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Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Skyrim, Halofag, Croc, Drakengard
X-box Gamertag: Lemon Head Ast
PSN: Asties-pasties
Interests: Cosplay, animu, mango, reading, sewing.
Date Signed Up:2/25/2011
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#10 - I'm not sure if i should be flattered or a little creeped out  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2013 on SlumberParty -1
User avatar #11 - hueyfreeman (11/11/2013) [-]
Be creeped out
#28 - seveer (11/11/2013) [-]
^ I can help with that.
#8 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2013 on SlumberParty +2
User avatar #9 - hueyfreeman (11/11/2013) [-]
I was about to put your username on my "homestucks on fj" list but then I realized I already had you
User avatar #10 - asterael (11/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if i should be flattered or a little creeped out
User avatar #11 - hueyfreeman (11/11/2013) [-]
Be creeped out
#28 - seveer (11/11/2013) [-]
^ I can help with that.
#160 - I will be sure to insert a large dildo into your rectum next t… 09/09/2013 on just don't -1
#113 - Yeah but why would you bang someone who isnt with it they cant…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on just don't -2
User avatar #114 - agrofenlas (09/09/2013) [-]
Tell me, if the sober passenger convinces the driver who is drunk to take the wheel instead of him, is it the sober mans fault? No... The drunk man is still charged with drunk driving.
#109 - So ur telling me if i drink and drive its not my fault because…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2013 on just don't -4
User avatar #125 - anonkneemouse (09/09/2013) [-]
In this scenario, if you were to get arrested for drinking and driving, you'd try to blame the car for your actions.
User avatar #118 - steamwhistler (09/09/2013) [-]
it's actually the opposite. Saying even if you are drunk, you're still responsible for your actions.
#145 - Milk goes yellowy when you freeze it though 08/30/2013 on Snack Hacks 0
#6 - I'm laughing way more than i should be 08/02/2013 on Shortest sad story +8
#7 - Tangled is my favourite film 08/02/2013 on road to el homo +5
#10 - Picture 08/02/2013 on Youtube Comments 0
#15 - Picture 08/02/2013 on Ah, The family Photo (no... +67

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#115 - okamiden (06/03/2013) [-]
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#117 to #116 - okamiden (06/03/2013) [-]
Just thought I'd see how you were doing since you gave me that awesome Equius avatar
#118 to #117 - asterael (06/03/2013) [-]
Aww i'm doing well, and i'm glad you like it :3! How are you doing?
#119 to #118 - okamiden (06/03/2013) [-]
Sorry for the late reply, computer was acting up. I'm glad you're doing well. I'm also doing well. It's summer, I have a nice matesprite, things are great.
#120 to #119 - asterael (06/03/2013) [-]
Thats good then! I'll probably go to bed now as it's pretty late now. But yes, good to hear you're doing well!!
#121 to #120 - okamiden (06/03/2013) [-]
Good night then, feel free to drop my my profile anytime. Sweet dreams
Good night then, feel free to drop my my profile anytime. Sweet dreams
#111 - niggynignigganegro (05/16/2013) [-]
Hm, your name reminds me of the book Sabriel, there's an item in it called Astarael.


