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Consoles Owned: NES, Nintendo 64, Playstation 2, xbox 360
Video Games Played: Red dead redemption, Bioshock 1-2, Oblivion, Skyrim, Just cause 2, Pokemon, Mount and blade, Civilization 5, L4D1-2, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of chernobyl, Metro 2033/Last Light, Fallout 3/New vegas, GTA san andreas
Date Signed Up:7/15/2013
Last Login:5/28/2015
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#5 - ******* animu girls always bein boys.. 05/27/2015 on monica +4
#188 - y u do dis fj? y u gotta be signin me out? 05/27/2015 on Prove you don't have insomnia 0
#6 - dat second pic doe 05/13/2015 on Nice horse breeds mini comp 0
#89 - Well honestly I was hoping for more like ****** oc's, l… 05/13/2015 on This is crazy, but here's... 0
#84 - The lack of pony cringe in this comp both disgusts me and arou…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2015 on This is crazy, but here's... -1
User avatar #85 - joekerr (05/13/2015) [-]
lack of pony cringe

Did you not see the reenactment of a MLP-episode?
User avatar #89 - asick (05/13/2015) [-]
Well honestly I was hoping for more like shitty oc's, lards that talk over the actual show and poorly drawn horse porn.
the re-enactment thing was shit and not fap worthy
So yeah, I saw it, but it didn't get the heat going like I wanted
#139 - I'm not a brony either, but I'm happy to include horse licking… 05/13/2015 on Rekt +1
#159 - I would wear the **** outta that costume and let fat sw… 05/13/2015 on koth 0
#131 - >roll horse rules r rules ur a faggit now her…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Rekt 0
#138 - blueboysixnine (05/13/2015) [-]
Im in no way a brony, but there is something strangely erotic about this .gif
#139 - asick (05/13/2015) [-]
I'm not a brony either, but I'm happy to include horse licking to my list of strange erotics.
#45 - >The gardevoir you raised becomes your mistress 05/11/2015 on Pokemon comp +26
#239 - This story isn't related to the video but it got me thinking a… 05/04/2015 on My Dad is a Liar +1

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#34 - kingpinkie (10/29/2014) [-]
No rarara all day..?
#36 to #34 - asick (11/11/2014) [-]
I did it..
I found my way out of the nu11
I'm just so sorry that it had to be so long...
#37 to #36 - kingpinkie (11/11/2014) [-]
HEEEEEEEYYYYY! *tackle hugs* you're back! You where gone soooo long
Like....sososossosossooooooooo soooo sooooooooo long! I thought marshmallow was gone for good....
Nu11? Null? Wat
I was about to go to bed....you wouldn't mind would you?
#38 to #37 - asick (11/11/2014) [-]
nu11 took over my fj, I couldn't read all the wonderful posts of yours, it wouldn't let me post or anything..
It said that I was nu11.

But after a near month I'm glad to see you again, I nearly thought I was gone for good too.
But it's not important, what is important is that my cute lil cotton wad gets all the rest shes needs.
I have a pillow for the both of us too.~
#41 to #38 - kingpinkie (11/11/2014) [-]
Hmmph.....stupid nu11....taking away my squishy from me....

But that is important! Very very very important!....because you're back
And I missed you...*wraps my hooves around you and squeezes you tightly* ...alot
Cause you're my special cuddly marshmallow<3 and.....other reasons!
#43 to #41 - asick (11/12/2014) [-]
*holding you tightly as well*
I missed you too, because your my pinkie pudding pop<3
Ohh?~ What are these other reasons darling?..~
#45 to #43 - kingpinkie (11/12/2014) [-]
What are the other reasons...*twiddles hooves* w-well you know!....*looks down and quickly back up* what's a cupcake without its frosting? Gaaahhh......that's not what I want to say.... uhm...uhhh.....
Mmm....*gently presses my nose against your and stares into your eyes! blushing slightly* I dunno how to say it...
#46 to #45 - asick (11/12/2014) [-]
I'm not much of a mind reader but I believe I know, darling.~
*Pressing closely against you, chests touching while our noses boop*
Does your tender little cupcake need some of my tasty rarara frosting?..~<3
#48 to #46 - kingpinkie (11/12/2014) [-]
I really hope you do!...c-cause I mean it...and I mean it alooott....*quickly pecks your nose and squeezes you tightly, softly whisper* my rarara....<3
*nods eagerly* mhmmm! A cupcake isn't complete without their frosting!
a-and this cupcake is only complete with your frosting...<3
#49 to #48 - asick (11/13/2014) [-]
My pinkpuddinpie...~
*kisses you gently, running a hoof down your side and along your flank*
Mhmm..~ I think I'm going to need a taste test of your little cupcake, to see how wonderful and moist it really is..~<3
#50 to #49 - kingpinkie (11/13/2014) [-]
*blushes heavily and tenses up at the feel of your hoof, tightening the hug as I press my snout into yours* h-hey!...do you want to....?
*blushes heavily and tenses up at the feel of your hoof, tightening the hug as I press my snout into yours* h-hey!...do you want to....?
#51 to #50 - asick (11/13/2014) [-]
*My hoof resting on your cutiemark*
Oh I want to darling..~ I just want to hear you say it first..~<3
User avatar #29 - solidderking (10/27/2014) [-]
i was wrong and you were right
#30 to #29 - asick (10/27/2014) [-]
You can't win em all.   
But you can sure as hell try.
You can't win em all.
But you can sure as hell try.
#31 to #30 - solidderking (10/27/2014) [-]
next time i will crush you under my feet, i swear that on my honor as German
#32 to #31 - asick (10/27/2014) [-]
And when you do, I will rise and roll over you like a wave of scarabs, then apologize, I swear that on my honour as a Russian/Canadian
FunFact: Canadians spell honour differently from American English.
User avatar #33 to #32 - solidderking (10/28/2014) [-]
well, i wouldn't mind a wave of scarabs, they cant a Leopard 2 A6 (but i get your point)
you write it like the British do
User avatar #35 to #33 - asick (11/11/2014) [-]
Mother's British, she got me saying tele instead of t.v.
Really late reply because I was nu11

