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#12 - I speak and write in a jumbled way. It cannot be helped. My ap… 07/30/2013 on Lord of the Rings -2
#10 - I just had to search up the meaning of that. Didn't get too ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Lord of the Rings -1
#11 - meowmixore (07/30/2013) [-]
Holy shit, this guy doesn't even know what word filters are. Also I wasn't calling you a phanact because of your view on food, even though that doesn't help prove that you're any less of a phanact. I called you a phanact because you type like a fucking prick, I don't have a problem with people who can actually type properly or anyone who has a wide vocabulary but I have a problem with you. I would greatly appreciate it, and I know everyone else would too, if you hang yourself you pathetic piece of shit.
#12 - assistantartemis (07/30/2013) [-]
I speak and write in a jumbled way. It cannot be helped. My apologies. I think you're taking it different than I wish to come across. That seems like a overreaction anyway.



#79 - **assistantartemis rolled a random image posted in comment #… 07/30/2013 on This has happened too much -1
#94 - My parents feed me meat growing up, but it never digested well…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2013 on Eat what you are 0
User avatar #95 - kiermatv (07/30/2013) [-]
just the one parent, my mom is Zen Buddhist, while my dad is Atheist

It was pretty Mellow, as families go, my parents loved me and my three other siblings equally, there was no favorite, the only real problem that my dad did (and still does) eat meat, and so the house saying was "Thomas, come cook your dead stuff" he doesn't seem to mind it
#14 - I meant to say I do hope it doesn't find it's way to your do…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2013 on (1) seriously .. +1
User avatar #15 - ironlak (07/30/2013) [-]
hahah yeah allgoods i gathered that was what you meant xD

oh mayn i haven't heard that song in a while ! fuuck brings back memoreys like a mofo
#6 - ( My mother would date someone for a week, then get that heart…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2013 on (1) seriously .. +2
#7 - ironlak (07/30/2013) [-]
like honestly what do you gain out of dating someone for a week ? besides an sti or a fat lip ? whys everyone after that "romeo juliet love " and to be swept off their feet by cassanova ... like for starts there all fucked up ideas of what love should be or can represent , its amazing how peoples ideas can be twisted to represented something completely moronic .

people don't appreciate silence anymore i recon , there is so much noise in this world that when they do hear true silence for the first time they panic .. can't bear the deafening noise that silence really is .

i find with me the only thing i have actually missed in the time spent in relationships was falling asleep next to someone . idk im weird that way the rest of the shit i couldn't care too much about but that .. thats the one thing that haunts me every night before i fall asleep .
User avatar #14 - assistantartemis (07/30/2013) [-]
I meant to say I do hope it doesn't find it's way to your doorstep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkOe7VOmynA
Diene Lakaien: One night.

Times I recall, close to your breath, the sweet caress, the joy that falls, Into the blindness, of my heart, and left unspoken
User avatar #15 - ironlak (07/30/2013) [-]
hahah yeah allgoods i gathered that was what you meant xD

oh mayn i haven't heard that song in a while ! fuuck brings back memoreys like a mofo
#6 - Yes, many things. I would trade the pleasure of eating food fo…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Lord of the Rings -4
#9 - meowmixore (07/30/2013) [-]
I think you're actually the biggest phanact I've ever seen on the internet, congratulations
#10 - assistantartemis (07/30/2013) [-]
I just had to search up the meaning of that. Didn't get too many results besides " Fag that likes penis." Whatever kind of insult that is supposed to be, I get the general idea of your negativity(?)

So, anyway, what is wrong with liking things besides merely food? Or not wanting to 'put a ring on food itself' solely?

If people "like" things and pursue the pleasures of life, there has to be more to pursue besides eating and sexual intercourse- correct? Because if not, life would be rather boring. Some things I would find a better way to spend my time than others. Food is not important to me, and I care little for it. Still, I feed myself and may "like" certain things to eat, but that is all.
#11 - meowmixore (07/30/2013) [-]
Holy shit, this guy doesn't even know what word filters are. Also I wasn't calling you a phanact because of your view on food, even though that doesn't help prove that you're any less of a phanact. I called you a phanact because you type like a fucking prick, I don't have a problem with people who can actually type properly or anyone who has a wide vocabulary but I have a problem with you. I would greatly appreciate it, and I know everyone else would too, if you hang yourself you pathetic piece of shit.
#12 - assistantartemis (07/30/2013) [-]
I speak and write in a jumbled way. It cannot be helped. My apologies. I think you're taking it different than I wish to come across. That seems like a overreaction anyway.



