asthmetheus
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 19 |
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| Steam Profile: | Madhare123 |
| Consoles Owned: | PS3, PC |
| Video Games Played: | All! |
| X-box Gamertag: | fuck microsoft |
| PSN: | MadHare125 |
| Interests: | you bbeh |
| Date Signed Up: | 7/20/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/13/2016 |
| Location: | Mississippi |
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| #111 - Please don't leave me. | 10/04/2015 on But FJ... FJ Never Changes | 0 |
| #265 - Picture | 10/02/2015 on asthmetheus's profile | 0 |
| #213 - Lo and behold, we learn that Tie only wears Ties while naked | 09/28/2015 on I film vertically, fite me | +2 |
| #218 - God of war killed my family! [+] (1 new reply) | 09/27/2015 on soule's profile | 0 |
| #9 - I thought lizards and stuff layed eggs? [+] (8 new replies) | 09/27/2015 on she dint give a shit, she... | +93 |
| I thought so too. It seems that times are changing. www.americanscientist.org/science/pub/-1054 | ||
| #215 - Subbed [+] (3 new replies) | 09/27/2015 on soule's profile | 0 |
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| #25 - **** it, I really want to start watching and reading Jo… [+] (3 new replies) | 09/27/2015 on Random stuff I found pt 15... | +2 |
| The New 2012 anime is pretty much the excat same thing but animated if you really want to start heres part one. bato.to/comic/_/comics/jojos-bizarre-adventure-part-1-phantom-blood-r5454 Im on part 4 right now. | ||
| #20 - Hello | 09/27/2015 on FLY HACKING | +4 |
| #31 - This one seems shorter than the rest. | 09/27/2015 on Sometimes people aren't all... | 0 |
| #51 - I really really like you so far. | 09/27/2015 on It's Hard Being Famous | +1 |
| #184 - And so Geebombs plan to eliminate the competition has failed. [+] (5 new replies) | 09/27/2015 on soule's profile | 0 |
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geebomb (09/27/2015) [-] i had to forfeit to show my oc brethren that they are more important to me cashmanderp thank you for the .mp4 you glorious bastard | ||
| #8 - He is now my favorite [+] (1 new reply) | 09/26/2015 on Hankhillofthe | -1 |
| #18 - She claimed it would sneak out at night and crawl into her bed. [+] (1 new reply) | 09/26/2015 on The Tarantula Hobby pt.1. | +1 |
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| #11 - I had a pet tarantula that was given to me when i was about te… [+] (3 new replies) | 09/26/2015 on The Tarantula Hobby pt.1. | +1 |
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| #6 - What'd he get for his birthday there? [+] (3 new replies) | 09/26/2015 on Hankhillofthe | 0 |
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| #6 - Picture | 09/26/2015 on Ironies and contradictions... | +218 |
| #4 - I don't get it. [+] (9 new replies) | 09/26/2015 on Ironies and contradictions... | +21 |
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| #62 - Sorry man, they all have it. [+] (1 new reply) | 09/26/2015 on Space Battle | 0 |
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| #61 - Its not even nunchuks, its just her weird interlocking hilt, i… | 09/26/2015 on Space Battle | 0 |
| #144 - pathesisx get in on this weird draw oc festival. | 09/26/2015 on soule's profile | 0 |
| #7 - I know what Cold Fusion is, I'm just wondering how the ***… [+] (11 new replies) | 09/25/2015 on Fun Facts to Know and Tell | +19 |
| You probably can't replicate it because you're not a Neanderthal. Alright, you got me. The last one was made up. I wanted it to be ridiculous enough that it would make people doubt what they'd read, but plausible enough that they wouldn't just reject it. Based on the reactions, it looks like I got it right in that sweet spot. That's not the bit that needs citation if it's a joke cool, i got it ages ago, if you're serious, then your an idiot, saying this is basically saying that any explanation of anything is valid, you might as well say that humans exist because giant penis monsters from space came down and fucked monkeys. | ||
| #5 - Explain the last one. [+] (19 new replies) | 09/25/2015 on Fun Facts to Know and Tell | +8 |
| The issue with the post is that it's assuming a lot of things A) that all neanderthals that existed were present at the mud puddle B) that the neanderthals created that explosion, even accidentally It could be possible that cold fusion occurred in an area around neanderthals, killing a group or more. But the idea that they caused it, or that it wiped all of them out seems like massive bullshit. You misunderstand, it wasn't one Neanderthal at one mud puddle -- all the Neanderthals all accidentally made cold fusion at the same time, probably because they were all quantum entangled. However, you're correct that assumption B was made, but I'd say it's pretty safe to say that they caused it, otherwise it would be one crazy coincidence that it wasn't correlated. Fusion between two atoms releases a lot of energy -- several orders of magnitude more than fission, the process used in nuclear warheads. Unfortunately, it's very difficult to create fusion-based energy sources because it tends to require center-of-a-fucking-star-like conditions. That is why Cold Fusion is so sought after. Naturally, if you were to produce cold fusion in a mud puddle by accident, it would create a very intense explosion. I know what Cold Fusion is, I'm just wondering how the fuck neanderthals discovered it and how that would kill them. You probably can't replicate it because you're not a Neanderthal. Alright, you got me. The last one was made up. I wanted it to be ridiculous enough that it would make people doubt what they'd read, but plausible enough that they wouldn't just reject it. Based on the reactions, it looks like I got it right in that sweet spot. That's not the bit that needs citation if it's a joke cool, i got it ages ago, if you're serious, then your an idiot, saying this is basically saying that any explanation of anything is valid, you might as well say that humans exist because giant penis monsters from space came down and fucked monkeys. | ||
| #88 - Thanks datassman | 09/25/2015 on /k/ | +1 |
| #444 - GOD DAMNIT, when you want the highest to win I roll so low, bu… | 09/25/2015 on Steam Giveaway | 0 |
| #443 - **asthmetheus used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **asthmetheus rol… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/25/2015 on Steam Giveaway | 0 |
| GOD DAMNIT, when you want the highest to win I roll so low, but now that lowest needs to fucking win I roll fucking high this is bullshit | ||
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Pssssst
A friend of mines wants to do this DnD thingy
Can she join?
A friend of mines wants to do this DnD thingy
Can she join?
