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#116 - Okay bro, But how does 14(ish) Newfies from a High School make…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Oh, Canada 0
#121 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
if you came from back home stay home- no more alberta handouts- alberta is newf welfare I guess
#117 - yofutofu (07/26/2013) [-]
"these are just generalizations." That's the thing with generalizations , don't expect them to be accurate of a whole population.
#118 - atomicsnowball (07/27/2013) [-]
You see, you're right in that aspect, you don't expect them to be accurate of a whole population. But just by saying that " i care about the average intelligence of a group, and most newfies are dumb as rocks" You do seem to think that a large majority of Newfies are stupid, based on contact with less than 1% of the population of Newfoundlanders.
It's like saying "Most British Columbians are tree loving hippies." or "Most people in Alabama marry their cousins." or "Most people from Saudi Arabia are terrorists." Are these not all Generalizations? Are they not prejudiced? Because they are generalizations, it makes it fine to say it?

Either way, no matter how you try justify it, you sound like a prejudiced prick.

#119 - yofutofu (07/27/2013) [-]
Ok then, let me fix what i said for you.....most newfies I'VE MET, are dumb as rocks.



happy?
#114 - You are ******* retarded bro. What are you basing…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Oh, Canada 0
#115 - yofutofu (07/26/2013) [-]
That was a rather delayed response.

Here is our reasoning for disliking newfies, i will provide evidence for each claim.

They are stupid - In my high school, in my grade, there are 14(ish) newfies, all of them are in the college level courses getting sub-par marks (60s)

Flamboyant about themselves being from Newfoundland - A large portion of the newfies i know have maps/Newfoundland's flag covering their rear window on their car, not only is it flamboyant, it blocks all visibility out of said window. Another thing is, you don't need to ask a newfy where he's from, because he'll tell you.

Newfies always complain about Ontario - The majority of newfies i know who live in Ontario , hate Ontario. Which raises the question: Why did you move here?

All this being said, If someone tells me they're from Newfoundland, I'm not going to instantly hate them, these are just generalizations.

User avatar #116 - atomicsnowball (07/26/2013) [-]
Okay bro, But how does 14(ish) Newfies from a High School make up for the entire population being stupid? That my friend is very of ignorant. There are TONS of people from back home that are incredibly smart. And even so, high school kids are not exactly a great example to base a whole population of people off of.

As for hating Ontario. Up until very recently there was little to no work for people back home. The main industry at the time being fishing and logging, became heavily mandated by the Canadian Government, forcing tens of thousands out of work. therefore they had to move, like my parents did way back in the 80's. Ontario would get handouts from the government and given every chance to prosper, but Newfoundland was left to fail. We are not here by choice, we are here because we have to be. Either stay where you want to be and starve, or leave and find work in order to live, what would you choose?

And what's wrong with having pride in where your from? Yeah we like to show we are Newfie, and we wear that title proudly. We have the big stickers and the tattoos and the pride because we love where we come from. And it's not just Newfies, the Nova Scoatians do the same, the Quebecors, Albertans, Britsh Columbians, everyone.

Hate to tell you this bro, but those generalizations you make, based on a group of teenagers no less, are a prejudiced view point, and you should be ashamed of your self.
#121 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
if you came from back home stay home- no more alberta handouts- alberta is newf welfare I guess
#117 - yofutofu (07/26/2013) [-]
"these are just generalizations." That's the thing with generalizations , don't expect them to be accurate of a whole population.
#118 - atomicsnowball (07/27/2013) [-]
You see, you're right in that aspect, you don't expect them to be accurate of a whole population. But just by saying that " i care about the average intelligence of a group, and most newfies are dumb as rocks" You do seem to think that a large majority of Newfies are stupid, based on contact with less than 1% of the population of Newfoundlanders.
It's like saying "Most British Columbians are tree loving hippies." or "Most people in Alabama marry their cousins." or "Most people from Saudi Arabia are terrorists." Are these not all Generalizations? Are they not prejudiced? Because they are generalizations, it makes it fine to say it?

Either way, no matter how you try justify it, you sound like a prejudiced prick.