#7 - richiehf (07/30/2013) [-]
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#4 - Well, she was always like that for every single person she's d…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2013 on (1) seriously .. +2
#5 - ironlak (07/30/2013) [-]
yeah how can they be so attached so quickly and then be like " completely heart broken" when it comes to its pathetic and miserable end , we all saw it coming how the fuck were you so god damn blind !! fuck .

yeah chaos is something i tend to avoid , tho i seem to be constantly in it no matter what i do .

#6 - assistantartemis (07/30/2013) [-]
( My mother would date someone for a week, then get that heartbroken effect. )She was very destructive. Self destructive, but she also flare like a fire and destroyed anything in sight. It seemed her whole life was focused on romance. In my world, as I grew up, I deeply appreciated silence, or peace. The hours when there was no sound, the delicate light of the sun reflected off the moon...


Although I would like to be in a relationship myself, I can't find myself being hugged or given affection as much anything. It's as if my mind cannot register it; a foreign thing on a screen that I cannot understand.I can't feel much anything towards people, which makes me feel rather apathetic.

I do hope chaos find it's way to your doorstep very often, stranger. =)
#7 - ironlak (07/30/2013) [-]
like honestly what do you gain out of dating someone for a week ? besides an sti or a fat lip ? whys everyone after that "romeo juliet love " and to be swept off their feet by cassanova ... like for starts there all fucked up ideas of what love should be or can represent , its amazing how peoples ideas can be twisted to represented something completely moronic .

people don't appreciate silence anymore i recon , there is so much noise in this world that when they do hear true silence for the first time they panic .. can't bear the deafening noise that silence really is .

i find with me the only thing i have actually missed in the time spent in relationships was falling asleep next to someone . idk im weird that way the rest of the shit i couldn't care too much about but that .. thats the one thing that haunts me every night before i fall asleep .
User avatar #14 - assistantartemis (07/30/2013) [-]
I meant to say I do hope it doesn't find it's way to your doorstep

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkOe7VOmynA
Diene Lakaien: One night.

Times I recall, close to your breath, the sweet caress, the joy that falls, Into the blindness, of my heart, and left unspoken
User avatar #15 - ironlak (07/30/2013) [-]
hahah yeah allgoods i gathered that was what you meant xD

oh mayn i haven't heard that song in a while ! fuuck brings back memoreys like a mofo
#2 - Is there anything you/person who made the gif like besides ms…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Lord of the Rings -7
#4 - richiehf (07/30/2013) [-]
You're telling me there's more than food to like?
#6 - assistantartemis (07/30/2013) [-]
Yes, many things. I would trade the pleasure of eating food for the ability to use photosynthesis and have an unlimited supply of energy as long as I got my minerals, water, and sunshine, if I could.

Traveling, art in all it's shapes and forms, BDSM, books, certain species of animals. sub/cultures, so on so fourth. Even things like intriguing people and pursuing certain studies.

Food is pretty much just fuel for my body, so I may get pleasure from eating some things, but I don't really see the obsession with food, besides the addictive properties people put in most every item in the gif. There are tons of pleasures I could pursue in this life, but food is one of the least important to me.
#9 - meowmixore (07/30/2013) [-]
I think you're actually the biggest phanact I've ever seen on the internet, congratulations
#10 - assistantartemis (07/30/2013) [-]
I just had to search up the meaning of that. Didn't get too many results besides " Fag that likes penis." Whatever kind of insult that is supposed to be, I get the general idea of your negativity(?)

So, anyway, what is wrong with liking things besides merely food? Or not wanting to 'put a ring on food itself' solely?

If people "like" things and pursue the pleasures of life, there has to be more to pursue besides eating and sexual intercourse- correct? Because if not, life would be rather boring. Some things I would find a better way to spend my time than others. Food is not important to me, and I care little for it. Still, I feed myself and may "like" certain things to eat, but that is all.
#11 - meowmixore (07/30/2013) [-]
Holy shit, this guy doesn't even know what word filters are. Also I wasn't calling you a phanact because of your view on food, even though that doesn't help prove that you're any less of a phanact. I called you a phanact because you type like a fucking prick, I don't have a problem with people who can actually type properly or anyone who has a wide vocabulary but I have a problem with you. I would greatly appreciate it, and I know everyone else would too, if you hang yourself you pathetic piece of shit.
#12 - assistantartemis (07/30/2013) [-]
I speak and write in a jumbled way. It cannot be helped. My apologies. I think you're taking it different than I wish to come across. That seems like a overreaction anyway.



#7 - richiehf (07/30/2013) [-]
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