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#108 - we're talking about travel distance... not ******* …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/16/2014 on NYC Bike lane -1
User avatar #113 - nachobeldavid (09/16/2014) [-]
LOGIC FAILS YOU MY ATHEIST FRIEND.
*tips fedora*
User avatar #109 - mephiblis (09/16/2014) [-]
Are you fucking retarded? So the city that's 5 times bigger has smaller travel distances? Is that what you're >implying?
#135 - admiralaverage (09/16/2014) [-]
"Are you fucking retarded?" was used far too liberally.
As cities get bigger so does the demand for services, so the density of houses and services within both cities are probably pretty similar.
Size of a city is irrelevant information if you're working within that city, one person in Dallas could work somewhere 2 miles from their home.
and someone in amsterdam could work somewhere 20 miles from their home.
atheistzilla makes a completely legitimate point.
I live in a town and work in the next town, whats to stop me from working 200m from my home and not 15 miles.
#138 - wimwam (09/16/2014) [-]
It might seem like irrelevant information, but unless you can point out a study that compares commuting distance between the two, city size is the best measure.
#141 - admiralaverage (09/16/2014) [-]
my point's still the same, everyone is going to take the job that has the shortest commute if everything else about 2 jobs are the same.
And if you've got a huge commute people are likely to move closer to their work.
City size is an incredibly rough measure of commuting time.
#106 - so everyone in texas has to travel to the other side of the st…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/16/2014 on NYC Bike lane +8
#111 - jdrinfantry (09/16/2014) [-]
it's called: Walker, Texas Ranger. Not Biking, texas Ranger. Duh.
User avatar #107 - mephiblis (09/16/2014) [-]
Dallas = 999.3 km²
Amsterdam = 219 km²
#108 - atheistzilla (09/16/2014) [-]
we're talking about travel distance... not fucking country/state/city size
User avatar #113 - nachobeldavid (09/16/2014) [-]
LOGIC FAILS YOU MY ATHEIST FRIEND.
*tips fedora*
User avatar #109 - mephiblis (09/16/2014) [-]
Are you fucking retarded? So the city that's 5 times bigger has smaller travel distances? Is that what you're >implying?
#135 - admiralaverage (09/16/2014) [-]
"Are you fucking retarded?" was used far too liberally.
As cities get bigger so does the demand for services, so the density of houses and services within both cities are probably pretty similar.
Size of a city is irrelevant information if you're working within that city, one person in Dallas could work somewhere 2 miles from their home.
and someone in amsterdam could work somewhere 20 miles from their home.
atheistzilla makes a completely legitimate point.
I live in a town and work in the next town, whats to stop me from working 200m from my home and not 15 miles.
#138 - wimwam (09/16/2014) [-]
It might seem like irrelevant information, but unless you can point out a study that compares commuting distance between the two, city size is the best measure.
#141 - admiralaverage (09/16/2014) [-]
my point's still the same, everyone is going to take the job that has the shortest commute if everything else about 2 jobs are the same.
And if you've got a huge commute people are likely to move closer to their work.
City size is an incredibly rough measure of commuting time.
#99 - laat de leeuw niet in zijn hempie staan  [+] (12 new replies) 09/16/2014 on NYC Bike lane +2
#105 - srhkid (09/16/2014) [-]
My flag
#110 - chrisel (09/16/2014) [-]
You might like this.
#119 - stefanovic (09/16/2014) [-]
I seem to like this a bit more
User avatar #121 - chrisel (09/16/2014) [-]
It's just an flag of the by rebels occupied southern Netherlands
User avatar #122 - stefanovic (09/16/2014) [-]
And like in every story, the rebels are the good guys
User avatar #125 - chrisel (09/16/2014) [-]
The belgium war for independence quite literally started with a couple of dozen of people starting a riot after seeing an Italian opera. I don't really call the nation that was founded after a riot because of an Italian opera the good guys.

And one other thing, Eendracht maakt macht.
User avatar #129 - stefanovic (09/16/2014) [-]
Well, to be fair... Willem was being a jerk

you're right though, Eendracht maakt macht.
User avatar #132 - chrisel (09/16/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but imagine what could have happened with The United Kingdom of the Netherlands, we could become a dominant player once again if we participated in the scramble for Africa or try to take more Asia, we could have become a global power once again that won't be crushed by the Germans, maybe defeated on our own but not that hard and France would always be happy to fight the Germans together with Great Britain so we would still be winning on the end.
User avatar #134 - stefanovic (09/16/2014) [-]
Well in the end the revolution might have been kinda pointless:

The Belgians were angry at the Dutch king because he didn't speak French.
Nowadays (some of) the Flemish were angry at our (former) prime minister because he didn't speak Dutch.

