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#14 - You have the same rights as a renter that you do as an owner i… 08/19/2014 on My friend is moving out of... -2
#134 - Yes but thats not really an accurate comparison and we both kn…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on And I thought I had a bad day +2
#146 - iscrewbabies (08/19/2014) [-]
Roll down your window enough, politely decline showing your ID when asked, keep your hands on the steering wheel and notify the cops of any moves you make, be respectful unless the cop is showing a lot of unnecessary disrespect towards you( then you're fucked anyways ), and always take out your phone or camera or whatever, and record the whole thing. Of course notify the cop that you are going to record video and audio. Set the camera on the dashboard, or if you have a passenger, then give it to him/her.
That's how you deal with cops. Of course the ID thing is valid only if the cop does not have any factual evidence that proves you have done something illegal, because if you have done something illegal you are, by law, forced to show your ID if asked.
I'm not from the US, but I've done a fuckton of research on this stuff because I am a single 20 year old guy that has no job, no life, or anything else. I just masturbate and acquire useless information that I will never use. Mostly at the same time also.
#151 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
Mostly accurate. Some states DO have a stop and identify law though, where they can demand id regardless of a suspected crime.
#152 - iscrewbabies (08/19/2014) [-]
Did not know that, so thanks for telling me.
I'll do some searching about that now, and see what those states are so I'd know.
#39 - Yeah but from a historical point of view so called American En… 08/19/2014 on McDonald's probably won't... 0
#15 - Sounds tasty as **** . 08/19/2014 on Friday +3
#119 - Its your right to do that though. Also you only have to roll y…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2014 on And I thought I had a bad day +2
User avatar #131 - thewhitezombie (08/19/2014) [-]
In most states, bestiality isn't illegal. That doesn't mean you should fuck your horse just because you can.
#134 - asasinmonkey (08/19/2014) [-]
Yes but thats not really an accurate comparison and we both know it. I mean cops dont just get to fuck your shit up cause you were being a dick about enforcing your rights,
#146 - iscrewbabies (08/19/2014) [-]
Roll down your window enough, politely decline showing your ID when asked, keep your hands on the steering wheel and notify the cops of any moves you make, be respectful unless the cop is showing a lot of unnecessary disrespect towards you( then you're fucked anyways ), and always take out your phone or camera or whatever, and record the whole thing. Of course notify the cop that you are going to record video and audio. Set the camera on the dashboard, or if you have a passenger, then give it to him/her.
That's how you deal with cops. Of course the ID thing is valid only if the cop does not have any factual evidence that proves you have done something illegal, because if you have done something illegal you are, by law, forced to show your ID if asked.
I'm not from the US, but I've done a fuckton of research on this stuff because I am a single 20 year old guy that has no job, no life, or anything else. I just masturbate and acquire useless information that I will never use. Mostly at the same time also.
#151 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
Mostly accurate. Some states DO have a stop and identify law though, where they can demand id regardless of a suspected crime.
#152 - iscrewbabies (08/19/2014) [-]
Did not know that, so thanks for telling me.
I'll do some searching about that now, and see what those states are so I'd know.
#102 - Yeah i remember that actually. I sold that car though. If you … 08/19/2014 on anon faces a dilemma 0
#74 - Also thank everyone in your neighborhood for putting up those … 08/19/2014 on anon faces a dilemma 0
#72 - I'll have to do that one of these days. Haha as long…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on anon faces a dilemma 0
User avatar #78 - commontroll (08/19/2014) [-]
You know, I think I actually ran into you on here before. If so, you mentioned something about a brown car at Shell. I'll have to swing by some time and use some code or something so I don't just run around yelling "asasinmonkey!?" like a fucking retard.

And nice, that was actually our first year on the street. It was a ton of fun. I'd never really done Christmas decorations outside before that. Worst part was getting out of the driveway though. Glad we could do our part in getting you some action.
#102 - asasinmonkey (08/19/2014) [-]
Yeah i remember that actually. I sold that car though. If you ever see a black hyundai elantra with a large white guy in it and a primary arms bumper sticker. That's me. I get around a lot in this area. I can assure you though that some guy asking around about murderous primates would not be the oddest person who frequents that particular shell station.

Yeah I could see where that shit would be a pain. Yall go all out on that. I thank you with my whole heart for your part in the decorations.
#65 - Really? I live on tanglebrush off of south panther creek. Near…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2014 on anon faces a dilemma 0
User avatar #69 - commontroll (08/19/2014) [-]
Ah, just go at 1am when there's only a few people having some beers at Goose's Acre and maybe a couple other places, very relaxing, plus a fantastic spot to take a girl on a date for something low cost, but very pretty and relaxing. Especially with the trees lit up.

