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#1001700 - It is a mere illusion of "burst" Get Book of Tho…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1001721 - reaperoxide (07/12/2014) [-]
Book of Thoth is disgusting. I would only ever get it on Ao and I don't play stupidly easy gods. I agree on Soul Reaver though.
User avatar #1001722 - attifyon (07/12/2014) [-]
>second best magical power item
You're right it is disgusting.
User avatar #1001769 - crossbone (07/12/2014) [-]
ur faec is diskusting m8
User avatar #1001771 - attifyon (07/12/2014) [-]
At least I'm good at Smote
User avatar #1001772 - crossbone (07/12/2014) [-]
1v1 nerd i rek ur faec so hard you're name will be rektifyon
User avatar #1001775 - crossbone (07/12/2014) [-]
ur*
User avatar #1001780 - attifyon (07/12/2014) [-]
>can't even shittalk
The only thing you can beat me at is being a casual.
User avatar #1001783 - crossbone (07/12/2014) [-]
motherfucker, lets go m8 1v1
#1001796 - attifyon (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm really tired of 1v1ing with people from NA.
And if we 1v1d on EU you wouldn't stand a chance.
User avatar #1001805 - crossbone (07/12/2014) [-]
2scared m8 hahaha rekt puccy
User avatar #1001723 - reaperoxide (07/12/2014) [-]
1 v 1 me brah

Anyway disgusting is a strong word, I'm just not a fan of it.
User avatar #1001704 - crossbone (07/12/2014) [-]
Okay so i thought about this

Bancroft > pen boots > book of thoth > spear > tahuti > chronos pendant or BP of valor
User avatar #1001706 - attifyon (07/12/2014) [-]
Looks good.
User avatar #1001703 - crossbone (07/12/2014) [-]
god damn, alrighty
#1001694 - >soul reaver  [+] (16 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1001699 - crossbone (07/12/2014) [-]
its op
User avatar #1001700 - attifyon (07/12/2014) [-]
It is a mere illusion of "burst"
Get Book of Thoth before Tahuti or something. Soul Reaver is only good if you're literally fighting against 15 tanks or if the rest of your team also has it.
User avatar #1001721 - reaperoxide (07/12/2014) [-]
Book of Thoth is disgusting. I would only ever get it on Ao and I don't play stupidly easy gods. I agree on Soul Reaver though.
User avatar #1001722 - attifyon (07/12/2014) [-]
>second best magical power item
You're right it is disgusting.
User avatar #1001769 - crossbone (07/12/2014) [-]
ur faec is diskusting m8
User avatar #1001771 - attifyon (07/12/2014) [-]
At least I'm good at Smote
User avatar #1001772 - crossbone (07/12/2014) [-]
1v1 nerd i rek ur faec so hard you're name will be rektifyon
User avatar #1001775 - crossbone (07/12/2014) [-]
ur*
User avatar #1001780 - attifyon (07/12/2014) [-]
>can't even shittalk
The only thing you can beat me at is being a casual.
User avatar #1001783 - crossbone (07/12/2014) [-]
motherfucker, lets go m8 1v1
#1001796 - attifyon (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm really tired of 1v1ing with people from NA.
And if we 1v1d on EU you wouldn't stand a chance.
User avatar #1001805 - crossbone (07/12/2014) [-]
2scared m8 hahaha rekt puccy
User avatar #1001723 - reaperoxide (07/12/2014) [-]
1 v 1 me brah

Anyway disgusting is a strong word, I'm just not a fan of it.
User avatar #1001704 - crossbone (07/12/2014) [-]
Okay so i thought about this

Bancroft > pen boots > book of thoth > spear > tahuti > chronos pendant or BP of valor
User avatar #1001706 - attifyon (07/12/2014) [-]
Looks good.