A United Kingdom of the Netherlands would sure have been something nice to see.
#130 - srhkid (09/16/2014) [-]
Heh.. my brothers nickname is willem..he is a dick
#112 - srhkid (09/16/2014) [-]
Ahh. Thats a nice photo.. I purchased my flag near Nijmegen, a town named Ottersum. Where my family is from
User avatar #115 - chrisel (09/16/2014) [-]
It's so nice to see other Dutch FunyJunkers.
#93 - **** ***** i ride for hours if i have to  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on NYC Bike lane +1
#144 - CIS White Male (09/16/2014) [-]
See I have a buddy that rides a bike everywhere so I can kind of see where you're coming from, but he only goes to school and that depends on schedule. My daily routine is to drive 10 miles to school in the morning, get done with school, change in my car to my work uniform, and make it to my work which is 8 miles from my school in about half an hour. If I rode a bike, that would be impossible
#124 - CIS White Male (09/16/2014) [-]
have to ride for a hour to work every day every year
dont you think it would be made easier with a car not a bike
#67 - i live in Holland..... the only people here that don'…  [+] (39 new replies) 09/16/2014 on NYC Bike lane +50
#162 - CIS White Male (09/17/2014) [-]
Ever seen tourist driving bikes? Non Dutchies can't drive bikes without being annoying as fuck.
User avatar #163 - atheistzilla (09/17/2014) [-]
well... i wouldn't know about that
#139 - koeln (09/16/2014) [-]
Yeah and many cyclist in Holland think they're god and have to ran out of the way for them. Just a few days ago I say a guy crashing into a tourist (who had no idea whats going on) because he refused to take his brakes. Then he insulted her because it was clearly his fault for not giving a shit that someone is in his way.
User avatar #131 - freakyorange (09/16/2014) [-]
"i live in Holland....."

This is why you can't think of any reason why..y'know..the fact that perhaps there are other cultures out there that don't ride bikes as much.
User avatar #159 - atheistzilla (09/17/2014) [-]
i can understand that, just not why other countries have such a big problem regulating cycling lanes and rules
User avatar #128 - myrtille (09/16/2014) [-]
My school is 20min away when I go 85 on the interstate. You think I'm gonna ride my damn bike to school? I don't think so.
User avatar #104 - mephiblis (09/16/2014) [-]
Netherlands size = 41,543 km2
Texas size = 696,241 km²
#106 - atheistzilla (09/16/2014) [-]
so everyone in texas has to travel to the other side of the state everyday?
#111 - jdrinfantry (09/16/2014) [-]
it's called: Walker, Texas Ranger. Not Biking, texas Ranger. Duh.
User avatar #107 - mephiblis (09/16/2014) [-]
Dallas = 999.3 km²
Amsterdam = 219 km²
#108 - atheistzilla (09/16/2014) [-]
we're talking about travel distance... not fucking country/state/city size
User avatar #113 - nachobeldavid (09/16/2014) [-]
LOGIC FAILS YOU MY ATHEIST FRIEND.
*tips fedora*
User avatar #109 - mephiblis (09/16/2014) [-]
Are you fucking retarded? So the city that's 5 times bigger has smaller travel distances? Is that what you're >implying?
#135 - admiralaverage (09/16/2014) [-]
"Are you fucking retarded?" was used far too liberally.
As cities get bigger so does the demand for services, so the density of houses and services within both cities are probably pretty similar.
Size of a city is irrelevant information if you're working within that city, one person in Dallas could work somewhere 2 miles from their home.
and someone in amsterdam could work somewhere 20 miles from their home.
atheistzilla makes a completely legitimate point.
I live in a town and work in the next town, whats to stop me from working 200m from my home and not 15 miles.
#138 - wimwam (09/16/2014) [-]
It might seem like irrelevant information, but unless you can point out a study that compares commuting distance between the two, city size is the best measure.
#141 - admiralaverage (09/16/2014) [-]
my point's still the same, everyone is going to take the job that has the shortest commute if everything else about 2 jobs are the same.
And if you've got a huge commute people are likely to move closer to their work.
City size is an incredibly rough measure of commuting time.
#98 - srhkid (09/16/2014) [-]
Hup Holland! Hup!
#99 - atheistzilla (09/16/2014) [-]
laat de leeuw niet in zijn hempie staan
#105 - srhkid (09/16/2014) [-]
My flag
#110 - chrisel (09/16/2014) [-]
You might like this.
#119 - stefanovic (09/16/2014) [-]
I seem to like this a bit more
User avatar #121 - chrisel (09/16/2014) [-]
It's just an flag of the by rebels occupied southern Netherlands
User avatar #122 - stefanovic (09/16/2014) [-]
And like in every story, the rebels are the good guys
User avatar #125 - chrisel (09/16/2014) [-]
The belgium war for independence quite literally started with a couple of dozen of people starting a riot after seeing an Italian opera. I don't really call the nation that was founded after a riot because of an Italian opera the good guys.

