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#14 - I am upset and can't do anything to quell my anger for you  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Animals that feel good +2
#15 - anotheroneonearth (01/21/2015) [-]
#10 - it feel real good  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Animals that feel good +5
#13 - anotheroneonearth (01/21/2015) [-]
now you feel nothing
#14 - asick (01/21/2015) [-]
I am upset and can't do anything to quell my anger for you
#15 - anotheroneonearth (01/21/2015) [-]
#16 - sooo.. whens my null11 thing gonna be done with? I can't e… 01/21/2015 on God-tier 4chan posts 0
#17 - Reminds me of the time I went to the airport dressed in a rain… 01/08/2015 on title 0
#144 - >Molestia >cringe comp u dun goofed 01/08/2015 on Cringe Comp - WhyDoIDoThis -2
#62 - I realize that senseless killing is wrong and further reverses…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2015 on Terrorism in France +5
#116 - Naimzorz (01/08/2015) [-]
You're talking as if the West hasn't been slaughtering Muslims for decades
User avatar #114 - killthebilly (01/08/2015) [-]
The only problem with that logic (and i like your logic, nothing there) is that the most deaths at the hands of ISIS is actually muslims. They don't care for nothing or nobody, they just wanna see the world burn and people who don't fit their stupid ideals 100% dead.
#108 - anonymous (01/08/2015) [-]
arent their civilians already getting killed. its already happening bombs dropped. they are killing their own people too.
User avatar #100 - ilikewaterham (01/08/2015) [-]
if you want peace prepare for war
User avatar #94 - elbrysobrony (01/08/2015) [-]
"As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy."

Something like that, right?
#1 - Don't eat too much.. 01/04/2015 on Delicious Rainbow Cake 0
#171 - Canada, I believe it's a racist hate crime to question the hol…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on PLEASE let this be true! 0
#172 - dehumanizer (01/04/2015) [-]
kek
#77 - Too bad I can't express my concerns surrounding the jews where…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2015 on PLEASE let this be true! 0
#143 - dehumanizer (01/03/2015) [-]
Germany/Austria?
#171 - asick (01/04/2015) [-]
Canada, I believe it's a racist hate crime to question the holocaust here.
I also heard that we technically don't have freedom of speech either, something along the lines of the government being able to interfere with speech that they deem unacceptable.
Probably not as bad as in Germany, but still annoying nonetheless.
#172 - dehumanizer (01/04/2015) [-]
kek
#100 - spamzor (01/03/2015) [-]
HAH. The general russian populace may be more free to some extent, but the higher circles all dance to the political flute of bullshit.
#70 - I'm an open minded person, I'll keep an eye on your claims. …  [+] (30 new replies) 01/03/2015 on PLEASE let this be true! +1
User avatar #91 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2015) [-]
I only thumbed him down to keep him at a neutral state.
#144 - dehumanizer (01/03/2015) [-]
#86 - Rei (01/03/2015) [-]
The extent of the holocaust is greatly exaggerated at the very least. Conditions would have been about the same for POW's captured by The Empire of Japan.
User avatar #92 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2015) [-]
Well, it wouldn't have been exaggerated TOO much.
The fatality record of Jews also included non-jews of Jewish descent, people suspected of being jewish, people suspected of being of jewish descent, and political opponents accused of being jewish just so small politicians supporting Hitler's cause would have no competition.
And POW's captured by japan would have been brutally murdered within days, as opposed to slowly having their soul ripped out as they died from exhaustion and disease over a period of weeks.
Also, Rape of Nanking. Not exactly Japan's shining moment.
User avatar #96 - Rei (01/03/2015) [-]
"And POW's captured by japan would have been brutally murdered within days, as opposed to slowly having their soul ripped out as they died from exhaustion and disease over a period of weeks. " is false.

