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Gender: male
Age: 20
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Video Games Played: stuff
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Interests: don't
Date Signed Up:6/20/2013
Last Login:5/22/2015
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latest user's comments

#257 - i did both 05/09/2015 on Cringe #42 0
#255 - You said to reply if i wanted to be mentioned and i replied  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Cringe #42 0
User avatar #256 - joekerr (05/08/2015) [-]
I also told you guys to tell me when you don't want to be mentioned. Guess what you did?
User avatar #257 - assjaw (05/09/2015) [-]
i did both
#127 - Can you please not mention me?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Cringe #42 0
User avatar #254 - joekerr (05/07/2015) [-]
You never were mentioned.
User avatar #255 - assjaw (05/08/2015) [-]
You said to reply if i wanted to be mentioned and i replied
User avatar #256 - joekerr (05/08/2015) [-]
I also told you guys to tell me when you don't want to be mentioned. Guess what you did?
User avatar #257 - assjaw (05/09/2015) [-]
i did both
#227 - Comment deleted 03/24/2015 on comp 0
#226 - Comment deleted 03/24/2015 on comp 0
#58 - I dunno why but it reminDED me of this 02/25/2015 on *Highway to Hell* 0
#253 - Picture 02/16/2015 on Webm comp 3 0
#21 - look at tags 02/01/2015 on Break The Code To Win... 0
#4 - Try Harder  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on Break The Code To Win... 0
User avatar #5 - solidderking (01/30/2015) [-]
no
#2 - wut?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Break The Code To Win... 0
User avatar #3 - solidderking (01/30/2015) [-]
i put it into google and this was the first acceptably result
User avatar #4 - assjaw (01/30/2015) [-]
Try Harder
User avatar #5 - solidderking (01/30/2015) [-]
no

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User avatar #43 - assjaw (06/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #43 - assjaw (06/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #45 to #44 - assjaw (06/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #42 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#41 - assjaw (06/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #40 - oxymoronking (02/19/2014) [-]
glad to see you have mad more friends.
User avatar #34 - banditowolf (12/24/2013) [-]
have you got nothing better to do you gigantic cock womble
User avatar #35 to #34 - assjaw (12/24/2013) [-]
what do you want?
User avatar #36 to #35 - banditowolf (12/24/2013) [-]
your virginity
#37 to #36 - assjaw (12/24/2013) [-]
**assjaw rolls 6**
#1 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
>Get out
#2 to #1 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [-]
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#3 to #2 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
Still staying.
Still staying.
#4 to #3 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [-]
Ok
Ok
#5 to #4 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
May as well post pony.
May as well post pony.
#6 to #5 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [-]
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#7 to #6 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
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#8 to #7 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [-]
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#9 to #8 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
Whatchu gonna do 'bout it?
Whatchu gonna do 'bout it?
#11 to #10 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
Immortal alicorn princess.
User avatar #32 to #11 - alicorn ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
U wot m8
#33 to #32 - sinery (11/15/2013) [-]
Post Luna.
#12 to #11 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [-]
pls stop
pls stop
#14 to #13 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [-]
pls go away
pls go away
#15 to #14 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
N̢̓ͥ̐ͪ҉̯Ò̌̾̎̀̾ͦ͡҉̟͕,̪͈͑͆͐ͨ ̵̣̦̗̱̊̃̿͋͆̚̚Y̪̯ͦ̑͂ͬOͮ͂̌̕҉̣͘ ̘U̧̦͈͔̎̃͞R͕̣̟͂̊ͬ̈́ͩ͂ͩ̔ ̷̷̜̗̗͈ͦ̆̅͗T͂̊̉͑̾͐̐҉͝O͔͌͑͊͊Ṙ͐̀҉̯ ̮̘M̮̭͂͒͂̆͐̂ͬ͒Ę̧͈̘̈́̒̐̀ͨͭ̚N̒͒̎̒͝ ̟͕T̡̤̮͖ͧͥ̂ͤ͌̐̑ͫ ̯͈̮̭̥́̏̏ͩͩ̚Ẅ̥́̔̓ͥ̉ͨ͝I̪͖͐͗̽͐̎ͩ̑ͤ ̗L͔͎͎̜̆͗Ḻ̴̪̹̟ͪ̋̈́̊̄ ̡̹ͨͬ̂̈́͡B̸̯͈̮͂̆̒̍̏̈́̑̐E̢̯͖͕̋̽ ͈̲ ̘͎̓̈́̋ͧE̯̘̔̏̒̾̀̓͑T̢͕̯͆͐̒ͤ͂̔̿͂Ë͕̯́̐R͐̋͗ ̴̪̪̯̱͔̿̅ͧͨ̀Ṉ̭͐ͦ̓͊A̮̿̿̈̉̀̕L͎̤ͥ̍̽͡ ͖.̨͋̆ͬ͊̑̃̒͆ͨ̕҉̱̲͈
#17 to #16 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
Fear not child, our time mustn't be unpleasant.   
Hug.
Fear not child, our time mustn't be unpleasant.
Hug.
#19 to #18 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
I can't... I've tried.
#30 to #19 - assjaw (11/14/2013) [-]
I'm going to sleep
#31 to #30 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
Sweet dreams.
Sweet dreams.
#29 to #28 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
#27 to #26 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
Yes.
But I wont.
#25 to #24 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
I will enter your dreams.
#23 to #22 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
We will play FOREVER.
We will play FOREVER.
#21 to #20 - sinery (11/14/2013) [-]
A 1000 years alone on the moon in constant torment.
Yeah, I've tired.
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