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Lest we forget what the goals are.
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Ever play Broforce?
#15 - Okay, you win the argument, cool drug-using person. Congratula…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2015 on (untitled) -1
#16 - xmattx (11/05/2015) [-]
Wtf? Cool drug-using person? I just mentioned once in my original comment that I've had it before, which was important to the comment. You're the one making it personal, I'm just defending my reasoning.

#13 - It's a comedy series, and he is an alien, that's why.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2015 on (untitled) 0
#14 - xmattx (11/05/2015) [-]
Nice rebuttal bro
#15 - attifyon (11/05/2015) [-]
Okay, you win the argument, cool drug-using person. Congratulations!
Seriously, why do you care so much about it? It's a joke, you could've left it at that and said something along the lines of "I know it's a joke", why make it so personal?
#16 - xmattx (11/05/2015) [-]
Wtf? Cool drug-using person? I just mentioned once in my original comment that I've had it before, which was important to the comment. You're the one making it personal, I'm just defending my reasoning.

#11 - I'm just saying, why would he stop to think and consider the d…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/05/2015 on (untitled) 0
#12 - xmattx (11/05/2015) [-]
Goddamn, I really don't feel like doing this, but here we go:

There is a difference between a hit and a dose. One dose for him might be several hits. The fact that he even used the term 'hits' implies that he bought it as pre-measured amounts rather than as a rock, but let's say he measured the hits himself. If he planned on selling it, why would he make massive hits? If he planned to keep it for himself, why would he bother dividing it into 40 hits? It makes no sense and just raises further questions.
#13 - attifyon (11/05/2015) [-]
It's a comedy series, and he is an alien, that's why.
#14 - xmattx (11/05/2015) [-]
Nice rebuttal bro
#15 - attifyon (11/05/2015) [-]
Okay, you win the argument, cool drug-using person. Congratulations!
Seriously, why do you care so much about it? It's a joke, you could've left it at that and said something along the lines of "I know it's a joke", why make it so personal?
#16 - xmattx (11/05/2015) [-]
Wtf? Cool drug-using person? I just mentioned once in my original comment that I've had it before, which was important to the comment. You're the one making it personal, I'm just defending my reasoning.

#9 - You're looking way too much into this.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/05/2015 on (untitled) -1
#10 - xmattx (11/05/2015) [-]
> "For all we know a "hit" of ecstasy might be something like 40grams for him."
> Tell you why that is unlikely
> "You're looking way too much into this."
Nice cop out
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#11 - attifyon (11/05/2015) [-]
I'm just saying, why would he stop to think and consider the difference between a hit by his standarts and a hit by normal human standarts? He's a drug-addict alien that's just been pushed into a pool, not an analyst.
#12 - xmattx (11/05/2015) [-]
Goddamn, I really don't feel like doing this, but here we go:

There is a difference between a hit and a dose. One dose for him might be several hits. The fact that he even used the term 'hits' implies that he bought it as pre-measured amounts rather than as a rock, but let's say he measured the hits himself. If he planned on selling it, why would he make massive hits? If he planned to keep it for himself, why would he bother dividing it into 40 hits? It makes no sense and just raises further questions.
#13 - attifyon (11/05/2015) [-]
It's a comedy series, and he is an alien, that's why.
#14 - xmattx (11/05/2015) [-]
Nice rebuttal bro
#15 - attifyon (11/05/2015) [-]
Okay, you win the argument, cool drug-using person. Congratulations!
Seriously, why do you care so much about it? It's a joke, you could've left it at that and said something along the lines of "I know it's a joke", why make it so personal?
#16 - xmattx (11/05/2015) [-]
Wtf? Cool drug-using person? I just mentioned once in my original comment that I've had it before, which was important to the comment. You're the one making it personal, I'm just defending my reasoning.

#6 - That guy is an alien, and you are trying to apply logic here? …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/05/2015 on (untitled) 0
#8 - xmattx (11/05/2015) [-]
If the size of one of his hits deviated from the norm, then telling the people how much he had as a number of hits would be meaningless. Maybe his dose is larger than a human's, and that's why he was carrying 40 of them.
#9 - attifyon (11/05/2015) [-]
You're looking way too much into this.
#10 - xmattx (11/05/2015) [-]
> "For all we know a "hit" of ecstasy might be something like 40grams for him."
> Tell you why that is unlikely
> "You're looking way too much into this."
Nice cop out
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#11 - attifyon (11/05/2015) [-]
I'm just saying, why would he stop to think and consider the difference between a hit by his standarts and a hit by normal human standarts? He's a drug-addict alien that's just been pushed into a pool, not an analyst.
#12 - xmattx (11/05/2015) [-]
Goddamn, I really don't feel like doing this, but here we go:

There is a difference between a hit and a dose. One dose for him might be several hits. The fact that he even used the term 'hits' implies that he bought it as pre-measured amounts rather than as a rock, but let's say he measured the hits himself. If he planned on selling it, why would he make massive hits? If he planned to keep it for himself, why would he bother dividing it into 40 hits? It makes no sense and just raises further questions.
#13 - attifyon (11/05/2015) [-]
It's a comedy series, and he is an alien, that's why.
#14 - xmattx (11/05/2015) [-]
Nice rebuttal bro
#15 - attifyon (11/05/2015) [-]
Okay, you win the argument, cool drug-using person. Congratulations!
Seriously, why do you care so much about it? It's a joke, you could've left it at that and said something along the lines of "I know it's a joke", why make it so personal?
#16 - xmattx (11/05/2015) [-]
Wtf? Cool drug-using person? I just mentioned once in my original comment that I've had it before, which was important to the comment. You're the one making it personal, I'm just defending my reasoning.

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#1330799 - Sorry man, I haven't emulated Xbox so I don't know how the pro…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1330808 - alphagex (10/26/2015) [-]
Okay i liberality just manage to work Medievil1 and 2 downloaded the iso files from piratebay.I love how everybody on youtube is so like illuminati like secretive on how to get the damned files i mean ffs.But for the ps1ix it need a base bios file to work idk if is the same for xbox emulator
#1330377 - New-gen console emulators usually take a long time to get made…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#1330495 - alphagex (10/25/2015) [-]
I need your help my good sir or madam. so i did some research and the idea of emulator is new to me and from what i can understand i can play HOLA 2 halo me being clever on pc with a Xbax emulator.. i get i must go to this site. www.emulator-zone.com/doc.php/xbox/ download the emulator could you please tell me..after that step by step what i need to do?

like from what i understand i need to get xbox files??? like main emulator files? and then bio files of the game??? the guy also show this site for the ''main console files'' www.emuparadise.me/biosfiles/bios.html and i can't seem for the life of me to find halo 2 bio files...pls help me attifyon you are my only hope.
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#1330799 - attifyon (10/26/2015) [-]
Sorry man, I haven't emulated Xbox so I don't know how the process works myself. But from what I understand you won't need a bios file to run Halo 2.
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#1330808 - alphagex (10/26/2015) [-]
Okay i liberality just manage to work Medievil1 and 2 downloaded the iso files from piratebay.I love how everybody on youtube is so like illuminati like secretive on how to get the damned files i mean ffs.But for the ps1ix it need a base bios file to work idk if is the same for xbox emulator
#1330355 - Yeah, emulator zone is another reliable website for emulating.…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/25/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1330356 - alphagex (10/25/2015) [-]
so let me get this straight..i can play any ps1 games on my PC for free? also is there emulator for every console? like the new xbox i wanted to finish halo series. and metal gear solid..never had the chance
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#1330377 - attifyon (10/25/2015) [-]
New-gen console emulators usually take a long time to get made, but you can easily find emulators for almost all Nintendo consoles only exception is WiiU I believe , original Xbox and PS 1/2.
Not sure about PS 3 and Xbox 360, they most likely exist but may be very resource-demanding in terms of RAM and CPU and such.
User avatar
#1330495 - alphagex (10/25/2015) [-]
I need your help my good sir or madam. so i did some research and the idea of emulator is new to me and from what i can understand i can play HOLA 2 halo me being clever on pc with a Xbax emulator.. i get i must go to this site. www.emulator-zone.com/doc.php/xbox/ download the emulator could you please tell me..after that step by step what i need to do?

like from what i understand i need to get xbox files??? like main emulator files? and then bio files of the game??? the guy also show this site for the ''main console files'' www.emuparadise.me/biosfiles/bios.html and i can't seem for the life of me to find halo 2 bio files...pls help me attifyon you are my only hope.
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#1330799 - attifyon (10/26/2015) [-]
Sorry man, I haven't emulated Xbox so I don't know how the process works myself. But from what I understand you won't need a bios file to run Halo 2.
User avatar
#1330808 - alphagex (10/26/2015) [-]
Okay i liberality just manage to work Medievil1 and 2 downloaded the iso files from piratebay.I love how everybody on youtube is so like illuminati like secretive on how to get the damned files i mean ffs.But for the ps1ix it need a base bios file to work idk if is the same for xbox emulator
#1330334 - Emulators are, most of the time, perfectly safe. emuparadise i…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/25/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1330354 - alphagex (10/25/2015) [-]
How to - Playstation 1 Emulator (PS1 on PC) what about what this guy recomand is it good?
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#1330355 - attifyon (10/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, emulator zone is another reliable website for emulating. And considering the video has very few dislikes its probably worth trying.
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#1330356 - alphagex (10/25/2015) [-]
so let me get this straight..i can play any ps1 games on my PC for free? also is there emulator for every console? like the new xbox i wanted to finish halo series. and metal gear solid..never had the chance
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#1330377 - attifyon (10/25/2015) [-]
New-gen console emulators usually take a long time to get made, but you can easily find emulators for almost all Nintendo consoles only exception is WiiU I believe , original Xbox and PS 1/2.
Not sure about PS 3 and Xbox 360, they most likely exist but may be very resource-demanding in terms of RAM and CPU and such.
User avatar
#1330495 - alphagex (10/25/2015) [-]
I need your help my good sir or madam. so i did some research and the idea of emulator is new to me and from what i can understand i can play HOLA 2 halo me being clever on pc with a Xbax emulator.. i get i must go to this site. www.emulator-zone.com/doc.php/xbox/ download the emulator could you please tell me..after that step by step what i need to do?

