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| #4727 - She did complement me on how she feels safe with me so I guess… [+] (7 new replies) | 08/07/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... | 0 |
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| #4725 - Thanks for the advice. We do talk via Facebook everyday but it… [+] (9 new replies) | 08/07/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... | 0 |
| Try taking your gf to a movie. Try to be passive-sexual (if that makes sense). My girlfriend and I are going through kind of the same thing, even though like a month ago she was fucking crazy for me, than I started texting her more often, I realize that the more that you let girls in, the further away that they get. It's like they make it a personal goal to try to get to your emotional side, but as men if we show that, it makes us look week (they won't admit it, but I've noticed that that's when they start pushing away, from me at least). Open up a little, but never all the way, it makes you look emotionally unstable, and they want someone who's strong willed and a shoulder to cry on when shit goes sour. She did complement me on how she feels safe with me so I guess that's a plus. The thing is though, we can barely ever go out together. And when we do, we have to do it as a group. I'm also tired of asking when we can hang out. At least she goes to my school but I don't want our relationship to go south before that. | ||
| #4720 - I also just re-read that and I am sorry for all those English … | 08/07/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... | 0 |
| #4719 - I am doing a lot better than yesterday though. I basically hav… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/07/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... | -1 |
| Working out relieves my stress (that's just me). If that doesn't work, try smoking weed (I know that a lot of people on the Fitness Boards would go ape-shit over promoting drugs, but fuck 'em, that's what works for me). Try just taking a day to relax, lay down, watch T.V., shit like that. Take a long shower while listening to chill-music. If that doesn't work than look up your favorite comedian on Pandora (mines Louis C.K.). | ||
| #4718 - I honestly don't even know. I guess the main things are that I… [+] (12 new replies) | 08/07/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... | 0 |
| Sometimes doing nothing isn't really all that bad, it gives you time to yourself. Relationships will always be complicated, but if she's not doing her part, than that's not a real relationship. Both people have to do their part, or else it's not going to work out. Try texting her, and get her to call you, if that doesn't work, than ignore her for a little (don't be a douche about it), but make it apparent that you're ignoring her (girls go ape crazy for that shit, idk why). After a couple days, start texting her, get her to open up to you. And about the workout. You don't have to workout, it's a more like a life style, for me, it helps relieve stress and promotes confidence. Sometimes you just gotta do it to get yourself in that state of mind. Best of luck (if that helped at all). Thanks for the advice. We do talk via Facebook everyday but it feels more like friendly talk more than "gf/bf" talk lately. I do like time to myself, but I am so sick and tired of staying at home. My brother and best friend are both probably busy so I don't think we can hang out any time soon. My best friend is also dating my gf's sister and I am jelous of the time they can spend together whilst we cannot. Try taking your gf to a movie. Try to be passive-sexual (if that makes sense). My girlfriend and I are going through kind of the same thing, even though like a month ago she was fucking crazy for me, than I started texting her more often, I realize that the more that you let girls in, the further away that they get. It's like they make it a personal goal to try to get to your emotional side, but as men if we show that, it makes us look week (they won't admit it, but I've noticed that that's when they start pushing away, from me at least). Open up a little, but never all the way, it makes you look emotionally unstable, and they want someone who's strong willed and a shoulder to cry on when shit goes sour. She did complement me on how she feels safe with me so I guess that's a plus. The thing is though, we can barely ever go out together. And when we do, we have to do it as a group. I'm also tired of asking when we can hang out. At least she goes to my school but I don't want our relationship to go south before that. | ||
| #232 - I hate feminists who think they deserve more than men. I'm all… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/07/2012 on Equality | +4 |
| It is women like this that make a lot of people think all women are like this it pisses me off | ||
| #4705 - >tfw too depressed to workout, eat, and tired [+] (19 new replies) | 08/07/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... | -2 |
