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#55231 - Hey guys, I need a program that I can use to control my keyboa…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #55235 - herblegerble (03/23/2013) [-]
im confused, what's the issue?

just plug your headphones into your speakers/your computer...?
User avatar #55236 - attifyon (03/23/2013) [-]
I don't want my keyboard's speakers to work, and only hear what I'm playing through my headphones. I need a program for this.
User avatar #55313 - necroshiz (03/24/2013) [-]
Can you turn the volume down on your keyboard itself? It shouldn't change the playback on the computer. If it does, I have no idea
User avatar #55395 - attifyon (03/25/2013) [-]
That's the problem, I NEED a program to play it back on my PC.
User avatar #55396 - necroshiz (03/25/2013) [-]
I don't know of any free programs, but you can always pirate Ableton Live. It's pretty kickass, and it should recognize your keyboard as a plugin. Other music studios would work as well.
The only free one I know is LMMS, and idk if it has that feature, but you can always check.
User avatar #55237 - herblegerble (03/23/2013) [-]
oh, so it's not an actual midi keyboard? it's a normal one but plugged in with midi?

in that case, i have an idea:
take a hammer and/or a jackhammer
smash the fuck out of the speakers
User avatar #55307 - necroshiz (03/24/2013) [-]
Can you turn the volume down on your keyboard itself? It shouldn't change the playback on the computer. If it does, I have no idea
User avatar #55308 - herblegerble (03/24/2013) [-]
wrong person
#55238 - attifyon (03/23/2013) [-]
This one time I get a creativity burst and feel like creating a masterpiece.
And you mock me.
Shame on you.
User avatar #55241 - misticalz (03/23/2013) [-]
You can't route it through your computer?
#385457 - Didn't work the first two times I tried it. Oh well. 03/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#385431 - How can I play Brütal Legend on PC using a con troll er?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #385437 - rafeky (03/23/2013) [-]
by plugging in your controller
User avatar #385457 - attifyon (03/23/2013) [-]
Didn't work the first two times I tried it.
Oh well.
#384885 - Picture 03/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#384877 - You're a cool guy for posting these comments. 03/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#384868 - >Not having Good at top and Evil at bottom Disgusting 03/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#384727 - Galaxy Ace doesn't support Chrome, apparently. Well, fuck.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #384737 - youthhh (03/22/2013) [-]
Don't need a phone!
#1 - >mfw >no face  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on Bathroom story +3
User avatar #2 - prettyflyforaderp (03/22/2013) [-]
>mfw i have no face
#384708 - It's cool, man. I once brought my dishes to the bathroom to wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +3
User avatar #384710 - chargrilledawesome (03/22/2013) [-]
I once had a mini brain aneurysm in the middle of a Maths lesson and forgot what numbers were and how to do anything with them.
#384702 - I don't want "virtual reality" displays. I want virt…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #384707 - chargrilledawesome (03/22/2013) [-]
I tried to find differences in both of those phrases before realising what a retard I was
User avatar #384708 - attifyon (03/22/2013) [-]
It's cool, man. I once brought my dishes to the bathroom to wash them, and I didn't realize it until I was done.
User avatar #384710 - chargrilledawesome (03/22/2013) [-]
I once had a mini brain aneurysm in the middle of a Maths lesson and forgot what numbers were and how to do anything with them.
#384636 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xwiuBGi36s 03/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#384627 - 10/10 would bang if i was a sackboy 03/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#384576 - That's weird. About 90 percent of the regulars like Critikal. 03/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#384565 - >Critikal You must like men.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#384574 - cuntdestroyertata (03/22/2013) [-]
hmm when I said i liked him I get red thumbed
User avatar #384576 - attifyon (03/22/2013) [-]
That's weird. About 90 percent of the regulars like Critikal.
User avatar #384568 - Timmietim (03/22/2013) [-]
He's awesome too.
But he doesn't post as often unfortunately.
And i do like men.
#7 - I gotta admit, that's an original plot. But seriously, wha… 03/22/2013 on Read description +1
#5 - 1.Wish for omnipotence The other two don't matter. 03/22/2013 on My wish 0
#5 - Source on bottom picture? For science, you know. Inb4 pict…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Read description 0
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#4 - Let's get this shit rollin'  [+] (12 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Grossly Incadescent! +5
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#35 - renzard (03/22/2013) [-]
420 praise it, faggot.
#37 - erotictentacle (03/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 - anomsssssss (03/22/2013) [-]
i'll be takin' all of those thank you
#47 - erotictentacle (03/22/2013) [-]
Good boy
#4 - That mostly happens to people that know very few scales. T… 03/21/2013 on Out of wubs and notes +1
#382271 - But I wanted to hit 2k with my fireballs. That would be ballin'  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #382295 - princeofbrokensoul (03/20/2013) [-]
that would be BULLSHIT
User avatar #382276 - Gonnafly (03/20/2013) [-]
But they make some good games
#382268 - The 7 year old FBI agents. 03/20/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#382267 - Sooo, Manus Catalyst halves both pyromancy and sorcery, but py…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/20/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #382269 - veradux (03/20/2013) [-]
Put it away when you want to cast pyromancy, that simple.
User avatar #382271 - attifyon (03/20/2013) [-]
But I wanted to hit 2k with my fireballs. That would be ballin'
User avatar #382295 - princeofbrokensoul (03/20/2013) [-]
that would be BULLSHIT
User avatar #382276 - Gonnafly (03/20/2013) [-]
But they make some good games
#379309 - I'm making an elemental side-arm in Dark Souls for enemies tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #379510 - natanhiel (03/17/2013) [-]
Man-Serpent has the 2nd highest Str scaling in the game. Don't element it.

