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#3 - Picture 19 hours ago on Why you need Doom in your life +2
#88 - What happens if someone likes infinity? Does everyone die?  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on What Not to Ask on a First... +1
User avatar #111 - waaw (15 hours ago) [-]
Infinity isn't a number
#54 - God dammit Hollywood. 21 hours ago on Death Note +1
#37 - Well, to be fair, if you had a 100% accuracy with one, you co…  [+] (4 new replies) 22 hours ago on Death Note 0
User avatar #81 - ranoche (16 hours ago) [-]
robert from law of ueki anime=power to make an object 'perfect' at the cost of a year of his life
sword that can cut through anything or block any attack
gun that never misses or can pierce through any armor
teacup that can never spill even if cut in half seems like a waste but he did do it
User avatar #53 - norkas (22 hours ago) [-]
what anon said and also,
six shots
#42 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
fuel tanks don't blow up when shot.
User avatar #54 - assassindash (21 hours ago) [-]
God dammit Hollywood.
#27 - Hurk smoosh. 22 hours ago on Master of bodybuilding +29
#31 - **assassindash rolled user norkas **  [+] (6 new replies) 22 hours ago on Death Note +9
#34 - norkas (22 hours ago) [-]
>power of god
>a fucking revolver
User avatar #37 - assassindash (22 hours ago) [-]
Well, to be fair, if you had a 100% accuracy with one, you could easily beat entire armies.

And I mean shooting the area where gas is loaded on a jet as it's flying towards you at 120MPH and blowing it up kind of 100% accuracy.

Godlike accuracy.

Blow up all the grenades soldiers have from a distance, the explosion serving to cause a flinch in fire the enemy is shooting as well, as well as trick them into thinking they're being shot by artillery.

I mean, eventually you'd get overrun, but it would seem like you have the power of a God....
User avatar #81 - ranoche (16 hours ago) [-]
robert from law of ueki anime=power to make an object 'perfect' at the cost of a year of his life
sword that can cut through anything or block any attack
gun that never misses or can pierce through any armor
teacup that can never spill even if cut in half seems like a waste but he did do it
User avatar #53 - norkas (22 hours ago) [-]
what anon said and also,
six shots
#42 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
fuel tanks don't blow up when shot.
User avatar #54 - assassindash (21 hours ago) [-]
God dammit Hollywood.
#48 - Picture 23 hours ago on Wow, magic +1
#170 - Confirmed Funnyjunk op is Batman? Leedle Leedle… 03/29/2015 on The Gif that made me join... 0
#112 - >Not proud. 03/29/2015 on Daily Exercise +13
#167 - Because i'm the op of Funnyjunk....  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2015 on The Gif that made me join... 0
User avatar #169 - addmyn (03/29/2015) [-]
No.... you are the OP we need. Not the one we deserve
#170 - assassindash (03/29/2015) [-]
Confirmed Funnyjunk op is Batman?

Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee.

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #191 - davidavidson ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
And ******** syrianassassin. Why are you friends with this whiny little bitch faggot?
User avatar #195 to #191 - syrianassassin (03/12/2015) [-]
wohh wooh i was sleeping woooh


whats app?
User avatar #196 to #195 - davidavidson ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
Check out my stickies on my profile comment section.
#192 to #191 - assassindash (03/11/2015) [-]
If it wasn't you, than why are you so determined on saying it isn't, as well as blocking me right after.  Not to mention going to my account right after.   
   
10/10
If it wasn't you, than why are you so determined on saying it isn't, as well as blocking me right after. Not to mention going to my account right after.

10/10
User avatar #193 to #192 - davidavidson ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
5/5
#190 - davidavidson ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
hue hue hue   
   
I wasn't the anon and you can't do anything about it anyway. The train has left the station you butt blasted faggot
hue hue hue

I wasn't the anon and you can't do anything about it anyway. The train has left the station you butt blasted faggot
#184 - assassindash (01/05/2015) [-]
**assassindash used "*roll picture*"**
**assassindash rolled image** ay fgt.
User avatar #185 to #184 - assassindash (01/05/2015) [-]
Lemme try this again, *roll user*

Ay fgt.
User avatar #186 to #185 - assassindash (01/05/2015) [-]
*roll uer*

ALRIGHT, THIS TIME!~
User avatar #187 to #186 - assassindash (01/05/2015) [-]
**assassindash rolled user auryn **

GOD ******* DAMMIT!
User avatar #189 to #188 - assassindash (01/05/2015) [-]
You see Ivan, the enemy won't be willing to hit you if you cover yourself with barbed wire.
User avatar #172 to #171 - assassindash (11/21/2014) [-]
J'yess, mein friend?
#183 to #172 - caprisunguy (11/23/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image**
**caprisunguy rolled image**
#180 to #172 - caprisunguy (11/23/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** tfw new smash
#173 to #172 - caprisunguy (11/21/2014) [-]
what's good?
what's good?
#175 to #174 - caprisunguy (11/21/2014) [-]
can't argue with that.
#176 to #175 - assassindash (11/21/2014) [-]
If I had armor like that....   
   