Yes many where tortured and killed, but they weren't murdered within days, such as proven by the "Bataan Death March".
User avatar #98 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2015) [-]
I was referring to the Rape of Nanking. Where thousands were killed in about 6 weeks, so yeah, it was longer than I thought, but still. That many people in that short amount of time. You don't see Japan saying shit about that.
When the Japs wanted people dead, they made it personal, which was pretty fucking brutal.
But the professional detachment shown by the Nazis made it all the more chilling to think about.
It's completely flipped now. The Japanese don't give a shit what happened back then, the Germans passionately oppose and apologize for a past none of them had a part in.
#145 - dehumanizer (01/03/2015) [-]
thats because germans didnt actualy have gassing or soap factories or lampshade manufacturies
User avatar #148 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2015) [-]
Gassing, yes, their own records show experimentation, tweaking the final product, manufacturing, and shipping to the separate camps. The soap and lampshade bits are little more than creepypasta.
#150 - dehumanizer (01/03/2015) [-]
The whole holohoax is a creepy pasta propaganda story. Supported by both the west and the east because it serves their needs.
User avatar #152 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2015) [-]
You'd think I'd have learned by now to ignore shitposters.
#155 - dehumanizer (01/03/2015) [-]
Yes holocaust supporters are litteraly the biggest shitposters, that thing hs more holes than [insert clever pun here].
User avatar #157 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2015) [-]
Two can play at this game.
Israel never bombed gaza, that's a photoshopped sinkhole.
#159 - dehumanizer (01/03/2015) [-]
whoa all this damage control

are you autistic?
User avatar #161 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2015) [-]
So when you make up complete bullshit and call it fact, it's ok, but when I do it, I'm autistic?
You're on the next level of dumbshit.
#163 - dehumanizer (01/03/2015) [-]
prove the holocaust happened, i dont deny they were camps and that enemies of the state were put in them but the whole 6 milion and death camps thing is a lie

Also why do you bother defending the holocasut? If it really did happen then why would my opinion on it matter?
User avatar #164 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2015) [-]
It may or may not have been 6 million, but it was up there.
And this is the internet, really, I'm arguing out of boredom so I don't go so far through content that I have nothing left to look at in an hour or so.
#169 - dehumanizer (01/03/2015) [-]
It may or may not have been 20 milion but its up there.
User avatar #95 - Rei (01/03/2015) [-]
About 2.9 million Jews lived in Occupied Europe during World War 2, the claimed number of Jews killed is 6 million (Not as a result of war, but by murder from the Germans), many Jews escaped Occupied Europe, and/or forced to work in Concentration Camps. The numbers just don't add up, and numerous photographic examples of Germans killing jews have been found to be forgeries.

I have no doubt that Jews were executed, starved, and forced to work. But the extent claimed is extravagantly more than what the facts say.
User avatar #97 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2015) [-]
Considering there were 4.5 million Jews in Germany when it became known as the Third Reich, your numbers are a little off.
Then they had "friendly" countries send their jewish population into their camps to prevent "accidental blitzkrieg".
Yes, I'm sure the numbers are closer to mid-high 5 million, and there were certainly non-jewish prisoners in the camps, but it couldn't have been too embellished.
Now, at this point the pity can stop and the police state of Israel can shut the fuck up, and stop using offense as their primary defense.
#146 - dehumanizer (01/03/2015) [-]
all of the evidence from before ww2 shows you are wrong, after it the numbers "mysteriously" increased
User avatar #151 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2015) [-]
>One strip of paper
>Horribly formated and aligned
Doubtful a german made that, even more doubtful that it would contain significant information and still be poorly aligned.
#154 - dehumanizer (01/03/2015) [-]
its just an example of semi realistic numbers but even those seem to high
User avatar #156 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2015) [-]
>Type up word document using barely legibly font
>Print on receipt paper
>stick it on a humidifier going full blast for an hour or so
>blow dry
>rinse and repeat until desired effect achieved
>claim it completely disproves a major historical tragedy
Come on, a paper that old and it's still white as new?
That's 32 flavors of bullshit and you know it.
#158 - dehumanizer (01/03/2015) [-]
funny, thats the same way they came up with the 6 milion number
#75 - dehumanizer (01/03/2015) [-]
Yids are just butthurt.
#77 - asick (01/03/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't express my concerns surrounding the jews where I'm from..
Fuck it, I'll move to Russia, no nwo shit gonna fuck with Putin
#143 - dehumanizer (01/03/2015) [-]
Germany/Austria?
#171 - asick (01/04/2015) [-]
Canada, I believe it's a racist hate crime to question the holocaust here.
I also heard that we technically don't have freedom of speech either, something along the lines of the government being able to interfere with speech that they deem unacceptable.
Probably not as bad as in Germany, but still annoying nonetheless.
#172 - dehumanizer (01/04/2015) [-]
kek
#100 - spamzor (01/03/2015) [-]
HAH. The general russian populace may be more free to some extent, but the higher circles all dance to the political flute of bullshit.
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#34 - kingpinkie ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
No rarara all day..?
#36 to #34 - asick (11/11/2014) [-]
I did it..
I found my way out of the nu11
I'm just so sorry that it had to be so long...
#37 to #36 - kingpinkie ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
HEEEEEEEYYYYY! *tackle hugs* you're back! You where gone soooo long
Like....sososossosossooooooooo soooo sooooooooo long! I thought marshmallow was gone for good....
Nu11? Null? Wat
I was about to go to bed....you wouldn't mind would you?
#38 to #37 - asick (11/11/2014) [-]
nu11 took over my fj, I couldn't read all the wonderful posts of yours, it wouldn't let me post or anything..
It said that I was nu11.

