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astronautjezus

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:5/22/2011
Last Login:4/03/2015
Location:Denmark
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Content Thumbs: 4514 total,  5033 ,  519
Comment Thumbs: 1524 total,  1739 ,  215
Content Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 7% (7/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:65283
Times Content Favorited:326 times
Total Comments Made:280
FJ Points:6058

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#5 - here in Denmark they put a giant white box over eventual passe…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2013 on PRICELESS! +45
User avatar #93 - ptolomeus (08/21/2013) [-]
"... protect the privacy of the driver" ?
User avatar #99 - astronautjezus (08/21/2013) [-]
you know, in this case it wouldn't had exposed the wife or girlfriend or whatever...
User avatar #101 - ptolomeus (08/21/2013) [-]
Let me get this right... White box on the passengers, but NOT the driver; in order to protect the DRIVER'S privacy?

I think we're missing something here...
User avatar #86 - zerolimz (08/21/2013) [-]
i think it's pretty dangerous to drive with a giant white box over your head though.
#19 - shatt (08/21/2013) [-]
well thats stupid
#16 - fefe (08/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, the American right to privacy is slowly(maybe not so slowly) disappearing for the sake of "security"
#59 - dude it will always be a spoiler no matter how long it's been out?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on Breaking Bad 0
User avatar #127 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/19/2013) [-]
Well, it reaches a point where it's a spoiler where you're not really allowed to be angry about it.
#609 - **astronautjezus rolled a random image posted in comment #46… 08/12/2013 on Rollin 0
#126 - lol what episode is that from? 07/29/2013 on Why don't you draw this???? 0
#60 - the only things i hated in the Dark knight Trilogy was how ret…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on can't contain myself 0
#62 - Spikeydeath (07/23/2013) [-]
I think Michael Keaton was the best live action batman
#57 - did you watch man of steel? Superman isn't super, he's just average!  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on can't contain myself 0
#59 - Spikeydeath (07/23/2013) [-]
Yeah i really didnt get that, thought you ment batman and was rolling
granted he was powerful but nowhere near as op as superman is suppose to be
User avatar #60 - astronautjezus (07/23/2013) [-]
the only things i hated in the Dark knight Trilogy was how retarded Batman's voice was
#62 - Spikeydeath (07/23/2013) [-]
I think Michael Keaton was the best live action batman
#55 - they took away the "super" in superheroes.. what the…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/23/2013 on can't contain myself 0
User avatar #63 - symustafa (07/23/2013) [-]
Superman is just too overpowered in the comics, man.
#56 - Spikeydeath (07/23/2013) [-]
Sorry? Batman was one of the first superheros and he didnt have powers
what the fuck are you talking about?
User avatar #57 - astronautjezus (07/23/2013) [-]
did you watch man of steel? Superman isn't super, he's just average!
#59 - Spikeydeath (07/23/2013) [-]
Yeah i really didnt get that, thought you ment batman and was rolling
granted he was powerful but nowhere near as op as superman is suppose to be
User avatar #60 - astronautjezus (07/23/2013) [-]
the only things i hated in the Dark knight Trilogy was how retarded Batman's voice was
#62 - Spikeydeath (07/23/2013) [-]
I think Michael Keaton was the best live action batman
#48 - And they'll ruin it, just like they did with The Dark Knight a…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/23/2013 on can't contain myself -1
#53 - Spikeydeath (07/23/2013) [-]
I think they where decent
but it wasnt what i ever imagined batman or superman to be like
User avatar #55 - astronautjezus (07/23/2013) [-]
they took away the "super" in superheroes.. what the fuck is up with that?
User avatar #63 - symustafa (07/23/2013) [-]
Superman is just too overpowered in the comics, man.
#56 - Spikeydeath (07/23/2013) [-]
Sorry? Batman was one of the first superheros and he didnt have powers
what the fuck are you talking about?
User avatar #57 - astronautjezus (07/23/2013) [-]
did you watch man of steel? Superman isn't super, he's just average!
#59 - Spikeydeath (07/23/2013) [-]
Yeah i really didnt get that, thought you ment batman and was rolling
granted he was powerful but nowhere near as op as superman is suppose to be
User avatar #60 - astronautjezus (07/23/2013) [-]
the only things i hated in the Dark knight Trilogy was how retarded Batman's voice was
#62 - Spikeydeath (07/23/2013) [-]
I think Michael Keaton was the best live action batman
#2463 - Comment deleted 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +10
#72 - wow you really are the biggest asshole on the internet, this c…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/11/2013 on The Last of Us in a nutshell +2
#82 - fefe (07/11/2013) [-]
and he deleted his comments. I wish I could have read them, he sounds like a wanker.
#92 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #100 - matralith (07/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I deleted your comments. I don't want endspoilers of an amazing game on my content.
#114 - jakeattack (07/11/2013) [-]
Good, what a fucking retard
User avatar #85 - sanguinesolitude (07/11/2013) [-]
i for one am glad he did, i am halfway through and have been trying to avoid spoilers.
#94 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #99 - sanguinesolitude (07/11/2013) [-]
well i am glad someone else did then faggot
#96 - fefe (07/11/2013) [-]
Well then, I guess you are a cunt.
Do you see that thing everyone else does?

