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Gender: female
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: ps3, GLORIOUS laptop, xbox 360, Nintendo DS
Video Games Played: Pokemon Heartgold, Morrowind, Skyrim, Oblivion, The Last of Us,
Interests: painting/drawing, books, anything in front of a screen, oh god I need friends
Date Signed Up:1/29/2014
Last Login:1/10/2016
Location:New Zealand
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I really only made an account so I could see all your creative swear-word hybrids.

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- Asshat
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- Cumdumpster
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- Nitroglycerin-filled Cunt
- Cock-nosed Gollywog
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Worth it.

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    Fucking hell... Fucking hell...
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    Hehehe... 'doodles' Hehehe... 'doodles'

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#16 - lotengo (01/05/2016) [-]
You can record a few seasons before the first one is broadcasted.
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I feel like even that would only last a bit, because people would get suspicious being invited to a new long lasting game show
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#273 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image** Your name is just perf, absolute perf
User avatar #274 to #273 - assrocket (10/29/2015) [-]
Thanks bro. Where's your name from?
#275 to #274 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image** Well my friend josh was gonna use this account too but he bailed so i'm stuck with this, i wish i could change the name
#276 to #275 - assrocket (10/29/2015) [-]
For a horrible moment I thought Josh died or something horribly sad happened because all I could see in my notifications box was: "Well my friend josh was gonna use this account too but..."

Maybe turn your account into a mock-monument to his 'death' and make a new one lol.
User avatar #271 - jackthexiv ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
hey I found your comment, made a post about it hope you dont mind, check it out here
/This+assrocket/funny-pictures/5687412/
User avatar #272 to #271 - assrocket (09/17/2015) [-]
I love it. Thankyou.
User avatar #260 - kittygerman (08/01/2015) [-]
Yoo!
User avatar #262 to #260 - assrocket (08/01/2015) [-]
I REMEMBER YOU.
Hey.
User avatar #263 to #262 - kittygerman (08/01/2015) [-]
YASS THE DJ ROOM.
What's up? sorry I haven't been talkative since xP
User avatar #266 to #263 - assrocket (08/01/2015) [-]
**** yes, the DJ room was cool.
Seriously nothing much. Guess who's turning 20 in a month though? Woop woop.
How bout you?
User avatar #267 to #266 - kittygerman (08/02/2015) [-]
About the same with me, just been applying anywhere I can for a job and i'm turning 20 in 4 months.
User avatar #261 to #260 - yoo (08/01/2015) [-]
whatchu want
#264 to #261 - kittygerman (08/01/2015) [-]
Nothing sorry, I should be more careful to how many letters I put into a word. But ince you're here, Eyy gurl
User avatar #265 to #264 - yoo (08/01/2015) [-]
ayy lmao!
User avatar #268 to #265 - kittygerman (08/02/2015) [-]
How you doin'
User avatar #269 to #268 - yoo (08/02/2015) [-]
guchi n u bby!
User avatar #270 to #269 - kittygerman (08/03/2015) [-]
Doin' fine as well!
User avatar #249 - rakuraimasuta (05/17/2015) [-]
Hey Assy!
User avatar #250 to #249 - assrocket (05/18/2015) [-]
Yoooooooo!
User avatar #253 to #250 - rakuraimasuta (05/18/2015) [-]
How're ya doing?
User avatar #254 to #253 - assrocket (05/18/2015) [-]
CRYING. I was gonna help someone with some expensive-ass government-funded important-ass research as a guinea pig or monkey - that sort of thing and we both ****** up the communication of what I'd need to do for them, so now they've started up this expensive-ass study and had to shut it down pretty much immediately. I think they might be in serious **** . This isn't good, man.
I hope your day's going better than theirs.
User avatar #256 to #254 - rakuraimasuta (05/18/2015) [-]
Are you feeling any better?
User avatar #258 to #256 - assrocket (05/19/2015) [-]
YO sorry about the accidental ignore haha. Nah - we got it sorted. I made them write a list of all the stuff I'd need to do then wound up being a guinea pig for them. **** was fun and they seem relieved so hopefully they're good now. If they're good, I'm good .
I have 10 blankets on my bed and I'm so cozy. And also sweaty.
Is H1Z1 good? I want to play it now. Also, did your letter get recieved yet? Have you got a reply?
User avatar #259 to #258 - rakuraimasuta (05/19/2015) [-]
it's okai
glad things worked out!
hahaha
yeah it's pretty fun lol
I dunno yet : /
User avatar #255 to #254 - rakuraimasuta (05/18/2015) [-]
oh wow don't cry! : O

