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#216 - As a barber... this frustrates me.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on As a man...this is pretty... +5
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#218 - agnaraed (01/07/2016) [-]
I believe in you fam you have the touch you got the power!
#108 - Comment deleted 11/29/2015 on /Autism/ absolutely no chill +3
#46 - All the years I have been playing D&D I have come to learn… 11/29/2015 on just dnd thangs +21
#14 - Also he called her mummy, not mommy, are you seeing the thing here? 11/17/2015 on Scarred +11
#13 - I come here to get away from ****** facebook posts. 11/17/2015 on Scarred +1
#23 - Well the opposite of hallucinating is... not hallucinating, bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2015 on Jaguars Love To Get High 0
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#24 - ktom (11/09/2015) [-]
ya
#10 - Skooma has literally the opposite effect.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Jaguars Love To Get High +1
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#15 - ktom (11/09/2015) [-]
how do you the opposite of hallucinate?
#23 - assantum (11/09/2015) [-]
Well the opposite of hallucinating is... not hallucinating, but we both know that isn't what I meant.
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#24 - ktom (11/09/2015) [-]
ya
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#22 - deadmice (11/09/2015) [-]
go blind
#16 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
There are too diferrent kinds of drugs:
Those that make you go fucking insane
Those that make you chill as fuck, bruh

For example:
Acid
Weed

They have specific names for each type, but I forget those right now.
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#20 - battletechmech (11/09/2015) [-]
you mean uppers and downers?
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#18 - ImmortalBaconEater (11/09/2015) [-]
This is not how drugs work. A lot of weed can be as intense as low dosage acid (especially edibles). The big difference is their strength. Even acid, as long as you aren't taking some crazy high dosage, more often than not you just sit around and chill and think weird thoughts. Contrary to what most people think, acid isn't all that visual of a drug (until you get into very high doses).
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#9 - Although I disagree with you, that's a pretty solid review, ha… 10/16/2015 on Tartar Sauce +3
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User avatar #1 - skyrimdovah (05/10/2015) [-]
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#3 to #2 - assantum (09/10/2015) [-]
Record time OP. I am impressed.
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