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#144 - Couldn't even take Greece without German help 19 hours ago on German empire memes +1
#143 - And you take 7:1 casualties. 20 hours ago on German empire memes +1
#142 - It's not a draw when Paris falls and Germany gets Alsace-Lorraine.  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on German empire memes +1
#143 - astafarianp (20 hours ago) [-]
And you take 7:1 casualties.
#140 - Also Germany smacked the **** out of them in the Franco… 20 hours ago on German empire memes 0
#375 - The state of Nevada actually uses less water then most of the … 03/23/2015 on 1 year of water left 0
#39 - My favorite scene is when Gandalf recited that in Rivendell 03/11/2015 on My precious +1
#65 - He actually became commander of the Continental Army because h… 03/07/2015 on Interesting Facts +2
#44 - Also his general staff as incredibly good. People like Benedic…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on Interesting Facts 0
#64 - KnowinglyUnknown (03/07/2015) [-]
Fat Fucking Henry Knox, what a beast. The man was tasked with the Continental Army's artillery. Not because he had any hands on experience with that shit. Nope, he had never fired a damn shot before the war. Where'd he learn it? Books and watching the Red Coats training and drills. And he was damn good at it. That's just the start of it, because he didn't have ANY cannons to work with when the war started. So when the colonials captured a fort in northern New York, Knox was tasked to bring them down to Boston. In the dead of winter. Using only old hunting and game trails used by the natives. And he got his men to do it, traveling with them and bringing them in to help encircle Boston. His rag-tag unit had to deal with so many different sizes and types of cannons that, when one of his groups were overrun, the British commander looked at the cannons and basically said, "THIS is what they were pounding us with?" Knox knew his shit. We all know the painting where Washington is posed crossing the bay in the boat in the dead of winter. Well, Fat Fucking Henry Knox and his artillery pieces went with Washington across the bay as well. In the same. Fucking. Boats. If you don't think that's the tightest shit then you need to get your head checked, the man was a badass.
#43 - While he wasn't a great tactician his big strength was he knew…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2015 on Interesting Facts +2
#44 - astafarianp (03/06/2015) [-]
Also his general staff as incredibly good. People like Benedict Arnold, The Marquis de Lafayette, and Fat Fuckin Henry Knox.
#64 - KnowinglyUnknown (03/07/2015) [-]
Fat Fucking Henry Knox, what a beast. The man was tasked with the Continental Army's artillery. Not because he had any hands on experience with that shit. Nope, he had never fired a damn shot before the war. Where'd he learn it? Books and watching the Red Coats training and drills. And he was damn good at it. That's just the start of it, because he didn't have ANY cannons to work with when the war started. So when the colonials captured a fort in northern New York, Knox was tasked to bring them down to Boston. In the dead of winter. Using only old hunting and game trails used by the natives. And he got his men to do it, traveling with them and bringing them in to help encircle Boston. His rag-tag unit had to deal with so many different sizes and types of cannons that, when one of his groups were overrun, the British commander looked at the cannons and basically said, "THIS is what they were pounding us with?" Knox knew his shit. We all know the painting where Washington is posed crossing the bay in the boat in the dead of winter. Well, Fat Fucking Henry Knox and his artillery pieces went with Washington across the bay as well. In the same. Fucking. Boats. If you don't think that's the tightest shit then you need to get your head checked, the man was a badass.
#112 - >"humanization" of mudslims I always for… 02/28/2015 on Muslim Comics +1
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User avatar #10 - mvtjets ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
but y
#11 to #10 - astafarianp (11/22/2013) [-]
your comments are crackin me up.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mvtjets ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
ok but if were gonna have a playdate i need 2 ask me mum 4 permission
User avatar #1 - davidavidson ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
You sound a lot like a shill.

Either that or you just like to thumb your own comments up 0 minutes after posted them.

Quit trying so hard to be right an have a meaningful "NON BIAS" converstion
#2 to #1 - astafarianp (12/29/2012) [-]
1. I don't even know what a shill is.

2. I didn't thumb up any of my own comments

3. I wasn't being biased, i just don't believe that trying to put the needs of the world ahead of individual nations is the same as what you're saying.

4. I don't believe your conspiracy theory and i was being very civil about it. You're the one who's biased. You blocked me because i dared have a different opinion.
User avatar #3 to #2 - davidavidson ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
If you don't know what a shill is then your argument is already invalid.

I am very much done here
#4 to #3 - astafarianp (12/29/2012) [-]
Good. Btw you should look at you're comments. Red thumbs mean stop.
User avatar #5 to #4 - davidavidson ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
That is nice honey. Red thumbs mean posting against the grain.

I'm not going to argue with you any longer. It is a lost cause
#6 to #5 - astafarianp (12/29/2012) [-]
You know if you really believed in free expression of ideas you wouldn't block people who disagree. When you do it makes just as bad as the people you claim to be against. If you think government and elites are trying to silence people and block argument, you probably shouldn't do the same thing.
User avatar #7 to #6 - davidavidson ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
din't read
#8 to #7 - astafarianp (12/29/2012) [-]
*didn't

If you're gonna insult me at least spell right.
User avatar #9 to #8 - davidavidson ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
dn'tcar
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