User avatar #1001703 - crossbone (07/12/2014) [-]
god damn, alrighty
#1001229 - On the list of failed trolls, this ranks pretty high. Cons…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1001232 - rebornpooper (07/11/2014) [-]
r00d
#1001323 - loopymoomoo (07/11/2014) [-]
oh god this youtube series was fucked
User avatar #1001231 - zelik (07/11/2014) [-]
trolled
#1001224 - "new god looks op as **** " -crossbo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1001225 - crossbone (07/11/2014) [-]
but muh new type of CC
#1001222 - >not hyping over the next god What kind of casual are you?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1001223 - crossbone (07/11/2014) [-]
new god looks op as fuck honestly
User avatar #1001224 - attifyon (07/11/2014) [-]
"new god looks op as fuck"
-crossbone before every single god's release
User avatar #1001225 - crossbone (07/11/2014) [-]
but muh new type of CC
#1001179 - >lol >skill topkek  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1001181 - SirSheepy (07/11/2014) [-]
#1221 - +80 pinkies 1201 comments Never change, Funnyjunk 07/11/2014 on Steam Giveaway 0
#1001140 - what danield said, but less sarcasm. 07/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1000191 - it says "steam commun-unity" so it probably is.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1000192 - tempman (07/10/2014) [-]
I knew it, I didn't notice it but it seemed way too shady to be real. Thanks.
#999587 - Looks better, I think. Now it looks like a super-smart rac…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#999729 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2014) [-]
No, thats the GLORIOUS ROBOT WORM, ALL HAIL HIS DARK COMING.
#999575 - Knee not covered = screaming to get broken, so there's that. …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#999581 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2014) [-]
What if I give it actual robot legs.
Now it's a cyborg.
#999587 - attifyon (07/10/2014) [-]
Looks better, I think.
Now it looks like a super-smart race of space worms that advanced enough to create their own legs, arms, eyes and mouths because god didn't give them any.
#999729 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2014) [-]
No, thats the GLORIOUS ROBOT WORM, ALL HAIL HIS DARK COMING.
#999560 - I don't know man, just my two cents. The limbs look awkward wh…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #999571 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2014) [-]
Well, the knee is both hardto cover and, if covered, logically, knee won't work too good.
And the other circle isn't it's leg.
User avatar #999575 - attifyon (07/10/2014) [-]
Knee not covered = screaming to get broken, so there's that.
Just put one of those shield things from tribal stage or one of the health upgrades from the mechanical parts pack.
#999581 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2014) [-]
What if I give it actual robot legs.
Now it's a cyborg.
#999587 - attifyon (07/10/2014) [-]
Looks better, I think.
Now it looks like a super-smart race of space worms that advanced enough to create their own legs, arms, eyes and mouths because god didn't give them any.
#999729 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2014) [-]
No, thats the GLORIOUS ROBOT WORM, ALL HAIL HIS DARK COMING.
#999540 - I know, that's why I said fake robot limbs. They look like fak…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #999544 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2014) [-]
Thats retarded though, whats the point of armour if it doesn't cover a large surface?
#999560 - attifyon (07/10/2014) [-]
I don't know man, just my two cents. The limbs look awkward when the rest of the leg is heavily armored and they are just bare.
User avatar #999571 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2014) [-]
Well, the knee is both hardto cover and, if covered, logically, knee won't work too good.
And the other circle isn't it's leg.
User avatar #999575 - attifyon (07/10/2014) [-]
Knee not covered = screaming to get broken, so there's that.
Just put one of those shield things from tribal stage or one of the health upgrades from the mechanical parts pack.
#999581 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2014) [-]
What if I give it actual robot legs.
Now it's a cyborg.
#999587 - attifyon (07/10/2014) [-]
Looks better, I think.
Now it looks like a super-smart race of space worms that advanced enough to create their own legs, arms, eyes and mouths because god didn't give them any.
#999729 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2014) [-]
No, thats the GLORIOUS ROBOT WORM, ALL HAIL HIS DARK COMING.
#999524 - >flesh feet on fake robot limbs Do everyone a favor, ne…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#999530 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2014) [-]
They're not fake robot limbs, it's armour plating.
For his safety as he destroys worlds and consumes stars.
THIS is robot legs.
User avatar #999540 - attifyon (07/10/2014) [-]
I know, that's why I said fake robot limbs. They look like fake robot limbs because the flesh is barely visible. They'd look more like actual armor if you scaled them down a bit or placed some other decors on the open spots to give the impression that those are plates are armor.
User avatar #999544 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2014) [-]
Thats retarded though, whats the point of armour if it doesn't cover a large surface?
