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Alfred Dulere, 51 years old.
Scorpio, ascendant: Ram.
Director of marketing at Madone fresh food division.
Suit: Hugo Boss.
Perfume: Hugo Boss.
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#5 - I don't know whether to masturbate or salivate.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2013 on WTF? +1
User avatar #6 - blasthardcheese (03/30/2013) [-]
WhyNotBoth.jpg
#3 - Is there butter on the mashed potatoes? Oh **** , …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2013 on WTF? +2
User avatar #4 - blasthardcheese (03/30/2013) [-]
Yup, and more with the way I make them.
I always look for the light potatoes, peel them, boil them, mash them to oblivion.
This is when the magic happens, I add a glorious amount of butter, cheese, and milk (But creme is the best to use if you have any).
I think the mash would be better than the BJ.
User avatar #5 - astropuke (03/30/2013) [-]
I don't know whether to masturbate or salivate.
User avatar #6 - blasthardcheese (03/30/2013) [-]
WhyNotBoth.jpg
#5 - Oh there goes gravity. 03/30/2013 on Facebook (number) 0
#54 - Comment deleted 03/30/2013 on Replacing words:Cunt 0
#7 - Picture 03/30/2013 on (see desc) Never Enough 90's +6
#4 - Misspelled insults referring to intellect always crack me up. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2013 on Otto Correct +3
#5 - retxab (03/30/2013) [-]
"It's like you go for a backflip and instead just fall on the ground and start crying."
~astropuke

now my favorite quote
#2 - I'm not seeing one, apart from the second girl who is evidentl…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2013 on Otto Correct +5
#3 - retxab (03/30/2013) [-]
i was so focused on finding a mistake in the first one that i did not even see that the grammar Nazi was actually a fucktard in disguise
User avatar #4 - astropuke (03/30/2013) [-]
Misspelled insults referring to intellect always crack me up. It's like you go for a backflip and instead just fall on the ground and start crying.
#5 - retxab (03/30/2013) [-]
"It's like you go for a backflip and instead just fall on the ground and start crying."
~astropuke

now my favorite quote
#8 - I see. Thanks!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2013 on the truth of all the hated... +1
User avatar #9 - vatra (03/30/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#1 - Picture 03/29/2013 on iron-e 0
#1 - I believe that translates to " **** you and y… 03/29/2013 on Da Fuq? 0
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User avatar #1 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
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