of the well feed buff. And yes, i never leave the town without atleast 30 iron and regen potions. But shit. get hit by the head of those things once and say goodbye too 200 of your health!

And i already upgraded all my accessories to +4 defence (so a plus of 24 in total).
#1265513 - >playing softcore  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1265514 - johrny (07/04/2015) [-]
Playing expert on anything different than softcore is plain retarded
#1265516 - attifyon (07/04/2015) [-]
I'm post-hardmode on a mediumcore character, it's too late to bail now.
I've changed builds three times because of permanent item loss.

#1265517 - johrny (07/04/2015) [-]
Is farming in the desert by all those anal rape worms even possible on medium core?!
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#1265519 - attifyon (07/04/2015) [-]
If you don't go below a certain depth, they don't actually aggro to you. They might still hurt you as they move around, but you're safe as long as you don't retaliate and keep above around 200 feet below surface level.
The key is making an absolute shit ton of regeneration and iron-skin potions. Grenades are also 75 copper now, which makes them incredibly useful since they devastate worm-type enemies.
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#1265523 - johrny (07/04/2015) [-]
I love the overall upgrade of the well feed buff. And yes, i never leave the town without atleast 30 iron and regen potions. But shit. get hit by the head of those things once and say goodbye too 200 of your health!

And i already upgraded all my accessories to +4 defence (so a plus of 24 in total).
#5 - Call it irrational all you want, someone still managed to get …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Fears +20
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#10 - prohibullion (06/30/2015) [-]
fatotoshot
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#7 - Lolzster (06/30/2015) [-]
Yeah right. Nice try, shark.
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#9 - coolioshades (06/30/2015) [-]
You're a hero man, I was about to fill my pool with cement cause I thought this could really happen.
#1259004 - Not really cheap, but worth the price unlike ********* 06/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#14 - Character is Marty, from a comic called Cross Platform. 06/22/2015 on The sacrifices a brother'll... 0
#16 - It's pretty good, but mostly because of Jason Statham.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2015 on Racism +5
#18 - eddieblake (06/18/2015) [-]
"Nothing kills me. I'm immune to 179 different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring."
#1256050 - >implying I'm not one of the founding members I bet you… 06/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#40 - I'd be careful if I were you; FJ usually doesn't take such com…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Booty drumming is my... +3
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#41 - ltbuttstrong (06/18/2015) [-]
Um, I meant "I love you faggots"
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#53 - storkillen (06/18/2015) [-]
I suggest removing your sticky at the very least. Unless you want reds.
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#54 - ltbuttstrong (06/18/2015) [-]
Just wanted to express my appreciation. Good call though.
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#55 - storkillen (06/18/2015) [-]
Understandable. But how do I put this nicely... no one fucking cares
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#56 - ltbuttstrong (06/18/2015) [-]
Fair point
#21 - Isn't that the sand guardian, guardian of the sand?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on Devious plan 0
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#23 - nurucio (06/17/2015) [-]
Poseidon quivers before him!
#1253771 - >playing Smite >arena >our Ratatoskr chases a… 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1252889 - >implying Oculus Store will be the only medium to share Ocu… 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1252882 - >implying underground forums don't exist VR not having …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1252883 - beroty (06/16/2015) [-]
get ready to be cockblocked by the Oculus Store
:^)
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#1252893 - sannukas (06/16/2015) [-]
Did you really expect oculus store to have porn?
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#1252894 - beroty (06/16/2015) [-]
yeh
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#1252895 - sannukas (06/16/2015) [-]
Well ur dumb for expecting that.
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#1252889 - attifyon (06/16/2015) [-]
>implying Oculus Store will be the only medium to share Oculus-related stuff.
m8 pls
#13 - Worms have hydrostatic skeletons, which means that they preser…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Gmod worm +14
#16 - meatygoodness (06/15/2015) [-]
Unless it's just the quality of the video, I think that's some sort of bristle worm. They sometimes do this panic spasm when they're attacked or drying out, like a last ditch attempt to get out of a bad situation.