But after a near month I'm glad to see you again, I nearly thought I was gone for good too.
But it's not important, what is important is that my cute lil cotton wad gets all the rest shes needs.
I have a pillow for the both of us too.~
#41 to #38 - kingpinkie ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Hmmph.....stupid nu11....taking away my squishy from me....

But that is important! Very very very important!....because you're back
And I missed you...*wraps my hooves around you and squeezes you tightly* ...alot
Cause you're my special cuddly marshmallow<3 and.....other reasons!
#43 to #41 - asick (11/12/2014) [-]
*holding you tightly as well*
I missed you too, because your my pinkie pudding pop<3
Ohh?~ What are these other reasons darling?..~
#45 to #43 - kingpinkie ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
What are the other reasons...*twiddles hooves* w-well you know!....*looks down and quickly back up* what's a cupcake without its frosting? Gaaahhh......that's not what I want to say.... uhm...uhhh.....
Mmm....*gently presses my nose against your and stares into your eyes! blushing slightly* I dunno how to say it...
#46 to #45 - asick (11/12/2014) [-]
I'm not much of a mind reader but I believe I know, darling.~
*Pressing closely against you, chests touching while our noses boop*
Does your tender little cupcake need some of my tasty rarara frosting?..~<3
#48 to #46 - kingpinkie ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
I really hope you do!...c-cause I mean it...and I mean it alooott....*quickly pecks your nose and squeezes you tightly, softly whisper* my rarara....<3
*nods eagerly* mhmmm! A cupcake isn't complete without their frosting!
a-and this cupcake is only complete with your frosting...<3
#49 to #48 - asick (11/13/2014) [-]
My pinkpuddinpie...~
*kisses you gently, running a hoof down your side and along your flank*
Mhmm..~ I think I'm going to need a taste test of your little cupcake, to see how wonderful and moist it really is..~<3
#50 to #49 - kingpinkie ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
*blushes heavily and tenses up at the feel of your hoof, tightening the hug as I press my snout into yours* h-hey!...do you want to....?
*blushes heavily and tenses up at the feel of your hoof, tightening the hug as I press my snout into yours* h-hey!...do you want to....?
#51 to #50 - asick (11/13/2014) [-]
*My hoof resting on your cutiemark*
Oh I want to darling..~ I just want to hear you say it first..~<3
User avatar #29 - solidderking (10/27/2014) [-]
i was wrong and you were right
#30 to #29 - asick (10/27/2014) [-]
Hey.   
You can't win em all.   
But you can sure as hell try.
Hey.
You can't win em all.
But you can sure as hell try.
#31 to #30 - solidderking (10/27/2014) [-]
next time i will crush you under my feet, i swear that on my honor as German
#32 to #31 - asick (10/27/2014) [-]
And when you do, I will rise and roll over you like a wave of scarabs, then apologize, I swear that on my honour as a Russian/Canadian
FunFact: Canadians spell honour differently from American English.
User avatar #33 to #32 - solidderking (10/28/2014) [-]
well, i wouldn't mind a wave of scarabs, they cant a Leopard 2 A6 (but i get your point)
you write it like the British do
User avatar #35 to #33 - asick (11/11/2014) [-]
Mother's British, she got me saying tele instead of t.v.
Really late reply because I was nu11

User avatar #39 to #35 - solidderking (11/11/2014) [-]
i learned british english at first and i still like it more , but later when my teacher changed i started learning american english, and now i write american most of the time
User avatar #40 to #39 - asick (11/11/2014) [-]
I learned English growing up in Canada, but the second language I had to learn was horrible.
The teacher I had only taught French because it's Canada's second language, I wanted to learn German and a few other languages funnily enough, but they wouldn't due to "not enough funding"

