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| #47 - They enter a body instead of dispersing across the body, they … | 06/14/2015 on Interesting facts about... | -1 |
| #46 - The 3D is closer to episode three, while the 2D is closer to e… [+] (1 new reply) | 06/14/2015 on Interesting facts about... | +1 |
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| #21 - I want 30 [+] (3 new replies) | 06/14/2015 on Delta Squad | +1 |
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| #37 - I have a decent headset, it feels like crap though and one of … | 06/13/2015 on Last of Us Online in a... | 0 |
| #34 - MadHare125 although I have like none of the map DLC and havent… [+] (2 new replies) | 06/13/2015 on Last of Us Online in a... | 0 |
| ill add you i also have none of the maps and haven't played in a while so your good, you might have to wait for me to get my new headset to play since my younger brother used them and they magically broke and he refuses to pay the 60 dollars I have a decent headset, it feels like crap though and one of the speakers doesnt always work. | ||
| #32 - I have no friends either, it makes playing the online difficult. [+] (4 new replies) | 06/13/2015 on Last of Us Online in a... | 0 |
| what is your psn. Also with playing online i would recommened just sticking with someone like a buddy system MadHare125 although I have like none of the map DLC and havent played in ages. ill add you i also have none of the maps and haven't played in a while so your good, you might have to wait for me to get my new headset to play since my younger brother used them and they magically broke and he refuses to pay the 60 dollars I have a decent headset, it feels like crap though and one of the speakers doesnt always work. | ||
| #66 - He does not, its one of the few "deaths" left ambigu… | 06/13/2015 on Just Remember | 0 |
| #3 - Yeah pretty much | 06/11/2015 on Relatable things... | 0 |
| #2 - I am 90% sure this is a comp thats already up, just in reverse. [+] (1 new reply) | 06/11/2015 on Relatable things... | 0 |
| Yeah pretty much funnyjunk.com/I+don+t+know+what+to+call+this/funny-pictures/5575934/ | ||
| #9 - 5 GOOOOLDEN RIIIINGS | 06/11/2015 on Where Nicki Minaj Got Her... | +11 |
| #10 - Yeah I'd hate to have a friend as stupid as jimmy, pro-to-type… | 06/11/2015 on Haing a not so smart friend | +1 |
| #31 - Tits are great and all, but how about you actually show cospla… | 06/10/2015 on Cosplay done right ;) | 0 |
| #7 - Well what the **** happened, did you ever stop being th… [+] (1 new reply) | 06/09/2015 on The story of Peter and the... | +82 |
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| #125 - What's funny is I've seen the rest of it and she walks off say… [+] (1 new reply) | 06/09/2015 on Splatoon Plaza Compilation 2 | +8 |
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| #5 - Why is everyone so ******* good at drawing in this game… [+] (14 new replies) | 06/09/2015 on Splatoon Plaza Compilation 2 | +215 |
| You want on honest answer? From what I understand, it's not so much drawing well, but more like erasing well. You can make the lines a lot better by just drawing the general shape and then erasing it bit by bit till you get it the way you want. Tracing actually. Lots and lots of tracing, there are a lot of original drawings, and it's not just erasing, even when it's a single value, it takes skill. But most memes are retraces of printed pics they put in the pad. Tracing takes 0 skill. #6 -
anon (06/09/2015) [-] Hint: A lot of them are Japanese. Everyone knows that if you're japanese you automatically become good at drawing. you can learn how to read minds as any race by getting the Student-debt DLC which makes Psychiatry and Social sciences available for study at University. yeah , asians are pretty useless , sure they got the mind-reading perk from birth , but Europeans' "imperial destiny" ability , enables them to learn every perk in the game , in exchange for not being born with any of them , which makes us arguably the best faction to play as. That is also the reason why we've been dominating the metagame ever since the Rise of Rome patch. | ||
| #4 - Thanks Music side of Funnyjunk. [+] (5 new replies) | 06/09/2015 on Bad day | 0 |
| What travishein said. I used to play violin and I've accidentally over tightened the bow a few times. It's fairly easy to do, and I've been lucky enough only to have a dozen or so hairs break at a time, but my bet is that's what the young man did here. He fully explained it, I just wanted to add my two cents/personal experience There is a peice in the end of it that was probly fucked up. It doesnt hav to be over tightened it could just be he hit it on something before concert. I had same thing happen to me but while i was practicing thank god not during a concert. | ||
| #2 - What happened to the kid with the violin? [+] (15 new replies) | 06/09/2015 on Bad day | +3 |
