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#63 - shut the fuck up and tell me where you live right now 07/25/2014 on grammar 0
#18 - No I wasn't I was too retarded trying to fix it and I said I a…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Good Guy Burglars +20
#22 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
over explain brah
User avatar #28 - xxjmacxx (07/24/2014) [-]
Not enough explain brah
User avatar #31 - assrocket (07/24/2014) [-]
I agree. Not enough explain brah. I imagined he got his dick caught in a ceiling fan.
#17 - I am being sarcastic.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Good Guy Burglars 0
User avatar #18 - ass (07/24/2014) [-]
No I wasn't I was too retarded trying to fix it and I said I am being sarcastic to cover for my sorry ass. I am sorry.

God bless.
#22 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
over explain brah
User avatar #28 - xxjmacxx (07/24/2014) [-]
Not enough explain brah
User avatar #31 - assrocket (07/24/2014) [-]
I agree. Not enough explain brah. I imagined he got his dick caught in a ceiling fan.
#16 - you're*  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Good Guy Burglars +3
User avatar #17 - ass (07/24/2014) [-]
I am being sarcastic.
User avatar #18 - ass (07/24/2014) [-]
No I wasn't I was too retarded trying to fix it and I said I am being sarcastic to cover for my sorry ass. I am sorry.

God bless.
#22 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
over explain brah
User avatar #28 - xxjmacxx (07/24/2014) [-]
Not enough explain brah
User avatar #31 - assrocket (07/24/2014) [-]
I agree. Not enough explain brah. I imagined he got his dick caught in a ceiling fan.
#833 - My crush just told me she got invited to a threesome and she a…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
User avatar #849 - leadstriker (07/24/2014) [-]
like 2 guys 1 girl type of shit?
ask for 4 some so at least you get some ass too
#845 - hudge (07/24/2014) [-]
Ask for pics.
#39 - This makes the man horny. 07/23/2014 on Barbecue Chicken Breast... 0
#4 - I remember buying dota 2  [+] (32 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Remember buying TF2? +1
User avatar #5 - toosexyforyou (07/23/2014) [-]
The fuck? It's so boring
#18 - atomicman (07/24/2014) [-]
Steep learning curve and very harsh mechanics. You need patience and actual brains to play it (way more so than LoL), so it's nothing for you.
#44 - darthblam (07/24/2014) [-]
"way more so than LoL"
Nigga, I've played both and that is entirely incorrect.
The games are virtually the same with some minor differences and saying one is better than the other is like arguing that apples are better than bananas, it's all a matter of taste/opinion/preference.
So go fuck yourself.
User avatar #54 - atomicman (07/24/2014) [-]
I was being sarcastic here eh. But honestly I've played both for a long time. And Dota 2 is more difficult to play in my honest opinion.

To me dota 2 is just a much more harsh version of LoL with different heroes and abilities.
User avatar #20 - toosexyforyou (07/24/2014) [-]
It's nothing about the heroes, abilities, or game mechanics. That was all easy to pick up and anyone who's above bronze 5 in LoL could learn it easily. My problem was with the way it looks, it's just so unappealing and boring
#21 - atomicman (07/24/2014) [-]
I've played LoL and I was gold something (I believe one of the higher ones but it's a while ago). Then a good friend of mine recommended Dota 2. So I signed up for the beta. Got invited and played it.

Dota 2 is wáy more harsh than LoL. LoL tries to keep it's distance from harming teammates in one way or another, dota does not. You can completely fuck over teammates in Dota if you want to.

Dota's abilities are less straightforward and are much more situational than LoL, thus making them more difficult to use. You have a shitton of spells that would be considered so OP in LoL that it would make players quit the game. Every hero has much more impact during certain situations than LoL. LoL is more, everyone has about equal impact in about every situation. Dota is, some heroes have 0 impact during certain times while raping everything the other moment. Dota 2 is more harsh.

Dota 2 is, I think, actually a tad slower than LoL gameplay wise. But much more difficult to play and much more rewarding if you are to get good at a certain hero. Also, carries are actual carries in dota, unlike LoL. Take for example faceless void, who can easily kill 3 heroes and escape without taking only 1 damage lategame. There is no such thing in LoL
User avatar #23 - toosexyforyou (07/24/2014) [-]
Hey, maybe Dota 2 was hard for you to learn because you're retarded but it's honestly very easy to pick up if you've played league of legends or any other moba.
User avatar #25 - atomicman (07/24/2014) [-]
Also thumbing me down with another account of yours is kind of pathetic. I can just see it's you based on the comments you make.
User avatar #24 - atomicman (07/24/2014) [-]
you don't make yourself look very clever young boy.

