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#19 - I'm almost certain this is Dofus. There was an episode where t… 10/13/2015 on (untitled) 0
#152 - >legitimately democratic >Assad m8  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2015 on Oops 0
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#153 - upunkpunk (10/12/2015) [-]
His party won the elections. He's not King Assad he was elected unlike the Saudis.
#5 - I don't really care about Turkey getting into EU. What I h…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/11/2015 on Poor Turkey +2
#18 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
Why wouldn't it? Being half-occupied aside, Cyprus' economy was booming at the time it entered the EU.
#11 - hurzg (10/11/2015) [-]
I don't even understand why Greece was let in.
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#17 - herecomesjohnny (10/15/2015) [-]
Guys, the EU isn't a cool kids club where you only get in if you wear a popped Abercrombie collar. The goal was precisely to let even poorer countries in as to consolidate economic regionalism through international free market policies (although it all started with three different organs with various goals fusing into one organ with 3 pillars of policies, then etc voilà).
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#14 - echsa (10/11/2015) [-]
because they cheated on their finance statistics
#15 - I wouldn't call it ******* insane so long as he doesn't… 10/11/2015 on title i guess 0
#10 - "Imaginary" friends or autistic retards from a websi…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2015 on title i guess +1
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#14 - bloodmadnertwo (10/10/2015) [-]
Mainly because being batshit insane means you're batshit insane. With a good feeling or otherwise XD.
#15 - attifyon (10/11/2015) [-]
I wouldn't call it batshit insane so long as he doesn't outright talk to them out in the public or act like they're real beings.
#18 - The company that bought the rights to do an English dub and re…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2015 on when the dubbers don't care +4
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#26 - ilaughyouwin (10/09/2015) [-]
Thanks !
#5 - topkek > popkek topkek is cheaper, tastes better and is… 10/06/2015 on this is a thing now 0
#102 - That attitude is how people end up lonely and miserable. K…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2015 on no to racism -1
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#103 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
I have a wife and 4 kids.

I will never be lonely...
#99 - Makes you seem like you don't know what you're talking ab…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2015 on no to racism -1
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#101 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Just two more reasons to not give a shit about worthless fucking talking monkeys.

Their loss.

Why waste the time and energy?
#102 - attifyon (10/06/2015) [-]
That attitude is how people end up lonely and miserable.
Keep being a smug prick if you want to, nobody is missing out on anything or anyone significant by staying away from you.
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#103 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
I have a wife and 4 kids.

I will never be lonely...
#86 - So now we're idiots? Okay. And I don't think cooking food …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/05/2015 on no to racism +2
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#98 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Incinerating diseased carcasses is not only the preferred method of disposal by the CDC and every other government medical bodies, but it is also the Dignified form of burial in many of the world's cultures...
#87 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
#83 - If you want to convince people you're right, you should probab…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/05/2015 on no to racism +2
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#97 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Why?

I am almost always right, even when FJ users are being fucking cunts...

Is there some kind of cunt acceptance movement going around now?
#99 - attifyon (10/06/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem
Makes you seem like you don't know what you're talking about even if you're 100% right.
And the whole "I'm almost always right" part would just push people away from arguing with you considering it shows that you're not going to accept that you're wrong when you are wrong.
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#101 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Just two more reasons to not give a shit about worthless fucking talking monkeys.

Their loss.

Why waste the time and energy?
#102 - attifyon (10/06/2015) [-]
That attitude is how people end up lonely and miserable.
Keep being a smug prick if you want to, nobody is missing out on anything or anyone significant by staying away from you.
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#103 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
I have a wife and 4 kids.