#999560 - attifyon (07/10/2014) [-]
I don't know man, just my two cents. The limbs look awkward when the rest of the leg is heavily armored and they are just bare.
User avatar #999571 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2014) [-]
Well, the knee is both hardto cover and, if covered, logically, knee won't work too good.
And the other circle isn't it's leg.
User avatar #999575 - attifyon (07/10/2014) [-]
Knee not covered = screaming to get broken, so there's that.
Just put one of those shield things from tribal stage or one of the health upgrades from the mechanical parts pack.
#999581 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2014) [-]
What if I give it actual robot legs.
Now it's a cyborg.
#999587 - attifyon (07/10/2014) [-]
Looks better, I think.
Now it looks like a super-smart race of space worms that advanced enough to create their own legs, arms, eyes and mouths because god didn't give them any.
#999729 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2014) [-]
No, thats the GLORIOUS ROBOT WORM, ALL HAIL HIS DARK COMING.
#999186 - I can feel Down syndrome developing in my body. Can you fe… 07/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#999182 - Except I called you retarded before you started to call me retarded.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #999183 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that you are one.
User avatar #999269 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
omg can't you guys see you're tearing this family apart
User avatar #999276 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm not related with that degenerate.
User avatar #999280 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
#999186 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
I can feel Down syndrome developing in my body.
Can you feel yours disappearing?
#999174 - So you're saying your entire team stood close enough and didn'…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #999175 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Funny, that goes for you too.
User avatar #999182 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
Except I called you retarded before you started to call me retarded.
User avatar #999183 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that you are one.
User avatar #999269 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
omg can't you guys see you're tearing this family apart
User avatar #999276 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm not related with that degenerate.
User avatar #999280 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
#999186 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
I can feel Down syndrome developing in my body.
Can you feel yours disappearing?
#999170 - Wow. You are literally too dumb to insult. All I can s…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#999172 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Are you fucking stupid?
I'm saying they were a bit too generous with the mesmerize even IF you have a stupid team that breaks it.
If so, what the fuck is the problem if they take half a second or one second off of it? No one is going to use the full 3 seconds anyway, right? Fucking retard. All you do is think you're right from a theoretical point of view.
Where as I just fucking played a match where the mesmerize obliterated the entire team because everyone was mesmerized for a whole fucking 3 seconds constantly. Giving them time to use their abilities properly and apply all sorts of DOTS.
If you're too stupid to realize what critique is, instead of finding excuses to avoid something, then I don't even know man. You're just too stupid.
User avatar #999174 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
So you're saying your entire team stood close enough and didn't even respond to Kumbhakarna walking up to you and mesmerizing all of you, resulting in your entire team getting destroyed?
keep saying "im not retarded, you are retarded!", maybe it will come true.
User avatar #999175 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Funny, that goes for you too.
User avatar #999182 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
Except I called you retarded before you started to call me retarded.
User avatar #999183 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that you are one.
User avatar #999269 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
omg can't you guys see you're tearing this family apart
User avatar #999276 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm not related with that degenerate.
User avatar #999280 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
#999186 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
I can feel Down syndrome developing in my body.
Can you feel yours disappearing?
#999167 - >implying your ranking is high enough to get matched agains…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #999168 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
"You will never"
Except I just had a match like that.
It's not like he can initiate again or run to you or blink with an item or any of that amirite.
but I bet every player is also too stupid at my level to even use that amirite.
Stop being a retard.
#999170 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
Wow.
You are literally too dumb to insult.
All I can say at this point is: if you can't learn from your own mistakes, nobody else can learn for you.
Or you can just keep complaining and hope that everything but the god you play gets nerfed so you can become successful without even bothering.
Whichever one helps you sleep at night.
#999172 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Are you fucking stupid?
I'm saying they were a bit too generous with the mesmerize even IF you have a stupid team that breaks it.
If so, what the fuck is the problem if they take half a second or one second off of it? No one is going to use the full 3 seconds anyway, right? Fucking retard. All you do is think you're right from a theoretical point of view.
Where as I just fucking played a match where the mesmerize obliterated the entire team because everyone was mesmerized for a whole fucking 3 seconds constantly. Giving them time to use their abilities properly and apply all sorts of DOTS.
