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#21 - Picture 2 hours ago on A Handful of Neat- +1
#10 - I love holding Z and hearing the alternate jingle  [+] (5 new replies) 14 hours ago on Dododododododododododododod... +17
User avatar #11 - thedarkestrogue (13 hours ago) [-]
There are actually 3 alternate jingles.
#15 - flyinarrow (11 hours ago) [-]
THERE ARE OTHER JINGLES?!?!? HOLY FUCK I WILL MAKE IT MY LIFE GOAL TO HEAR THEM
User avatar #22 - Awesomenessniss (10 hours ago) [-]
#23 - flyinarrow (10 hours ago) [-]
Thank you, you truly live up to your username
User avatar #17 - thedarkestrogue (11 hours ago) [-]
go to youtube
#6 - Comment deleted 12/08/2014 on America and Europe 0
#13 - >mfw people complain about the storm trooper being black …  [+] (23 new replies) 11/30/2014 on THIS IS WHAT /tv/ ACTUALLY... +43
#29 - anonymous (11/30/2014) [-]
as long as this movie doesn't become a SJW fest, I am ok with anything
User avatar #23 - captinchikin (11/30/2014) [-]
This is just a copy/paste from something I wrote in another thread:

By the destruction of the first Death Star, only about 1/3 were clones, the rest conscripted soldiers. By the end of RotJ, probably a whole lot less. This is 30 years after that, so we can guess that if there are still cloned Stormtroopers, they're not very common at all.
#18 - anonymous (11/30/2014) [-]
True. But he dosnt have to be a spy.
Humans are humans in star wars. Any Racism is usually directed towards aliens. The Empire wouldn’t give a shit about a black guy because he’s a human and not a filthy Twi’lek.
There is no cannon explanation to say that that a trooper can’t be a black guy. The reason imperials in the original trilogy were all white was because it was the 70s and it also helped to make the empire look like the Nazis that inspired them. And even then it was just the officers, not the troopers.
And maybe the troopers are good guys in this. Loyal to the New Republic the way they were loyal to the Old Republic. Or maybe there will be some Spec Ops. The Line shit where the republic turns evil and he has to fight former comrades. Or yes, maybe he’s undercover.
User avatar #50 - masdercheef (11/30/2014) [-]
I would be so glad if the troopers were good guys... mostly because they'd actually be shown as competent soldiers for once, since apparently the bad guys' soldiers can't ever be good at things..?

It's even addressed in the movies themselves that the Stormtroopers are supposed to be some super-elite fighting force; "These blast points.... too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise."
#61 - anonymous (11/30/2014) [-]
Plot Armor is a bitch.
User avatar #64 - masdercheef (11/30/2014) [-]
That it is. Although I do continue to forget about how that theory pretty much explains it all - especially for the boarding of the Tantive IV. It was a single point of entry, the Rebels were already on the ship and able to prepare their defenses, and considering that the Empire boarded using a TIE boarding craft there would have been about... twelve men in the initial contact, Vader included. The officers we see after Leia's capture were most likely brought on board after the Rebels had been neutralized. And the amount of Rebels on the ship would have been at least double the Empire's numbers, if not more.

Yet, the Rebels still got absolutely pasted by the Imperial forces. This really goes to show the force of the Empire, doesn't it?
User avatar #17 - zekeon (11/30/2014) [-]
>mfw people don't know not all storm troopers are clones
User avatar #22 - masterjogi (11/30/2014) [-]
I hope you are kidding, nearly zero stormtroopers are clones. Clonetroopers were clones.
User avatar #48 - masdercheef (11/30/2014) [-]
True, by the time of A New Hope, most Stormtroopers would probably have been recruits - about ten years prior, the Empire stopped cloning as a result of an uprising on Kamino; they feared that the Clones could be turned against them. Only the 501st Legion remained entirely comprised of Clones, due to the fact that they had always been absolutely loyal to the Empire, and the Republic back in the day. Another reason being that the clones were still vastly superior to most if not all recruits in the galaxy, thus making the 501st even more of an elite force than it had been before. So, given ten years' time of age-outs, combat deaths, and new recruits being brought in, I'd be willing to bet that most legions in the Empire had almost no clones in them by A New Hope, if any at all. Making Leia's line of "aren't you a little short to be a Stormtrooper" pretty strange, considering that they would have been all sorts of heights by that time.
User avatar #52 - sirformidio (11/30/2014) [-]
Actually her line makes total sense as the armor was a bit big on Luke. The problem was is that he is just a tiny bit short, and there is actually a height /requirement/ for many military. IIRC, America has a 5'9'' height requirement in order to join. I may be wrong on that.
User avatar #53 - masdercheef (11/30/2014) [-]
I'm not too sure on it being 5'9" for the U.S., but you raise a very fair point about the armor itself being big on him. She was probably just poking a bit of fun at him for being short, anyway.
User avatar #54 - sirformidio (11/30/2014) [-]
5'10'', is actually the minimum height I can find on any charts offered.
That actually puts me as illegible to join, as come nightfall I am actually 5'9'', and only 5'11'' right when I wake up.
User avatar #56 - masdercheef (11/30/2014) [-]
Ah, wait a minute, it appears as though the Army also apparently accepts those with a height of 4'10"... Hm/
User avatar #55 - masdercheef (11/30/2014) [-]
5'10"? Odd. In my own search, I've seen as low as 4'10" to be acceptable. Perhaps because the source of that statistic is the Air Force? Which branch is it you found that information for?
User avatar #57 - sirformidio (11/30/2014) [-]
found it for the USAF, yeah. I'm running off of no sleep and two ten hour shifts, so I'm lazy.
User avatar #58 - masdercheef (11/30/2014) [-]
Ah, alright. Sounds like you deserve a bit of rest, mate.
User avatar #59 - sirformidio (11/30/2014) [-]
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK AND THE DEAD, AND I AM NEITHER.
also, Dragon Age: Inquisition calls me.
User avatar #60 - masdercheef (11/30/2014) [-]
Oh the allure of games... it is far too strong to resist. I feel your pain.
User avatar #30 - overture (11/30/2014) [-]
When the empire was formed, the clone troopers were renamed storm troopers, but they were still cloned. It was not until later that the cloning process stopped and they started recruiting troopers. "clone storm troopers" and even the original clones still exist, albeit in limited numbers.
User avatar #24 - zekeon (11/30/2014) [-]
Are you retarded?
User avatar #25 - masterjogi (11/30/2014) [-]
No I missed the double negative. My Bad.
#26 - worldatarms (11/30/2014) [-]
Yeah... right
User avatar #16 - iceguy (11/30/2014) [-]
also, they stopped most cloning in the empire, so he could actually be a stormtrooper
#44 - An alibi  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on *zip* +21
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User avatar #2173 - zahidlol (11/12/2014) [-]
Nice job on getting more thumbs than me
User avatar #1559 - wingates (11/12/2014) [-]
can't say no to that sexiness
#1256 - johnas (11/12/2014) [-]
Admin is love, admin is life
#636 - astraldeity (11/12/2014) [-]
This is indeed true
#14 - I live in Las Vegas area code 89131  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Join us +1
#37 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
I live in henderson lmao
User avatar #18 - aldkai (11/04/2014) [-]
What do you know about BlackJack?
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not from vegas, but i learned blackjack and poker in kindergarten
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#46 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Caption Challenge +401
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#61 - shadowrated (10/31/2014) [-]
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