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#34 - Nope. Momentum would be added. It would go 120 instead.  [+] (16 new replies) 12/15/2014 on scienceeeee +7
User avatar #45 - sketchysketchist (12/15/2014) [-]
Holy balls, is that really how it works?
User avatar #46 - leonhardt (12/15/2014) [-]
Yep. The ball is fired at 60mph relative to the speed of the cannon.
So if the cannon is moving at 60mph in the direction it's shooting, then the ball will also be moving at 60mph, plus the additional 60mph when its fired.
User avatar #83 - tonkkax (12/15/2014) [-]
So if i fired a gun on the top of a train going at the speed of light, would the bullet go faster than speed of light?
#92 - noschool (12/15/2014) [-]
no cause technically you can't just combine velocities,there is a formula v=(v1+v2)/(1+((v1v2)/c^2)) so technically to find the velocity for a ball launched at 60mph on a truck going 60mph it'd be v=60+60/(1+60*60/670 616 629^2) because of special relativity. so it'd be going about 119.99936mph not 120mph. if you plug in the speed of light the new velocity is still the speed of light.
670 616 629+10/(1+670 616 629*10/670 616 629^2)=v
670 616 629=v
User avatar #84 - leonhardt (12/15/2014) [-]
Well you're already going the speed of light which is impossible, so sure.
#105 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
Its not Impossible to go by the speed of light of course, light goes at the speed of light
User avatar #85 - tonkkax (12/15/2014) [-]
Why can't material objects go at the speed of light anyway? Does it make atoms break apart?
User avatar #98 - onlyanonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
plus the faster they go the heavier they get so they would tear a hole through the universe as it reached the speed of light
User avatar #86 - leonhardt (12/15/2014) [-]
Not really.

The closer you get to the speed of light, you more you energy you need to keep accelerating, so it's a catch 22.
User avatar #90 - vaginalentry (12/15/2014) [-]
That and the fact that time actually slows down when you're moving that fast because anything travelling with that speed that has mass causes a gravitational effect on time causing it to slow, forever keeping anything with mass from reaching the speed of light. This is how we know photons are mass less and things like electrons and neutrinos have mass, because they cant be accelerated to light speed. Source astrophysics major
#48 - sketchysketchist (12/15/2014) [-]
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NO NO NO!

MAKE IT STOP!
Everything I assumed was a lie!!!
User avatar #49 - leonhardt (12/15/2014) [-]
It's just basic math dood
User avatar #52 - sketchysketchist (12/15/2014) [-]
I know, but I always thought that it was the other way around.
Cannon going backwards while shooting forwards being stronger blast, and vice versa making it weak.
That just seemed to make more sense.
User avatar #35 - guano (12/15/2014) [-]
science is hard
User avatar #47 - quotes (12/15/2014) [-]
well think of this
if it didnt work like that the movement of the earth would make war really really hard
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>not worshipping Dunsparce

What are you, an OU fag? GTFO nooblord.
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