| Working out relieves my stress (that's just me). If that doesn't work, try smoking weed (I know that a lot of people on the Fitness Boards would go ape-shit over promoting drugs, but fuck 'em, that's what works for me). Try just taking a day to relax, lay down, watch T.V., shit like that. Take a long shower while listening to chill-music. If that doesn't work than look up your favorite comedian on Pandora (mines Louis C.K.). I honestly don't even know. I guess the main things are that I am stuck in a rut because of summer. I literally do nothing all day. I was working out everyday for a bit less than a week so I guess yesterday could have been my 'rest' day. I have no games to play. The second this is: I don't know what to do in a relationship. This is my first relationship and I am 17 years old. We broke up after 3 weeks and then got back together after 2. I don't know why we even broke up to begin with, and I'm afraid it will happen again. We also can't hang out too often even though we live fairly close (20-30 min away?) I don't know if she has the same feelings as I have for her. I like her a lot. Is there anything I'm doing wrong? Right? I know they seem like petty teen problems, but they have been taking a toll on me for some reason. Thanks for your concern. Sometimes doing nothing isn't really all that bad, it gives you time to yourself. Relationships will always be complicated, but if she's not doing her part, than that's not a real relationship. Both people have to do their part, or else it's not going to work out. Try texting her, and get her to call you, if that doesn't work, than ignore her for a little (don't be a douche about it), but make it apparent that you're ignoring her (girls go ape crazy for that shit, idk why). After a couple days, start texting her, get her to open up to you. And about the workout. You don't have to workout, it's a more like a life style, for me, it helps relieve stress and promotes confidence. Sometimes you just gotta do it to get yourself in that state of mind. Best of luck (if that helped at all). Thanks for the advice. We do talk via Facebook everyday but it feels more like friendly talk more than "gf/bf" talk lately. I do like time to myself, but I am so sick and tired of staying at home. My brother and best friend are both probably busy so I don't think we can hang out any time soon. My best friend is also dating my gf's sister and I am jelous of the time they can spend together whilst we cannot. Try taking your gf to a movie. Try to be passive-sexual (if that makes sense). My girlfriend and I are going through kind of the same thing, even though like a month ago she was fucking crazy for me, than I started texting her more often, I realize that the more that you let girls in, the further away that they get. It's like they make it a personal goal to try to get to your emotional side, but as men if we show that, it makes us look week (they won't admit it, but I've noticed that that's when they start pushing away, from me at least). Open up a little, but never all the way, it makes you look emotionally unstable, and they want someone who's strong willed and a shoulder to cry on when shit goes sour. She did complement me on how she feels safe with me so I guess that's a plus. The thing is though, we can barely ever go out together. And when we do, we have to do it as a group. I'm also tired of asking when we can hang out. At least she goes to my school but I don't want our relationship to go south before that. | ||
| #18580 - Alright so the way I see it, you have 3 options for bicycling:… | 08/07/2012 on Advice - love advice,... | +1 |
| #30 - OP is quite literally a faggot. [+] (2 new replies) | 08/07/2012 on Omegle | 0 |
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| #18545 - Can you do Bicycling? Or would that also be a problem? [+] (2 new replies) | 08/07/2012 on Advice - love advice,... | +1 |
| #18538 - Swimming or running are good cardio. You can try that if you'd like. [+] (4 new replies) | 08/07/2012 on Advice - love advice,... | +1 |
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| #18535 - Yeah I think he is in the wrong, but what kind of things was h… | 08/07/2012 on Advice - love advice,... | +2 |
| #45 - "You have a great taste in music." Fuck you… | 08/05/2012 on Depressants | +1 |
| #718 - Lol, and the sad part is, he is my best friend. I'm just gonna… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/05/2012 on blartonfairweather's profile | 0 |
| Oh, wow, bummer :/ that sucks big time D: But ya, it's probably best to put it all behind you...for now ;) and just go on while things are still good and jolly :D | ||
| #716 - They pressured her because we were going "too fast".… [+] (3 new replies) | 08/05/2012 on blartonfairweather's profile | 0 |
| Oh, haha quoting songs now, is she? But that is sweet c:haha jkjk and oh wow they sound like really nice people! (not really) And hmm, maybe you should get your friend to break up with your girl's sister! That oughta show them! haha ;D little payback... Oh, wow, bummer :/ that sucks big time D: But ya, it's probably best to put it all behind you...for now ;) and just go on while things are still good and jolly :D | ||
| #715 - Yeah she said "You don't know what you have until it's go… [+] (4 new replies) | 08/05/2012 on blartonfairweather's profile | 0 |
| Oh, haha quoting songs now, is she? But that is sweet c:haha jkjk and oh wow they sound like really nice people! (not really) And hmm, maybe you should get your friend to break up with your girl's sister! That oughta show them! haha ;D little payback... Oh, wow, bummer :/ that sucks big time D: But ya, it's probably best to put it all behind you...for now ;) and just go on while things are still good and jolly :D | ||