Dota 2 isn't easy to play. Nor is LoL. Mistakes are punished harder in Dota 2, not teamplay is punished harder in dota 2 and skill is rewarded more. You bitch nigga just keep crying about 'muh lol is best geam'. I don't care, I'm fine with you thinking so. But you're just one of those 'lol africen kids r poor? why they not make money then? xddd lol'-people. talking shit about stuff they know jack shit about.
User avatar #26 - toosexyforyou (07/24/2014) [-]
Woah, that's a lot of judgements coming across just because I don't like your favorite game. You should probably grow up. Also, I love how you think that I've made a second account just to thumb you down, like there can't possibly be 2 people on this site who disagree with you? Thanks for the laugh.
#27 - atomicman (07/24/2014) [-]
You and his comments are written in the exact same manner. Trying to 'troll' and sad attempts at trying to sound edgy. You think you're 'trolling' me now in fact, I'm almost certain of that.

I've nothing against you liking LoL or, apparently, hating dota 2. But you walk in here with your edgy 11 years old attitude saying 'oy ur game's shit m8, mine's better'. Obviously you did that for you like the attention, but now you got a reason why I didn't like it. btw, you don't fool me. That other account is extremely clearly just you, or someone with the éxact same attitute.
User avatar #30 - toosexyforyou (07/24/2014) [-]
I just went through all the comments on this post, I'm the only person replying to you. Are you okay?
User avatar #28 - toosexyforyou (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't even see where the 2nd account is? I'm the only one replying to you in this comment thread. I'll go back to the content and see what this other guy is saying.

All I've been saying is that Dota 2 is boring and dull. You said that it was supposedly much harder and that the only reason I didn't like it is because it was too hard for me. So, I corrected you and told you that it is really easy to pick if you play LoL and that the difficulty factor had nothing to do with why I thought it was boring.

You're being very hypocritical, after you sleep this off and reread all this, you'll see how stupid you sound.
User avatar #31 - atomicman (07/24/2014) [-]
You said 'wtf why would you pay for something so boring'. I don't really need to re-read things in order to see who is the idiot here. You in every reply keep trying to provoke me, which you failed succeeding in. Probably because you're a very average guy thinking he's funny and clever (like plenty of people here on FJ, they'll find about themselfs later), and those don't really tend to make me angry.

You were rude at first, I was being sarcastic (which as you mentioned, you apparently interpret literally). I'm OK with you not liking LoL. I'm OK with you hating dota 2. But I dislike your childish attitude.

User avatar #33 - toosexyforyou (07/24/2014) [-]
Sure, reread your own comments tomorrow and tell me what you think.
User avatar #36 - atomicman (07/24/2014) [-]
The other account is probably bullshit, my bad on that one. He still has the exact same attitude you have tho
User avatar #34 - atomicman (07/24/2014) [-]
And he does it again. You really need to try harder if you were to provoke someone so much more clever than yourself
#38 - unholytiming (07/24/2014) [-]
Jesus fucking Christ. You are so bloody blind to his arguments that a blind downie would understand them.
What he means is, this is my interpretation of his comments, DOTA2 is so fucking slow paced that the 5-7 second long stunn feels like a regulrar 1 sec stun in LoL because the gameplay is SUPPOSED to be slowpaced.
I've played both, not DOTA2 to such an extent due to both the lack of interesting metas/competitive play and friends who play DOTA2, and I can say that DOTA2 is for people who just wants to play the turn based version of mobas and just grind and deny to like 40 minutes in to a game to have severly bullshit teamfights where 3 meatshields, one support, and a carry from each side try to kill the carry and then push out an entire lane in one go and win the game because of the ridiculously long respawn timer at all phases of the game.
While on the other hand, LoL is designed to be built around actual reaction and teamplay in speedy realtime fighting, where a ½ second stun can, and will, fuck everything up in a teamfight which will end in a tower, sometimes an inhibitor, a dragon, and depending on the time of the game, a baron.
Also, toosexyforyou and you are the only ones who have discussed on this part of the thread, wtf are you on talking about another account?
User avatar #53 - atomicman (07/24/2014) [-]
.....You're a fucking retard aren't you.

