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#36 - its a sucker for a glass plate, but it broke :( 02/25/2013 on So i ejected the disc from... 0
#37 - if he stood in front of a projector his face would be lid up too... 02/25/2013 on invisibility cloak +2
#8 - mfw my name is Kasper.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/21/2013 on This is just adorable. +9
#54 - haheho (02/21/2013) [-]
So when you travel by air they call you kaspersky?
User avatar #15 - ningyoaijin (02/21/2013) [-]
You have a shit name.
#12 - captainwow (02/21/2013) [-]
I wouldn't name my kid Kasper.

I'd be too afraid it'd make them die. And become a friendly ghost.
User avatar #148 - siridontcare (02/21/2013) [-]
Does imortality count for nothing? sure you don't touch anything but still....
#143 - bloodangel (02/21/2013) [-]
It's alright, he is Kasper with a K, no Casper with a C. :)
#6 - Comment deleted 02/19/2013 on The circle of life 0
#12 - I just realized it, and i ******* lost it! …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2013 on Taller +13
User avatar #21 - stonedplatypus (02/19/2013) [-]
Thanks for the gif, I've been looking everywhere for this one but I couldn't find the post it was in. Thanks again.
#3845 - Well then, GREEN THUMBS TO EVERYONE!! 02/17/2013 on What Kind of FJ'er are You? 0
#3843 - **astronautjezus rolls 8**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2013 on What Kind of FJ'er are You? 0
User avatar #3845 - astronautjezus (02/17/2013) [-]
Well then, GREEN THUMBS TO EVERYONE!!
#98 - I REGRET NOTHING!! 02/15/2013 on Ninja Cat 0
#20 - Som så er kaldet vat? Snak dog dansk man! :P  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2013 on Survival Stove from soda can 0
User avatar #22 - drunkengnome (02/12/2013) [-]
Jamen, du godeste gud..

Troede bare det ville brænde for nemt.

Tak på dansk.

And thanks for the feed guys.
#106 - you are welcome to do that ^^ 02/10/2013 on science 0
#58 - Yeah! i made a Gauss Gun to illustrate how LHC works and got a…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2013 on science +3
User avatar #85 - toguro (02/10/2013) [-]
I will be stealing that idea - seems so obvious though; why didnt I think of it?
User avatar #106 - astronautjezus (02/10/2013) [-]
you are welcome to do that ^^
#19 - I really love them too, but i was more thinking og their surre… 02/08/2013 on Don't know if it has been... 0
#259 - **astronautjezus rolled a random image posted in comment #30… 02/08/2013 on Pony Roulette +1
#2 - False! dogs can only see Yellow and blue!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on The dog is right -2
User avatar #4 - SirSheepy (02/08/2013) [-]
false yet again. dogs have only 2 cones in their eyes opposed to 3 that humans have. they can see all colors but they look different, much the same as a colorblind human.
#12 - Pink Floyd, anyone?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2013 on Don't know if it has been... +5
#21 - zerokelvin (02/08/2013) [-]
that's exactly what I thought of
#16 - ilovesalad (02/08/2013) [-]
my favorite band
User avatar #19 - astronautjezus (02/08/2013) [-]
I really love them too, but i was more thinking og their surreal thinking in The Wall (the Movie)

They are the best! Comfortably Numb really moved me :'D
#14 - royoten (02/08/2013) [-]
#47 - my dog :3 02/06/2013 on So I was looking for a new... +1
#112 - You're welcome 02/06/2013 on The only place 0
#182 - They are movies, what did you expect? 01/31/2013 on 12 Childhood Plotholes +2
#25 - Source Pic unrelated.. (or is it?) 01/29/2013 on When someone says tl;dr +1
#3 - Seriously? again? 01/18/2013 on wut -1
#52 - You always "Here" this? it hurts 01/13/2013 on Two Possibilities +8
#73 - Hasn't anybody heard of IMDb? 01/13/2013 on Things you didn't know +2
#101 - "Be me" Who else would you ******* be…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2013 on My own secret +54
#201 - saone (01/09/2013) [-]
spaghetti?
#339 - theftbkid (01/09/2013) [-]
Santa?
#238 - Not sure if good or bad...  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Umbra +23
User avatar #368 - theableacher (01/08/2013) [-]
Where is the white surface!? Where is it!? ARgHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

In short: You Are Fucked.
User avatar #451 - daentraya (01/08/2013) [-]
Everyone just seems to forgets the moonrocks..
#345 - Khasim (01/08/2013) [-]
1. Find a narrow corridor, so narrow that you can fill the entire space between walls with one portal.
2. Put a portal on the ground.
3. Put another portal somewhere on a wall of a very tall building.*
4. If attacked, lead the mofos into the ground portal, jump over it, watch them die.
5. If overwhelmed, just use the portals to travel fast.

*don't forget to change this portal's position from time to time, or the pile of zombes will eventually become so big they won't die from the impact :>
#159 - I laughed WAY too hard at that gif... 01/07/2013 on Grab All You Can In 156... 0
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