Just so ya know
User avatar #112 to #111 - asterael (05/16/2013) [-]
whispers thats what i took it from i love that book so much i even met the author and he signed them
i misspelled it tho when i first used it like 5 years ago but it stuck
#113 to #112 - niggynignigganegro (05/16/2013) [-]
Holy balls, I'd love a signed copy of that book, I'm just about to read it over again
User avatar #114 to #113 - asterael (05/17/2013) [-]
Yes good go read it now!!
#89 - okamiden (05/07/2013) [-]
Do you have the Equius version of your profile picture?
User avatar #91 to #89 - asterael (05/07/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link also some more if want them (paushii on deviantart if the link is removed)
User avatar #92 to #91 - asterael (05/07/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link and this person toooo if you dont want flicky godtier (aaand it's toffeedevil on dA again if the link is removed, i hope it helps uwu)
#90 to #89 - asterael (05/07/2013) [-]
no but i did some rummaging on the interwebs and found it for you <3
no but i did some rummaging on the interwebs and found it for you <3
User avatar #94 to #90 - okamiden (05/07/2013) [-]
Thank you <3
User avatar #96 to #94 - asterael (05/07/2013) [-]
You're welcome~
#82 - prestonjohns (12/02/2012) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #83 to #82 - asterael (12/02/2012) [-]
Hello
#84 to #83 - prestonjohns (12/02/2012) [-]
You still can item collector?
User avatar #85 to #84 - asterael (12/02/2012) [-]
I still can item collector
#86 to #85 - prestonjohns (12/02/2012) [-]
Well new items are dropping.
User avatar #87 to #86 - asterael (12/02/2012) [-]
Thanks for informing me.
#88 to #87 - prestonjohns (12/02/2012) [-]
yeah np
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#73 to #72 - asterael (10/01/2012) [-]
HOOF BEASTS
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#75 to #74 - asterael (10/01/2012) [-]
WV is the best character
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User avatar #79 to #78 - asterael (10/01/2012) [-]
u havin a bubble lad
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User avatar #68 - lordzzx (09/15/2012) [-]
Who'd you trade the beta fish to?
User avatar #69 to #68 - asterael (09/15/2012) [-]
rulethirtyfourchan got there first ;n; sorry, declined the offer so you keep all your items :3
#66 - avyon (08/29/2012) [-]
i just wanted to say that your profile pic is awesome.
i just wanted to say that your profile pic is awesome.
#67 to #66 - asterael (08/29/2012) [-]
Thank you kindly &lt;3
Thank you kindly <3
#45 - graphicscat (08/22/2012) [-]
Ohai
Long time no see.

What's up? :3
#46 to #45 - asterael (08/22/2012) [-]
Not much, stuffing my face with food.

How are ya' doing?
#47 to #46 - graphicscat (08/22/2012) [-]
Well not much actually. School has started again, but that's about it.

How about you?
#48 to #47 - asterael (08/22/2012) [-]
Been making cosplay for an upcoming con.

I get my exam results tomorrow then start college friday so that'll be fun.
#49 to #48 - graphicscat (08/22/2012) [-]
Orly? Got any previews?

How do you think the exams went?
#50 to #49 - asterael (08/22/2012) [-]
I dont have a preview but I'm cosplaying Elesa from Pokemon BW

And I think they went okay.
Apart from the extra maths

I had no idea what I was doing for 2 hours
#51 to #50 - graphicscat (08/22/2012) [-]
I see. 's alright.

Having problems with math? :/
User avatar #52 to #51 - asterael (08/22/2012) [-]
Nooo, I was actually in the top group for it so we did additional maths which is college level stuff. My attendance was like 30% though so I missed a lot of it ahah...
#53 to #52 - graphicscat (08/22/2012) [-]
Oh. I see.

Hopefully it didn't go too bad. ^^'
User avatar #54 to #53 - asterael (08/22/2012) [-]
Ahah thank you.

I can't help but notice your vast array of cat reaction pictures and be astounded.
#55 to #54 - graphicscat (08/22/2012) [-]
Sorry, was playing games.. >.>

I'm soon hitting 300 of them.
User avatar #56 to #55 - asterael (08/22/2012) [-]
Thats awright.

That is a might achievement indeed!
#57 to #56 - graphicscat (08/22/2012) [-]
My next goal is 500, but one day I hope I might hit 1000. But enough about cat pictures.

So school start at the end of the week? Isn't that a bit..dumb?
User avatar #58 to #57 - asterael (08/22/2012) [-]
Well, it's actually an induction day to make sure I know where to go and to make sure I actually got the grades to get in + hand in paper work for college bursaries and such.
#59 to #58 - graphicscat (08/22/2012) [-]
Oh, alright. A friend of mine in the UK starts on a thursday, and he said it was normal..
Can't really see the point of that, but I guess it might be because I'm norwegian. We always start on mondays, even if we have to get 5 more days of vacation.
#60 to #59 - asterael (08/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I think it's just so we're all sorted for a full week of proper lessons rather than sorting stuff out on the first day.
#61 to #60 - graphicscat (08/22/2012) [-]
That's actually pretty smart. All we did this monday was find out where we're supposed to meet everyday and who the people in our classes are going to be. Not a very useful day.
User avatar #62 to #61 - asterael (08/22/2012) [-]
I wont know anyone in my new class and the college is know for the student who was stabbed in the butt. So thats fun.
User avatar #63 to #62 - graphicscat (08/22/2012) [-]
..I guess that's also a way to loose your anal virginity....