like from what i understand i need to get xbox files??? like main emulator files? and then bio files of the game??? the guy also show this site for the ''main console files'' www.emuparadise.me/biosfiles/bios.html and i can't seem for the life of me to find halo 2 bio files...pls help me attifyon you are my only hope.
User avatar
#1330799 - attifyon (10/26/2015) [-]
Sorry man, I haven't emulated Xbox so I don't know how the process works myself. But from what I understand you won't need a bios file to run Halo 2.
User avatar
#1330808 - alphagex (10/26/2015) [-]
Okay i liberality just manage to work Medievil1 and 2 downloaded the iso files from piratebay.I love how everybody on youtube is so like illuminati like secretive on how to get the damned files i mean ffs.But for the ps1ix it need a base bios file to work idk if is the same for xbox emulator
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#1330071 - alphagex (10/24/2015) [-]
in the past some people did help me in the past.One of the chaps suggest emulators..even tho I'm scared it might be virus.
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#1330334 - attifyon (10/25/2015) [-]
Emulators are, most of the time, perfectly safe. emuparadise is one of the websites you can trust.
User avatar
#1330354 - alphagex (10/25/2015) [-]
How to - Playstation 1 Emulator (PS1 on PC) what about what this guy recomand is it good?
User avatar
#1330355 - attifyon (10/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, emulator zone is another reliable website for emulating. And considering the video has very few dislikes its probably worth trying.
User avatar
#1330356 - alphagex (10/25/2015) [-]
so let me get this straight..i can play any ps1 games on my PC for free? also is there emulator for every console? like the new xbox i wanted to finish halo series. and metal gear solid..never had the chance
User avatar
#1330377 - attifyon (10/25/2015) [-]
New-gen console emulators usually take a long time to get made, but you can easily find emulators for almost all Nintendo consoles only exception is WiiU I believe , original Xbox and PS 1/2.
Not sure about PS 3 and Xbox 360, they most likely exist but may be very resource-demanding in terms of RAM and CPU and such.
User avatar
#1330495 - alphagex (10/25/2015) [-]
I need your help my good sir or madam. so i did some research and the idea of emulator is new to me and from what i can understand i can play HOLA 2 halo me being clever on pc with a Xbax emulator.. i get i must go to this site. www.emulator-zone.com/doc.php/xbox/ download the emulator could you please tell me..after that step by step what i need to do?

like from what i understand i need to get xbox files??? like main emulator files? and then bio files of the game??? the guy also show this site for the ''main console files'' www.emuparadise.me/biosfiles/bios.html and i can't seem for the life of me to find halo 2 bio files...pls help me attifyon you are my only hope.
User avatar
#1330799 - attifyon (10/26/2015) [-]
Sorry man, I haven't emulated Xbox so I don't know how the process works myself. But from what I understand you won't need a bios file to run Halo 2.
User avatar
#1330808 - alphagex (10/26/2015) [-]
Okay i liberality just manage to work Medievil1 and 2 downloaded the iso files from piratebay.I love how everybody on youtube is so like illuminati like secretive on how to get the damned files i mean ffs.But for the ps1ix it need a base bios file to work idk if is the same for xbox emulator
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#82 - instalation (10/24/2015) [-]
I looked up Temmie porn. I'm so sorry.
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#173 - magicalfruitbasket (10/24/2015) [-]
I got temmie porn by googling "temmie"
#237 - uleaveinpieces (10/25/2015) [-]
care to share with the rest of the class?
#186 - sirdoofus (10/24/2015) [-]
Yeah same thing happened to me when I needed a reference for theTemmie I made.
#161 - thycupcake (10/24/2015) [-]
I mean it's not that bad really
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#208 - ubermasterfaggot (10/24/2015) [-]
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#174 - instalation (10/24/2015) [-]
But Temmie I love you
#103 - loljkisback (10/24/2015) [-]
**loljkisback used "*roll picture*"**
**loljkisback rolled image** You dun fucked up son.
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#32 - epicalania (10/20/2015) [-]
That's all?
#18 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
and?

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User avatar #9 - mvtjets ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
******* bro
User avatar #10 to #9 - attifyon (04/18/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #8 - attifyon (07/02/2014) [-]
**attifyon rolls 22,901** hmm
User avatar #4 - funnyjunknerdd (11/17/2012) [-]
Do you need those items? :D
User avatar #1 - attifyon (10/04/2012) [-]
*profile comment masturbation*
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