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Date Signed Up:5/22/2011
Last Login:10/11/2014
Location:Denmark
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Highest Content Rank:#1829
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#6 - Maybe it's named "The MysTery Machine? 12/14/2013 on Soooo blose +3
#16 - Comment deleted 12/11/2013 on Someone is sleeping on the... +8
#83 - And that's where he is wrong.... it's from Oz the Great and Po… 12/07/2013 on Down the watefall 0
#9 - play this while watching the gif, it fits perfectly!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on So many doctors +1
User avatar #15 - corporate (11/22/2013) [-]
Brilliant.
#5 - had to be done. Go nuts..  [+] (9 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Deep +12
User avatar #13 - milomcrobbie (11/20/2013) [-]
Somebody put that weird piece of art some guy spammed in this
#15 - chrysaor (11/20/2013) [-]
This one?
User avatar #16 - milomcrobbie (11/20/2013) [-]
ahaha yeah ^^
#11 - iusethisaccfornsfw (11/20/2013) [-]
Now it's art
#7 - nunubot (11/20/2013) [-]
We don't need to go deeper.
#10 - nunubot (11/20/2013) [-]
#6 - sodapops (11/20/2013) [-]
Too obvious, I know.
#8 - sodapops (11/20/2013) [-]
Slightly better
#9 - sodapops (11/20/2013) [-]
Now we're talking.
#8 - 89 Euros is 120 USD...  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Twelve Foot Ninja explains:... +2
User avatar #11 - Jakdablak (11/20/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
User avatar #10 - karvarausku (11/20/2013) [-]
nononono. You see it's $89€
#173 - **astronautjezus rolled a random image posted in comment #64… 11/19/2013 on Gifts 0
#23 - Picture 11/10/2013 on Wallpaper 0
#8 - Comment deleted 11/07/2013 on Mommy No 0
#5 - Picture 11/07/2013 on Arnold was twerking before... +1
#47 - Comment deleted 11/07/2013 on Beer 0
#408 - **astronautjezus rolls 22** smooth 11/01/2013 on Roll game. 0
#20 - it looks like one of the ceremonies from the olympics in 2012... 10/26/2013 on What my neighbors sound... 0
#161 - **astronautjezus rolls 34** 10/23/2013 on *roll 2* to see your fate 0
#3 - Allways.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on I had to. +15
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#3 - DUDES! you know what could be cool? if Valve finished making t…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Finally Snapped +12
User avatar #13 - stupro (09/29/2013) [-]
That would be cool and they could have amazing sale with no marketing at all. On the other hand, it would be near impossible to keep the development of a game of such size secret.
User avatar #30 - ronyx (09/29/2013) [-]
The kept steamOS a secret though.
User avatar #39 - stupro (09/29/2013) [-]
No one really cares about that as much as HL3.
User avatar #7 - konradkurze (09/29/2013) [-]
yeah just imagine....no hype at all...have random gamers wander into stores as normal....just happened to notice it on the shelf stacked in with all the other games....at first just give the guy at the counter a funny look like "dude is this for real"

then see them freak out when they realize its legit
User avatar #5 - dinorawrgx (09/29/2013) [-]
Especially on April 1st.
#5 - you know, rules like that you can't use snipers in cs or somet…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2013 on Apparently combo moves were... 0
User avatar #6 - unlithe (09/08/2013) [-]
how the fuck did the guy in the gif get the ferret to stay still?! mine freaks the fuck out when a drop of water touches him
#55 - i left my room just after i put this poster on the wall and wh… 09/06/2013 on Bazinga 0
#9 - I have this one at home :3 Star Trek is better than…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2013 on i like 0
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#4 - here he is dressed as Hal from Malcolm in the middle...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on Real life best friends +136
#37 - WolfRider (08/22/2013) [-]
#99 - you know, in this case it wouldn't had exposed the wife or gir…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on PRICELESS! 0
User avatar #101 - ptolomeus (08/21/2013) [-]
Let me get this right... White box on the passengers, but NOT the driver; in order to protect the DRIVER'S privacy?

I think we're missing something here...
#5 - here in Denmark they put a giant white box over eventual passe…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2013 on PRICELESS! +45
User avatar #93 - ptolomeus (08/21/2013) [-]
"... protect the privacy of the driver" ?
User avatar #99 - astronautjezus (08/21/2013) [-]
you know, in this case it wouldn't had exposed the wife or girlfriend or whatever...
User avatar #101 - ptolomeus (08/21/2013) [-]
Let me get this right... White box on the passengers, but NOT the driver; in order to protect the DRIVER'S privacy?

I think we're missing something here...
User avatar #86 - zerolimz (08/21/2013) [-]
i think it's pretty dangerous to drive with a giant white box over your head though.
#19 - shatt (08/21/2013) [-]
well thats stupid
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, the American right to privacy is slowly(maybe not so slowly) disappearing for the sake of "security"
#59 - dude it will always be a spoiler no matter how long it's been out?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on Breaking Bad 0
User avatar #127 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/19/2013) [-]
Well, it reaches a point where it's a spoiler where you're not really allowed to be angry about it.
#609 - **astronautjezus rolled a random image posted in comment #46… 08/12/2013 on Rollin 0
#126 - lol what episode is that from? 07/29/2013 on Why don't you draw this???? 0
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