But no one? I was pretty lucky on my choice of school.
User avatar #64 to #63 - asterael (08/22/2012) [-]
It should be alright because it means I can wear what I want and keep my purple hair =3= which my first choice of college didnt give.
User avatar #65 to #64 - graphicscat (08/22/2012) [-]
Hah, school uniforms? Wouldn't wear one even if it had cost me my education. I hate how 90% of them look, and only about 10% difference between people would be boring.
We luckily don't have that stuff here in norway at all. ^_^
#33 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
I got quite far I believe, and it is pretty good!
I just needed a little beak from it now, that's all.

But I was wondering, are you a fan of creepy stuff?
User avatar #34 to #33 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
Aww yeee~

I am indeed, currently watching a livestream of Morfar about to play SCP: Containment breach. That is the only game I nope at...
#35 to #34 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
I'm not only thinking about games, but also pictures, music etc.

And link please? :3
#36 to #35 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
aa he ended because he was getting an error but his youtube is Morfar.    
   
And yeah pictures and stories and music and stuff is good, pretty much was raised watching horror films and stuff ahha
aa he ended because he was getting an error but his youtube is Morfar.

And yeah pictures and stories and music and stuff is good, pretty much was raised watching horror films and stuff ahha
#37 to #36 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
Have you heard Lavender Town Orchestral?   
Or even better, Hypnos Lullaby?   
Or, well, it wont be as bad if you haven't played pokemon...
Have you heard Lavender Town Orchestral?
Or even better, Hypnos Lullaby?
Or, well, it wont be as bad if you haven't played pokemon...
User avatar #38 to #37 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
I haven't , no. I will go find it now..?
User avatar #40 to #39 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
Well that's pretty neat... I might replay my pokemon games now D:
User avatar #41 to #40 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
I just did, which is why I'm looking up creepy pokemon stuff, I'm finding it very interesting.

Have you heard about Buried alive in pokemon red? :L
User avatar #42 to #41 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
Nope I haven't, also I dunno if you'll care but heres where I play the old games eheh.

www . playr . org/play/pokemon-yellow_version/1362#play
#43 to #42 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
Oh god YES! Thank you!   
   
And buried alive was supposed to be the ending for pokemon red, it was a trainer that was buried alive and in the end of the game you would meet him and he would say the following:   
Buried Alive: You're...here.   
Buried Alive: I'm trapped...   
Buried Alive: ...and I'm lonely...   
Buried Alive: ...so very lonely...   
Buried Alive: Won't you join me?   
You would then have to battle him, and it was made so that you weren't supposed to win. And after you lost, he would say &quot;Finally, fresh meat!&quot; and an image of him dragging the player into the ground would be shown.   
It's a bit scary considering it's a game for children too.   
   
The man who put Buried Alive into the game is unknown, but they didn't delete Buried alives files, so there is still ways to meet him.   
And apparently his files crashed with some of the basic start up files for the console, making the image of him come up instead of the normal start up, making people believe their games were haunted.   
   
More on the subject:   
http://inuscreepystuff.blogspot.no/2011/06/buried-alive-model.html
Oh god YES! Thank you!

And buried alive was supposed to be the ending for pokemon red, it was a trainer that was buried alive and in the end of the game you would meet him and he would say the following:
Buried Alive: You're...here.
Buried Alive: I'm trapped...
Buried Alive: ...and I'm lonely...
Buried Alive: ...so very lonely...
Buried Alive: Won't you join me?
You would then have to battle him, and it was made so that you weren't supposed to win. And after you lost, he would say "Finally, fresh meat!" and an image of him dragging the player into the ground would be shown.
It's a bit scary considering it's a game for children too.

The man who put Buried Alive into the game is unknown, but they didn't delete Buried alives files, so there is still ways to meet him.
And apparently his files crashed with some of the basic start up files for the console, making the image of him come up instead of the normal start up, making people believe their games were haunted.

More on the subject:
http://inuscreepystuff.blogspot.no/2011/06/buried-alive-model.html
User avatar #44 to #43 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
Oh wow thats actually pretty awesome I shall read up more on it aaa
#12 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
'ey guuurl, thanks again for the picture!