Well, I probably wouldn't do anything. Thick leather cloaks that prevent cutting are where its at. especially with checkered metal inside to catch blades, then it has stab resistance.
If I had armor like that....

Well, I probably wouldn't do anything. Thick leather cloaks that prevent cutting are where its at. especially with checkered metal inside to catch blades, then it has stab resistance.
#178 to #176 - caprisunguy (11/21/2014) [-]
wish upon a jew
User avatar #179 to #178 - assassindash (11/21/2014) [-]
But a Jew would just ride my wish and steal the real profit, like Joshlol with user made content.
User avatar #177 to #176 - assassindash (11/21/2014) [-]
I prefer mobility, is pretty much what i'm saying.
User avatar #128 - caprisunguy (11/13/2014) [-]
Frigid Donald Erebus i've done it
#129 to #128 - assassindash (11/13/2014) [-]
*Replace "What's" with "It's."*
*Replace "What's" with "It's."*
#152 to #129 - caprisunguy (11/14/2014) [-]
that's why you go to the top of the thread and reply to the earliest comment by the user you're speaking with
#155 to #154 - assassindash (11/14/2014) [-]
3000 year old god princess blushing over love letter....

>MFW
#156 to #155 - caprisunguy (11/14/2014) [-]
mfw you're oblivious to my implications
#157 to #156 - assassindash (11/14/2014) [-]
MFW I don't know how to feign ignorance on that one.
MFW I don't know how to feign ignorance on that one.
#158 to #157 - caprisunguy (11/14/2014) [-]
then the issue has been brought to your eyes?
#159 to #158 - assassindash (11/14/2014) [-]
Yes, the issue is that I am a sexy beast and need to stop loving others, thank you for helping me see that I am my own sexuality.
Yes, the issue is that I am a sexy beast and need to stop loving others, thank you for helping me see that I am my own sexuality.
#161 to #160 - assassindash (11/14/2014) [-]
Bitches ain't 			****		 but hoes and tricks.
Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks.
#162 to #161 - caprisunguy (11/14/2014) [-]
i'm trying to tell you i feel for you, and this is exactly what i didn't want to happen today
#163 to #162 - caprisunguy (11/14/2014) [-]
d-did i really just do that....?
#164 to #163 - assassindash (11/14/2014) [-]
Yes.... Yes you did.
#165 to #164 - caprisunguy (11/14/2014) [-]
well......i guess there you go..... that's what i've been trying to say but wasn't brave enough
#166 to #165 - assassindash (11/14/2014) [-]
Well, yea. Sorry man, but I don't actually swing that way.    
   
You were being so aggressive with your implications I had to voice what my actual feelings are. If this is not serious, I honestly don't swing that way.   
   
I wish you luck finding someone who does man.   
   
Sorry that this had to happen.
Well, yea. Sorry man, but I don't actually swing that way.

You were being so aggressive with your implications I had to voice what my actual feelings are. If this is not serious, I honestly don't swing that way.

I wish you luck finding someone who does man.

Sorry that this had to happen.
#167 to #166 - caprisunguy (11/14/2014) [-]
i do have someone, i just wanted you to know that i've had them for like.. ever is all, i completely understand though.
User avatar #169 to #168 - caprisunguy (11/14/2014) [-]
so..let's forget this happened and live with chocolate?
User avatar #170 to #169 - assassindash (11/14/2014) [-]
I don't want to live with a stripper, that could get-

Oh wait, you meant the candy.... Yea.
#131 to #130 - assassindash (11/13/2014) [-]
Get that grotesque pile of evil out of here.

#132 to #131 - caprisunguy (11/13/2014) [-]
bring me chocolate tomorrow. i'll be home
#133 to #132 - assassindash (11/13/2014) [-]
OH YOU WANNA FIGHT WITH CRINGE, DO YE?

TAKE THAT!
#134 to #133 - caprisunguy (11/13/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image**
#137 to #136 - assassindash (11/14/2014) [-]
When seen, you may wish not have.
#139 to #138 - assassindash (11/14/2014) [-]
I challenge you rocktom with Cthulu.
#140 to #139 - caprisunguy (11/14/2014) [-]
hah, you're funny
#141 to #140 - assassindash (11/14/2014) [-]
I'm a lot of things.
#142 to #141 - caprisunguy (11/14/2014) [-]
short, funny, charming, fun to be around, fun to joke with, great to game with. i could go on..
#145 to #143 - caprisunguy (11/14/2014) [-]
that's exactly what it's like.
User avatar #147 to #145 - assassindash (11/14/2014) [-]
Your picture makes me unsure if what you said was what you meant....

