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#60 - "DrillSmith7" 12/29/2015 on Pornstars read mean comments 3 +1
#95 - ***** people panicked over a ******* blizzard? w…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on you cant make friends with.. 0
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#171 - vgmddg (12/15/2015) [-]
Not really. People just tend to overreact when they hear about heavy weather. For example, what if the power goes out or the roads become unsafe to drive on because of ice? Some react more than others, depending on where they are and where they grew up.
Sometimes it's founded, like if there's repeated serious weather that makes driving precarious. The places where they close the schools for under 2 inches are silly.
#3 - Wait, no foam latte? Bitch why would you even... wot  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Human watching 0
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#5 - BLOCKATIEL (12/12/2015) [-]
Lattes aren't supposed to have foam. That's the only difference between a latte and a cappuccino. Cappuccino's have foam, lattes have the foam held back. Source: I was a barista for 3 years.
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#6 - chaosraptor (12/12/2015) [-]
yfw

: Coffee House Propaganda : Foamy The Squirrel
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#7 - BLOCKATIEL (12/13/2015) [-]
Yeah I know it comes off pretentious as fuck, I'll admit it. But there are lots of different types of coffee. And people get pissed when you fuck it up. But yeah, if someone ordered a fucking cappuccino with no foam, I would make them a latte. I knew what they meant, but I didn't have to say they're wrong or correct them.
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#8 - chaosraptor (12/13/2015) [-]
yeah i know

my flatmate likes to think hes high and mighty just because he buys a special blend coffee from an organic store
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#42 - they sorta are. Like, in the form of peacoats and whatnot. Not…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on dont get it +1
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#44 - makethingsworse (12/10/2015) [-]
That is where the peacoat sort of came from (the layout of the buttons would suggest it). From what I can tell it's combining a parka and peacoat together. Honeatly I can see it trending. Thow a hood on the collar, make the whole thing waterproof.
#25 - why did he brush his ******* teeth first i cant wat  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2015 on How it feels to chew 5 gum +10
#91 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Because he recognizes the importance of good oral health, duh.
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#81 - fagnut (12/10/2015) [-]
Well, it seems like he wanted to keep his mouth open for the fire and i believe toothpaste works well against flames and burns or whatever.
#12 - if you put water, vine and fire together you can create an alm…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2015 on Special Snowflakes +3
#13 - comicexplain (12/07/2015) [-]
It's so pretty...
#77 - i mean if he was coming from behind then it makes sense 12/06/2015 on Hostile Workplace 0
#52 - How do you let someone slice your throat wtf? like, unless you…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Hostile Workplace -2
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#76 - albeit (12/06/2015) [-]
Somehow I doubt he knew it was coming. Its not exactly something you put in your fucking itinerary.
#77 - assmctitties (12/06/2015) [-]
i mean if he was coming from behind then it makes sense
#21 - ew what did you just roll?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on King of Pip +3
#23 - meeatrock (12/07/2015) [-]
I dont know, but I am scared
#56 - aight bruh thx  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2015 on Dank Anime Weebms Part 37 0
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#58 - thegamepixel (12/04/2015) [-]
np

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