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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:5/22/2011
Last Login:12/07/2014
Location:Denmark
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#101 - "Be me" Who else would you ******* be…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2013 on My own secret +54
#201 - saone (01/09/2013) [-]
spaghetti?
#339 - theftbkid (01/09/2013) [-]
Santa?
#238 - Not sure if good or bad...  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Umbra +23
User avatar #368 - theableacher (01/08/2013) [-]
Where is the white surface!? Where is it!? ARgHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

In short: You Are Fucked.
User avatar #451 - daentraya (01/08/2013) [-]
Everyone just seems to forgets the moonrocks..
#345 - Khasim (01/08/2013) [-]
1. Find a narrow corridor, so narrow that you can fill the entire space between walls with one portal.
2. Put a portal on the ground.
3. Put another portal somewhere on a wall of a very tall building.*
4. If attacked, lead the mofos into the ground portal, jump over it, watch them die.
5. If overwhelmed, just use the portals to travel fast.

*don't forget to change this portal's position from time to time, or the pile of zombes will eventually become so big they won't die from the impact :>
#159 - I laughed WAY too hard at that gif... 01/07/2013 on Grab All You Can In 156... 0
#7 - dude that is awesome! dont mind that stupid anon.. its great work :D  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Bulbasaur 0
User avatar #8 - cannibalotter (01/06/2013) [-]
Thanks hun. I love crocheting... apparently I look at bliss while doing it.
#57 - The movie is called We need to talk about Kevin.. its pretty … 01/05/2013 on Busted !!! +8
#246 - Comment deleted 01/05/2013 on funnyjunk records... 0
#26 - Comment deleted 12/31/2012 on luigi mansion -1
#9 - Mine :D 12/20/2012 on My Current Wallpaper +1
#40 - Netto havde noget der lignede på et tidspunkt... 11/17/2012 on Twinkies ya'll 0
#184 - Picture 11/12/2012 on just realized this +2
#44 - **astronautjezus rolls 33** 10/05/2012 on Rolling game +1
#43 - **astronautjezus rolls 24** THIS 10/05/2012 on Rolling game 0
#42 - **astronautjezus rolls 19** 10/05/2012 on Rolling game 0
#41 - **astronautjezus rolled a random image posted in comment #1 … 10/05/2012 on Rolling game 0
#40 - **astronautjezus rolls 84** 10/05/2012 on Rolling game 0
#38 - **astronautjezus rolls 28** 10/05/2012 on Rolling game 0
#181 - There have been some posts about how a McDonalds just shows an… 09/20/2012 on Finally found it! +3
#194 - Comment deleted 09/17/2012 on Not today, buddy! 0
#280 - "Ellen Boddeker"* 08/18/2012 on Find it, and kill it. +4
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2012 on This is how my cat sits 0
#3 - funmanigro Comment deleted by astronautjezus
#38 - So it couldn't be a store that have visa?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2012 on Meanwhile in Russia... -1
#39 - pjoach (08/01/2012) [-]
no
#106 - Well **** ! i did not know that.. 07/17/2012 on SO MUCH FEEL!!!!1 0
#101 - So you're in Lidl eh? so you may be from scandanavia?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2012 on SO MUCH FEEL!!!!1 0
#118 - jakeuk (07/17/2012) [-]
Lidl is in England, too. Here is a song you may enjoy. http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=Gp09Sdrw2W4
#110 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [-]
Lidl is from Germany originaly and in Croatia we have them too
#104 - conorRG (07/17/2012) [-]
Or any European country. :P we have them in Wales. :P and they're in Ireland. :P
#106 - astronautjezus (07/17/2012) [-]
Well fuck! i did not know that..
#105 - wobaba (07/17/2012) [-]
germany reporting in
#118 - It is Sarah Jessica Parker... 07/11/2012 on Photoshop Pro -2
#5 - Picture 07/03/2012 on ERMAHGERD +19
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