I will never be lonely...
#84 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
I tried being nice, but no longer mister nice schnizel. Also m8 you don't see Gordon Ramsay being fucking calm when he sees idiots cooking shit.
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#86 - attifyon (10/05/2015) [-]
So now we're idiots? Okay.
And I don't think cooking food and cooking people are on the same page.
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#98 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Incinerating diseased carcasses is not only the preferred method of disposal by the CDC and every other government medical bodies, but it is also the Dignified form of burial in many of the world's cultures...
#87 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
#80 - >"First off, yes, we are half banana" >&qu…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/05/2015 on no to racism +3
#82 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
I never said that you lying cunt. I said:
>We share 50% of our DNA with bananas, are we 50% banana?
I was asking a question.
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#83 - attifyon (10/05/2015) [-]
If you want to convince people you're right, you should probably stop calling them cunts, then.
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#97 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Why?

I am almost always right, even when FJ users are being fucking cunts...

Is there some kind of cunt acceptance movement going around now?
#99 - attifyon (10/06/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem
Makes you seem like you don't know what you're talking about even if you're 100% right.
And the whole "I'm almost always right" part would just push people away from arguing with you considering it shows that you're not going to accept that you're wrong when you are wrong.
User avatar
#101 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Just two more reasons to not give a shit about worthless fucking talking monkeys.

Their loss.

Why waste the time and energy?
#102 - attifyon (10/06/2015) [-]
That attitude is how people end up lonely and miserable.
Keep being a smug prick if you want to, nobody is missing out on anything or anyone significant by staying away from you.
User avatar
#103 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
I have a wife and 4 kids.

I will never be lonely...
#84 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
I tried being nice, but no longer mister nice schnizel. Also m8 you don't see Gordon Ramsay being fucking calm when he sees idiots cooking shit.
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#86 - attifyon (10/05/2015) [-]
So now we're idiots? Okay.
And I don't think cooking food and cooking people are on the same page.
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#98 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Incinerating diseased carcasses is not only the preferred method of disposal by the CDC and every other government medical bodies, but it is also the Dignified form of burial in many of the world's cultures...
#87 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
#71 - I'm not saying you're wrong because you're a neo-nazi, I'm say…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/05/2015 on no to racism +3
#72 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
In every single case I was right, in every single case. The only reason why you think I'm wrong is because you dislike me.
#80 - attifyon (10/05/2015) [-]
>"First off, yes, we are half banana"
>"In every single case I was right"
You're right, schnizel, you're always right.
#82 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
I never said that you lying cunt. I said:
>We share 50% of our DNA with bananas, are we 50% banana?
I was asking a question.
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#83 - attifyon (10/05/2015) [-]
If you want to convince people you're right, you should probably stop calling them cunts, then.
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#97 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Why?

I am almost always right, even when FJ users are being fucking cunts...

Is there some kind of cunt acceptance movement going around now?
#99 - attifyon (10/06/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem
Makes you seem like you don't know what you're talking about even if you're 100% right.
And the whole "I'm almost always right" part would just push people away from arguing with you considering it shows that you're not going to accept that you're wrong when you are wrong.
User avatar
#101 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Just two more reasons to not give a shit about worthless fucking talking monkeys.

Their loss.

Why waste the time and energy?
#102 - attifyon (10/06/2015) [-]
That attitude is how people end up lonely and miserable.
Keep being a smug prick if you want to, nobody is missing out on anything or anyone significant by staying away from you.
User avatar
#103 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
I have a wife and 4 kids.