Yeah pretty good spent the whole night playing H1Z1 with a friend lol helped keep my mind off things
User avatar #248 - tombsi ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
"Rank #911 on comments." 9/11, illuminati confirmed.
User avatar #251 to #248 - assrocket (05/18/2015) [-]
No pls. I'm undercover. I'm trying to smuggle aliums onto FJ.

ALIEN HUNT TIME!!!
I'M GONNA GO ANON AND POST 3 SPOOKY ALIENS ON FRONT-PAGE CONTENT.
IF YOU CAN LINK x3 ALIEN COMMENTS TO MY PROFILE, YOU GET A COOL GIF.
User avatar #252 to #251 - assrocket (05/18/2015) [-]
Nevermind - I didn't realise anon comments still showed up on your profile.
Don't look at me. I'm dumb. Don't look at my shame.
User avatar #257 to #252 - tombsi ONLINE (05/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #237 - rakuraimasuta (05/02/2015) [-]
hey guess what? : 3
User avatar #238 to #237 - assrocket (05/03/2015) [-]
What? In the butt?
User avatar #239 to #238 - rakuraimasuta (05/03/2015) [-]
I'm building a new pc
User avatar #240 to #239 - assrocket (05/03/2015) [-]
Oh **** son. That's cool as **** .
You'd better post a comp, bruh.

Also, is it going to be expensive af?
User avatar #241 to #240 - rakuraimasuta (05/03/2015) [-]
: 33

hahaha nahhh : P

It was about $1300
User avatar #242 to #241 - assrocket (05/03/2015) [-]
Post pics routinely. I've never seen anyone build their on one before. Have you done it before?
User avatar #243 to #242 - rakuraimasuta (05/03/2015) [-]
nope I have not : P but it's not to hard lol

I'll send you pics if you want?

or do want to watch me while I build it?

Cause I could do like a video or skype
User avatar #244 to #243 - assrocket (05/03/2015) [-]
Kek not a skype because I can't talk IRL. Got that super-stutter thing going on after about 10 minutes. But pics would be good.
User avatar #246 to #244 - rakuraimasuta (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey I'm gonna get to bed and thanks for chatting with me, goodnight!
User avatar #247 to #246 - assrocket (05/03/2015) [-]
Night, yo!
User avatar #245 to #244 - rakuraimasuta (05/03/2015) [-]
hahahahaha okay
User avatar #230 - rakuraimasuta (04/17/2015) [-]
No reply (((
User avatar #231 to #230 - assrocket (04/17/2015) [-]
Replyyyyying. <3
User avatar #236 to #231 - rakuraimasuta (04/18/2015) [-]
So what have you been up too?
User avatar #229 - nought (03/30/2015) [-]
hello...assrocket?
User avatar #230 to #229 - assrocket (03/30/2015) [-]
Ayyy hello
User avatar #231 to #230 - assrocket (03/30/2015) [-]
Sorry for lateness. I was ranting.
User avatar #233 to #231 - rakuraimasuta (04/18/2015) [-]
about what?

