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Date Signed Up:10/29/2012
Last Login:12/23/2014
Location:Poland
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I'm just a guy from Poland who want to share some shit I found on web.

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#125 - **asmathiel used "*roll rpg name*"** **asmathiel rolls Areg** 12/21/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#10 - Stick this man! 12/21/2014 on Better than duckface +6
#16 - So close to my very first OC badge, yet so far 12/20/2014 on Dream of Canadaball 0
#22 - Or you can just drink half a gallon of water and stay hydrated… 12/20/2014 on with our powers united 0
#6 - Obviously 12/17/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 5 0
#5 - Dead Jimmy, you would be dead. 12/17/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 5 +2
#30 - And that's what is called busy weekend. 12/15/2014 on I see what you did there... 0
#16 - Maybe they took phanact weekend and divided it by all gays?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/15/2014 on I see what you did there... 0
User avatar #18 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/15/2014) [-]
If this were true, assuming that 10% of males are gay, according to some statistic i google quickly, I'd have to have a lot of sex. Lets assume 'short' lives means half the length of the average life of a male which is 76 and divide by two, 38. So assuming that the average male has, between the reasonable ages of 18 and 38 sex around 1000 times maxiumum if they've very sexually active, and there are 3,477,829,638 males in the world, that means that around 300,000,000 of them are gay. That would mean that I would need to have gay sex 19,000 times per person, in order to make up for the lack of logical numbers. That would mean that I would have to have gay sex 5,700,000,000,000. That's 5.7 trillion times, and i'm only 22. So assuming I lost my virginity at 18, that's 4 years to have sex 5.7 trillion times. Somewhere, the math doesn't add up.
User avatar #30 - asmathiel (12/15/2014) [-]
And that's what is called busy weekend.
User avatar #22 - crampers (12/15/2014) [-]
wait why do you need to sex more to have 20k sex
User avatar #39 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/15/2014) [-]
because assuming average
#20 - liesbetold (12/15/2014) [-]
You really are a faggot. That post isn't even yours.
User avatar #21 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/15/2014) [-]
I just wrote this
#24 - friendofaf (12/15/2014) [-]
lmao fannakt is gay haha dank meemee XD
#87 - aww yiss  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Congrats on the sex +1
#147 - soopfox (12/12/2014) [-]
It's so SMOOOOTH!
User avatar #119 - joemoearigato (12/11/2014) [-]
Yooooo.
#129 - exlife (12/11/2014) [-]
박수빈 (Park Subin [Park is a family name]) from 달샤벳 (Dal☆Shabet).
Forget which performance, but the group was performing B.B.B. (Big Baby Baby).
#696 - I need to change my avatar to something more suitable for my nickname 12/11/2014 on Mods will suggest or draw... 0

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Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
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