I will never be lonely...
#84 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
I tried being nice, but no longer mister nice schnizel. Also m8 you don't see Gordon Ramsay being fucking calm when he sees idiots cooking shit.
User avatar
#86 - attifyon (10/05/2015) [-]
So now we're idiots? Okay.
And I don't think cooking food and cooking people are on the same page.
User avatar
#98 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Incinerating diseased carcasses is not only the preferred method of disposal by the CDC and every other government medical bodies, but it is also the Dignified form of burial in many of the world's cultures...
#87 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
#69 - schnizel pls You're a neonazi, not a geneticist.  [+] (17 new replies) 10/05/2015 on no to racism +5
#70 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
They see my name, spew their shit and bathe in it thinking they are right because they think I'm wrong.
No matter what I say, no matter what I do, I'm wrong because I'm schnizel the neo fucking nazi.
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#93 - deutschblut (10/05/2015) [-]
I agree with you, because you are schnizel and a neo-Nazi...
#94 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
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#71 - attifyon (10/05/2015) [-]
I'm not saying you're wrong because you're a neo-nazi, I'm saying you're wrong because you're, in this case, wrong.
#72 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
In every single case I was right, in every single case. The only reason why you think I'm wrong is because you dislike me.
#80 - attifyon (10/05/2015) [-]
>"First off, yes, we are half banana"
>"In every single case I was right"
You're right, schnizel, you're always right.
#82 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
I never said that you lying cunt. I said:
>We share 50% of our DNA with bananas, are we 50% banana?
I was asking a question.
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#83 - attifyon (10/05/2015) [-]
If you want to convince people you're right, you should probably stop calling them cunts, then.
User avatar
#97 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Why?

I am almost always right, even when FJ users are being fucking cunts...

Is there some kind of cunt acceptance movement going around now?
#99 - attifyon (10/06/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem
Makes you seem like you don't know what you're talking about even if you're 100% right.
And the whole "I'm almost always right" part would just push people away from arguing with you considering it shows that you're not going to accept that you're wrong when you are wrong.
User avatar
#101 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Just two more reasons to not give a shit about worthless fucking talking monkeys.

Their loss.

Why waste the time and energy?
#102 - attifyon (10/06/2015) [-]
That attitude is how people end up lonely and miserable.
Keep being a smug prick if you want to, nobody is missing out on anything or anyone significant by staying away from you.
User avatar
#103 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
I have a wife and 4 kids.

I will never be lonely...
#84 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
I tried being nice, but no longer mister nice schnizel. Also m8 you don't see Gordon Ramsay being fucking calm when he sees idiots cooking shit.
User avatar
#86 - attifyon (10/05/2015) [-]
So now we're idiots? Okay.
And I don't think cooking food and cooking people are on the same page.
User avatar
#98 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Incinerating diseased carcasses is not only the preferred method of disposal by the CDC and every other government medical bodies, but it is also the Dignified form of burial in many of the world's cultures...
#87 - schnizel (10/05/2015) [-]
#12 - >gimme your jacket you weird banana Feels like being mu… 10/05/2015 on title +1
#17 - It's the Outside Eos Tower music from Maplestory. …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2015 on Spank Webm Comp Part 1 +3
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#37 - muffindemon (10/05/2015) [-]
I remember playing Maplestory rip simple times
#3 - Oh boy, another one. Remember: zero is the magical number, people. 09/29/2015 on Bananas +21
#3 - What a bunch of ******* twats. 09/26/2015 on Hat Films comp +13
#38 - I could call him a selfish prick, but it wouldn't be true. … 09/25/2015 on who is this dude? +27
#22 - Citation on the graph? 09/19/2015 on "Slaves" 0
#27 - It's from a game called Recettear, not an anime.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/18/2015 on Fallout 4 Monopoly Board +1
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#28 - xevilpenguinx (09/18/2015) [-]
K, I will look into it.
#29 - yoshtar (09/18/2015) [-]
fun little thing... i's an RPG, where instead of the hero, you run the item shop, selling armour and weapons TO the heroes... that you get from dungeon runs you sponsor the heroes for.

and it's a charming little thing, even if it gets repetitive after a bit.
#38 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
holy potatoes a weapon shop?
#42 - yoshtar (09/20/2015) [-]
well yes... except you also sell potions, armour and adventuring accessories.

this was a joke I totally missed, wasn't it?
#43 - lordkaboose (09/23/2015) [-]
store.steampowered.com/app/363600/
There is a game called "Holy Potatoes! A Weapon Shop?!"
Its actually pretty damn fun, kinda challenging at times and has a pretty nice art style, I highly recommend it (Maybe wait til it goes on sale though).
#44 - yoshtar (09/25/2015) [-]
OH!

