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ashketchup

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
Location:Amurica
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latest user's comments

#580 - Picture 03/06/2015 on vocaroo thread 0
#579 - Fag rhymes with dinnerbag, you slut  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on vocaroo thread 0
#686 - dinnerbag (15 hours ago) [-]
But everyone calls him a fag, so why can't I?

Ashketchup rhymes with hugefuckup
#1 - this is pretty great. cause I'm first  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2015 on YOU HAD ONE JOB +1
#4 - sonatadusk (03/05/2015) [-]
#2 - Zyklone (03/05/2015) [-]
#2153 - Woo! Thanks for the tips 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... 0
#2142 - yep, I probably wouldn't ever wear it in public lol 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... 0
#1613 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... 0
User avatar #2139 - arikel (03/03/2015) [-]
Looks too douchey.
User avatar #2142 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
yep, I probably wouldn't ever wear it in public lol
#1609 - Okay so my hair was too long for it lol, but I had fun with it…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... 0
User avatar #2146 - arikel (03/03/2015) [-]
Yep, too long, but I think I was right, on the right track definitely, cut it about 2/3 or 3/5 of what it is now, and spike it up. Just make sure you don't use too much gel/mouse or whatever you're using, nobody likes to look at someone whose hair looks like a cow just licked it.

Still though, I think it looks much better than your first pic.
User avatar #2153 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
Woo! Thanks for the tips
#1512 - I don't work today, i can go try this right now if you're inte…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... 0
User avatar #1516 - arikel (03/03/2015) [-]
I would be, yes, but I think your top patch is too long, though if you're gonna try it, post pics bruh, I'mma give you my 2 cents on it.
#1613 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #2139 - arikel (03/03/2015) [-]
Looks too douchey.
User avatar #2142 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
yep, I probably wouldn't ever wear it in public lol
#1609 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
Okay so my hair was too long for it lol, but I had fun with it and took some pictures (disregard the big unattractive guy in the pictures )
User avatar #2146 - arikel (03/03/2015) [-]
Yep, too long, but I think I was right, on the right track definitely, cut it about 2/3 or 3/5 of what it is now, and spike it up. Just make sure you don't use too much gel/mouse or whatever you're using, nobody likes to look at someone whose hair looks like a cow just licked it.

Still though, I think it looks much better than your first pic.
User avatar #2153 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
Woo! Thanks for the tips
#1498 - Thanks! I've always had trouble with my hair lol, I can't find…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... 0
User avatar #1506 - arikel (03/03/2015) [-]
Dunno where you live, but if a 90's spike is socially acceptable, I think it'd fit.

This shit. www.mens-hairstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Leonardo-Dicaprio-Haircut.jpg
User avatar #1512 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
I don't work today, i can go try this right now if you're interested in the result
User avatar #1516 - arikel (03/03/2015) [-]
I would be, yes, but I think your top patch is too long, though if you're gonna try it, post pics bruh, I'mma give you my 2 cents on it.
#1613 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #2139 - arikel (03/03/2015) [-]
Looks too douchey.
User avatar #2142 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
yep, I probably wouldn't ever wear it in public lol
#1609 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
Okay so my hair was too long for it lol, but I had fun with it and took some pictures (disregard the big unattractive guy in the pictures )
User avatar #2146 - arikel (03/03/2015) [-]
Yep, too long, but I think I was right, on the right track definitely, cut it about 2/3 or 3/5 of what it is now, and spike it up. Just make sure you don't use too much gel/mouse or whatever you're using, nobody likes to look at someone whose hair looks like a cow just licked it.

Still though, I think it looks much better than your first pic.
User avatar #2153 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
Woo! Thanks for the tips
#1431 - I'm Wayne 6'4 I got a raise at work, I guess...  [+] (11 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... 0
User avatar #1485 - arikel (03/03/2015) [-]
Pretty eyes. Ur hair's meh tho, change it up imo.
User avatar #1498 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
Thanks! I've always had trouble with my hair lol, I can't find it's final form
User avatar #1506 - arikel (03/03/2015) [-]
Dunno where you live, but if a 90's spike is socially acceptable, I think it'd fit.

This shit. www.mens-hairstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Leonardo-Dicaprio-Haircut.jpg
User avatar #1512 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
I don't work today, i can go try this right now if you're interested in the result
User avatar #1516 - arikel (03/03/2015) [-]
I would be, yes, but I think your top patch is too long, though if you're gonna try it, post pics bruh, I'mma give you my 2 cents on it.
#1613 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #2139 - arikel (03/03/2015) [-]
Looks too douchey.
User avatar #2142 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
yep, I probably wouldn't ever wear it in public lol
#1609 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
Okay so my hair was too long for it lol, but I had fun with it and took some pictures (disregard the big unattractive guy in the pictures )
User avatar #2146 - arikel (03/03/2015) [-]
Yep, too long, but I think I was right, on the right track definitely, cut it about 2/3 or 3/5 of what it is now, and spike it up. Just make sure you don't use too much gel/mouse or whatever you're using, nobody likes to look at someone whose hair looks like a cow just licked it.

Still though, I think it looks much better than your first pic.
User avatar #2153 - ashketchup (03/03/2015) [-]
Woo! Thanks for the tips

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#12 - slayzo (02/20/2015) [-]
Arkansans unite, I guess.
User avatar #13 to #12 - ashketchup (02/20/2015) [-]
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