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Red Lantern of sector 2814, descendant of Joseph Decreux, proud brony, and all around Good Guy Greg. Feel free to ask me just about anything, no hate to be found here.
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#331 - Heh, good one, but not true. Did you see what I did to that bagel?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Battletoads +3
User avatar #332 - benotter (05/23/2013) [-]
Touche'
#1 - Fuck yeah, Superman and Dr. Who, two of my favorite things. 05/23/2013 on Evolution +1
#174 - That was actually really cool, thanks for sharing OP. 05/23/2013 on Who is Ready to Learn Some... 0
#230 - I'd still eat it. 05/23/2013 on Vegans 0
#66 - That .gif is terrifying. Makes my ass hurt just watching it. 05/23/2013 on Doom of Civilization 0
#2 - Me too man, me too. 05/23/2013 on someday we'll look up and... +2
#40 - Ha ha ha, oh wow. 05/22/2013 on Welcome to Africa, i'll be... +2
#66 - That is fucking terrifying. 05/22/2013 on Amy Bigzaggilo +1
#237 - It's a good rule. One I try to live by.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Battletoads +5
User avatar #330 - benotter (05/23/2013) [-]
You actually live by
"Don't stick my dick in anything"
User avatar #331 - atrocitustheking (05/23/2013) [-]
Heh, good one, but not true. Did you see what I did to that bagel?
User avatar #332 - benotter (05/23/2013) [-]
Touche'
#40 - Alright, I'll finish reading. Glad to know you loosened up. Lol.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on ienjoyrofling's profile 0
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Yeah, see this is about the current me (written as Olivia), setting the old me straight. Yeah, I mean, I'm happy with the way it turned out for my first actual story, I plan on writing othr stuff too, once I get a few more ideas.
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User avatar #133 to #132 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2013) [-]
How are you, and what has brought you to my humble profile?
#134 to #133 - tomanyusernames (05/14/2013) [-]
i just came to visit darling, so how are you today
i just came to visit darling, so how are you today
User avatar #135 to #134 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2013) [-]
I am well. Just got a fancy computer and my internet is finally working after three weeks of inactivity.
#136 to #135 - tomanyusernames (05/14/2013) [-]
Well congratulations on returning to the internet darling, what are you up to if you dont mind telling me
User avatar #137 to #136 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2013) [-]
Checking up on my funnyjunk profile, working on a college art assignment, chatting with some folks about a 4chan game. That kind of stuff.
#138 to #137 - tomanyusernames (05/14/2013) [-]
alright darling, is there anything that you would like to talk about
alright darling, is there anything that you would like to talk about
#139 to #138 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2013) [-]
sure. i could waxy lyrical on the 4chan game i'm participating in.   
   
we are making a world. we began with primordial little creatures and evolved them post by post into hundreds and hundreds of different critters, creating vast ecosystems. A dozen or so of these animals eventually reached sentience, and we are now in the process of rising from barbarism into civilizations. We are telling the story of their cultures.   
   
It's an absolute ball, and we've been working on it for more than a year.
sure. i could waxy lyrical on the 4chan game i'm participating in.

we are making a world. we began with primordial little creatures and evolved them post by post into hundreds and hundreds of different critters, creating vast ecosystems. A dozen or so of these animals eventually reached sentience, and we are now in the process of rising from barbarism into civilizations. We are telling the story of their cultures.

It's an absolute ball, and we've been working on it for more than a year.
#140 to #139 - tomanyusernames (05/14/2013) [-]
sounds remarkably interesting darling
User avatar #141 to #140 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm certainly enjoying it. Taught me a little about biology and history in my quest to create a believable world.

I'm in charge of two civilizations, the idyllic 15ft. giant Gantu, and the socialist purple insects called the Korobushka
#142 to #141 - tomanyusernames (05/14/2013) [-]
that sounds very interesting darling
User avatar #143 to #142 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2013) [-]
But enough about me, how are you? What are you up to these days?
#144 to #143 - tomanyusernames (05/14/2013) [-]
At the moment im just listening to music and relaxing darling
User avatar #145 to #144 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2013) [-]
ooh, what music?
#146 to #145 - tomanyusernames (05/14/2013) [-]
jazz at the moment darling
User avatar #147 to #146 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2013) [-]
mmm. i like a little jazz myself. not deep enough into it to know names, but the jazz mood strikes me sometimes
#148 to #147 - tomanyusernames (05/14/2013) [-]
that understand that darling, what kind of music do you like
User avatar #151 to #148 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2013) [-]
(wouldn't let me reply to your other omne)