| #42 - Picture | 08/05/2012 on Steve | 0 |
| #37 - lol [+] (3 new replies) | 08/05/2012 on Steve | 0 |
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| #713 - Yeah, I'm pretty happy, lol. Thanks. [+] (6 new replies) | 08/05/2012 on blartonfairweather's profile | 0 |
| Hahaha, no problem, man :D I really am happy for you :D congrats :D Hopefully she doesn't pull another stunt like that again tho! lol Oh, haha quoting songs now, is she? But that is sweet c:haha jkjk and oh wow they sound like really nice people! (not really) And hmm, maybe you should get your friend to break up with your girl's sister! That oughta show them! haha ;D little payback... Oh, wow, bummer :/ that sucks big time D: But ya, it's probably best to put it all behind you...for now ;) and just go on while things are still good and jolly :D | ||
| #705 - Hey bro, we got back together last night, lol. Yay. She said s… [+] (8 new replies) | 08/05/2012 on blartonfairweather's profile | 0 |
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blartonfairweather (08/05/2012) [-] Are you like super happy right now??? :D Hahaha, no problem, man :D I really am happy for you :D congrats :D Hopefully she doesn't pull another stunt like that again tho! lol Oh, haha quoting songs now, is she? But that is sweet c:haha jkjk and oh wow they sound like really nice people! (not really) And hmm, maybe you should get your friend to break up with your girl's sister! That oughta show them! haha ;D little payback... Oh, wow, bummer :/ that sucks big time D: But ya, it's probably best to put it all behind you...for now ;) and just go on while things are still good and jolly :D | ||
| #172 - Trying it now. | 08/04/2012 on As of now do you still get... | +18 |
| #49 - Jokes on them because they had to sit through looking at hundr… [+] (4 new replies) | 08/04/2012 on das gey | +28 |
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| #62 - Picture | 08/04/2012 on The Black Sacrament | +17 |
| #272 - **ascian rolls 60** Will we get back together? | 08/04/2012 on How about no | 0 |
| #270 - Will we get back together? | 08/04/2012 on How about no | 0 |
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Oh, well then. I I am filling it out as we speak!
And ya, when I went on it was really fun ^^ So I'll go back on.
And niceeee, I wish I could play...
My friend brought it over and it was actually really fun. I enjoyed it.
And ya, when I went on it was really fun ^^ So I'll go back on.
And niceeee, I wish I could play...
My friend brought it over and it was actually really fun. I enjoyed it.
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blartonfairweather (08/03/2012) [-]
No problem man :) And ya, I'm sure they were about you, sounded like they would be,
haha :)
And oh wow, ya we all take break ups hard, well atleast when you really love someone,
I may be too young too say that, but I understand ^^ And oh man, she said she made a
mistake? Dude she wants you back! I know it!
And where the fuck do you get these fucking comics?? Omg lol xD
haha :)
And oh wow, ya we all take break ups hard, well atleast when you really love someone,
I may be too young too say that, but I understand ^^ And oh man, she said she made a
mistake? Dude she wants you back! I know it!
And where the fuck do you get these fucking comics?? Omg lol xD
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blartonfairweather (08/03/2012) [-]
Eh, its like half and half, kinda, I have windows software and I can get games.
But I tested that game the Witcher and got a fatal error because something was missing
or some bullshit like that :/ and i tries L.A. Noire and that crashed after 3 minutes of
gameplay. So I'm afraid to buy Guild Wars and have it just crash after 2 minutes and
never play it again, ya know? Also i can only install one game at a time for some stupid
reason :c
But I tested that game the Witcher and got a fatal error because something was missing
or some bullshit like that :/ and i tries L.A. Noire and that crashed after 3 minutes of
gameplay. So I'm afraid to buy Guild Wars and have it just crash after 2 minutes and
never play it again, ya know? Also i can only install one game at a time for some stupid
reason :c
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blartonfairweather (08/03/2012) [-]
Ah, nice, nice, that is good :3 I betcha you'll be fucking jacked :D
And i just do abs and arms cuz well im a 14 year old and very skinny haha and wimpy
so im trying to build some muscle :D And i do around 1000 sit ups every day. it is really
showing, i can tell ya that much haha xD
And i just do abs and arms cuz well im a 14 year old and very skinny haha and wimpy
so im trying to build some muscle :D And i do around 1000 sit ups every day. it is really
showing, i can tell ya that much haha xD
Oh, lol did I say I was in my 20s? Sorry :/ im stupid :3 and ya i know haha
im just tired of no muscle, ya know, just get a small build at least :3 and yep I love
fruitss :D and ya i got dumbbells 10lbs each and a pull up machine thingy lol xD
What do you use? Anything special?
im just tired of no muscle, ya know, just get a small build at least :3 and yep I love
fruitss :D and ya i got dumbbells 10lbs each and a pull up machine thingy lol xD
What do you use? Anything special?
