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#1011750 - First off, you literally walk in the direction of the attack y…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1011774 - Sasher (07/24/2014) [-]
You'd think it'd be that easy...
User avatar #1011779 - attifyon (07/24/2014) [-]
Fuck you
You dont know me
You dont know my story

All jokes aside, it really isn't that hard once you get used to it. Also, you don't have to time it right, just spam light attack when you want to parry. Parrying animation overrides everything else.
#1011735 - Metal Gear Rising is an excellent game of it's genre.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1011741 - Sasher (07/24/2014) [-]
I honestly wouldn't care, but blocking attacks is so fucking difficult like what the fuck. Why do you have to fucking ANGLE yourself EXACTLY in the right position to parry an attack like fuck that shit.
User avatar #1011898 - thechosentroll (07/24/2014) [-]
As a wise man once said, why didn't you fucking DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE?!?
User avatar #1011750 - attifyon (07/24/2014) [-]
First off, you literally walk in the direction of the attack you want to parry and do a light attack. That's as simple as just attacking.
And you can always use the lock-on.
#1011774 - Sasher (07/24/2014) [-]
You'd think it'd be that easy...
User avatar #1011779 - attifyon (07/24/2014) [-]
Fuck you
You dont know me
You dont know my story

All jokes aside, it really isn't that hard once you get used to it. Also, you don't have to time it right, just spam light attack when you want to parry. Parrying animation overrides everything else.
#1011728 - I need this thing to be massive because of all the admin's mi… 07/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1011726 - I cleared up some ground for a base in Minecraft, but I can't …  [+] (42 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1011950 - nsfwcontent (07/24/2014) [-]
Viking longhouse?
Then you can dig the mine into the side of the hill at the back and you also have a patch of water to the top right of the picture to be your boatyard.

User avatar #1011864 - awesomedewd (07/24/2014) [-]
Clearing up is boring.
Build a fuckin' Castle on a Mountain.
User avatar #1011866 - attifyon (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm really shit at building "into" nature. It usually ends up with looking artificial on places it should look natural and natural on places it should look artificial.
User avatar #1011867 - awesomedewd (07/24/2014) [-]
git gud
User avatar #1011848 - feelythefeel (07/24/2014) [-]
You too maybe.
#1011851 - attifyon (07/24/2014) [-]
>playing Multiplayer
>not on a PvP Resonant Rise server
But muh red-matter missiles
User avatar #1011852 - feelythefeel (07/24/2014) [-]
It's a medieval thing, no missiles.
User avatar #1011853 - attifyon (07/24/2014) [-]
Is it modded or not? If it isn't modded, there isn't really much to do.
User avatar #1011854 - feelythefeel (07/24/2014) [-]
No admin's minions, but there are good plugins like Factions. They might even add plagues.
User avatar #1011856 - attifyon (07/24/2014) [-]
Plugins can't even compare to admin's minions, mate.
I'd recommend playing on a modpack like Blood and Bones or Yogscast Complete rather than multiplayer. You won't get to interact with other players but there's so much more to do, like creating your own weapons, magic, new mobs and bosses, improvements to vanilla mobs etc.
Hell, if you can find a good multiplayer server you could play for more than a year and not get bored.
User avatar #1011857 - feelythefeel (07/24/2014) [-]
I've about tired myself out on admin's minions by now.
User avatar #1011980 - teoanon (07/24/2014) [-]
could a nigga get a hookup with server info?
User avatar #1012418 - feelythefeel (07/25/2014) [-]
Well the thing is they only check on a general schedule, which means once every day or two. And sometimes it takes longer because of plans and other priorities. Doesn't make much sense not to be more dedicated to getting new people in considering the server doesn't cap above eleven these days, but whatever.
User avatar #1012421 - teoanon (07/25/2014) [-]
anyway how many people have you rallied in so far?
User avatar #1012422 - feelythefeel (07/25/2014) [-]
Four, just enough to make a nation application.
User avatar #1012424 - teoanon (07/25/2014) [-]
Do you happen to know how land claiming works?
User avatar #1012426 - feelythefeel (07/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've done factions servers before.
User avatar #1012427 - teoanon (07/25/2014) [-]
is it the you need power to claim land and more people equals more power?
along with the if die constantly your power goes down bringing the factions power down?
User avatar #1012428 - feelythefeel (07/25/2014) [-]
That's how it normally works, not sure how it works here.
User avatar #1012073 - feelythefeel (07/24/2014) [-]
pwmc.us/home