a/s/l? ha ha. kidding. hmm. i'd enjoy making more pretty purple lines, but i've got nothing, really, at least nothing that probably wouldn't be boring to some
#152 to #151 - tomanyusernames (05/14/2013) [-]
so what would you like to ask me dalring
User avatar #149 to #148 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2013) [-]
i have some pretty eclectic tastes, but i'm a big fan of reggae. got into it through bob marley (as i imagine many did) but i've branched out from there. i also have a great love for orchestral. the hundred different insturments all working in harmony to create a canvas of sound...
#150 to #149 - tomanyusernames (05/14/2013) [-]
alright darling, is there anything you would like to ask me
#128 - frienderman (05/11/2013) [-]
You there! How goes it?
User avatar #130 to #128 - atrocitustheking (05/14/2013) [-]
It goes. Internet has been down for three weeks. Also got a spiffy new laptop. Woo!
User avatar #123 - shunkahawolf (04/20/2013) [-]
D: why was i kicked off?
User avatar #124 to #123 - atrocitustheking (04/20/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, it's been ages since we talked and I don't even remember how we met, sorry, I can re-add you if you'd like.
User avatar #125 to #124 - shunkahawolf (04/20/2013) [-]
meh X3 i just wanted to make sure i didnt piss you off
User avatar #126 to #125 - atrocitustheking (04/20/2013) [-]
Despite my namesake, I am a rather chill dude.
User avatar #127 to #126 - shunkahawolf (04/20/2013) [-]
hehe cool
#107 - frienderman (10/18/2012) [-]
You...    
   
   
You're a cool guy.
You...


You're a cool guy.
#108 to #107 - atrocitustheking (10/18/2012) [-]
Why thank you, while I have no problem simply basking in adoration, what's the occasion?

Also, have a Nazi dinosaur to go with your Nazi giant/robot.
#109 to #108 - frienderman (10/18/2012) [-]
You are polite and friendly. Much like I was in my early days of Funnyjunking. Now I'm usually just polite.
You are polite and friendly. Much like I was in my early days of Funnyjunking. Now I'm usually just polite.
User avatar #111 to #109 - atrocitustheking (10/18/2012) [-]
I'm actually back after a long hiatus from FJ. I figured rather than adding to the nastiness, I'd try and counter-balance it with a little Good-Guy-Greg. The 'net has enough venom, you know?
#113 to #111 - frienderman (10/18/2012) [-]
I concur. The internet also need more silliness. Much, much more silliness.
I concur. The internet also need more silliness. Much, much more silliness.
#114 to #113 - atrocitustheking (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh I agree, harmless silliness is always welcomed!
Oh I agree, harmless silliness is always welcomed!
#115 to #114 - frienderman (10/18/2012) [-]
This thread... I like it...
This thread... I like it...
#116 to #115 - atrocitustheking (10/18/2012) [-]
Well what can I say, I've been known to spin a yarn or two.

DOH-hohohoho!
#117 to #116 - frienderman (10/18/2012) [-]
Say, this thread isn't half bad

Yeah, it's ALL bad!

DOHHH-hohohohohohohoh




God I love Statler and Waldorf
#94 - kesolukt (01/12/2012) [-]
Heya atrocitus!
#95 to #121 - atrocitustheking (01/12/2012) [-]
Wassup, and here I was just thinking, "hmm, feel like talking to kesolokut".

How convenient. :D
#96 to #122 - kesolukt (01/12/2012) [-]
Yes, I am always convenient :3

How you doing?
#97 to #123 - atrocitustheking (01/12/2012) [-]
Good, good.

Although I did almost get kicked out of the house (as in ON THE STREETS). My little brother convinced my mom not to do it.

No when he's a smug self-righteous asshole I can't say anything b/c when it mattered he came through...
#98 to #124 - kesolukt (01/12/2012) [-]
Well he cares for you

It's pretty much the same with my big brother, he's a real asshole but still stands up for me the few times it actually matters
User avatar #99 to #125 - atrocitustheking (01/12/2012) [-]
Oh I stand up for my brother. All I got for it was an arrow in the knee a "dude, fuck off" look.