how're you : 3
User avatar #234 to #233 - assrocket (04/18/2015) [-]
Damn son that was like a month ago bruh I don't even know.
I'm alright. I met someone on the bus yesterday that I haven't seen in about a year. It was pretty chill. How about you?
User avatar #235 to #234 - rakuraimasuta (04/18/2015) [-]
hahahaha I replied to the wrong comment hahaha
#227 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
This is Carolina the Caracal with her brother Carl and Caleb.
User avatar #232 to #227 - assrocket (04/17/2015) [-]
Thank you. This means a lot to me.
User avatar #219 - gugek (03/04/2015) [-]
hey, i love you.
User avatar #222 to #219 - assrocket (03/05/2015) [-]
YOU WHORE!
#221 to #219 - assrocket (03/05/2015) [-]
Elope with me, bby.

Why tho?
User avatar #224 to #221 - gugek (03/05/2015) [-]
cause why not!
#214 to #213 - assrocket (03/02/2015) [-]
Ayy lmao you're not ded
Ayy lmao you're not ded
#215 to #214 - rakuraimasuta (03/03/2015) [-]
Can't kill me that easily ;)   
   
I'm almost done with my winter quarter : D I'm ready for a break!   
   
So how's my homie?
Can't kill me that easily ;)

I'm almost done with my winter quarter : D I'm ready for a break!

So how's my homie?
#216 to #215 - assrocket (03/03/2015) [-]
Yay, that's good. You can spend all your time on here instead hahaha. Has it been a good quarter?   
   
I'm breddy gud. I just came back from my dad's place to visit. It's my brother's birthday soon and he adamantly refused the idea of presents so I just brought over coke and icecream and hung out for a bit... And he spent most of the time in his room with a heat-headache.   
He gets them a lot. He should probably see a doctor, actually.   
   
Anything interesting happen to you lately, man?
Yay, that's good. You can spend all your time on here instead hahaha. Has it been a good quarter?

I'm breddy gud. I just came back from my dad's place to visit. It's my brother's birthday soon and he adamantly refused the idea of presents so I just brought over coke and icecream and hung out for a bit... And he spent most of the time in his room with a heat-headache.
He gets them a lot. He should probably see a doctor, actually.

Anything interesting happen to you lately, man?
#217 to #216 - rakuraimasuta (03/04/2015) [-]
haha yeah it has been pretty good : )   
   
ohh yummy and that sucks : ( He should   
   
Well besides the quarter coming to an end not really. But I have been making some animations : D   
   
Wanna see em?
haha yeah it has been pretty good : )

ohh yummy and that sucks : ( He should

Well besides the quarter coming to an end not really. But I have been making some animations : D

Wanna see em?
User avatar #218 to #217 - assrocket (03/04/2015) [-]
Oh my god, yes. What kind of animations we talking about here?
User avatar #223 to #220 - assrocket (03/05/2015) [-]
***** , that **** is fab. How did you do those ones?
User avatar #225 to #223 - rakuraimasuta (03/05/2015) [-]
With Adobe Flash Pro : 3
User avatar #208 - giffythetoad (01/02/2015) [-]
You have a nice username.
User avatar #210 to #209 - giffythetoad (01/13/2015) [-]
I came here to tell you you have a nice username, but then realized I apparently already told you that once before. XD
User avatar #211 to #210 - assrocket (01/13/2015) [-]
WE ARE DESTINED. BOUND FOREVER TO DANCE THIS DANCE.
User avatar #212 to #211 - giffythetoad (01/13/2015) [-]
Forever bound in ass rocketry.
User avatar #196 - billybeee (11/02/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #197 to #196 - assrocket (11/03/2014) [-]
Helllooooooo.