| Alright I'll try again. Source on that gif. 2Cellos - Thunderstruck www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT3SBzmDxGk #3 -
travishein (06/09/2015) [-] #138 -
cleu (06/10/2015) [-] It's very hard to tell from the quality of the video but the frog of the bow is where the hand is where his hand is at and the tip of the bow is where the string came out of. What happened is that the person who rehaired the bow did not properly seal the top part of the bow hair into the tip of the bow making the bow hair fall out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6trY7Lno8a4 2:48 For the most part correct, however what it looks like happened was typically with cheaper bows they glue the hairs together first, then glue them into the bow and the frog, and the frog tension might have been too tight, but the whole grouping of glued hairs came undone from the bow. To me it looks more like the hair block located in the tip of the bow fell out(either due to improper tension, or to improper gluing). What travishein said. I used to play violin and I've accidentally over tightened the bow a few times. It's fairly easy to do, and I've been lucky enough only to have a dozen or so hairs break at a time, but my bet is that's what the young man did here. He fully explained it, I just wanted to add my two cents/personal experience There is a peice in the end of it that was probly fucked up. It doesnt hav to be over tightened it could just be he hit it on something before concert. I had same thing happen to me but while i was practicing thank god not during a concert. | ||
| #28 - Yeah but with the books I can craft the world in my mind, the … [+] (2 new replies) | 06/09/2015 on Stannis the Mannis | +1 |
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anon (06/09/2015) [-] imo the show is just about cutting fun storylines and taking shortcuts to get to the main plot points | ||
| #26 - I've only watched like half of the first season, I'm a book reader. [+] (4 new replies) | 06/09/2015 on Stannis the Mannis | 0 |
| You should. You get the shorter version that still stays true to the books. And will very soon be 1 or 2 books ahead. Yeah but with the books I can craft the world in my mind, the show kinda takes it away. #33 -
anon (06/09/2015) [-] imo the show is just about cutting fun storylines and taking shortcuts to get to the main plot points | ||
| #24 - He's becoming like ******* Mad King Aerys, burning … [+] (6 new replies) | 06/09/2015 on Stannis the Mannis | 0 |
| I hope you understand now. Do you by any chance watch reviews of the show after you have watched the episode? I've only watched like half of the first season, I'm a book reader. You should. You get the shorter version that still stays true to the books. And will very soon be 1 or 2 books ahead. Yeah but with the books I can craft the world in my mind, the show kinda takes it away. #33 -
anon (06/09/2015) [-] imo the show is just about cutting fun storylines and taking shortcuts to get to the main plot points | ||
| #22 - How will he do it, shes at the wall, stannis is all the way do… [+] (8 new replies) | 06/09/2015 on Stannis the Mannis | 0 |
| I think this is the article. www.ew.com/article/2015/06/07/game-thrones-Shireen He's becoming like fucking Mad King Aerys, burning fucking everyone. I hope you understand now. Do you by any chance watch reviews of the show after you have watched the episode? I've only watched like half of the first season, I'm a book reader. You should. You get the shorter version that still stays true to the books. And will very soon be 1 or 2 books ahead. Yeah but with the books I can craft the world in my mind, the show kinda takes it away. #33 -
anon (06/09/2015) [-] imo the show is just about cutting fun storylines and taking shortcuts to get to the main plot points | ||
| #16 - I used to like stannis, but after this it's slowely made me di… [+] (10 new replies) | 06/09/2015 on Stannis the Mannis | 0 |
| He hasn't done it yet. He will do it. GRRM is very involved with the show. They are further than the books. There was an article about this on Entertainment Weekly. How will he do it, shes at the wall, stannis is all the way down at winterfell. I think this is the article. www.ew.com/article/2015/06/07/game-thrones-Shireen He's becoming like fucking Mad King Aerys, burning fucking everyone. I hope you understand now. Do you by any chance watch reviews of the show after you have watched the episode? I've only watched like half of the first season, I'm a book reader. You should. You get the shorter version that still stays true to the books. And will very soon be 1 or 2 books ahead. Yeah but with the books I can craft the world in my mind, the show kinda takes it away. #33 -
anon (06/09/2015) [-] imo the show is just about cutting fun storylines and taking shortcuts to get to the main plot points | ||
| #29 - You can change it to white, blue, green, or orange in the settings. | 06/09/2015 on Playing New Vegas again... | +3 |
