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Yea, quite a long time.

If you are who I think you are anyway.

syrianassassin himself

Hehe, just as I expected. Not really though So, what brings you to this noose in the woods?

I am confused am I supposed to kill you are are you trying to kill me?

Me, you, tonight.

J'yess, mein friend?

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what's good?

The pope.

can't argue with that.

If I had armor like that....

Well, I probably wouldn't do anything. Thick leather cloaks that prevent cutting are where its at. especially with checkered metal inside to catch blades, then it has stab resistance.

wish upon a jew

But a Jew would just ride my wish and steal the real profit, like Joshlol with user made content.

I prefer mobility, is pretty much what i'm saying.

*Replace "What's" with "It's."*

that's why you go to the top of the thread and reply to the earliest comment by the user you're speaking with

Smart.

3000 year old god princess blushing over love letter....

>MFW

mfw you're oblivious to my implications

MFW I don't know how to feign ignorance on that one.

then the issue has been brought to your eyes?

Yes, the issue is that I am a sexy beast and need to stop loving others, thank you for helping me see that I am my own sexuality.

Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks.

i'm trying to tell you i feel for you, and this is exactly what i didn't want to happen today

d-did i really just do that....?

Yes.... Yes you did.

well......i guess there you go..... that's what i've been trying to say but wasn't brave enough

Well, yea. Sorry man, but I don't actually swing that way.

You were being so aggressive with your implications I had to voice what my actual feelings are. If this is not serious, I honestly don't swing that way.

I wish you luck finding someone who does man.

Sorry that this had to happen.

i do have someone, i just wanted you to know that i've had them for like.. ever is all, i completely understand though.

so..let's forget this happened and live with chocolate?

I don't want to live with a stripper, that could get-

Oh wait, you meant the candy.... Yea.

Get that grotesque pile of evil out of here.

bring me chocolate tomorrow. i'll be home

OH YOU WANNA FIGHT WITH CRINGE, DO YE?

TAKE THAT!

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O lrd.

When seen, you may wish not have.

I challenge you rocktom with Cthulu.

hah, you're funny

I'm a lot of things.

short, funny, charming, fun to be around, fun to joke with, great to game with. i could go on..

that's exactly what it's like.

Your picture makes me unsure if what you said was what you meant....

Also, decided to leave my name there since it's not like anyone can find me using it.

Too many Brandon Black's anyway.

what d you mean?

What you're saying sounds happy, but what she looks like is unsure....

The reply limit bothers me.

well of course i meant it..

Yesh?

bring me chocolate

But this guy ate all my chocolate.

please?♥

i don't care! buy me more

Alright, can't be too hard.... Oh elevator to the candy store is crowded, ill just take this door instea-

i will love you 6ever

*Gurgle sounds*

*angry girlfriend noises*

Alright, alright, fine, ill get you some chocolate.

i knew you would senpai!

yes! i want all of the chocolate!

HE DIDN'T GIVE ME MY CHANGE!

but i'm happy,so it's okay

Is K, he tried to get away in a heli, but I got -

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I'm not casul!

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The roll gods have spoken....

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I posted that first bit as content.

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My favorite toy is strange.

donate your sword for sepukku

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You have seen my sword man, it ain't sharp enough to cut anyone, only bludgeon....

give me something sharp

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Date a Live?

I think....

Very strange....

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That is some spicy chicken.

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IT BURNS!

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Oh god the thumb baby.... Do I remember the thumb baby? Yes. In all its glory. Praise thumb baby.

**caprisunguy rolled image** ****** kek

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Here we see a white male about to play with his balls.

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>MFW

they're beautiful

Oh my god Watamote....

Have you watched that show?

This is her life in a nutshell....

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I think you your comment there.

Good ol' Infinite Stratos.

good to see you know good animu.

Yep....

Read that in his voice....

Why u do dis roll gods?

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Since I say this er'y day, I am much more pleased with this.

**caprisunguy rolled image** ayy lmao

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I love roll conversations, because sometimes you get good stuff to save.

**caprisunguy rolled image** same here

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Delicious lemon wedge.

**caprisunguy rolled image** lemon squirts

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Oh look, its the plot of every action movie ever.

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I don't even....

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A new challenger approaches.

**caprisunguy rolled image** the relevance tho

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Relevance?

I READ IT IN HIS VOICE!

Assassination only happens when someone is hired.

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What thing?

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if that had been a master chief picture i would have died.

the thing tho.

could that guy have failed any harder?

mah nyet-gga.

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**caprisunguy rolled image** like this?

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potato boat best boat.

**caprisunguy rolled image** yes

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**caprisunguy rolled image** mfw

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THE PURPLE LINES STOP FURTHER REPLIES!

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Ranking on each penguin booty.