Anyways, how are you? ;3
User avatar #13 to #12 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
Thats awright.

JUST PLAYING PUZZLE PIRATES YKNOW. How are you and your picture shenanigans doing?
#14 to #13 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
Aaaw hells yes, that's awesome  x3   
   
I just screwed around and told some people it was me, a few bought it but not very many, I'm known for 						*******					 around. :L
Aaaw hells yes, that's awesome x3

I just screwed around and told some people it was me, a few bought it but not very many, I'm known for ******* around. :L
#15 to #14 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
Well it was worth a try D:
Well it was worth a try D:
#16 to #15 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
It's still going, I've made the people who didn't buy it keep it down, so at least someone else might buy it. ;]
User avatar #17 to #16 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
WELL JUST ASK IF YOU NEED MOAR. huehue. where's the thread/whatever at, if I may ask?
#18 to #17 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
It's actually on the pony thread..... :[
#19 to #18 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
Ahh okies, found it..
#20 to #19 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
You don't mind bronies?
User avatar #21 to #20 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
I tried the show but never got into it, I did find the characters cute and I don't mind the bronies
#22 to #21 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
Well that's good to hear.
I'm mostly into it because of the people I meet on the thread.
User avatar #23 to #22 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
Well thats pretty neat~ I don't really get why bronies get so much hate to be honest.
#24 to #23 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
I sort of get it.   
It's the ponyfags that ruins every ones reputation (You know ponytime? basically a ponyfag lair), and because of them most people assume every other brony is like them.   
But I don't care about people who dislike it or me for being a brony, I'm usually talking to people who hates it on a daily basis.   
If they don't want to talk about it or dislike it, I wont talk about it. They're entitled to their own opinion, just as I am.    
Bad thing is that most people don't get that last part....
I sort of get it.
It's the ponyfags that ruins every ones reputation (You know ponytime? basically a ponyfag lair), and because of them most people assume every other brony is like them.
But I don't care about people who dislike it or me for being a brony, I'm usually talking to people who hates it on a daily basis.
If they don't want to talk about it or dislike it, I wont talk about it. They're entitled to their own opinion, just as I am.
Bad thing is that most people don't get that last part....
User avatar #25 to #24 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
That's because you're not allowed to have opinions on the internet, basically.
I'm into Homestuck which has a pretty bad rep in terms of fandom although thank goodness there isn't much of it on FJ.
User avatar #26 to #25 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
I know, and that's also a reason for why I like the pony thread, you're allowed to have opinions.
But I've never really watched homestuck, would you recommend it?
#27 to #26 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
It's a webcomic eheh.   
   
I would recommend it, but it's very long. Some people skip thousands of pages to meet the 'best' characters then whine they don't understand so you definitely need to read it all! But it's very much marmite, you either love it or hate it.   
   
&lt;--- main character
It's a webcomic eheh.

I would recommend it, but it's very long. Some people skip thousands of pages to meet the 'best' characters then whine they don't understand so you definitely need to read it all! But it's very much marmite, you either love it or hate it.

<--- main character
#28 to #27 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
Link please? I'm considering trying it, a lot of my friends says it's good.
Link please? I'm considering trying it, a lot of my friends says it's good.
User avatar #29 to #28 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
[url deleted] Here ya go!
I admit to cosplaying as characters from it..
#30 to #29 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
Orly? Got pictures of it?
And one more time please ^^'
#31 to #30 - asterael (06/24/2012) [-]
mspaintadventures . com aaa silly fj

I'm the one with the rediculous horns... I also made the costume for the girl in yellow aww yeee. I need to remake those horns and improve the wig aha.
#32 to #31 - graphicscat (06/24/2012) [-]
I like it.
It looks pretty descent considering all the other cosplay costumes that have been made.

And thanks for the link, I'll try it out now. ;]
User avatar #6 - cakeitup (05/16/2012) [-]
Added because of Homestuck...We are few and far between.
User avatar #7 to #6 - asterael (05/17/2012) [-]
We are only few on FJ

Which I'm kind of thankful for.
#4 to #3 - asterael (04/21/2012) [-]
Why hello
User avatar #1 - anonymoustaches (08/29/2011) [-]
Sexy thing, I'm taking your comment virginity :DD
User avatar #2 to #1 - asterael (08/29/2011) [-]
D: ;n; nuuu!
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