For me it's more embarrassing b/c he's my younger brother. He should not be more successful than me, and yet.... grrah!
#100 to #126 - kesolukt (01/13/2012) [-]
Oh don't let that get you down bro
#87 - kesolukt (01/05/2012) [-]
Ohai there
#88 to #114 - atrocitustheking (01/05/2012) [-]
Ooh, posting with 40k, you have my attention. Lol. Whazzup?
#89 to #115 - kesolukt (01/05/2012) [-]
Hah, been posting chaos a lot lately.

Not much just woke up, what's up with you?
User avatar #90 to #116 - atrocitustheking (01/05/2012) [-]
About to go to bed. :(
It's 4am where I am.
#91 to #117 - kesolukt (01/05/2012) [-]
Ffffffff...

Have a good sleep bro
#92 to #118 - atrocitustheking (01/05/2012) [-]
Celestia I feel like a douche for leaving though. It's like everytime 'ya get on I'm on my way out the door.
*sadface

Hopefully you know I'm not doing it on purpose. Also, Night Lords = respect
#93 to #119 - kesolukt (01/05/2012) [-]
No hard feelings mate :)

And yes, Night Lords are simply awe-inspiring.
#83 - libertyprimepony **User deleted account** (12/28/2011) [-]
Hello atrocitus! long time no see!


How have you been?
User avatar #84 to #101 - atrocitustheking (01/02/2012) [-]
It has been. Been trying to keep my 'Net usage down, was becoming a bit of a Web zombie. Besides, looking @ the date I received this message, I was busy celebrating my 21st birthday.

Anyway, how are you? ^_^
User avatar #85 to #104 - libertyprimepony **User deleted account** (01/03/2012) [-]
Oh really? well happy birthday then, I wish I'd known earlier ;) I'll be 21 myself in a few months.

I've been doing... less than good. The comment on top of my profile explains it. But it's nothing too concerning and I'm okay otherwise.
User avatar #86 to #112 - libertyprimepony **User deleted account** (01/04/2012) [-]
Well I guess it's not really on top any more is it...

funnyjunk.com/user/libertyp...
#80 - kesolukt (11/27/2011) [-]
Y we no talk anymore?

How are you man?!
User avatar #81 to #96 - atrocitustheking (11/29/2011) [-]
I've been combating an Internet addiction, one that FJ only exacerbated. :p
I apologize.
#82 to #97 - kesolukt (11/30/2011) [-]
Oh :/

And don't apologize for that, silly filly

As long as you are doing alright =)
User avatar #73 - elvergon (11/12/2011) [-]
Clicked on your profile so because i didn't feel like scrolling all the way up to get to the homepage, read your description and some of the comments that people have left on your profile. You really are a Good Guy Greg, no hate or nothing. Basically like me, i'm pretty chill, don't read a lot of books or anything and i'm not a brony but you seem like a cool ass dude.
#74 to #87 - atrocitustheking (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm flattered, sir/ma'am. Goodness knows I do try at least to be a GGG. I've never been one who thought that teasing others was fun, even w/o consequence over the Internet (also probably why the GTA games never appealed to me).

It's nice to feel appreciated, so thank you for you exceedingly kind words.
User avatar #75 to #88 - elvergon (11/12/2011) [-]
Sir. Sir Jason to be exact and you are very welcome sir.
User avatar #76 to #89 - atrocitustheking (11/12/2011) [-]
I try to avoid assuming. Normally I'd just look at someone's profile for their gender, but I was in the middle of answering 2-3 replies when I wrote that. ^_^
User avatar #77 to #90 - elvergon (11/12/2011) [-]
It's okay. Just don't let it happen again :P
User avatar #78 to #91 - atrocitustheking (11/13/2011) [-]
Ha ha ha, perish the thought.
User avatar #34 - RoscoeG (10/12/2011) [-]
Hey, just wondering, where'd you learn to give such a stunning display of logic?
User avatar #35 to #42 - atrocitustheking (10/12/2011) [-]
A few years @ a private middle school run by a bunch of Bible-Thumpers (as in "evolution is the devil" Bible-Thumpers)

Starting in 7th grade and continued it into 8th grade. The "textbook" (wasn't actually a textbook, but that's how it was used in the class) for the 7th grade "The Fallacy Detective" was actually a good read and very informative, I intend to track it down and purchase a personal copy someday.