| #32 - What do space marines look like outside of their armor? [+] (9 new replies) | 06/09/2015 on WH40K Comic - Damnation... | 0 |
| I'll add some more details here, just in case anyone wants to know (although <<47 managed to make a hilarious case out of Space Marine enhancements): Space Marines have 19 different modifications carved into them in a long period of time (15 phases from [ideal] age of 10-14 to 16-18 what I meant here was that the first phase is ideal to children of the age span of 10-14 years and the last phase is optimal to young adults between the ages of 16-18 ), most of these abilities are *not* used in either the novels or the game itself some have been, I admit. But there haven't been many, do correct me if I'm wrong. (in which most Space Marines seem like guardsmen on steroids wearing power armor, when they should be so much more than that). The enhancements are as follows: 1. Secondary Heart - This simplest and most self-sufficient of implants allows a Space Marine to survive his other heart being damaged or destroyed, and to survive in low oxygen environments. Not just a back-up, the secondary heart can boost the blood-flow around the Marine's body. 2. Ossmodula - A small, complex, tubular organ, the ossmodula secretes hormones that both affect the ossification of the skeleton and encourages the forming bone growths to absorb ceramic-based chemicals that are laced into the Marine's diet. This drastically alters the way a Space Marine's bones grow and develop. Two years after this implant is first put in the subject's long bones will have increased in size and strength (along with most other bones), and the rib cage will have been fused into a solid mass of bulletproof, interlocking plates. 3. Biscopea - This small, circular organ is inserted into the chest cavity and releases hormones that vastly increase muscle growth throughout the marine's body. It also serves to form the hormonal basis for many of the later implants. 4. Haemastamen - Implanted into the main circulatory system, this tiny implant not only increases the haemoglobin content of the subject's blood, making it more efficient at carrying oxygen around the body and making the subject's blood a bright red, it also serves to monitor and control the actions of the phase 2 and phase 3 implants. 5. Larraman's Organ - A liver-shaped organ about the size of a golf-ball, this implant is placed within the chest cavity and connected to the circulatory system. It generates and controls 'Larraman cells' which are released into the blood stream if the recipient is wounded. They attach themselves to leucocytes in the blood and are carried to the site of the wound, where upon contact with air they form a near instant patch of scar tissue, sealing any wounds the Space Marine may suffer. 6. Catalepsean Node - Implanted into the back of the brain, this pea-sized organ influences the circadian rhythms of sleep and the body's response to sleep deprivation. If deprived of sleep, the catalepsean node cuts in. The node allows a Marine to sleep and remain awake at the same time by switching off areas of his brain sequentially. This process cannot replace sleep entirely, but increases the Marines survivability by allowing perception of the environment while resting. This means that a Space Marine needs no more than 4 hours of sleep a day, and can potentially go for 2 weeks without any sleep at all. 7. Preomnor - This is essentially a pre-stomach that can neutralise otherwise poisonous or indigestible foods. No actual digestion takes place in the preomnor, as it acts as a decontamination chamber placed before the natural stomach in the body's system and can be isolated from the rest of the digestive tract in order to contain particularly troublesome intake. 8. Omophagea - This implant allows a Space Marine to 'learn by eating'. It is situated in the spinal cord but is actually part of the brain. Four nerve bundles are implanted connecting the spine and the stomach wall. Able to 'read' or absorb genetic material consumed by the marine, the omophagea transmits the gained information to the Marine's brain as a set of memories or experiences. It is the presence of this organ which has led to the various flesh-eating and blood-drinking rituals for which the Astartes are famous, as well as giving names to chapters such as the Blood Drinkers and Flesh Tearers. Over time, mutations in this implant have given some chapters unnatural craving for blood or flesh. 9. Multi-lung - This additional lung activates when a Space Marine needs to breathe in low-oxygen or poisoned atmospheres, and even water. The natural lungs are closed off by a sphincter muscle associated with the multi-lung and the implanted organ takes over breathing operations. It has highly efficient toxin dispersal systems. 