SPOILER ALERT
They aren't ruining games.
#68 - some of us actually pays bills, have you heard of that? it isn…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/11/2013 on The Last of Us in a nutshell +4
#69 - swiftykidd Comment deleted by astronautjezus
User avatar #72 - astronautjezus (07/11/2013) [-]
wow you really are the biggest asshole on the internet, this conversation isn't worth to have...
#82 - fefe (07/11/2013) [-]
and he deleted his comments. I wish I could have read them, he sounds like a wanker.
#92 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #100 - matralith (07/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I deleted your comments. I don't want endspoilers of an amazing game on my content.
#114 - jakeattack (07/11/2013) [-]
Good, what a fucking retard
User avatar #85 - sanguinesolitude (07/11/2013) [-]
i for one am glad he did, i am halfway through and have been trying to avoid spoilers.
#94 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #99 - sanguinesolitude (07/11/2013) [-]
well i am glad someone else did then faggot
#96 - fefe (07/11/2013) [-]
Well then, I guess you are a cunt.
Do you see that thing everyone else does?

SPOILER ALERT
They aren't ruining games.
#65 - it is ******* your fault for ******* spoiling it…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/11/2013 on The Last of Us in a nutshell +4
#66 - swiftykidd Comment deleted by astronautjezus
User avatar #70 - yentabear (07/11/2013) [-]
There was literally no point to ruining a game except the sole purpose of being a cunt. Don't expect people to buy games just because it's been out for a certain amount of time.
User avatar #68 - astronautjezus (07/11/2013) [-]
some of us actually pays bills, have you heard of that? it isn't everyone who just can go out and buy what we want...
#69 - swiftykidd Comment deleted by astronautjezus
User avatar #72 - astronautjezus (07/11/2013) [-]
wow you really are the biggest asshole on the internet, this conversation isn't worth to have...
#82 - fefe (07/11/2013) [-]
and he deleted his comments. I wish I could have read them, he sounds like a wanker.
#92 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #100 - matralith (07/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I deleted your comments. I don't want endspoilers of an amazing game on my content.
#114 - jakeattack (07/11/2013) [-]
Good, what a fucking retard
User avatar #85 - sanguinesolitude (07/11/2013) [-]
i for one am glad he did, i am halfway through and have been trying to avoid spoilers.
#94 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #99 - sanguinesolitude (07/11/2013) [-]
well i am glad someone else did then faggot
#96 - fefe (07/11/2013) [-]
Well then, I guess you are a cunt.
Do you see that thing everyone else does?

SPOILER ALERT
They aren't ruining games.
#63 - Dude NOT cool, why the **** would you spoil the game fo…  [+] (17 new replies) 07/11/2013 on The Last of Us in a nutshell +4
#126 - kaoknight has deleted their comment.
#89 - ivelization (07/11/2013) [-]
thank you for your service sir for i almost read his message and im watching a playthrough so have a good day and swiftykidd you can go to africa and get AIDS for all i care.
#64 - swiftykidd Comment deleted by astronautjezus
User avatar #65 - astronautjezus (07/11/2013) [-]
it is fucking your fault for fucking spoiling it? how can it be others fault if they maybe are saving up for it?