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ascian (08/03/2012) [-]
Nah you never said you were in your 20s, I just assumed so, lol. Dunno why.
Nothing special, I have two 20 lb dumbbells and I occasionally take a protein shake (depending how hard I worked out). I need a pull-up bar though, they are only like 20 bucks (the ones you put on your door). I used to go to my uncle's community gym, he lives like 5 minutes away, but then I stopped for some reason. I should start going again.
Nothing special, I have two 20 lb dumbbells and I occasionally take a protein shake (depending how hard I worked out). I need a pull-up bar though, they are only like 20 bucks (the ones you put on your door). I used to go to my uncle's community gym, he lives like 5 minutes away, but then I stopped for some reason. I should start going again.
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blartonfairweather (08/03/2012) [-]
Oh, haha lol alrighty then :D
Oh ya, ya. I have the pull up bar you put on your door too lol thats what i meant :3
And ya, gyms are nice but, idk, i dont really think ya need one to get your results, just
my opinion. And you just have to know what you're doing too.
Oh ya, ya. I have the pull up bar you put on your door too lol thats what i meant :3
And ya, gyms are nice but, idk, i dont really think ya need one to get your results, just
my opinion. And you just have to know what you're doing too.
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blartonfairweather (08/03/2012) [-]
Mhm, ya, they are mighty useful ill admit :3
But I just hate how sometimes I dont work out for like a day or 2 and then my abs
just like disappear for no reason...i dont even eat a lot...well i try not to. And then the
next day I have to work my ass off! Annoying...
But I just hate how sometimes I dont work out for like a day or 2 and then my abs
just like disappear for no reason...i dont even eat a lot...well i try not to. And then the
next day I have to work my ass off! Annoying...
She's been on vacation for 2 weeks so no I haven't talked to her. She should be coming back soon though. We may go see a movie with other friends, so that's good at least. Her sister and her basically say she still likes me but why did we break up then? Fucking women, man.
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blartonfairweather (08/03/2012) [-]
Dude, dude, dude. That is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!
If all goes according to plan, you should get her back anytime soon, cuz at least
thats what happened to me :D
When i got back with my gf she said she didn't know why she dumped me and that
she was stupid to do it! So you got this in the bag, man!
If all goes according to plan, you should get her back anytime soon, cuz at least
thats what happened to me :D
When i got back with my gf she said she didn't know why she dumped me and that
she was stupid to do it! So you got this in the bag, man!
Lol, I guess but shit's sorta ruined because we broke up. I hope we can go back to the way we were before it, you know?
This is one of the question/answer type thing from Facebook:
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? BITCH, WTf is you doing, i love you asshole ;__; fuckyou fuckyou fuckyou
Women.
This is one of the question/answer type thing from Facebook:
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? BITCH, WTf is you doing, i love you asshole ;__; fuckyou fuckyou fuckyou
Women.
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ascian (08/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, the question was about me, I'm positive. There were also other ones that blatantly hinted it out. And thanks, I hope we can get back together. The first week of the break up was tough, I was really fucking moody. Still am a bit, but I've come to terms with it. Her reasoning for breaking up was "We should start out as friends first and then work our way up to a relationship." I forgot I was dating a teenager. A week or so later she says, "I made a mistake." I'm assuming it was about the break up.
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blartonfairweather (07/17/2012) [-]
Aight, workout done. And yes I do play games :3
Many games lol :D
You have steam?
Many games lol :D
You have steam?
Oh sick, I shall add you :D My name is Farkwhad btw :)
And mhh, you got a nice stack of games there, buddy, not bad :)
and ya i have heard of Guild Wars 2 thats like all my friend talks
about he like orgasms over it...haha. Is it good? Cuz i dunno. And I want
G-Mod soooo badd like omgg.
And mhh, you got a nice stack of games there, buddy, not bad :)
and ya i have heard of Guild Wars 2 thats like all my friend talks
about he like orgasms over it...haha. Is it good? Cuz i dunno. And I want
G-Mod soooo badd like omgg.
Because when I wineskin I have to illegaly pirate windows software and
then the windows software takes up like half my harddrive
and makes my computer like rreeallyyy slow :( but ill look into it.
Also that is why i can't play skyrim anymore it fucks with my computer D:
then the windows software takes up like half my harddrive
and makes my computer like rreeallyyy slow :( but ill look into it.