It has nothing to do with blind, he hasn't provided any arguments. He just said 'no, it's slow and boring'. You give me something to argue with (in a retarded manner thinking you're right nomatter what, but that aside).

Dota 2 is different and more harsh than LoL. That 'boring and slow 5 sec stun' can be avoided very easily, and most of Dota's stuns can be nullified because there's full magic immunity in the game. Dota's mechanics are just more situational. Almost all abilities in dota 2 would be considered extremely OP in LoL.

The spawn time early game is very short. It gradually becomes longer as the game goes on (this is so the game doesn't last eternally long when the opposing carries are evenly fed).

"Speedy realtime fighting" has nothing to do with either LoL or Dota.
User avatar #6 - deadxattack (07/24/2014) [-]
Ill assume you're a league player, Dota is as much fun its just harder to get into it. The first game you play on all mobas are fucking boring. you dont know where to go, what to do, its a pain to ask someone because they'll probably insult you. But in the end, mobas are fun if you have time to invest in the game. its definetly not boring.
User avatar #7 - toosexyforyou (07/24/2014) [-]
Dota just looks dull. The gameplay and mechanics are similar to LoL but it just looks so blurry and boring.
#11 - phisk (07/24/2014) [-]
Of course you think so, you're a scrub.
User avatar #8 - deadxattack (07/24/2014) [-]
Some dota's mechanic are kind of annoying for a lol player, like the turn rates of some heroes. it makes the game looks slow, but when you get used to it, you forget its even there. About the blurry thing i dont really understand what you mean.
#37 - laseneph (07/24/2014) [-]
The thing that turned me off dota 2 was that a lot of the abilities seemed utterly broken and the length of CC was ridiculous and don't even get me started on PL also the community is more cancerous than Leagues... which is an achievment
User avatar #56 - atomicman (07/24/2014) [-]
When you're used to LoL that's true. Like I said, dota has more situational abilities with way more impact. Matter of preference I suppose
User avatar #41 - lapsushominum (07/24/2014) [-]
Glad it's not just me. I wasn't sure if it was supposed to look blurry or if that was my monitor being dumb for that game or what. Another thing that turned me off from is it is the in game shop. It feels like one giant clusterfuck and as far as I can tell there's no way to organize it via what stats they provide, what items have auras, by name, etc. Just made it really difficult to learn items, especially when mousing over the item shows nothing; you have to click it and then look at the details in store.
#48 - digitalmasterx (07/24/2014) [-]
so let me guess, you played league first, got used to all the features they provide, and then tried out dota and got slapped.

fucking honestly, everyone is the same piece of shit, even me. good thing i started with dota, because when i tried league and believe me i tried , it was so odd to me that the shop was clunky, the abilities felts spammy rather than decisive/tactical, the players are a bunch of idiots, the game was painfully slow till 20 minutes in, so many fucking smurfs pubstomping, early and late champions having such a collosal difference in play, absolutely retarded mechanics like everyone grabbinb blink compared to actually having to invest in blink with gold .

basically, what im trying to say is. both are pretty good, yet youre going to like the one you're used to first. and nothing can change this unless you have a good friend trying to persistantly convince you and assist you through the barrier.

sorry for the big rant.
User avatar #55 - atomicman (07/24/2014) [-]
I played LoL first but I like dota 2 more tho
#57 - digitalmasterx (07/24/2014) [-]
was it an easy transition? how much lol did you play frist before switching
User avatar #58 - atomicman (07/24/2014) [-]
Pretty damn long. I believe for 11 months or so. Like 1 game each day or two on avarage.

When I first started off Dota I felt like everyone else who came from LoL. All abilities felt OP and the game clumsy. But once I got used to it Dota was way more appealing to me than LoL
User avatar #39 - deadxattack (07/24/2014) [-]
The community is toxic in every competitive team game, not only mobas. I play both games and i think lol's community is worst. In dota, if you manage to execute something perfectly you won't be called a "try hard faggot bitch". But still thats from personal experience so i cant talk for every dota and lol player
#10 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
The game is very dark compared to League
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#135 - I am assellent. What about you?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on ass's profile 0
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Nah. Better luck with another account.
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