Sure. What you'll want to do is go onto the server, do the server test at spawn (The one about the server rules), then fill out a roleplay application. After a while they'll either accept or deny it, and when they accept it you'll be able to join factions and shiz.
User avatar #1012079 - teoanon (07/24/2014) [-]
I made the account, went on the server, got the code and put it in linking my account with the site and am filling out the application now.
User avatar #1012082 - feelythefeel (07/24/2014) [-]
Did you do the server test? They'll deny your application purely on the grounds of having not done the server test yet.
User avatar #1012084 - teoanon (07/24/2014) [-]
I did the test and passed it, so submit application?
User avatar #1012089 - feelythefeel (07/24/2014) [-]
Did you submit it?
User avatar #1012096 - teoanon (07/24/2014) [-]
shit reading the others i realize i could of made mine a lot better
User avatar #1012397 - feelythefeel (07/25/2014) [-]
Tell me how it goes.
User avatar #1012404 - teoanon (07/25/2014) [-]
how long did it take until you were accepted?
User avatar #1012405 - feelythefeel (07/25/2014) [-]
Around twenty four hours, assuming they don't deny it at first.
User avatar #1012407 - teoanon (07/25/2014) [-]
Oh, I was looking at the other applications other people filled out but weren't accepted or denied and one of the guys sent his in like 12 days made a remark about how nobody looked at it two days later and who I assume is a mod acted like a dick
User avatar #1012411 - feelythefeel (07/25/2014) [-]
You mean the one that called the mod a cuntlord?
User avatar #1012414 - teoanon (07/25/2014) [-]
yea but that was after the mod said "yea in two more days" after he already waited
granted nothing will be achieved by calling the mod a cuntlord but still it doesn't appear to be a lot of applications looking at the ones approved and denied
User avatar #1012095 - teoanon (07/24/2014) [-]
alright submitted that shit, now we play the waiting game
User avatar #1012092 - teoanon (07/24/2014) [-]
doing those personal questions about what would your character do takes some time when you made your character a wandering saint of sorts, like nigga why the fuck would a wandering priest hold political value for alliance in marriage
User avatar #1012085 - feelythefeel (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah.
#1011769 - grandmasterjax (07/24/2014) [-]
made one of these once, it was cool.
User avatar #1011847 - feelythefeel (07/24/2014) [-]
Dude, I need you for my faction.
User avatar #1011781 - attifyon (07/24/2014) [-]
A base made entirely of wood and wool that is designed to hold:
-generators powered with lava
-crucibles to create said lava
-a smeltry to process metals and create equipment
-a magic quarters to experiment with sorcery, and most likely pyromancy
-a nuclear reactor later on
Seems very SFW.
#1011760 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
upside down pyramid nigga
User avatar #1011729 - makotoitou (07/24/2014) [-]
minecraft sorta ok
User avatar #1011751 - attifyon (07/24/2014) [-]
>minecraft
>not mincraft
User avatar #1011727 - adunsaveme (07/24/2014) [-]
Make it up as you go along
User avatar #1011728 - attifyon (07/24/2014) [-]
I need this thing to be massive because of all the admin's minions that require space, if I were to make something at random it'd probably end up being inefficient.
#1011137 - Cured my cancer. 07/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1011091 - Gib example you attention whore.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1011143 - finblob (07/23/2014) [-]
Ittle Dew
#1010996 - mincraft. 07/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1010534 - I really don't get why people love tab-targeted games so much.…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #1010605 - thechosentroll (07/22/2014) [-]
I liked to play mage BECAUSE it was a piano simulator. You just cover your entire screen in hotbars, hotkey everything to anything and pretend you're playing a symphony of destruction while everything within a 10-meter radius of your dies.
User avatar #1010562 - Tyranitar (07/22/2014) [-]
I always figured WoW was the top MMO for so long, that a lot of people have invested a lot of time (and money) into it, and abandoning it for another game on a permanent level would make that all a waste. That, and since I've been with the series since Warcraft 3, I'm connected to the story a lot more than I could get with some random MMO that popped up for the sole purpose of trying to challenge WoW.
User avatar #1010557 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/22/2014) [-]
ha
as a pianist and a former wow player, i used to always compare wow to playing the piano. there was a bit of moving around, but when it came to dps, it was like playing an easy, one handed song.
#1010456 - **attifyon rolls 91** 07/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1010386 - **attifyon rolls 52** I don't even want your games 07/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1010344 - Uninstall WoW Install a better MMO Like %90 of them.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1010355 - rafeky (07/22/2014) [-]
>uninstall wow
>install better mmo