User avatar #42 to #40 - solidderking (11/11/2014) [-]
i learned german as my first language and in class 4 i started learning english, but i wasnt really good in it. i always hat to repeat the 7 and 8 class because of it. then i doscoverd the internet and now im in the advanced level English course in class 13.
2.5 yeas ago i started learning Spanish, but im not really good. sometimes i am also able to read latin, even though noone teached it to me. in class 7 i had to learn french too, but i hated it....
User avatar #44 to #42 - asick (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah learning french was horrible, they made it a class you had to take.
Your classes sounded a lot different from mine, is it public education? or private schools?
The only schools we had were public, and they were real ****** ...
User avatar #47 to #44 - solidderking (11/12/2014) [-]
most schools in germany are public,like mind, but private schools have to teach the same thing as publich schools have to, the exams at the end of class 8, 10 and 13 are the same( 100% the same ), so they have to teach the same, just with more money
#28 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
#27 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
poke
#1 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
#2 to #1 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
When did you get here!?
I wasn't doing anything I swear.
#22 to #2 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
nope, if i was being lewd i would do something like tie you upside down to something convenient and shove all of my gaint futa cock down your throat smothering you with my cock and my balls and right before you run out of air i pull it out so you can take a breath or two then i shove it back in and throat **** you, and then after i throat **** you to the point where your about to pass out i would dump buckets of cum in your mouth almost drowining you in my hot thick stinking cum
#23 to #22 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
Please do something to me~
Oh please do something to me with that fat futa cock of yours, anything, just let me hold it with my lewd throat, I want you to coat my dirty throat with your hot yummy cum~<3
#24 to #23 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
hmmm, every well pervert but this isnt the best place to do it, do you have a skype or steam
#25 to #24 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
I have a steam, but I have to go now, don't worry, I'll probably be thinking of a fat futa cock down my throat all while I'm gone~
Just message me your ID, I'll add you~
#26 to #25 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
my skype name is aya, the entire time your gone imagine how my filthy futa cock smells like
#3 to #2 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
yep nothing lewd going on
#4 to #3 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
I'll have you know that I'm a responsible individual that would never act in such a crude way!   
 &gt;pic related to me
I'll have you know that I'm a responsible individual that would never act in such a crude way!
>pic related to me
#5 to #4 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
of course, so how are you doing today darling
#6 to #5 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm doing pretty good, even better since someone thought I was worthy of their visit.
How's your day going?
#7 to #6 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
my day is going alright darling, thank you for asking
#8 to #7 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't wish to sound rude but I must ask, what made you click on my profile and leave a comment?
Surely I'm not that famous around here.
#9 to #8 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
because reduce someone who normally is only effect by my teasing into a incoherent mess stuttering about forbidden fruits
#10 to #9 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
so i came to take a look for myself
#11 to #10 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
w-wait you wanted to reduce me to a mess, stuttering about forbidden fruits?
I swear it's not my fault, I just start to feel that way when I talk about dirty things...
#12 to #11 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
well that wasnt my plan but since your bringing it up~
oh~ it was well and truly your fault talking about thinking of and imagineing having your throat being used as a cock sleeve for a big thick stinking cock
#13 to #12 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
b-but no, it just...
okay, yes, there's nothing I want more than to be used like that, the way it would feel for thick cock to stretch my throat and throb violently in my mouth would be my greatest pleasure~
but it's not my fault, everyone gets me talking about it and then I can't stop
#14 to #13 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
its just what~

how lewd, someone who speaks so lewdly needs to have their mouth and throat cleaned out
#15 to #14 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
it's just that cock is so yummy, just the thought of its yummy stink and taste makes me get all up on the edge of my chair~
You wouldn't be saying that you want to clean my throat out are you?
#16 to #15 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
how perverted,
oh i would never saying anything lewd like that, though perhaps for someone who is lewd it would suit them better to be tied up underneith someones desk so you cant move and whenever someone happens to use the desk they can just shove their long hard filthy unwashed cock down your throat and just leave it inside of you while they do other things
#17 to #16 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
I honestly love the way that sounds~
But if that's what I get than my throat wont be clean, shouldn't someone pure clean my throat out? maybe with their clean, beautiful cock?
May I ask if you have a clean, beautiful cock?~<3
#18 to #17 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
how unbelievably lewd
it would be clean, because youd clean it with your tongue of course
unless you count a strap on no i do not, i have the other set of equipment
#19 to #18 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
You're a meany~
You got me thinking about being a cock cleaner and cock sock to thick juicy dicks~
I've started panting again~<3
#20 to #19 - hellscythe ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
nyope, not at all your simply lewd
how lewd of you
i suppose for someone as perverted as you i can play the part of a futa and have a little fun with you
#21 to #20 - asick (07/24/2014) [-]
But wouldn't that mean you're acting lewd too?~
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