I used to have a book called 'Ben the Bee' when I was about 12. My sister bought it for me because at the time I had a boyfriend named Ben and she thought it was the cutest **** . Anyway, I like your name.
User avatar #198 to #197 - billybeee (11/04/2014) [-]
my name's ben o.O
User avatar #199 to #198 - assrocket (11/04/2014) [-]
Wh-wheeeere are you from...?
User avatar #201 to #199 - billybeee (11/06/2014) [-]
not new zealand
#194 - rakuraimasuta (11/01/2014) [-]
YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!111111!11!!
YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!111111!11!!
User avatar #200 to #195 - rakuraimasuta (11/04/2014) [-]
Where you been dawg?
User avatar #193 - rakuraimasuta (10/25/2014) [-]
Yoooooooooooooo you alive?
User avatar #189 - indonesia (10/18/2014) [-]
hey, you got nice drawing style right there
User avatar #190 to #189 - assrocket (10/19/2014) [-]
Thanks, yo. Are you into drawing?
User avatar #191 to #190 - indonesia (10/19/2014) [-]
nah, not really.
I enjoy drawing but no, I can't draw
#176 - rakuraimasuta (10/13/2014) [-]
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 8===D~~
#177 to #176 - assrocket (10/13/2014) [-]
I feel violated. What you been up to, slut?
User avatar #192 to #177 - rakuraimasuta (10/22/2014) [-]
dwaFWAfwfwgwfQFEGFEGEgefgw
User avatar #183 to #177 - rakuraimasuta (10/14/2014) [-]
I drew that fap face at work lol
User avatar #178 to #177 - rakuraimasuta (10/13/2014) [-]
good ;)
school stuff lol
went to one of those japanese restaurants where they cook the food right infront of you
So how have you been?
User avatar #179 to #178 - assrocket (10/14/2014) [-]
That sounds rad as **** - I've always wanted to see that **** in person. Was it intense? Also, was the food good?
I've been pretty good. I made a friend recently (with someone I've always hated from school but never talked to. Funny how that happens). I NEVER MAKE FRIENDS. THIS IS WEIRD.
User avatar #180 to #179 - rakuraimasuta (10/14/2014) [-]
lol yeah it was cool : P
and it was good he tossed food in our mouths : D
lol yay!!!!!
User avatar #181 to #180 - assrocket (10/14/2014) [-]
Haha pro. What else you been doing lately?
User avatar #182 to #181 - rakuraimasuta (10/14/2014) [-]
school stuff lol and hanging out with my friends
OH! also do you watch the walking dead?
User avatar #184 to #182 - assrocket (10/15/2014) [-]
NOPE. Everyone but me watches it, I swear. Is it actually orgasmically good or have I been lied to out of fan-devotion?
Why's that?
User avatar #185 to #184 - rakuraimasuta (10/15/2014) [-]
haha it's really good
the later seasons are better tho
I'm gonna be a character called the governor : D
User avatar #186 to #185 - rakuraimasuta (10/15/2014) [-]
for halloween
User avatar #187 to #186 - assrocket (10/16/2014) [-]
Neat. I dunno what to dress as for halloween.
MFW not enthusiastic enough to be a part of a large fandom like the Walking Dead so no fan dressups to fall back on.
MFW no face.
User avatar #188 to #187 - rakuraimasuta (10/18/2014) [-]
hahaha
Aren't you a doctor who fan?
User avatar #171 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope you have a fantastic morning and a great day today friend .
User avatar #173 to #171 - assrocket (09/24/2014) [-]
NO U. <3
User avatar #175 to #173 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
We both can
#170 - slothminator (09/23/2014) [-]
Sorry about your parents bro. Here, have this. If you need someone to talk to. Am here bro
User avatar #172 to #170 - assrocket (09/24/2014) [-]
Does that sloth have extra limbs? ******* wicked. And 'Velcro' is the best sloth name. Thanks, yo. you're a good ***** .
And thanks for the offer, but really I'm chill with it emotion-wise. It's actually kind of releiving. The only problem is all the legal stuff upcoming (and the fact that this divorce may take a looong time).
#174 to #172 - slothminator (09/24/2014) [-]
I understand bro. Good luck with eveything But yeah i does look like it has extra limbs.
#169 - rakuraimasuta (09/05/2014) [-]
: O
boobies!
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