thanks a M8, I'll go check it out.
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#30 - xevilpenguinx (09/18/2015) [-]
Sounds fun.
#31 - yoshtar (09/18/2015) [-]
very
#16 - I think you should change your diet Jesus ******* Christ 09/17/2015 on Well duh.. +5
#24 - Somebody other than schnitzel and his possies, please explain …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2015 on The Footage Media Refuses... +1
#33 - havepity (09/16/2015) [-]
They are trying and some countries are, like Denmark is playing pass the shit to Sweden and Britain is just plain fucking closed, the problem is for countries were the migrants are comming through, Hungary, Greece, former Jugoslavia were you don't have the means to handle the influx yet don't have the popular support from EU to crack down hard on the immigrants.
The EU wants to qouta it so that all EU countries take some immigrants but that is primarily supported by either those who already have open borders or those who already have a fuckton of immigrants. While countries that don't want them just plain out refuse to let EU have the authority to place them in their countries.
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#31 - oxidoferroso (09/16/2015) [-]
I guess we haven't got enough experience yet? Let the shit hit the fan and people (or at least our leaders) will realize about the problem
#8 - Does this anime have a storyline other than "guy ****…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/16/2015 on A wild Dullahan appears! +17
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#69 - thechosentroll (09/17/2015) [-]
Not really. It pretends it does, but the "story" is just a string of excuses as to why these creatures are all in the guys' house. Also, he doesn't actually fuck anyone. It's softcore porn, not actual porn.
#45 - chaoticlaw (09/17/2015) [-]
Yes, but explaining it kinda defeats the point of watching/reading it.
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#35 - ideletedmyotherone (09/17/2015) [-]
No.
#31 - asotil (09/17/2015) [-]
Wow

It's sounds like you don't enjoy that

Next you're gonna say you didn't like TSF Monogatari because you don't like severely addicted mind broken genderbended cumsluts or some other weirdo reason
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#58 - ironstorm (09/17/2015) [-]
This panel makes for a decent "grabs popcorn" image.
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#9 - peliaosfiendline (09/16/2015) [-]
he actually has not fucked any of them, though the girls have gotten each other off before (usually Suu when one of the others get liquid on them, which her instinct causes her to rush to absorb, and she probes EVERYWHERE to get it all.)
Over all, there's not a lot of plot early on, but at more recent points (of the manga at least, I can't quite say about anime as i still need to watch it) there are multiple chapters devoted to various "slice of life" kinds of activities, like when Miia's mom, then Papi's mom, and then finally Cerea's mom, all come to visit (and the only one to try and fuck the main character is snake mom, Ranchera ties her up and gags her, then leaves her in the hallway with a shaming sign that says "I'm too old to be sneaking into guys rooms in the middle of the night.).
It's honestly not an overarching plot at all, so much as just what it's always been meant to be, a perverted kind of slice of life.
#11 - I think you shouldn't get so deep into politics if you don't s…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2015 on Daily reminder that no jew... -3
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#12 - tgruica (09/09/2015) [-]
whats ironic there?
A daily reminder by schnizel
about jews, not liking germans
jews that arent ethnic germans, and arent either catholic or first reformation protestants
is it ironic becouse schnizel is from BiH?
#16 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
its ironic because the dude posts a generalising picture of someone that says to kill all germans
but he does the same thing by posting this

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User avatar #9 - mvtjets ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
******* bro
User avatar #10 to #9 - attifyon (04/18/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #8 - attifyon (07/02/2014) [-]
**attifyon rolls 22,901** hmm
User avatar #4 - funnyjunknerdd (11/17/2012) [-]
Do you need those items? :D
User avatar #1 - attifyon (10/04/2012) [-]
*profile comment masturbation*
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