If you're too stupid to realize what critique is, instead of finding excuses to avoid something, then I don't even know man. You're just too stupid.
User avatar #999174 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
So you're saying your entire team stood close enough and didn't even respond to Kumbhakarna walking up to you and mesmerizing all of you, resulting in your entire team getting destroyed?
keep saying "im not retarded, you are retarded!", maybe it will come true.
User avatar #999175 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Funny, that goes for you too.
User avatar #999182 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
Except I called you retarded before you started to call me retarded.
User avatar #999183 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that you are one.
User avatar #999269 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
omg can't you guys see you're tearing this family apart
User avatar #999276 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm not related with that degenerate.
User avatar #999280 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
#999186 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
I can feel Down syndrome developing in my body.
Can you feel yours disappearing?
#999106 - You keep saying that his mesmerize is ridiculous, but it reall…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #999112 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
No, you don't understand how powerful it is when he damages a lot himself too.
Fucking mesmerize. Fucking team gets loads of time to aim their DOT or just strong abilities. Fucking rooted with the big ass hammer. Mesmerize ready again. 95% bullshit statistic. It really is.
#999167 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
>implying your ranking is high enough to get matched against a team that doesn't break mesmerize the moment Kumbha puts it
lel
You're still saying "look at how fucking powerful this ability can be" when that level of coordination is seen only on pro level. Yes, it can be powerful, but no, you will most likely never get obliterated like that. And you can always use beads to get out, but that doesn't mean you have to stand around for another 15 seconds and give them another shot at raping your asshole while you're sleeping.
Stop acting like a bitch if you don't want to end up dead like a bitch.
User avatar #999168 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
"You will never"
Except I just had a match like that.
It's not like he can initiate again or run to you or blink with an item or any of that amirite.
but I bet every player is also too stupid at my level to even use that amirite.
Stop being a retard.
#999170 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
Wow.
You are literally too dumb to insult.
All I can say at this point is: if you can't learn from your own mistakes, nobody else can learn for you.
Or you can just keep complaining and hope that everything but the god you play gets nerfed so you can become successful without even bothering.
Whichever one helps you sleep at night.
#999172 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Are you fucking stupid?
I'm saying they were a bit too generous with the mesmerize even IF you have a stupid team that breaks it.
If so, what the fuck is the problem if they take half a second or one second off of it? No one is going to use the full 3 seconds anyway, right? Fucking retard. All you do is think you're right from a theoretical point of view.
Where as I just fucking played a match where the mesmerize obliterated the entire team because everyone was mesmerized for a whole fucking 3 seconds constantly. Giving them time to use their abilities properly and apply all sorts of DOTS.
If you're too stupid to realize what critique is, instead of finding excuses to avoid something, then I don't even know man. You're just too stupid.
User avatar #999174 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
So you're saying your entire team stood close enough and didn't even respond to Kumbhakarna walking up to you and mesmerizing all of you, resulting in your entire team getting destroyed?
keep saying "im not retarded, you are retarded!", maybe it will come true.
User avatar #999175 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Funny, that goes for you too.
User avatar #999182 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
Except I called you retarded before you started to call me retarded.
User avatar #999183 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that you are one.
User avatar #999269 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
omg can't you guys see you're tearing this family apart
User avatar #999276 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm not related with that degenerate.
User avatar #999280 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
#999186 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
I can feel Down syndrome developing in my body.
Can you feel yours disappearing?
User avatar #999135 - tentaquil (07/09/2014) [-]
Consider this: Kumba is a support tank, his CC is INSANE as fuck. but his damage is like trying to break the great wall of china with a plastic spoon
User avatar #999271 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
i did that once
#999104 - >hardly makes a difference With any god that deals DoT …  [+] (17 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #999105 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
>With any god that doesn't deal DoT damage mesmerize is basically fucking brutal.
It is when it comes to time.
User avatar #999106 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
You keep saying that his mesmerize is ridiculous, but it really isn't. Sure, 3 seconds of immobility can be harmful, but any damage breaks it and there's a %95 chance that someone will break the mesmerize.
If the enemy team stands inside Ao's tornado until it disappears and don't even bother with dodging his ultimate, even the tank would survive with little health left. Fucking overpowered, I tell you.