In 8th grade we were introduced to Aristotlean logic, the skeleton upon which the scientific method (developed by the Arabs, I believe) was built upon.
User avatar #36 to #43 - RoscoeG (10/12/2011) [-]
Very nice. I wouldn't mind having some education in such uses of logic myself. I think I'll probably see about getting that book from the library, if I can.
User avatar #37 to #44 - atrocitustheking (10/12/2011) [-]
The education was good, but their...ah, shall we say unique take on Christian morality really messed with my young head.

Best example: We were told that dating, not just sex-outside-of-marriage, kissing-before-your-wedding-night, that dating was a sin. Try to wrap your head around that, 'cause even today, I can't.
#28 - TheMartyr (09/29/2011) [-]
Just wanted to say thank you for the acknowledgement. I respect your choice on not smoking and support you on a future full of other healthy habits, as I won't deny that there are some problems caused by smoking marijuana.
User avatar #29 to #34 - atrocitustheking (09/29/2011) [-]
Thank you.
It's really a choice of independence for me, as I don't want to be dependent on any outside substance for my happiness. To me, my happiness is more "genuine" to me that way...I dunno, quite a bit of philosophical mucking about in this head o' mine, ha ha ha.
User avatar #17 - ienjoyrofling (08/13/2011) [-]
You, yes you there, you're awesome. :D
User avatar #18 to #17 - atrocitustheking (08/13/2011) [-]
Awww, thanks, not that I mind in the least, but what's the occasion?
User avatar #19 to #18 - ienjoyrofling (08/13/2011) [-]
You replied (in french I might add), to a fellow insulting Christianity. Which is nice, I've been having problems holding onto my religion, it helped to see that. :3
User avatar #20 to #19 - atrocitustheking (08/15/2011) [-]
I'm closer to a deist myself (as in, I believe in God, but refrain from specifics about which religion) but you are welcome.

I get very irritated with non-religious people assuming that *all* religious people are small-minded fools. There are plenty of ignorant religious folk, but ignorance does not a religion make.
User avatar #1 - saintjames **User deleted account** (07/30/2011) [-]
Hey :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - saintjames **User deleted account** (07/30/2011) [-]
Youtube music, hbu?
User avatar #4 to #3 - atrocitustheking (07/30/2011) [-]
reading literary critique blog. i can be such a nerd
User avatar #5 to #4 - saintjames **User deleted account** (07/30/2011) [-]
Lol don't be like that i read about modern politics and shit xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - atrocitustheking (07/30/2011) [-]
cool, what i'm reading right now is more Christian theology
User avatar #7 to #6 - saintjames **User deleted account** (07/30/2011) [-]
Oh, hows that going?
User avatar #8 to #7 - atrocitustheking (07/30/2011) [-]
Good, good. Basically this dude is tearing those Left Behind books a new one. Despite how popular they are with some Evangelicals, they don't square up with the Bible very well.

The best thing though is that this blogger will pepper pop culture references relevant to the situation. Firefly, Dungeons & Dragons, Buffy, Monty Python, etc.
User avatar #9 to #8 - saintjames **User deleted account** (07/30/2011) [-]
Are you a christian?
User avatar #10 to #9 - atrocitustheking (07/30/2011) [-]
Not sure at this point. Raised as such, but not so sure anymore. Even if I completely turn my back, I'll still be fascinated with theology in general. I've even started to dive into Hinduism.

Probably bit off more than I can chew there, I've got NO frame of reference for most of the concepts there...
User avatar #11 to #10 - saintjames **User deleted account** (07/30/2011) [-]
Haha you seem a bit to intelligent for most of the people on this site, you're opinions might scare them lol
User avatar #12 to #11 - atrocitustheking (07/30/2011) [-]
I sure others are just as intelligent, most folks come to FJ to turn their brain off. I try not to assume.

Cause any drill sgt. will tell you what happens when you "ass"ume.
User avatar #13 to #12 - saintjames **User deleted account** (07/30/2011) [-]
You got STEAM?
User avatar #14 to #13 - atrocitustheking (07/30/2011) [-]
no, my comp would have a heart attack
User avatar #15 to #14 - saintjames **User deleted account** (07/30/2011) [-]
hah i just use it to chat
User avatar #16 to #15 - atrocitustheking (07/30/2011) [-]
i'll try that sometime, well, i be off to bed. see you later.
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