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#20 - And depending on the state your in yeah, any blow to the head …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on stride gum +3
User avatar #35 - slenderwolf (09/13/2014) [-]
Texan here, just wandering through, I don't know about that blow to the head bullshit, I've never heard of it, but lethal force is usually a case by case thing. If an eighty year old hunch backed woman taps me on the head with a cane I'm not gonna put a hollow point in between her eyes and expect the judge to give me a fist bump.
#19 - Lets see full grown ass man body slamming a teenage girl? Hmm …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on stride gum -8
User avatar #29 - scootabot (09/13/2014) [-]
I can't help but think if that wasn't a 'teenage girl' but a 'middle-aged woman', you'd have no problems with this.

Double standards motherfucker, get over them. This is equality. And by god, I'm proud of it.
#32 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
yeah lets ignore the obvious differences between male and female body, and that usually girls don't work out, that 80+ kg man smashing into a 40 kg girl who is simply walking really logical
User avatar #33 - scootabot (09/13/2014) [-]
That's a lie. Women can take more of a hit than you think.

I've seen women get hit MUCH harder and stand right back up. Are you saying that women are weak compared to men?

Most men don't work out, either, but you'd be happy seeing a man be beaten over the head with a flashlight compared to a woman. You'd lose your shit if a woman got hit over the head with a flashlight. "THEY'RE WEAKER, STOP IT."

People are trying to strive for equality, well, this is it, you little cunt.
#279 - This right here is partially correct. The Military leadership … 09/13/2014 on not all animated movies are... 0
#278 - Proof plz? 09/13/2014 on not all animated movies are... 0
#277 - Ohh blow me. Im anti government as hell. On this particular is…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on not all animated movies are... 0
User avatar #282 - captnsweden (09/13/2014) [-]
You want me to blow you? Sure brah (no homo)
#123 - You act like there were other targets worth hitting though. Th… 09/13/2014 on not all animated movies are... +3
#122 - Comment deleted 09/13/2014 on not all animated movies are... 0
#3 - But good lord bro. Excessive force much?  [+] (12 new replies) 09/13/2014 on stride gum +3
User avatar #4 - doctorhax (09/13/2014) [-]
Not really, I think she deserved it

Anyone got video source link?
#19 - asasinmonkey (09/13/2014) [-]
Lets see full grown ass man body slamming a teenage girl? Hmm not many reasons i can think of that would make that ok.
User avatar #29 - scootabot (09/13/2014) [-]
I can't help but think if that wasn't a 'teenage girl' but a 'middle-aged woman', you'd have no problems with this.

Double standards motherfucker, get over them. This is equality. And by god, I'm proud of it.
#32 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
yeah lets ignore the obvious differences between male and female body, and that usually girls don't work out, that 80+ kg man smashing into a 40 kg girl who is simply walking really logical
User avatar #33 - scootabot (09/13/2014) [-]
That's a lie. Women can take more of a hit than you think.

I've seen women get hit MUCH harder and stand right back up. Are you saying that women are weak compared to men?

Most men don't work out, either, but you'd be happy seeing a man be beaten over the head with a flashlight compared to a woman. You'd lose your shit if a woman got hit over the head with a flashlight. "THEY'RE WEAKER, STOP IT."

People are trying to strive for equality, well, this is it, you little cunt.
#9 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
Not really, considering he used potentially lethal force. Why the fuck didn't he just grab her arm?
#15 - omgroflzomg (09/13/2014) [-]
potential lethal? are you retarded?
#20 - asasinmonkey (09/13/2014) [-]
And depending on the state your in yeah, any blow to the head in TX is considered lethal force.
User avatar #35 - slenderwolf (09/13/2014) [-]
Texan here, just wandering through, I don't know about that blow to the head bullshit, I've never heard of it, but lethal force is usually a case by case thing. If an eighty year old hunch backed woman taps me on the head with a cane I'm not gonna put a hollow point in between her eyes and expect the judge to give me a fist bump.
#18 - frijoles (09/13/2014) [-]
This a slightly older case, so you are forgiven for not knowing this, but potentially deadly is correct. The young female suffered devastating head trauma and was in the hospital for an extended stay. There was a time when long term brain damage was a very real possibility.
#16 - buffalogriller (09/13/2014) [-]
he's right tho, if you run someone over like that and they hit their head on the pavement or a similarly hard object there's a good chance they don't survive.

hell, you can even die from just falling over if you're unlucky.
User avatar #14 - doctorhax (09/13/2014) [-]
I guessing he already did and she just pushed him off, then he went on to use force like that
#115 - Also some wise words from Sir Winston Churchill "There ar…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on not all animated movies are... +1
User avatar #120 - spacehawk (09/13/2014) [-]
So by your logic, nuking civilians is ok, if it prevents high military losses? In the wiki article you linked to it says that the targets were specifically chosen BECAUSE they were urban centers, not despite it. The first criteria of the targets was "The target was larger than 3 mi (4.8 km) in diameter and was an important target in a large urban area." Looks like you could benefit from some more research as well. Listen, I'm not against the use of the bombs, only against the targeting of civilians. They could have demonstrated the power of the bomb in an uninhabited part of Japan before nuking cities in the hopes Japan would surrender in time. Just don't act like killing civilians en masse and testing the destructive power of the nukes weren't the purpose of the attacks.
#123 - asasinmonkey (09/13/2014) [-]
You act like there were other targets worth hitting though. Those cities were major military and heavy industry centers as well. Also if you knew about the cult status of the emperor and the influence of the "bushido code" you would realize that an invasion of japan would have caused major loss of civilian life. I also never said that the targets werent considered valuable because of the fact civilians were involved, the fact does remain there were bigger population centers we could have hit. Part of the point was psychological, but thats how you win a fucking war. They also considered a so called show of force by bombing an uninhabited section of japan but the idea as scrapped for reasons including we werent sure if the bomb would even work in both senses of the word. Also those estimates of japanese deaths in the event of an invasion included civilians. When you compare all the numbers it was a justified action man. Im not saying that it wasnt horrible. Im not saying that its a great thing that it happened. Its a matter of what had to happen not what we wish could have happened.
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#114 - Those cities had major military installations. All major Japan… 09/13/2014 on not all animated movies are... -1

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