And I'm actually at the neighborhood thingy that always does the crazy Christmas decorations with the lights all across the streets and such. You better not hunt me down and kill me in my sleep now that you know that we're so close to each other.
#74 - asasinmonkey (08/19/2014) [-]
Also thank everyone in your neighborhood for putting up those lights. I totally got lucky after driving through there last year. Ol girl ate that whole light watching deal up
#72 - asasinmonkey (08/19/2014) [-]
I'll have to do that one of these days.

Haha as long as you promise the same. Although im a fairly conspicuous person so even if i did you'd probably see it coming. I'm probably easier to find anyway. I kick it up at that small shell by the Randall's all the time, jay and silent bobbing it with my cousin.
User avatar #78 - commontroll (08/19/2014) [-]
You know, I think I actually ran into you on here before. If so, you mentioned something about a brown car at Shell. I'll have to swing by some time and use some code or something so I don't just run around yelling "asasinmonkey!?" like a fucking retard.

And nice, that was actually our first year on the street. It was a ton of fun. I'd never really done Christmas decorations outside before that. Worst part was getting out of the driveway though. Glad we could do our part in getting you some action.
#102 - asasinmonkey (08/19/2014) [-]
Yeah i remember that actually. I sold that car though. If you ever see a black hyundai elantra with a large white guy in it and a primary arms bumper sticker. That's me. I get around a lot in this area. I can assure you though that some guy asking around about murderous primates would not be the oddest person who frequents that particular shell station.

Yeah I could see where that shit would be a pain. Yall go all out on that. I thank you with my whole heart for your part in the decorations.
#57 - Being built on a swamp tends to make an area green. And oh lor…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2014 on anon faces a dilemma 0
User avatar #59 - commontroll (08/19/2014) [-]
Awwww shit man, what part of the Woodlands are you in? I'm in Panther Creek.

But I hear you, only place open in the Market area late at night Goose's Acre, and even then they're exclusively a pub after midnight. Still, I'm more of a low key guy, so I enjoy walking on the water way at night. I haven't been in a while, do they still have the lights on the trees there?
#65 - asasinmonkey (08/19/2014) [-]
Really? I live on tanglebrush off of south panther creek. Near McCullough.

And I think they do have those lights up, but i may be wrong. I only go to the mall area for work these days. Too many snobs and teeny boppers there these days.
User avatar #69 - commontroll (08/19/2014) [-]
Ah, just go at 1am when there's only a few people having some beers at Goose's Acre and maybe a couple other places, very relaxing, plus a fantastic spot to take a girl on a date for something low cost, but very pretty and relaxing. Especially with the trees lit up.

And I'm actually at the neighborhood thingy that always does the crazy Christmas decorations with the lights all across the streets and such. You better not hunt me down and kill me in my sleep now that you know that we're so close to each other.
#74 - asasinmonkey (08/19/2014) [-]
Also thank everyone in your neighborhood for putting up those lights. I totally got lucky after driving through there last year. Ol girl ate that whole light watching deal up
#72 - asasinmonkey (08/19/2014) [-]
I'll have to do that one of these days.

Haha as long as you promise the same. Although im a fairly conspicuous person so even if i did you'd probably see it coming. I'm probably easier to find anyway. I kick it up at that small shell by the Randall's all the time, jay and silent bobbing it with my cousin.
User avatar #78 - commontroll (08/19/2014) [-]
You know, I think I actually ran into you on here before. If so, you mentioned something about a brown car at Shell. I'll have to swing by some time and use some code or something so I don't just run around yelling "asasinmonkey!?" like a fucking retard.

And nice, that was actually our first year on the street. It was a ton of fun. I'd never really done Christmas decorations outside before that. Worst part was getting out of the driveway though. Glad we could do our part in getting you some action.
#102 - asasinmonkey (08/19/2014) [-]
Yeah i remember that actually. I sold that car though. If you ever see a black hyundai elantra with a large white guy in it and a primary arms bumper sticker. That's me. I get around a lot in this area. I can assure you though that some guy asking around about murderous primates would not be the oddest person who frequents that particular shell station.

Yeah I could see where that shit would be a pain. Yall go all out on that. I thank you with my whole heart for your part in the decorations.
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