User avatar #999112 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
No, you don't understand how powerful it is when he damages a lot himself too.
Fucking mesmerize. Fucking team gets loads of time to aim their DOT or just strong abilities. Fucking rooted with the big ass hammer. Mesmerize ready again. 95% bullshit statistic. It really is.
#999167 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
>implying your ranking is high enough to get matched against a team that doesn't break mesmerize the moment Kumbha puts it
lel
You're still saying "look at how fucking powerful this ability can be" when that level of coordination is seen only on pro level. Yes, it can be powerful, but no, you will most likely never get obliterated like that. And you can always use beads to get out, but that doesn't mean you have to stand around for another 15 seconds and give them another shot at raping your asshole while you're sleeping.
Stop acting like a bitch if you don't want to end up dead like a bitch.
User avatar #999168 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
"You will never"
Except I just had a match like that.
It's not like he can initiate again or run to you or blink with an item or any of that amirite.
but I bet every player is also too stupid at my level to even use that amirite.
Stop being a retard.
#999170 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
Wow.
You are literally too dumb to insult.
All I can say at this point is: if you can't learn from your own mistakes, nobody else can learn for you.
Or you can just keep complaining and hope that everything but the god you play gets nerfed so you can become successful without even bothering.
Whichever one helps you sleep at night.
#999172 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Are you fucking stupid?
I'm saying they were a bit too generous with the mesmerize even IF you have a stupid team that breaks it.
If so, what the fuck is the problem if they take half a second or one second off of it? No one is going to use the full 3 seconds anyway, right? Fucking retard. All you do is think you're right from a theoretical point of view.
Where as I just fucking played a match where the mesmerize obliterated the entire team because everyone was mesmerized for a whole fucking 3 seconds constantly. Giving them time to use their abilities properly and apply all sorts of DOTS.
If you're too stupid to realize what critique is, instead of finding excuses to avoid something, then I don't even know man. You're just too stupid.
User avatar #999174 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
So you're saying your entire team stood close enough and didn't even respond to Kumbhakarna walking up to you and mesmerizing all of you, resulting in your entire team getting destroyed?
keep saying "im not retarded, you are retarded!", maybe it will come true.
User avatar #999175 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Funny, that goes for you too.
User avatar #999182 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
Except I called you retarded before you started to call me retarded.
User avatar #999183 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that you are one.
User avatar #999269 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
omg can't you guys see you're tearing this family apart
User avatar #999276 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm not related with that degenerate.
User avatar #999280 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
#999186 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
I can feel Down syndrome developing in my body.
Can you feel yours disappearing?
User avatar #999135 - tentaquil (07/09/2014) [-]
Consider this: Kumba is a support tank, his CC is INSANE as fuck. but his damage is like trying to break the great wall of china with a plastic spoon
User avatar #999271 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
i did that once
#999097 - >it's a mesmerize, not a stun >Geb's ultimate also h…  [+] (26 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #999099 - ramerez (07/09/2014) [-]
Geb only does 35% damage now.
User avatar #999098 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
What the fuck is the difference between a stun and a mesmerize?
>It's his ultinatem if course it's supposed to damage. It's not 50% of the target's HP. It's their CURRENT health too.
>I'm talking about the stun.
>Kumba can use it when he's dead.
I'm not sure what you're trying to point out here, but it's stupid.
I'm STILL talking about the stun/mesmerizie. The fucking 3 seconds compared to 1,8 seconds.
What other AOE stun should I compare it to? It's his 3rd fucking ability with 15 seconds cooldown.
User avatar #999100 - ramerez (07/09/2014) [-]
stun means the person is stuck there no matter what. A mesmerize means they are stuck there until damage.
User avatar #999101 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
I see.
Hardly makes a difference. Especially since you can also just use the purification beads to get out of that one ultimate and have the beads ready again when the stun ultimate is up.
Unlike with kumba.
User avatar #999104 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
>hardly makes a difference
With any god that deals DoT damage (Arachne, Ao Kuang, Ah Muzen Cab etc.), mesmerize is basically a 0.1 second stun.
It is a strong ability, but still not more powerful than Geb's ultimate, or Ymir's stun.
User avatar #999105 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
>With any god that doesn't deal DoT damage mesmerize is basically fucking brutal.
