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Age: 20
Steam Profile: UglyTroll
Date Signed Up:3/18/2013
Last Login:5/12/2015
Location:Moscow
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#73 - I think that applies to real life too. Coolstory time. I… 04/30/2015 on Equality +1
#20 - Scenes in movies usually require more than one take and if the…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2015 on White people +8
User avatar #23 - demandsgayversion (04/26/2015) [-]
"You know, I didn't like that scene, let's re-do it."
"No, that looked fine, let's move on"
"no really"
"if you want to eat another sandwich just eat it, we have no use for it"
"no roll the fucking cameras"
User avatar #41 - taniv (04/26/2015) [-]
Chris Pratt: "yeah sure I'll do another take"
Director: "We've been doing this scene for 2 days straight"
Pratt: "Yeah I know I just really wanna get it right, you know?"
#50 - I'm from Russia and, well, the comment #12 got it right. There…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Cyka +16
User avatar #55 - alphagex (04/19/2015) [-]
ah k i can understand the logic of not making it on famous people, cause russian are strict about that, but banning the memes? that is crossing a line

thank you for your answer
#14 - Double that. For some reason I can't thumb up comments/content… 03/14/2015 on A spooktacular compilation #4 0
#13 - As someone told on previous comp the whole " ******* … 03/14/2015 on A spooktacular compilation #4 0
#146 - 1. You can't be harmed, can't die, live eternally in a 2x2x2 b…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on Broken Treasure 0
User avatar #149 - banfio (01/27/2015) [-]
then i'd be able to escape into a seperate plane of reality, thats a thing in my campaign
#61 - Yup, that's what I talked about in my first reply. I know that…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on And Women Wonder Why We're... +1
User avatar #62 - Blackrain (01/18/2015) [-]
I can only hope, coming home to an empty house is getting rather depressing.
#59 - You know, I'd suggest searching somewhere other than gyms. It'…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2015 on And Women Wonder Why We're... +1
User avatar #60 - Blackrain (01/18/2015) [-]
Those are all good ideas. I did see/date a girl for a little bit, she was going for chemical engineering, however it didn't work out for one reason: time. We both had so much school and work today we never really saw each other. Life just sucks sometimes.
User avatar #61 - asswithglass (01/18/2015) [-]
Yup, that's what I talked about in my first reply. I know that it might get a bit lonely sometimes, but if you can enjoy what you do for the most of the time, I suggest focusing on it, instead of feeding the lonely feel. Eventually, you'll find yourself in the position, when you feel content with your career and have enough time to spend on looking for your second half (chances are she'll find you by herself before that).
User avatar #62 - Blackrain (01/18/2015) [-]
I can only hope, coming home to an empty house is getting rather depressing.
#54 - You know, I think that you, as a person, who achieved so many …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/17/2015 on And Women Wonder Why We're... +1
User avatar #57 - Blackrain (01/18/2015) [-]
I definitely get what you are saying (nice field of study too!) and I go to two different gyms, so women are around me...however they are usually turned off once they know what I do exactly for a living.
User avatar #59 - asswithglass (01/18/2015) [-]
You know, I'd suggest searching somewhere other than gyms. It's not like smart girls are absent there, but an average gym girl won't be very excited about theoretical physics. However, your average (and even above average) smart girl will be excited both by your looks and your achievements (just don't dig too deep into talking about theoretical physics if she is not into it). Also, relationship is about communication, so you want someone you can talk with quite a lot (again intelligent gals FTW).

Where I study, even though there are not a lot of women getting their degrees in theoretical physics, there are plenty who do biophysics (actually almost more than men), so guys from all faculties in our uni hit on them. However, since you say that one is not an option, you may try checking some places where smart people come to socialize - language learning clubs, table top games cafes, themed bars with non-mainstream live music etc. Another way is internet, maybe even dating websites, though I can't elaborate, because never tried something like this (some people say it worked for them, though)
User avatar #60 - Blackrain (01/18/2015) [-]
Those are all good ideas. I did see/date a girl for a little bit, she was going for chemical engineering, however it didn't work out for one reason: time. We both had so much school and work today we never really saw each other. Life just sucks sometimes.
User avatar #61 - asswithglass (01/18/2015) [-]
Yup, that's what I talked about in my first reply. I know that it might get a bit lonely sometimes, but if you can enjoy what you do for the most of the time, I suggest focusing on it, instead of feeding the lonely feel. Eventually, you'll find yourself in the position, when you feel content with your career and have enough time to spend on looking for your second half (chances are she'll find you by herself before that).
User avatar #62 - Blackrain (01/18/2015) [-]
I can only hope, coming home to an empty house is getting rather depressing.
#12 - I guess you should have just... released the child 01/14/2015 on *dies a little inside* +32
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