#119 - yofutofu (07/27/2013) [-]
Ok then, let me fix what i said for you.....most newfies I'VE MET, are dumb as rocks.



happy?
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User avatar #88 - iamwilldabeast (07/22/2013) [-]
Ole
#24 - Beautiful, any chance you get to head there, go for it 07/21/2013 on Oh, Canada 0
#20 - yes b'y, da way we talks now is some quare 07/21/2013 on Oh, Canada 0
#16 - From Chapel Arm, living in Toronto right now.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Oh, Canada 0
User avatar #17 - duskmane (07/21/2013) [-]
I'm from Calgary, I just know a lot of newfies. xD
Your accents always crack me up
User avatar #20 - atomicsnowball (07/21/2013) [-]
yes b'y, da way we talks now is some quare
#11 - Proud to be Canadian Prouder to be a Newfoundlander.  [+] (28 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Oh, Canada 0
User avatar #83 - bladeboy (07/21/2013) [-]
Damn newfs
#23 - lycoris (07/21/2013) [-]
I smiled when I seen the Newfoundland flag on the "bumpy" part.
User avatar #22 - vuican (07/21/2013) [-]
How is Newfoundland?
User avatar #24 - atomicsnowball (07/21/2013) [-]
Beautiful, any chance you get to head there, go for it
#21 - yofutofu (07/21/2013) [-]
Newfies, please stop moving to Ontario....sincerely, every Ontarian ever.
User avatar #81 - bladeboy (07/21/2013) [-]
They're better than all the brown people.
User avatar #87 - yofutofu (07/21/2013) [-]
I don't care about skin colour, i care about the average intelligence of a group, and most newfies are dumb as rocks (no offence)
User avatar #114 - atomicsnowball (07/26/2013) [-]
You are fucking retarded bro. What are you basing that off, standard stereotypes? Newfie jokes? The 1 guy from Whitbourne you've met? I've met a lot of fucking stupid Ontarians, so I guess all people from Ontario are stupid right?, hell you're proving that just by this comment. Pull your head out of your ass, because Ontario.....not that great bro.
#115 - yofutofu (07/26/2013) [-]
That was a rather delayed response.

Here is our reasoning for disliking newfies, i will provide evidence for each claim.

They are stupid - In my high school, in my grade, there are 14(ish) newfies, all of them are in the college level courses getting sub-par marks (60s)

Flamboyant about themselves being from Newfoundland - A large portion of the newfies i know have maps/Newfoundland's flag covering their rear window on their car, not only is it flamboyant, it blocks all visibility out of said window. Another thing is, you don't need to ask a newfy where he's from, because he'll tell you.

Newfies always complain about Ontario - The majority of newfies i know who live in Ontario , hate Ontario. Which raises the question: Why did you move here?

All this being said, If someone tells me they're from Newfoundland, I'm not going to instantly hate them, these are just generalizations.

User avatar #116 - atomicsnowball (07/26/2013) [-]
Okay bro, But how does 14(ish) Newfies from a High School make up for the entire population being stupid? That my friend is very of ignorant. There are TONS of people from back home that are incredibly smart. And even so, high school kids are not exactly a great example to base a whole population of people off of.

As for hating Ontario. Up until very recently there was little to no work for people back home. The main industry at the time being fishing and logging, became heavily mandated by the Canadian Government, forcing tens of thousands out of work. therefore they had to move, like my parents did way back in the 80's. Ontario would get handouts from the government and given every chance to prosper, but Newfoundland was left to fail. We are not here by choice, we are here because we have to be. Either stay where you want to be and starve, or leave and find work in order to live, what would you choose?

And what's wrong with having pride in where your from? Yeah we like to show we are Newfie, and we wear that title proudly. We have the big stickers and the tattoos and the pride because we love where we come from. And it's not just Newfies, the Nova Scoatians do the same, the Quebecors, Albertans, Britsh Columbians, everyone.

Hate to tell you this bro, but those generalizations you make, based on a group of teenagers no less, are a prejudiced view point, and you should be ashamed of your self.
#121 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
if you came from back home stay home- no more alberta handouts- alberta is newf welfare I guess
#117 - yofutofu (07/26/2013) [-]
"these are just generalizations." That's the thing with generalizations , don't expect them to be accurate of a whole population.
#118 - atomicsnowball (07/27/2013) [-]
You see, you're right in that aspect, you don't expect them to be accurate of a whole population. But just by saying that " i care about the average intelligence of a group, and most newfies are dumb as rocks" You do seem to think that a large majority of Newfies are stupid, based on contact with less than 1% of the population of Newfoundlanders.
It's like saying "Most British Columbians are tree loving hippies." or "Most people in Alabama marry their cousins." or "Most people from Saudi Arabia are terrorists." Are these not all Generalizations? Are they not prejudiced? Because they are generalizations, it makes it fine to say it?

Either way, no matter how you try justify it, you sound like a prejudiced prick.

#119 - yofutofu (07/27/2013) [-]
Ok then, let me fix what i said for you.....most newfies I'VE MET, are dumb as rocks.



happy?
User avatar #88 - bladeboy (07/21/2013) [-]
I care about how people act. Brown people seem to act the worst and smell the worst.
#89 - yofutofu (07/21/2013) [-]
Well, you're talking to one, and i doubt you'd say that to my face if you knew me.
"I care about how people act" also by that logic Hitler was fine because he smelled like brautwurst instead of cumin.
User avatar #95 - bladeboy (07/21/2013) [-]
I have brown friends who I talk to and I've mentioned that I dont like how most of them act, and they agree about the B.O. and how most brown people act. So yes, I would most likely say it to your face.