Also, decided to leave my name there since it's not like anyone can find me using it.

Too many Brandon Black's anyway.
#148 to #147 - caprisunguy (11/14/2014) [-]
what d you mean?
#149 to #148 - assassindash (11/14/2014) [-]
What you're saying sounds happy, but what she looks like is unsure....
#151 to #149 - assassindash (11/14/2014) [-]
The reply limit bothers me.
#150 to #149 - caprisunguy (11/14/2014) [-]
well of course i meant it..
#110 to #109 - caprisunguy (11/13/2014) [-]
bring me chocolate
#111 to #110 - assassindash (11/13/2014) [-]
But this guy ate all my chocolate.
But this guy ate all my chocolate.
User avatar #114 to #111 - caprisunguy (11/13/2014) [-]
please?♥
#112 to #111 - caprisunguy (11/13/2014) [-]
i don't care! buy me more
#113 to #112 - assassindash (11/13/2014) [-]
Alright, can't be too hard.... Oh elevator to the candy store is crowded, ill just take this door instea-
Alright, can't be too hard.... Oh elevator to the candy store is crowded, ill just take this door instea-
#115 to #113 - caprisunguy (11/13/2014) [-]
i will love you 6ever
#116 to #115 - assassindash (11/13/2014) [-]
*Gurgle sounds*
*Gurgle sounds*
#117 to #116 - caprisunguy (11/13/2014) [-]
*angry girlfriend noises*
#118 to #117 - assassindash (11/13/2014) [-]
Alright, alright, fine, ill get you some chocolate.
Alright, alright, fine, ill get you some chocolate.
#119 to #118 - caprisunguy (11/13/2014) [-]
i knew you would senpai!
#123 to #122 - caprisunguy (11/13/2014) [-]
yes! i want all of the chocolate!
#124 to #123 - assassindash (11/13/2014) [-]
HE DIDN'T GIVE ME MY CHANGE!
HE DIDN'T GIVE ME MY CHANGE!
#125 to #124 - caprisunguy (11/13/2014) [-]
but i'm happy,so it's okay
#126 to #125 - assassindash (11/13/2014) [-]
Is K, he tried to get away in a heli, but I got -
Is K, he tried to get away in a heli, but I got -
#101 - caprisunguy (11/12/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** git gud casul
#102 to #101 - assassindash (11/12/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
I'm not casul!
#103 to #102 - caprisunguy (11/12/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image**
#104 to #103 - assassindash (11/12/2014) [-]
The roll gods have spoken....
#105 to #104 - caprisunguy (11/12/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image**
#106 to #105 - assassindash (11/12/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
I posted that first bit as content.
#107 to #106 - caprisunguy (11/12/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image**
#100 - caprisunguy (11/12/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** git gud casul
#92 - caprisunguy (11/12/2014) [-]
swords and knives are a childs favorite toy..
#93 to #92 - assassindash (11/12/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
My favorite toy is strange.
#95 to #93 - caprisunguy (11/12/2014) [-]
donate your sword for sepukku
#96 to #95 - assassindash (11/12/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
You have seen my sword man, it ain't sharp enough to cut anyone, only bludgeon....
#98 to #96 - caprisunguy (11/12/2014) [-]
give me something sharp
#99 to #98 - assassindash (11/12/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
Date a Live?

I think....
User avatar #94 to #93 - assassindash (11/12/2014) [-]
Very strange....
#70 - caprisunguy (11/11/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** i got a bucket a chicken, you waana do it?
#71 to #70 - assassindash (11/11/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
That is some spicy chicken.
#72 to #71 - caprisunguy (11/11/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** only4u gheyboi
**caprisunguy rolled image** only4u gheyboi
#73 to #72 - assassindash (11/11/2014) [-]
IT BURNS!
IT BURNS!
#74 to #73 - caprisunguy (11/11/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** thumb baby
**caprisunguy rolled image** thumb baby
#75 to #74 - assassindash (11/11/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
Oh god the thumb baby.... Do I remember the thumb baby? Yes. In all its glory. Praise thumb baby.
#77 to #75 - caprisunguy (11/11/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** 			******		 kek
**caprisunguy rolled image** ****** kek
#78 to #77 - assassindash (11/11/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
Here we see a white male about to play with his balls.
#79 to #78 - caprisunguy (11/11/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** most relevant image
#81 to #80 - caprisunguy (11/11/2014) [-]
they're beautiful
#82 to #81 - assassindash (11/11/2014) [-]
Oh my god Watamote....   
   
Have you watched that show?
Oh my god Watamote....