Just get a Zaphander, or a Giants Halberd, or a Lightning Gargoyles Halberd.
User avatar #379336 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
Chaos.
#378779 - >implying I can't kill bosses without the help of sunbro an…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#378785 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
Then why keep Solaire around? You're driving him to insanity yourself if you keep him alive.
#378804 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
The same can be said for Priscilla, she does fuck all other than let you have a PVP area.

She doesn't help you. She doesn't give advice. She does fuck all.
Solaire at least tries to fucking help.
#378805 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
Then kill her too, there's no one stopping you.

You're too much of a little bitch for PvP anyways. You'd just get smoked by other players anyways.
#378810 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
Well gee, you sure told me. Theres only one flaw in that statement.

I don't give a rats ass.
#378814 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
Obviously you do if you keep responding to these.
User avatar #378819 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
Less that, more, it's 2:30 in the morning and I'm tired but don't want to sleep.

Plus I like wasting precious seconds of your life you'll never get back.
#378822 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
I'm already playing a time waster. Good luck with that you moron.
User avatar #378826 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
Do you act like an asshole to everyone who plays that differently or isn't as good at it as well?
User avatar #378827 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
No, it's pretty much only you.
User avatar #378831 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
The evidence says otherwise.
User avatar #378832 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
What evidence? And even if it's there, it isn't as long or consistent as you.
User avatar #378833 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
While that may be the case, the evidence is, a lot of your comments.
User avatar #378837 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
A lot of comments to other players is advice and possible alternatives.
To you, it's downright berating. Ever wonder why?
User avatar #378840 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
I have indeed seen you being an unnecessary asshole a million other times.
User avatar #378852 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
It's called interpretation. You interpret how the text is supposed to be read. Since there's no audio to text, you wouldn't really know how to properly interpret it.
Right now, you're interpreting this as me being an asshole and angry. In reality, it's actually a calm explanation. This post, anyhow.
User avatar #378860 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
I don't expect anger, but I still expect the average "wankerness"

Plus, you also likely expect me as angry.
But as it stands, I'm not either.
User avatar #378842 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
Let's see it then.
User avatar #378847 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
You're asking me to go through your comments at 3 in the morning, for evidence you can probably find yourself. But then, you'd probably just either deny it or not see it because it's how you always act.
#378755 - Says the faggot who told me to kill Sunbro and spare Priscillia.  [+] (20 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#378763 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
Solaire teaches you to rely on others and not assert yourself forcefully.

Priscilla staying alive lets you have a PvP hotspot and an area to go to to farm souls.
#378779 - attifyon (03/17/2013) [-]
>implying I can't kill bosses without the help of sunbro anyway.
>implying I can't burn any phantom's shit.
#378785 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
Then why keep Solaire around? You're driving him to insanity yourself if you keep him alive.
#378804 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
The same can be said for Priscilla, she does fuck all other than let you have a PVP area.

She doesn't help you. She doesn't give advice. She does fuck all.
Solaire at least tries to fucking help.
#378805 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
Then kill her too, there's no one stopping you.

You're too much of a little bitch for PvP anyways. You'd just get smoked by other players anyways.
#378810 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
Well gee, you sure told me. Theres only one flaw in that statement.

I don't give a rats ass.
#378814 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
Obviously you do if you keep responding to these.
User avatar #378819 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
Less that, more, it's 2:30 in the morning and I'm tired but don't want to sleep.

Plus I like wasting precious seconds of your life you'll never get back.
#378822 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
I'm already playing a time waster. Good luck with that you moron.
User avatar #378826 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
Do you act like an asshole to everyone who plays that differently or isn't as good at it as well?
User avatar #378827 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
No, it's pretty much only you.
User avatar #378831 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
The evidence says otherwise.
User avatar #378832 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
What evidence? And even if it's there, it isn't as long or consistent as you.
User avatar #378833 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
While that may be the case, the evidence is, a lot of your comments.
User avatar #378837 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
A lot of comments to other players is advice and possible alternatives.
To you, it's downright berating. Ever wonder why?
User avatar #378840 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
I have indeed seen you being an unnecessary asshole a million other times.
User avatar #378852 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
It's called interpretation. You interpret how the text is supposed to be read. Since there's no audio to text, you wouldn't really know how to properly interpret it.
Right now, you're interpreting this as me being an asshole and angry. In reality, it's actually a calm explanation. This post, anyhow.
User avatar #378860 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
I don't expect anger, but I still expect the average "wankerness"

Plus, you also likely expect me as angry.
But as it stands, I'm not either.
User avatar #378842 - veradux (03/17/2013) [-]
Let's see it then.
User avatar #378847 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2013) [-]
You're asking me to go through your comments at 3 in the morning, for evidence you can probably find yourself. But then, you'd probably just either deny it or not see it because it's how you always act.
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