you are the biggest asshole on the internet!
#66 - swiftykidd Comment deleted by astronautjezus
User avatar #70 - yentabear (07/11/2013) [-]
There was literally no point to ruining a game except the sole purpose of being a cunt. Don't expect people to buy games just because it's been out for a certain amount of time.
User avatar #68 - astronautjezus (07/11/2013) [-]
some of us actually pays bills, have you heard of that? it isn't everyone who just can go out and buy what we want...
#69 - swiftykidd Comment deleted by astronautjezus
User avatar #72 - astronautjezus (07/11/2013) [-]
wow you really are the biggest asshole on the internet, this conversation isn't worth to have...
#82 - fefe (07/11/2013) [-]
and he deleted his comments. I wish I could have read them, he sounds like a wanker.
#92 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #100 - matralith (07/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I deleted your comments. I don't want endspoilers of an amazing game on my content.
#114 - jakeattack (07/11/2013) [-]
Good, what a fucking retard
User avatar #85 - sanguinesolitude (07/11/2013) [-]
i for one am glad he did, i am halfway through and have been trying to avoid spoilers.
#94 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #99 - sanguinesolitude (07/11/2013) [-]
well i am glad someone else did then faggot
#96 - fefe (07/11/2013) [-]
Well then, I guess you are a cunt.
Do you see that thing everyone else does?

SPOILER ALERT
They aren't ruining games.
#8 - [Noms Intensifies] 07/05/2013 on Wrong Channel? 0
#42 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on jack black 0
User avatar #45 - graenko (07/06/2013) [-]
dont remember the exact vid but he was trying to sell rockstar sperm in it if that helps
#7 - wtf is that on his head?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2013 on selfie -2
#27 - fefe (06/11/2014) [-]
We call them trees
User avatar #22 - twentytwelve (07/03/2013) [-]
the motherfucking lazer he just used to light his car on fire.
User avatar #12 - riphlv (07/03/2013) [-]
hair
#11 - Blarge (07/03/2013) [-]
standard issue
User avatar #20 - Kalder (07/03/2013) [-]
NOPE!!
User avatar #8 - alterednicolas (07/03/2013) [-]
Looks like one of those bluethoot headsets.
#34 - Bitch please...  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Two Kinds of People. +38
#62 - whatwhatinthechuck (07/03/2013) [-]
for data entry that looks terrible but I guess it's for gaming
User avatar #64 - Bravechampion (07/03/2013) [-]
1234567890-=

Yeah, I just did that and it would not be effective for data entry, but its all I use for gaming...
User avatar #51 - Milvath (07/03/2013) [-]
this could complete my ArmA gameplay even for flying
User avatar #47 - jtwagner (07/03/2013) [-]
I like that it goes to 12, however it doesn't have a zero.
User avatar #63 - Lilstow (07/03/2013) [-]
they can function as the number row or num pad.
the mouse can also be fully macro'd
User avatar #77 - sightlysuperset (07/03/2013) [-]
It has no zero.
User avatar #78 - Lilstow (07/03/2013) [-]
i own the mouse. 10 is 0, 11 is - and 12 is =.
#38 - mrvoodoo (07/03/2013) [-]
By the arrangement of the numbers that's equivalent to the numpad
#40 - maybe we care because it's relevant for the post? go back to y… 06/24/2013 on punchline +12
#215 - I've got the ISS for background  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Surprise? +1
#238 - durkadurka (06/21/2013) [-]
dumping mine
#240 - durkadurka (06/21/2013) [-]
#241 - durkadurka (06/21/2013) [-]
Time lapse of a shuttle launch.
#50 - And why is is first now i notcie that Juni looks just like Rob… 06/20/2013 on Spy Kids +4
#127 - (potential spoiler..) not be be boring or anything, b… 06/19/2013 on Superman vs Avengers 0
#109 - I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS! for scientific reasons...  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2013 on That'll do Donkey -1
User avatar #127 - kommandantvideo (06/15/2013) [-]
Heh. No you don't.
#139 - opium (06/15/2013) [-]
provide us with the information we seek or prepare for the Shrekoning!!
User avatar #140 - kommandantvideo (06/15/2013) [-]
It was a giant green dick plowing a white guy's ass
#141 - opium (06/15/2013) [-]
and now i know what to search for
#147 - kommandantvideo has deleted their comment.
#47 - I have had the Nokia Lumia 800 for a long time now, and althou… 06/09/2013 on HTC V Samsung +1
#50 - this is epic! 06/06/2013 on 88 miles +3
#140 - Comment deleted 06/06/2013 on Can't wait to see this 0
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