10. Occulobe - This implant sits at the base of the brain, and provides hormonal and genetic stimuli which enable a Marine's eyes to respond to optic-therapy. This in turn allows the Apothecaries to make adjustments to the growth patterns of the eye and the light-receptive retinal cells - the result being that Space Marines have far superior vision to normal humans, and can see in low-light conditions almost as well as in daylight. 11. Lyman's Ear - Not only does this implant make a Space Marine immune from dizziness or motion sickness but also allows Space Marines to consciously filter out and enhance certain sounds. The Lyman's Ear completely replaces a Marine's original ear. It is externally indistinguishable from a normal human ear. 12. Sus-an Membrane - Initially implanted above the brain, this membrane eventually merges with the recipient's entire brain. Ineffective without follow-up chemical therapy and training, but with sufficient training a Space Marine can use this implant to enter a state of suspended animation, consciously or as an automatic reaction to extreme trauma, keeping the Marine alive for years, even if he has suffered otherwise mortal wounds. Only the appropriate chemical therapy or auto-suggestion can revive a Marine from this state. The longest recorded period spent in suspended animation was undertaken by Brother Silas Err of the Dark Angels, who was revived after 567 years. 13. Melanchromic Organ - This implant controls the amount of melanin in a Marine's skin. Exposure to high levels of sunlight will result in the Marine's skin darkening to compensate. It also protects the Marine from other forms of radiation. 14. Oolitic Kidney - In conjunction with the secondary heart this implant allows a Space Marine to filter his blood very quickly, rendering him immune to most poisons. This action comes at a price, however, as this emergency detoxification usually renders the Marine unconscious while his blood is circulated at high speed. The organ's everyday function is to monitor the entire circulatory system and allow other organs to function effectively. 15. Neuroglottis - This enhances a Space Marine's sense of taste to such a high degree that he can identify many common chemicals by taste alone. A Marine can even track down his target by taste. 16. Mucranoid - This implant allows a Space Marine to sweat a substance that coats the skin and offers resistance to extreme heat and cold and can even provide some protection for the marine in a vacuum. This can only be activated by outside treatment, and is common when Space Marines are expected to be fighting in vacuum. 17. Betcher's Gland - Consists of two identical glands, implanted either into the lower lip, alongside the salivary glands or into the hard palette. The gland works in a similar way to the poison gland of venomous reptiles by synthesizing and storing deadly poison, which the Marines themselves are immune to due to the gland's presence. This allows a Space Marine to spit a blinding contact poison. The poison is also corrosive and can even burn away strong metals given sufficient time. 18. Progenoids - There are two of these glands, one situated in the neck and the other within the chest cavity. These glands are vitally important and represent the future of the Chapter, as the only way new gene-seed can be produced is by reproducing it within the bodies of the Marines themselves. This is the implant's only purpose. The glands absorb genetic material from the other implanted organs. When they have matured each gland will have developed a single gene-seed corresponding to each of the zygotes which have been implanted into the Marine. These take time (5 years in the first case, 10 in the latter) to mature into gene-seed. The gene-seed can then be extracted and used to create more Space Marines. 19. Black Carapace - The most distinctive implant, it resembles a film of black plastic that is implanted directly beneath the skin of the Marine's torso in sheets. It hardens on the outside and sends invasive neural bundles into the Marine's body. After the organ has matured the recipient is then fitted with neural sensors and interface points cut into the carapace's surface. This allows a Space Marine to interface directly with his Power Armour. Oh, and all of this has been copied from the Mighty Lexicanum wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Creation_of_a_Space_Marine #47 -
anon (06/09/2015) [-] Two Hearts, Three Lungs, Their Rib-cage is fused together, an extra layer of skin called the Black Carapace that lets them interface with their armor, a gland in their mouth that lets them spit acid, and a number of other enhancements that make them all around more bad ass. Also they are completely sterile. So there is that. | ||
| #29 - MEDIOCRE! | 06/09/2015 on Driving | -46 |
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A friend of mines wants to do this DnD thingy
Can she join?
A friend of mines wants to do this DnD thingy
Can she join?