Why would I like Hitler? he tried to exterminate a race, just because he didn't smell like cumin doesn't mean I automatically like him.

I dislike most brown people because they can get away with almost anything from where am I live. Everyone is so scared of being called racist they let anyone that's not white do whatever they want. I got into arguement with a brown guy in high school once, he called me a cracker and other " insults " so I called him a sand nigger, guess who got in trouble?. I have much more experiences, some small some big.

Of course there are always good people in every race, but the majority I dislike.
#108 - yofutofu (07/21/2013) [-]
The difference between a brown person calling a white person cracker, and a brown person being called a sand nigger is this: Said brown person in his life will not get a job because of his skin colour, be the "random" check at the airport, get strange looks when going into a small town. The white person will, hmmmm , never actaully deal with real
racism. So that's why i'm assuming you got in trouble.

Also, you're saying you dislike 90%+ of a race because they smell different (which i call bullshit on, because within my community, there is maybe 1/10 who smell like b.o because their parents are FOBS)

If you compare the average Brown person, to the average newfy, here are the differences. remember, i'm talking the average here.
Newfy - Redneck, smells like they don't wipe , actually believes they are superior to other races, extremely unintelligent.
Now lets look at the average brown person in Ontario ( this means born and raised, because immigration has been slowed since the 80s-90s so most brown people were born here)
Intelligent, may or may not smell like cumin (only fobs smell bad), can get away with saying cracker.

This being said, If i meet a newfy i will still treat them politely and with due respect, if i go into a small town and ask for directions, i get treated like shit.

Also on the note of white people not facing any "real" racism, my father applied for a senior position at the place where he works (addictions counseling), he didn't get the job, do you know why? The other person who applied with 4 years less experience was white.

ps, i have a feeling my response lacks continuity, that's because i'm writing this response in between deaths in a League match
User avatar #109 - bladeboy (07/21/2013) [-]
Where are you in Ontario? that can also affect it. I'm currently in the fastest growing town/city in Canada, so the slow down of Immigration doesn't apply to me. Most of the brown people in my Town smell bad. I only know a select few who wear deodorant.

The kids that come into my town will face no real racism. They will not be seperated or ignored from a group just because they are brown. Because of that they shouldn't be able to call me a cracker. Ive gone through the exact same amount of racism they have. I also get strange looks when I go into different cities because I'm white ( Brampton, parts of Mississauga, Half of Toronto .)


#110 - yofutofu (07/21/2013) [-]
There are no cities in Ontario that even come on the top 10 of the fastest growing cities in Canada, so i call bullshit on that. Also, how dare you say they will face no real racism, I was born and raised in Canada, and I've been to go back to where i came from by an American immigrant. Please do not talk as if you understand racism, this may sound cliche but white people will never now real racism. Unless of course, your parents have lost jobs because of skin colour, you've been attacked because of skin colour, barred entrance from establishments because of skin colour or even attacked because of your skin colour. But if you faced even 3 of these, sure you can tell me those kids won't face racism.
User avatar #112 - bladeboy (07/21/2013) [-]
My bad, it's one of fastest growing in Southern Ontario, so it's still pretty major. It was also once one the fastest growing in Canada with a 71.4% growth rate

How do you know the brown people in my town will face real racism, not just petty name calling? you don't. They don't face any of the things you just described. They will never be denied access to a store for race, because that is a hate crime and will be punished. There has never been a race related attacking in my town, at least that has been reported. Just because you have been threw things like that does not mean other people from your race have.

How dare you say I have not been through racism. I have been talked down to, ignored and called names because I am white. Walking down certain parts of Brampton and Toronto can get problemsome at night if you're white. So don't tell me white people cant go through real racism.
User avatar #113 - yofutofu (07/21/2013) [-]
Walking down certain parts are problematic for everyone at night but black people.....
User avatar #111 - yofutofu (07/21/2013) [-]
" I've been to go back to where i came"
meant to say, I've been told to go back to where i came from
User avatar #18 - ninjawizards (07/21/2013) [-]
Dude. You stole half my flag. Nhot Chool.
User avatar #15 - duskmane (07/21/2013) [-]
wassat dere by?
blessed scared heart 'a' jesus by, where's ya to?
User avatar #16 - atomicsnowball (07/21/2013) [-]
From Chapel Arm, living in Toronto right now.
User avatar #17 - duskmane (07/21/2013) [-]
I'm from Calgary, I just know a lot of newfies. xD
Your accents always crack me up
User avatar #20 - atomicsnowball (07/21/2013) [-]
yes b'y, da way we talks now is some quare
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