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Date Signed Up:6/20/2013
Last Login:12/26/2014
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    Creepy dool Creepy dool
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    Son, your new tutor is here! Son, your new tutor is here!
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    The floor is lava! The floor is lava!
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#454 - **assjaw used "*roll 5, 1-999999999*"** **assjaw rolls 297,… 12/21/2014 on Happy Helliday's Give-Away +4
#223 - Comment deleted 12/20/2014 on Creepy dool 0
#222 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on Creepy dool 0
#223 - assjaw Comment deleted by assjaw
#8 - That could have been used to repel them. 12/19/2014 on Unitiled +4
#128 - The long dark 12/18/2014 on /b/ makes games 0
#110 - I can't believe someone else besides me plays that g… 12/18/2014 on /b/ makes games 0
#108 - The long ark Ark simulator  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2014 on /b/ makes games 0
User avatar #127 - mapleknight (12/18/2014) [-]
What game?
User avatar #128 - assjaw (12/18/2014) [-]
The long dark
#109 - aguycalledlee (12/18/2014) [-]
I can't believe someone else besides me plays that game.
User avatar #110 - assjaw (12/18/2014) [-]
I can't believe someone else besides me plays that game, too.
#2535 - **assjaw used "*roll cis privilege*"** **assjaw rolls Havin… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#48 - They changed sides,so it's fake 12/03/2014 on Something's not right here -2
#2438 - **assjaw rolls 823,810,634** 11/29/2014 on FireFuel Gives Thanks 2 -1

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User avatar #43 - assjaw (06/22/2014) [-]
**assjaw rolls 033,808,855**
User avatar #44 to #43 - assjaw (06/22/2014) [-]
**assjaw rolls 915,895,960**
User avatar #45 to #44 - assjaw (06/22/2014) [-]
**assjaw rolls 365,391,400**
User avatar #46 to #45 - assjaw (06/22/2014) [-]
**assjaw rolls 667,482,481**
User avatar #47 to #46 - assjaw (06/22/2014) [-]
**assjaw rolls 951,298,428**
User avatar #48 to #47 - assjaw (06/22/2014) [-]
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#41 - assjaw (06/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #40 - oxymoronking (02/19/2014) [-]
glad to see you have mad more friends.
User avatar #34 - banditowolf (12/24/2013) [-]
have you got nothing better to do you gigantic cock womble
User avatar #35 to #34 - assjaw (12/24/2013) [-]
what do you want?
User avatar #36 to #35 - banditowolf (12/24/2013) [-]
your virginity
#37 to #36 - assjaw (12/24/2013) [-]
**assjaw rolls 6**
#1 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
>Get out
#2 to #1 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [-]
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#3 to #2 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
Still staying.
Still staying.
#4 to #3 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [-]
Ok
Ok
#5 to #4 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
May as well post pony.
May as well post pony.
#6 to #5 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [-]
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#7 to #6 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
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#8 to #7 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [-]
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#9 to #8 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
Whatchu gonna do 'bout it?
Whatchu gonna do 'bout it?
#11 to #10 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
Immortal alicorn princess.
User avatar #32 to #11 - alicorn (11/14/2013) [-]
U wot m8
#33 to #32 - sinery (11/15/2013) [-]
Post Luna.
#12 to #11 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [-]
pls stop
pls stop
#14 to #13 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [-]
pls go away
pls go away
#15 to #14 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
N̢̓ͥ̐ͪ҉̯Ò̌̾̎̀̾ͦ͡҉̟͕,̪͈͑͆͐ͨ ̵̣̦̗̱̊̃̿͋͆̚̚Y̪̯ͦ̑͂ͬOͮ͂̌̕҉̣͘ ̘U̧̦͈͔̎̃͞R͕̣̟͂̊ͬ̈́ͩ͂ͩ̔ ̷̷̜̗̗͈ͦ̆̅͗T͂̊̉͑̾͐̐҉͝O͔͌͑͊͊Ṙ͐̀҉̯ ̮̘M̮̭͂͒͂̆͐̂ͬ͒Ę̧͈̘̈́̒̐̀ͨͭ̚N̒͒̎̒͝ ̟͕T̡̤̮͖ͧͥ̂ͤ͌̐̑ͫ ̯͈̮̭̥́̏̏ͩͩ̚Ẅ̥́̔̓ͥ̉ͨ͝I̪͖͐͗̽͐̎ͩ̑ͤ ̗L͔͎͎̜̆͗Ḻ̴̪̹̟ͪ̋̈́̊̄ ̡̹ͨͬ̂̈́͡B̸̯͈̮͂̆̒̍̏̈́̑̐E̢̯͖͕̋̽ ͈̲ ̘͎̓̈́̋ͧE̯̘̔̏̒̾̀̓͑T̢͕̯͆͐̒ͤ͂̔̿͂Ë͕̯́̐R͐̋͗ ̴̪̪̯̱͔̿̅ͧͨ̀Ṉ̭͐ͦ̓͊A̮̿̿̈̉̀̕L͎̤ͥ̍̽͡ ͖.̨͋̆ͬ͊̑̃̒͆ͨ̕҉̱̲͈
#17 to #16 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
Fear not child, our time mustn't be unpleasant.   
Hug.
Fear not child, our time mustn't be unpleasant.
Hug.
#19 to #18 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
I can't... I've tried.
#30 to #19 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [-]
I'm going to sleep
#31 to #30 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
Sweet dreams.
Sweet dreams.
#29 to #28 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
#27 to #26 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
Yes.
But I wont.
#25 to #24 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
I will enter your dreams.
#23 to #22 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
We will play FOREVER.
We will play FOREVER.
#21 to #20 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
A 1000 years alone on the moon in constant torment.
Yeah, I've tired.
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