Source: I had a king ragworm do this during vivisection because I hadn't held it in the alcohol solution long enough to properly kill the bastard
#18 - micekill (06/15/2015) [-]
brutal
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#4 - There is a TV series about the city of Gotham just after the m…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2015 on ...You deserve the truth +1
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#7 - poopticklersr (06/12/2015) [-]
its very campy and not very clever with its easter eggs.
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#5 - jinxter (06/12/2015) [-]
No need to tell people about it, it is very popular. I would also recommend it.
#5 - That means you masturbate too much  [+] (33 new replies) 06/12/2015 on "Boner Wave" +94
#31 - sasaiyasasha (06/12/2015) [-]
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#12 - italianfrosttroll (06/12/2015) [-]
That explains a lot. I barely get morning wood. I jerk of twice daily and fuck almost daily. Do I have a problem?
#56 - azzajack (06/13/2015) [-]
Its not really the jerking off thats the problem most likely. Its the porn, try eliminating porn and porn fantasy and see if you get morning wood again.
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#59 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2015) [-]
Ok awesome. I'll stop that nonsense.
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#40 - sonicsyndicate (06/13/2015) [-]
i do the knuckle chuckle on the ol piss pump 4 times a days sometimes it depends how i feel and i get morning wood every morning youve just got premature erectile dysfunction haha
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#66 - italianfrosttroll (06/15/2015) [-]
I've had morning wood every day. I guess I just overlooked it and took it fo granted. Take thatyou sack of nuts. Ps. I'm Canadian.
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#41 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2015) [-]
Aw man screw you I hope not. I'ma not jerk off for a day or two see what happens.
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#42 - sonicsyndicate (06/13/2015) [-]
same things gonna happen
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#44 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2015) [-]
I'll tell you in a day or two.
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#45 - sonicsyndicate (06/13/2015) [-]
can you tell i hate italians
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#46 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2015) [-]
No. Begone you tedious little man.
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#47 - sonicsyndicate (06/13/2015) [-]
well i hate italians
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#28 - toxicovrtake (06/12/2015) [-]
Maybe.
I jerk off probably more than that, and have sex with my fiance once or twice a day, but I still get morning wood.
(I'm not complaining though, morning wood usually accounts for one of the two)
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#6 - alfibrakiz (06/12/2015) [-]
I masturbate only 2-3 times every other day :/
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#13 - goobyman (06/12/2015) [-]
that's a lot. once a day is enough, already a lot. 3 times a week is healthy I think
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#67 - dawggz (06/15/2015) [-]
I masturbate 5 times a day.
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#19 - tridaak (06/12/2015) [-]
Uhh.. I do it often like 3-5 times daily my contribution as FJ mod ... but still get morning wood.
#16 - zvon (06/12/2015) [-]
Masturbating once a day is a lot...
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#55 - pudingcade (06/13/2015) [-]
espcially with that hand
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#17 - goobyman (06/12/2015) [-]
and now you know why you don't have a qt3.14 gf
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#18 - zvon (06/12/2015) [-]
I think that it actually makes my chances better, since it keeps my fetishes in check
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#35 - auronexplains (06/13/2015) [-]
Thank you. I needed this.
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#60 - goobyman (06/13/2015) [-]
no problemerino memeriono
#61 - auronexplains (06/13/2015) [-]
Lol wtf
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#63 - goobyman (06/13/2015) [-]
no seriously, this video really changed me
I stopped masturbating 3 times a day, now i do it once every 2-3 days. wish to reduce it further.
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#64 - auronexplains (06/13/2015) [-]
Yea I'm finding it hard to stop cold turkey. Is porn the part that makes it bad? Is it okay if you don't use porn?
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#65 - goobyman (06/13/2015) [-]
don't go full turkey, but gradually slow down
porn is probably the main factor, but it's all about the portrayal of sex. porn is literally filmed prostitution, so I would say go for something that isn't filmed prostitution. Hentai is worse than porn, by the way. way more rapey shit going on.
Look for something that is loving, sensual, and embodies what sex should really be. go ahead and stop masturbating, but you can keep going if you decide to look for something sensual.
My strategy:
use your imagination.
Sex is all about foreplay, and masturbation shouldn't take 2-5 minutes. It should take about half an hour, just like sex. Have some foreplay, at least imaginative, and then you'll be on your way to having a healthier brain

If you didn't understand that, let me know.
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#62 - goobyman (06/13/2015) [-]
riperino in pepperoni
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#9 - pudingcade (06/12/2015) [-]
1-2 a day some times i skip a day or two
#14 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
Reading this I'm starting to think I have a problem, i masturbate between 3 - 5 times a day.
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#54 - pudingcade (06/13/2015) [-]
well i usually dont have time
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#20 - tridaak (06/12/2015) [-]
#8 - Can't defend LoL, but to be fair, modded Minecraft is one of t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Mein Kraft +9
#107 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
It's resource hungry because it runs on fucking Java.
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#9 - andywazowski (06/11/2015) [-]
Have friend I had in mind who did this. Pretty sure the most "extreme" lvl of modding he did was change the texture pack.
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#5 - niggerjack (06/12/2015) [-]
yeh, i saw where they used the Camembert cheese image. And he's actually wrong about the part where they call pie charts "camembert cheese". They call them pie charts none the less, just in french. "Graphe en tarte" or "graphique circulaire"

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User avatar #9 - mvtjets ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
******* bro
User avatar #10 to #9 - attifyon (04/18/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #8 - attifyon (07/02/2014) [-]
**attifyon rolls 22,901** hmm
User avatar #4 - funnyjunknerdd (11/17/2012) [-]
Do you need those items? :D
User avatar #1 - attifyon (10/04/2012) [-]
*profile comment masturbation*
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