User avatar #39 to #35 - solidderking (11/11/2014) [-]
i learned british english at first and i still like it more , but later when my teacher changed i started learning american english, and now i write american most of the time
User avatar #40 to #39 - asick (11/11/2014) [-]
I learned English growing up in Canada, but the second language I had to learn was horrible.
The teacher I had only taught French because it's Canada's second language, I wanted to learn German and a few other languages funnily enough, but they wouldn't due to "not enough funding"

User avatar #42 to #40 - solidderking (11/11/2014) [-]
i learned german as my first language and in class 4 i started learning english, but i wasnt really good in it. i always hat to repeat the 7 and 8 class because of it. then i doscoverd the internet and now im in the advanced level English course in class 13.
2.5 yeas ago i started learning Spanish, but im not really good. sometimes i am also able to read latin, even though noone teached it to me. in class 7 i had to learn french too, but i hated it....
User avatar #44 to #42 - asick (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah learning french was horrible, they made it a class you had to take.
Your classes sounded a lot different from mine, is it public education? or private schools?
The only schools we had were public, and they were real ****** ...
User avatar #47 to #44 - solidderking (11/12/2014) [-]
most schools in germany are public,like mind, but private schools have to teach the same thing as publich schools have to, the exams at the end of class 8, 10 and 13 are the same( 100% the same ), so they have to teach the same, just with more money
#2 to #1 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
When did you get here!?
I wasn't doing anything I swear.
#22 to #2 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
nope, if i was being lewd i would do something like tie you upside down to something convenient and shove all of my gaint futa cock down your throat smothering you with my cock and my balls and right before you run out of air i pull it out so you can take a breath or two then i shove it back in and throat **** you, and then after i throat **** you to the point where your about to pass out i would dump buckets of cum in your mouth almost drowining you in my hot thick stinking cum
#23 to #22 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
Please do something to me~
Oh please do something to me with that fat futa cock of yours, anything, just let me hold it with my lewd throat, I want you to coat my dirty throat with your hot yummy cum~<3
#24 to #23 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
hmmm, every well pervert but this isnt the best place to do it, do you have a skype or steam
#25 to #24 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
I have a steam, but I have to go now, don't worry, I'll probably be thinking of a fat futa cock down my throat all while I'm gone~
Just message me your ID, I'll add you~
#26 to #25 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
my skype name is aya, the entire time your gone imagine how my filthy futa cock smells like
#3 to #2 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
yep nothing lewd going on
#4 to #3 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
I'll have you know that I'm a responsible individual that would never act in such a crude way!   
 &gt;pic related to me
I'll have you know that I'm a responsible individual that would never act in such a crude way!
>pic related to me
#5 to #4 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
of course, so how are you doing today darling
#6 to #5 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm doing pretty good, even better since someone thought I was worthy of their visit.
How's your day going?
#7 to #6 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
my day is going alright darling, thank you for asking
#8 to #7 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't wish to sound rude but I must ask, what made you click on my profile and leave a comment?
Surely I'm not that famous around here.
#9 to #8 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
because reduce someone who normally is only effect by my teasing into a incoherent mess stuttering about forbidden fruits
#10 to #9 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
so i came to take a look for myself
#11 to #10 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
w-wait you wanted to reduce me to a mess, stuttering about forbidden fruits?
I swear it's not my fault, I just start to feel that way when I talk about dirty things...
#12 to #11 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
well that wasnt my plan but since your bringing it up~
oh~ it was well and truly your fault talking about thinking of and imagineing having your throat being used as a cock sleeve for a big thick stinking cock
#13 to #12 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
b-but no, it just...
okay, yes, there's nothing I want more than to be used like that, the way it would feel for thick cock to stretch my throat and throb violently in my mouth would be my greatest pleasure~
but it's not my fault, everyone gets me talking about it and then I can't stop
#14 to #13 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
its just what~

how lewd, someone who speaks so lewdly needs to have their mouth and throat cleaned out
#15 to #14 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
it's just that cock is so yummy, just the thought of its yummy stink and taste makes me get all up on the edge of my chair~
You wouldn't be saying that you want to clean my throat out are you?
#16 to #15 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how perverted,
oh i would never saying anything lewd like that, though perhaps for someone who is lewd it would suit them better to be tied up underneith someones desk so you cant move and whenever someone happens to use the desk they can just shove their long hard filthy unwashed cock down your throat and just leave it inside of you while they do other things
#17 to #16 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
I honestly love the way that sounds~
But if that's what I get than my throat wont be clean, shouldn't someone pure clean my throat out? maybe with their clean, beautiful cock?
May I ask if you have a clean, beautiful cock?~<3
#18 to #17 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
how unbelievably lewd
it would be clean, because youd clean it with your tongue of course
unless you count a strap on no i do not, i have the other set of equipment
#19 to #18 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
You're a meany~
You got me thinking about being a cock cleaner and cock sock to thick juicy dicks~
I've started panting again~<3
#20 to #19 - hellscythe (07/24/2014) [-]
nyope, not at all your simply lewd
how lewd of you
i suppose for someone as perverted as you i can play the part of a futa and have a little fun with you
#21 to #20 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
But wouldn't that mean you're acting lewd too?~
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