It is when it comes to time.
User avatar #999106 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
You keep saying that his mesmerize is ridiculous, but it really isn't. Sure, 3 seconds of immobility can be harmful, but any damage breaks it and there's a %95 chance that someone will break the mesmerize.
If the enemy team stands inside Ao's tornado until it disappears and don't even bother with dodging his ultimate, even the tank would survive with little health left. Fucking overpowered, I tell you.
User avatar #999112 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
No, you don't understand how powerful it is when he damages a lot himself too.
Fucking mesmerize. Fucking team gets loads of time to aim their DOT or just strong abilities. Fucking rooted with the big ass hammer. Mesmerize ready again. 95% bullshit statistic. It really is.
#999167 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
>implying your ranking is high enough to get matched against a team that doesn't break mesmerize the moment Kumbha puts it
lel
You're still saying "look at how fucking powerful this ability can be" when that level of coordination is seen only on pro level. Yes, it can be powerful, but no, you will most likely never get obliterated like that. And you can always use beads to get out, but that doesn't mean you have to stand around for another 15 seconds and give them another shot at raping your asshole while you're sleeping.
Stop acting like a bitch if you don't want to end up dead like a bitch.
User avatar #999168 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
"You will never"
Except I just had a match like that.
It's not like he can initiate again or run to you or blink with an item or any of that amirite.
but I bet every player is also too stupid at my level to even use that amirite.
Stop being a retard.
#999170 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
Wow.
You are literally too dumb to insult.
All I can say at this point is: if you can't learn from your own mistakes, nobody else can learn for you.
Or you can just keep complaining and hope that everything but the god you play gets nerfed so you can become successful without even bothering.
Whichever one helps you sleep at night.
#999172 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Are you fucking stupid?
I'm saying they were a bit too generous with the mesmerize even IF you have a stupid team that breaks it.
If so, what the fuck is the problem if they take half a second or one second off of it? No one is going to use the full 3 seconds anyway, right? Fucking retard. All you do is think you're right from a theoretical point of view.
Where as I just fucking played a match where the mesmerize obliterated the entire team because everyone was mesmerized for a whole fucking 3 seconds constantly. Giving them time to use their abilities properly and apply all sorts of DOTS.
If you're too stupid to realize what critique is, instead of finding excuses to avoid something, then I don't even know man. You're just too stupid.
User avatar #999174 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
So you're saying your entire team stood close enough and didn't even respond to Kumbhakarna walking up to you and mesmerizing all of you, resulting in your entire team getting destroyed?
keep saying "im not retarded, you are retarded!", maybe it will come true.
User avatar #999175 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Funny, that goes for you too.
User avatar #999182 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
Except I called you retarded before you started to call me retarded.
User avatar #999183 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that you are one.
User avatar #999269 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
omg can't you guys see you're tearing this family apart
User avatar #999276 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm not related with that degenerate.
User avatar #999280 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
#999186 - attifyon (07/09/2014) [-]
I can feel Down syndrome developing in my body.
Can you feel yours disappearing?
User avatar #999135 - tentaquil (07/09/2014) [-]
Consider this: Kumba is a support tank, his CC is INSANE as fuck. but his damage is like trying to break the great wall of china with a plastic spoon
User avatar #999271 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
i did that once
User avatar #999102 - ramerez (07/09/2014) [-]
You can beads the geb ult but still 35% damage. You can also beads Kumba mez also.
User avatar #999103 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Yeah you can, but that's a huge fucking waste because it has a huge cooldown compared to kumba's mere 15 seconds.

You can use the thing that makes you invulnerable against Geb's damage.
User avatar #999108 - ramerez (07/09/2014) [-]
aegis. That will basically be you stunning yourself because you are stuck there for 1-2 seconds without taking damage. If you use the aegis pendent you still get stunned
User avatar #999113 - tylosaurus (07/09/2014) [-]
Difference is that you don't take damage. What would you rather? 1,8 seconds stun + damage or 1-2 seconds stun, but invulnerable to ALL damage?
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User avatar #997546 - leadstriker (07/07/2014) [-]
chill nigga
this ain't starcraft
User avatar #997559 - adunsaveme (07/07/2014) [-]
you fucking what
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Like his dreams.
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