And one other thing, Eendracht maakt macht.
User avatar #129 - stefanovic (09/16/2014) [-]
Well, to be fair... Willem was being a jerk

you're right though, Eendracht maakt macht.
User avatar #132 - chrisel (09/16/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but imagine what could have happened with The United Kingdom of the Netherlands, we could become a dominant player once again if we participated in the scramble for Africa or try to take more Asia, we could have become a global power once again that won't be crushed by the Germans, maybe defeated on our own but not that hard and France would always be happy to fight the Germans together with Great Britain so we would still be winning on the end.
User avatar #134 - stefanovic (09/16/2014) [-]
Well in the end the revolution might have been kinda pointless:

The Belgians were angry at the Dutch king because he didn't speak French.
Nowadays (some of) the Flemish were angry at our (former) prime minister because he didn't speak Dutch.

A United Kingdom of the Netherlands would sure have been something nice to see.
#130 - srhkid (09/16/2014) [-]
Heh.. my brothers nickname is willem..he is a dick
#112 - srhkid (09/16/2014) [-]
Ahh. Thats a nice photo.. I purchased my flag near Nijmegen, a town named Ottersum. Where my family is from
User avatar #115 - chrisel (09/16/2014) [-]
It's so nice to see other Dutch FunyJunkers.
User avatar #91 - logiblack (09/16/2014) [-]
Because the rest of the world has hills.
Thus people would need to climb hills.
Thus not many people use a bike outside of holland.
This leads to making it obsolete technology.
Which leads to people not giving them enough thought while planning roads and road-systems.
Which leads to clashs.

Also: If everyone is a cyclists, nobody can go and rant about cyclists. Additionally: If you see thousands of people use a bike on a daily basis you won't notice the bad guys will diminish in the crowd.
The fact, that there are less people using a bike makes them a minority. You know what happens to minorities.
User avatar #96 - nustix (09/16/2014) [-]
I live in holland and when I drive ina car I scold cyclists when im a cyclists I scold cars.
User avatar #90 - theguythatisnotyou (09/16/2014) [-]
Because our country is about as big as your continent and many people use cars to go rom point A to Point B, because fuck we all live so fucking far from each other, then we get conditioned to watch for cars which are huge compared to a little human on a bike.
User avatar #155 - dawdawdwa (09/16/2014) [-]
The fuck dooes country size have to do with it? Nobody is talking about inter-city travel here. Just getting from home to work or the shop or something. I mean when I used to work in another city I`d just take the train like a sane person, but I`d still go to the station with my bike.
User avatar #93 - atheistzilla (09/16/2014) [-]
shit nigga i ride for hours if i have to
#144 - CIS White Male (09/16/2014) [-]
See I have a buddy that rides a bike everywhere so I can kind of see where you're coming from, but he only goes to school and that depends on schedule. My daily routine is to drive 10 miles to school in the morning, get done with school, change in my car to my work uniform, and make it to my work which is 8 miles from my school in about half an hour. If I rode a bike, that would be impossible
#124 - CIS White Male (09/16/2014) [-]
have to ride for a hour to work every day every year
dont you think it would be made easier with a car not a bike
User avatar #75 - crystalmethod (09/16/2014) [-]
Crowded cities and long distances to travel.
User avatar #73 - himyouknowwho (09/16/2014) [-]
i'm from Denmark. and i feel you.
#11 - if you ever visit the netherlands i'll suck ya dick, thnx m8! 09/15/2014 on After a week on FJ 0
#9 - can you tell me where i can watch his episode? in best qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on After a week on FJ 0
User avatar #11 - atheistzilla (09/15/2014) [-]
if you ever visit the netherlands i'll suck ya dick, thnx m8!
#16 - this is not from hentai 09/15/2014 on Louie 0
#25 - shieet ***** , i don't know 09/15/2014 on genderphobic commericals +2
#19 - my little pony  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2014 on genderphobic commericals +2
#24 - CIS White Male (09/15/2014) [-]
They show middle aged men in their commercials?
#28 - wraithguard (09/15/2014) [-]
They have in the past.
#25 - atheistzilla (09/15/2014) [-]
shieet nigga, i don't know
#32 - perfect 09/15/2014 on Fj's comments +57
#306 - u talkin **** ***** ? 09/14/2014 on (untitled) +1
#52 - this is great 09/11/2014 on Black Swan 0
#49 - i need a ******* ******** of sauce o…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Pam +3
#97 - well there's a skeleton inside me... and i'm a gigantic badass… 09/10/2014 on (1) Fetishes +1
#95 - does that have to do something with mrskeltal.... am i missing…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on (1) Fetishes +1
#96 - spaceturtlecadet (09/10/2014) [-]
I don't think so, I just think skeletons are badass and cool. Don't you agree?
#97 - atheistzilla (09/10/2014) [-]
well there's a skeleton inside me... and i'm a gigantic badass dinosaur, so yeah
#85 - oh yeah evanescense, i remember when this came out, ***…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2014 on (1) Fetishes 0
#94 - spaceturtlecadet (09/10/2014) [-]
relevant
turn your sound down
User avatar #95 - atheistzilla (09/10/2014) [-]
does that have to do something with mrskeltal.... am i missing something here?
#96 - spaceturtlecadet (09/10/2014) [-]
I don't think so, I just think skeletons are badass and cool. Don't you agree?
#97 - atheistzilla (09/10/2014) [-]
well there's a skeleton inside me... and i'm a gigantic badass dinosaur, so yeah
#80 - is this a linkin park song?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/10/2014 on (1) Fetishes -1
#84 - thaferno (09/10/2014) [-]
No, its by evanescene, however there exists a version of it that feature linkin park named "Wake me up inside"