Have you watched that show?
#84 to #83 - assassindash (11/11/2014) [-]
This is her life in a nutshell....
This is her life in a nutshell....
User avatar #85 to #84 - caprisunguy (11/11/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled comment #10002231 ** :
User avatar #86 to #85 - assassindash (11/11/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled comment #30 ** :
sit in the barrier, duh

I think you your comment there.
User avatar #88 to #87 - assassindash (11/11/2014) [-]
Good ol' Infinite Stratos.
#89 to #88 - caprisunguy (11/11/2014) [-]
good to see you know good animu.
User avatar #90 to #89 - assassindash (11/11/2014) [-]
Yep....
User avatar #76 to #75 - assassindash (11/11/2014) [-]
Read that in his voice....
#53 - caprisunguy (11/01/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image**
#54 to #53 - assassindash (11/01/2014) [-]
Why u do dis roll gods?
#55 to #54 - caprisunguy (11/01/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image**
#56 to #55 - assassindash (11/01/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**

Since I say this er'y day, I am much more pleased with this.
#57 to #56 - caprisunguy (11/01/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** ayy lmao
#58 to #57 - assassindash (11/01/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**   
   
I love roll conversations, because sometimes you get good stuff to save.
**assassindash rolled image**

I love roll conversations, because sometimes you get good stuff to save.
#59 to #58 - caprisunguy (11/01/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** same here
#60 to #59 - assassindash (11/01/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**    
   
Delicious lemon wedge.
**assassindash rolled image**

Delicious lemon wedge.
#61 to #60 - caprisunguy (11/01/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** lemon squirts
#62 to #61 - assassindash (11/01/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
Oh look, its the plot of every action movie ever.
#64 to #62 - caprisunguy (11/01/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** mfw
#65 to #64 - assassindash (11/01/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**   
I don't even....
**assassindash rolled image**
I don't even....
#66 to #65 - caprisunguy (11/01/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** i can
#67 to #66 - assassindash (11/01/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled user letriggs **   
A new challenger approaches.
**assassindash rolled user letriggs **
A new challenger approaches.
#68 to #67 - caprisunguy (11/01/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** the relevance tho
#69 to #68 - assassindash (11/01/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
Relevance?
User avatar #63 to #62 - assassindash (11/01/2014) [-]
I READ IT IN HIS VOICE!
User avatar #48 - assassindash (10/14/2014) [-]
People to murder on funyjunk.
>Trevanman
#49 to #48 - trevanman (10/14/2014) [-]
*assassinate
User avatar #50 to #49 - assassindash (10/14/2014) [-]
Assassination only happens when someone is hired.
#15 - caprisunguy (06/10/2014) [-]
Do the thing nanak.
Do the thing nanak.
#16 to #15 - assassindash (06/11/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
What thing?
#43 to #16 - assassindash (06/12/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
#42 to #16 - caprisunguy (06/12/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image**
#40 to #16 - caprisunguy (06/12/2014) [-]
if that had been a master chief picture i would have died.
if that had been a master chief picture i would have died.
#17 to #16 - caprisunguy (06/11/2014) [-]
the thing tho.
#19 to #18 - caprisunguy (06/11/2014) [-]
could that guy have failed any harder?
#21 to #20 - caprisunguy (06/11/2014) [-]
mah nyet-gga.
mah nyet-gga.
#22 to #21 - assassindash (06/11/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
**assassindash rolled image**
#24 to #22 - caprisunguy (06/12/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image**
#25 to #24 - assassindash (06/12/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
#26 to #25 - caprisunguy (06/12/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image**
**caprisunguy rolled image**
User avatar #28 to #26 - assassindash (06/12/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled comment #8993463 ** :
gg
User avatar #29 to #28 - caprisunguy (06/12/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled comment #5 ** :
apparently it does
User avatar #30 to #29 - assassindash (06/12/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled comment #49 ** :
There's still a lot of ships that look like it.
#31 to #30 - caprisunguy (06/12/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** like this?
#32 to #31 - assassindash (06/12/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
potato boat best boat.
#33 to #32 - caprisunguy (06/12/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** yes
**caprisunguy rolled image** yes
User avatar #34 to #33 - assassindash (06/12/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolls 313**
#35 to #34 - caprisunguy (06/12/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolls 852**
**caprisunguy rolls 852**
#36 to #35 - assassindash (06/12/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolls 978**
#41 to #36 - caprisunguy (06/12/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolled image** mfw
**caprisunguy rolled image** mfw
User avatar #39 to #36 - assassindash (06/12/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled comment #19 ** :
This needs more thumbs.


THE PURPLE LINES STOP FURTHER REPLIES!
#38 to #36 - caprisunguy (06/12/2014) [-]
**caprisunguy rolls 117**
#37 to #36 - assassindash (06/12/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
Ranking on each penguin booty.
#23 to #22 - caprisunguy (06/11/2014) [-]
tfw ken u not tho.
tfw ken u not tho.
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