Also that is why i can't play skyrim anymore it fucks with my computer D:
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blartonfairweather (07/15/2012) [-]
Hi, again, I need someone to talk to.
Cuz I'm bored a'f :(
Cuz I'm bored a'f :(
Yeah, my girlfriend out of nowhere said we should take it slow, and right before that (in the same day) we were having a great time. She also seems different when we chat, like less enthusiastic. We were also asking each other random questions like "What do you like most about me" and that's when she asked "Do you think we can take it slow?". She also said, "If something bad ever happened to us, could we still be friends?" She JUST said prior that something she likes about me is that fact that she feels not easily replaced. I just don't know what to do. This was late at night Sunday. Women are so confusing... If it makes a difference, we are both teenagers (her being a couple years younger than me).
Mhhh ya i had a similar problem with my girl, she broke up with me when
I least expected it and then a month later she come crying back to me wanting
me back...like what the fuck? I said yes, cuz i still liked her and felt bad. But you're
right bro women are the one thing I WILL NEVER be able to solve...ever...
But i think in your case you just gotta let it happen, ya know? If its not meant to be its not...I cant really help ay out much man then to take whats coming. Or maybe sit her down and ask her what is wrong, just confront her before something bad happens?
I least expected it and then a month later she come crying back to me wanting
me back...like what the fuck? I said yes, cuz i still liked her and felt bad. But you're
right bro women are the one thing I WILL NEVER be able to solve...ever...
But i think in your case you just gotta let it happen, ya know? If its not meant to be its not...I cant really help ay out much man then to take whats coming. Or maybe sit her down and ask her what is wrong, just confront her before something bad happens?
But what I don't get was on the SAME day, we were kissing/hugging and stuff and she went for the kisses/hugs half the time. Her reasoning for asking to take it slow was because she is my first girlfriend and didn't want me to get into the habit of taking it fast. Should I just try to see if it will blow over? Her ex even said that we are really good for each other. I just don't know what to do. I'm probably gonna talk to my friend who is dating her sister and see what he thinks. It's just this shit happened out of NOWHERE. There were no signs of us disconnecting or anything. For example, she used to greet me (via FB chat) with "BBY!!!" Which is sorta like a parody of baby (if it wasn't already obvious) but now she just says "hey". I know it may be something really insignificant but it's not what I'm used to at all. SHE was also the one to say "I love you" We haven't been dating for too long and she ALREADY said it. Like hot damn man, what is up with this girl.
Yaaa, I remember with my gf too we were all over each other on a date
and then next morning bam! She broke up with me ://
But I think with your case maybe you're not giving back enough
effection to her, like when she says BBY!! Or I love you, maybe you should be
the one to say it to her first from now on. Show her that you care about her. That should keep her in line. i think.
But you're right, again, girls are SSOOO damn unpredictable!!
and then next morning bam! She broke up with me ://
But I think with your case maybe you're not giving back enough
effection to her, like when she says BBY!! Or I love you, maybe you should be
the one to say it to her first from now on. Show her that you care about her. That should keep her in line. i think.
But you're right, again, girls are SSOOO damn unpredictable!!
I did say "I love you too" when we were leaving for the night, we embraced/kissed and we went on our way. I even gave her a bracelet (My mother got it as a souvenir from a vacation) and it had a little heart on it. She said that she would never take it off. And then this happens. I dunno. Thanks for listening though. Anything you wanna talk about?
Hmm, you seem to being doing fine with her...idk what to tell
ya man, its just who knows what goes through girls heads.
I'll tell ya this much. When my gf broke up with me I thought it was
something I did and I got worried and couldn't stop thinking about what i did wrong!
But when she wanted to get back together I asked her why she broke up with me
in the first place and she said she doesnt know and she was stupid or some shit like
that. and she even told me before we broke up that she needed some time. So
if she does break up with you, give it time, she may come back dude ya never
know :) And eh, not really, just felt like saying hi, cuz you're cool :)
ya man, its just who knows what goes through girls heads.
I'll tell ya this much. When my gf broke up with me I thought it was
something I did and I got worried and couldn't stop thinking about what i did wrong!
But when she wanted to get back together I asked her why she broke up with me
in the first place and she said she doesnt know and she was stupid or some shit like
that. and she even told me before we broke up that she needed some time. So
if she does break up with you, give it time, she may come back dude ya never
know :) And eh, not really, just felt like saying hi, cuz you're cool :)
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blartonfairweather (07/09/2012) [-]
Hey dude! Whats up? I noticed you had no friends so i am here to help!