pick one
User avatar #1010491 - feelythefeel (07/22/2014) [-]
Realm Reborn maybe?
#1010342 - That's probably the best bundle so far. 07/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1010338 - >not playing in UVHM where less sway can help you clear out… 07/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1005321 - closothehomosexual  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1005323 - adunsaveme (07/16/2014) [-]
he already had his
User avatar #1005351 - closothehomosexual (07/16/2014) [-]
you wanna fucking die
#38 - Worth the watch. 07/15/2014 on Q-SPARTA +1
#1003528 - Just write intense bodylove or get it properly, faggit 07/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1003480 - Oh God, are you still going? Stop. 07/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1003475 - Picture 07/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1003402 - alexanderburns confirmed for 12 year old 07/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1003388 - >Love getting drophacked in league >(i dunno bout th… 07/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1003337 - How's saving Pandora going, faggit?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1003343 - adunsaveme (07/14/2014) [-]
i've turned to saving silly chosen undead instead
User avatar #1003345 - awesomedewd (07/14/2014) [-]
So, you failed?
User avatar #1003349 - adunsaveme (07/14/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #1003350 - awesomedewd (07/14/2014) [-]
Ist that a yes?
#1003329 - Did admon really change they are to their?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1003331 - awesomanium (07/14/2014) [-]
I know he switched your and you're so it's not that far a step
they're their
User avatar #1003332 - awesomanium (07/14/2014) [-]
I don't think they're switched
User avatar #1003340 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
It was a genuine error. I'm a pretty quick typer, so combining that with the way I just type things as I think them, I usually don't end up looking back at grammatical errors.
User avatar #1003342 - awesomanium (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's just nobody trusts my big tittied mommy rite now because of his word filters
User avatar #1003346 - Tyranitar (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah. I wish they would all change color a bit like that one, so you could tell. Until I learned about the filters, I thought some people were speaking gibberish or trolling in their serious comments.
#1003326 - I don't know which one is funnier. The idea of adunsaveme …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1003333 - adunsaveme (07/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1003337 - attifyon (07/14/2014) [-]
How's saving Pandora going, faggit?
User avatar #1003343 - adunsaveme (07/14/2014) [-]
i've turned to saving silly chosen undead instead
User avatar #1003345 - awesomedewd (07/14/2014) [-]
So, you failed?
User avatar #1003349 - adunsaveme (07/14/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #1003350 - awesomedewd (07/14/2014) [-]
Ist that a yes?
#1003325 - 10/10 acting I can smell the alcohol from you're comment.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1003476 - googleoverlords (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah it was bad acting. But I was drunk. Don't know how to actually show it anymore. I sobered up a lot. Head hurts and I feel like digestive end product. I'm pretty much regretting this whole thread.
#1003480 - attifyon (07/14/2014) [-]
Oh God, are you still going?
Stop.
#15 - That's not how you write Cromartie High But he's rig… 07/14/2014 on Shounen adventure 2:... 0
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User avatar #8 - attifyon (07/02/2014) [-]
**attifyon rolls 22,901** hmm
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Do you need those items? :D
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