herse the original

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
User avatar #85 - atheistzilla (09/10/2014) [-]
oh yeah evanescense, i remember when this came out, fuckin great song
#94 - spaceturtlecadet (09/10/2014) [-]
relevant
turn your sound down
User avatar #95 - atheistzilla (09/10/2014) [-]
does that have to do something with mrskeltal.... am i missing something here?
#96 - spaceturtlecadet (09/10/2014) [-]
I don't think so, I just think skeletons are badass and cool. Don't you agree?
#97 - atheistzilla (09/10/2014) [-]
well there's a skeleton inside me... and i'm a gigantic badass dinosaur, so yeah
#17 - **** this gif, it frustrates me  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on How much is too much? +2
#19 - ninjalllama (09/10/2014) [-]
#48 - ****** saved, holy **** this made me laugh 09/10/2014 on This Magic Moment +1
#30 - obligatory "it's like he finds the crystal again every ti…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on public speaking +29
#35 - CIS White Male (09/09/2014) [-]
the dog helps Jerry dig up the crystal.
#32 - smorgaynator (09/09/2014) [-]
evry tim dis gets repostd i lik to emagine tat is jus jeery findng da krystal agin.
#87 - well... try not to get abducted by aliens man 09/09/2014 on Cool cop 0
#18 - where the **** do you live?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Cool cop +5
User avatar #24 - raideoactivepilot (09/09/2014) [-]
jackson county Tennessee. super poor place to live. hardly any jobs, mostly because the whole town is just so thick with forest and really rough area its not worth building anything there. the last thing really built there was all from the 60's when there was a coal and other company's using the river next to the town. the town is actually so cut off that if you're not living in the town for all purposes you'r address is from a bording county because it takes roughly an hour to get to town and back and going to the next town over takes like 15 min so the postal service said fuck that and only thing that says im in this county is my property line and everything else is from a neighboring county www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG4luZ6TT-k this also happend pretty close where i live. nothing to do with what i said, just throwing this out there
User avatar #87 - atheistzilla (09/09/2014) [-]
well... try not to get abducted by aliens man
#52 - holmesc (09/09/2014) [-]
County* not Country.

Holy shit that makes a big difference.
User avatar #38 - hackmon (09/09/2014) [-]
cut down a tree, ride it down the river and never return
#78 - who reads this? sounds a bit like markiplier 09/09/2014 on What the fuck, fan fiction? 0
#136 - **** yeah, betraying the martyrs 09/09/2014 on Groupies +2

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User avatar #15 - skulldan (08/22/2014) [-]
happy slightly late birthday you ******* cunt
User avatar #16 to #15 - atheistzilla (08/22/2014) [-]
thanks m8!
#14 - huntergriff (06/26/2014) [-]
salami pizza.
User avatar #10 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #11 to #10 - atheistzilla (12/30/2013) [-]
but....but, my name's not Dylan D:
#7 - warrollan (04/02/2013) [-]
You never delivered, faggot. **** you.
User avatar #8 to #7 - atheistzilla (04/03/2013) [-]
please remind me of what i didn't deliver
#9 to #8 - warrollan (04/03/2013) [-]
"Dubs and i will stick my dick into my beer bottle and then drink from it."

Faggot.
User avatar #2 - xshadeeisafag (08/26/2012) [-]
I thought Atheists didn't believe in dinosaurs?
User avatar #6 to #2 - atheistzilla (11/19/2012) [-]
wut?
#1 - masterboll (08/25/2012) [-]
atheist + godzilla = error

arrogant sub humans cannot be combined with epic dinosaur awesomeness
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